Reeves and Mortimer - Stars In Your Eye's (FULL)

[eszettfromhell]

It's a bit of pork. With the meat under the fat.

[jabberwocky88]

Sad to say I get the feeling we'll never see comedy as unique and loveable as this again :(

Comedy was fantastic throughout most of the nineties and then it's just seemed to have petered out to bland mass manufactured crap. Similar to the music industry.

[steve30toon]

acts 1 and 3 have been murdered by act 2, therefore it is best that viewers do not vote for acts 1 or 3. Chuckle.

[themachman19691]

you want to see it,dont yer,dont yer???superb

[mortiekombat]

that george michael was so funny

[biffthesortie]

I'm from 'Artlepool.

[bungeesquirrel74]

piss funny

[fro7k]

Thumbs up if you saw Bob bring his twin brother on the set.

[MondoPrime]

"It's a bit of pork, with the meat under the fat"

[LargeLeader]

Chuck Berry bit is fucking glorious.

[someonecalledlaura]

My name is Bill Decker and I'm a murderer lmao! I just can't stop laughing!

[crawfordcameron1]

anyone that does not find this funny should not be entitled to internet access, the vote or oxygen.

[BoboBenny]

5 people were murdered by Bill Decker

[VickyDuncalf]

I hadn't realised how amazing CHRIS BELLLLLL was! 1:08 to 1:15

[MalevolentCarnage]

This clip has made my day. And my week. And my month. And my life.

[mercurymysprite]

Best Chuck Berry impression ever!

[XXXInfamousRavenXXX]

LOL!!!!!!!!! :D

[fadingout6]

Woopa

[SuperKatiemb]

George Michael one is awesome!!

[VickyDuncalf]

Bob's face at 1.59!!!!!

I can't listen to Faith without doing the arm dance! Me and my sister went to Turkey and kept doing it. In the end, all the waiters used to join in. Spread the love of the Dove From Above.

(I love you!)

[VickyDuncalf]

Bob's face at 1.49!!!!!

[TeessideTerry]

ya look nowt like him!!!

[cyberjackcyberjack]

i used to love "stars in your eyes" too bad Mathew got accused of that kiddie shit, and ITV droped him. ! Wankers bring him back, he was one of the grates !!

[Oshia666]

Just bought The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, Bang Bang and Caterick.. I love Vic n Bob, I want their babys!!

[LadeeLumps]

Nothing beats Bill Decker doing George Michael.

[jabberwocky88]

I love the fact that Matthew Kelly has a little hook on the top of his wig.

[bighairybaby]

@jabberwocky88, I saw an interview with Vic Reeves years ago in which he talked about his design for the Matthew Kelly costume. The thing on the top of his head is a tiny gallows. Just thought you might like to know...

[jabberwocky88]

@bighairybaby Haha! That makes it even funnier :D

[Hatham]

@bighairybaby I've watched this on the dvd about a thousand times and I haven't noticed the gallows till now. Mind. Fucked.

[vanillaorchid]

@jabberwocky88 It's a tiny gallows.

[whowantsabighug]

Lol, "Oi'm a merderer."

[Cantonaahh]

Very poor indeed! Just like icrappoetry (.com). Vic and Bob rule!

[RallyDon82]

the george micheal bit never fails to have my face aching from laughter.

[togzig]

This was originally 'Stars FOR your eyes' - you can even here the edit to 'Stars IN your eyes'... why did this get changed... how bizzarre!

[townsjim]

So funny that pat and dave sing a beach boys song when they are dressed as simon and garfunkel XD

[markrskinner]

There's no apostrophe in eyes.

[unclechristmas]

Well you look nowt like him Bill...

[truskinboy]

brilliant

[girlinthemirror17]

'Well yer no Dolly Parton yerself man!' Genius.

[englishguy2005]

LOL....Bob's dance at 1:58

[englishguy2005]

"My name is....Bill Decker....and....I'm a murderer!"

[englishguy2005]

"Since this show was recorded, acts one and three have been murdered by act two - George Michael! In the circumstances, it is recommended that viewers should NOT vote for acts one and three!"

[stanleybear1]

how did they get the real art garfunkel on??????? ha ha ha ha ! vic n bobs genius!! i love the stotts!!! i love having a nice relaxing poo!!

[tonymontana1974]

"you lookin at my bra ??"

[TheCuriousOrange83]

You can't beat a Vic & Bob TV parody.

[whitejmw]

Vic & Bob are classic , manic comedy. Been a big fan since Vic Reeves Big Night Out around 1990.

[ThePunkRockZombie]

2:55 Funny as fuck

[SniffPeters]

Classic *rse!

[chuck1990bb]

That impersonation is hauntingly like mathew kelly, bob's noel edmands is perfect too. genius :)

[TheCrossball]

this clip is epical pmsl!

[gigpic]

Sort your apostrophe out you illiterate bastard.

[NikkiClo]

The George Michael nearly made me wet myself! so funny

[gardenclaw82]

How the fuck they kept a straight face doing good vibrations ?!?!

[gomptwoky]

the host with the roast! LOL XD

[bobbob5482]

Remember watching this when it originally went on TV and it is still one of the funniest things that I've ever watched!

[fairfield101]

I was just about to type basically the same thing. Crying laughing watching this.

[bensong]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling....hahahaha

[MajicTV]

'Tonight Im going to be Uncle Garfunkel'

Genius.

[MajicTV]

Im a murderer.

Classic

[phantomdoodler]

the first vic reeves incarnation looks like alan davis

[Jexington80]

LMFAO! I love Bill Decker doing George Michael!!! "and oim a murderer" But piss funny is Chris Bell doing maggie may when he throws the mic stand in the air! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And my other entrance has a porch! LMFAO! Oh I love R&M they're class! FUCKIN COMEDY GENUIS!!!! They need to be back on tv instead of consulting other comedians....damn BBC!

[telswood]

george michael bit is literally one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

[bigderekkeene]

i remember seeing this thefirst time it was on telly and almost died laughing at the george michael bit!

[GeezaBun]

Stars with eyes, brilliant!!

[youngy1]

i had this on VHS i wish i had this on DVD

[WrathschildFink]

You can buy it on dvd chief.

[EnormousHuntBall]

IMHO the George Michael bit, along with Corporal Boiled Egg, is the funniest thing that they have ever done.

[deanroy1966]

wheres martin freeman?!!!

[Embrace731]

Martin Freeman and Bob Mortimer look so much alike it´s UNREAL!

[DreamedOfHugeSpiders]

they got that wrong there. simon and garfunkel didn't sing good vibrations. it was the carpenters. how thick can you get.

[shitehawk1234]

for a start its actually the beach boys not the carpenters (how thick can YOU get??) and secondly thats whats funny about it - the fact its not even by them

[Treguard]

Oh for fuck's sake. It's by the Chemical Brothers you nipple. How thick can *YOU* get?? Mner mner mner.

[steve3PO]

@shitehawk1234 Idiot

[ronak9]

my friend oy keeps pissing on my bonfire but i love elves and pixies

[marquisdemcbride]

Is that Martin Freeman from the Office I see before me?

[readikus]

Flipping heck! That was AMAZIN'!

[shadowbob001]

one of the funniest scenes ever

[JapeUK]

Vic & Bob take parody to another level.

I always howl with laughter when I see Bob in that yellow 'I love you' t-shirt

"My name is Bill Decker, and I'm a murderer"

LMAO XD

[dooldatool]

A brilliant piece of childhood hilarity! Growing up watching this filth what can i say, i was blessed!

[EnormousHuntBall]

Well said, its nice to look back on the things that made you so twisted.

:)

[anfloclay]

I am so glad that this made someone else pee!!! Classic, original and one of the funniest things ever x

[rosaringo]

I'm crying with laughter at the George Michael bit

Gotta love Vic and Bob xD

[StevoH1983]

Funniest thing ive ever seen. Still to this day.

[AJQueen]

LOL, I died laughing the first time I saw it, and I just died laughing again! Classic stuff.

[bobmorrice]

i genuinely pissed myself the first time i watched this

[1singularity]

my nanme is bill deccerr and oim

[mandtrott]

LMFAO

[reeshartkruspey]

LMFAO ohh how i love reeves and mortimer :')

[samny]

These are the only comedians I can watch over again and I never fail to laugh. Hilarious!

[baconsandwich2007]

You have to admit that these contestants are better than they have on the real show! I can't listen to Geroge Michael without thinking of this!!! Love it!!

[flymajj]

Bob is fucking brilliant dancing at 1:59, and I can't ever hear Faith on the radio in the car without laughing my head off thinking about this sketch! An all time classic.

[walkerg79]

I was in bits when i saw the George Michael... f*cking hilarious

[YorkshireDaz]

Haven't seen this clip for over ten years, PMSL!!

A mate of mine did the George Michael gag with a cardboard face at a charity event last year. Brought the house down!!

[StanPomeray]

LOL the Rod Stewart guy sounded like Steve Ignorant from Crass.

[wiseoldbaldrick]

Never seen this one before-what a classic!!!I agree, George Michael is the best..

[MattitudeForeverV2]

My name is Bill Decker, And I'm a murderer

[MASTINMOOR]

"are you sayin' I've got nowt ?"

[Daisyxpie]

Lmaoo i love vic an bob i watched this since i was relly little - Omg the george michael cracks me up big time, and matthew kelly has light bulbs for nipples XD

[erimusred1]

Absolute Quality!!!!!!

[UncleKennybobs]

ARTLEPOOL

[georeff23]

im picking up good vibrations..

[scarfaceworld1]

ooh well that's loosened it anyway LMFAO

[tommacclesby]

Good Vibrations isn't even by Simon & Garfunkel.

[tpjpower]

it was the beach boys right?

[piespace1]

No offence mate, but you should't watch vic & bob if you don't get the jokes.

[MattitudeForeverV2]

Agreed!!

[erimusred1]

Thats the point !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gulftastic]

I still do that dance to 'Faith'.

[Osafune2]

Fantastic impression of Mathew Kelly.

[MorbidMaizee]

"And Here's The Host With The Roast!"

[MyDogEatsFenians]

genius

[ChloeAM]

I was going to tell Mark Skinner to chill out, someone got there first.

I love that pair they are just what comedy needs.

[dellinashell]

"now whats you name, and what do you do for a living gorgeous?"

"my name is bill decker, and I'm a murderer"

i fuckin love it

[rogaface]

Where did you find this Full version? I've never seen that Rod Stewart part before

[markrskinner]

There's no apostrophe in eyes.

You work-shy fop.

[misscondliffe]

Well what a regular comedian you are MARK SKIDDER more like SKIDDERPANTS ahahh ahhah ahhh dahhh obviously the poster of this clip waqs taking the piss when he placed a apostocrap in in EYES derp

[joeymod135]

I've only ever seen them doing Action image exchange once in all these Years, It was the one where they had, Great Dope cake. Are there other skits they do as ACTION IMAGE EXCHANGE ?:)

[steffle]

well, you you look NOWT like him bill! :D

[percypurnell]

Legends!

[cyrilfuckdust]

Gary Glitter and Mathew Kelly

Met some young girls and their fingers were smelly.

[NAT4TONY]

Is George Micheal from Action Image Exchange?!

[FranBMan]

That was Sean Connery. I think they're both hysterical. Such a brilliantly silly idea, executed to perfection.

[woosp]

gearge micheal..... fuckin class......

[Leftfootbeats]

1:58

lmfao

[handsomechap12]

my ding-a-ling

[Leftfootbeats]

oooohhhhhh....

It hurts so good XD

[richbc08]

you want t see them dont you???

[rizermcfc]

Do you have a nice ring?

[bloominfantastic]

absolute class you just dont see anything that funny anymore maybe paul whitehouse and co but stuff like The Office pleaaaaaaaase not a patch on vic n bob

[NameNotaNumber]

"Dave man, Dave, yer flat!"

"What yer sayin like, I've got nowt? Well yer nee Dolly Parton yersel"

LOLOLOL

[chelle8340]

oh how I love this sketch i dont think I have laughed so much. Esp George Michael

[Eggmandu]

The George Michael skit was fucking brilliant.

[davebealesdotcom]

this is amazing! not in my video!! Is there much more unreleased stuff like this?

[djfinny]

this isnt unreleased, its from The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer

[davebealesdotcom]

the rod stewart bit ain't on the original VHS i have...

i gather there is new stuff on the DVD release? Does the same apply for other R&M series anyone?

[djfinny]

yea ive got the DVD and the rod stewart bit is on there, so i suggest you get the DVD set :)

[SpudTarantula]

....it's a bit of pork, with the meat under the fat. There you go Craig (thanks Matthew)

[cdb2000]

Hartlepool!

[markrskinner]

No apostrophe in eyes.

[Leftfootbeats]

oh my god...

[brontone]

lodsa of this were missing off the official video :(

thanks for putting it all up :D

[grai]

yer pitch man

what about em?

[SOFAJEDI]

class comedy piss my sides every time.

[bedrom99]

george michael lmao brilliant unrivalled comedy

[djandyl]

im a murderer, fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noodlez7777]

arrgghhh i have to stop watching this, i nearly get a heart attack from laughing too much lool

[frenchbananawar]

when vic comes on i cant help thinking of the lead singer of the zutons does anyone else see the resemblance?

[billurfottle]

Does anyone know where i can find the Reeves and Mortimer sketch with Noel Edmonds in it? Bob plays Noel Edmonds in a naked lumpy body suit, cheers.

[jammasterjc]

Noels addict's sketch from series 1 of the smell of reeves and mortimer.

[billurfottle]

But is it on YouTube??

[KittiesKat]

Utterly Awesome-thanks for posting this, My favourite! Hadn't seen it in ages!! :)

[hannahgiraffe]

The hair! OMG! I was laughing just at the hair! The whole thing made me wet myself (not literally xD)

[stevejohnplatt]

I love it

[jibsa]

Funniest thing I ever seen on TV

[wmcginty]

Bill Decker as George Michael - possibly funniest thing on British TV ever...

[feltum]

"And let's meet the first star with eyes". Brilliant!!

[davelpo]

its in full on the dvd

[nailingme]

and what do you do for a living?

I'm a muderer

lol! Classic!

[skyleg]

This series was so amazing. George Michael still makes me wet myself!

[thekempe72]

Classic!,thanks for posting

[gurpz06]

lol the dance is funni

[timtownie]

The funniest thing I ever saw was bob & vic singing "Without You" anybody know where to get it?

[TrippingOverGod]

Where's the Chris Bell segment from? I don't remember that on the VHS.

[HALFLIFE81]

They edited a few sketches here and there in order to get them to fit on to vhs tapes. This is the original sketch as it was broadcast.

[someonelikethemoon]

More likely they had to make contractual edits for music they couldn't clear for the VHS (Rod Stewart in this case).

[rashhuman]

Hahaha thanks for uploading, you've saved me the trouble!

Dave man, you're flat!

[commiebobbie]

The Greatest comedy skit in history!!!!

Watched it when it was aired in 1996, as funny now as it was then!!!

[georgethebader]

1995 but the general point still stands.

[chavslayer666]

ten or so years later and it's still one of the funniest things ever.

[burnsbeatlesfan]

Awesome comedy.

[timchilli]

Bill Decker is a legend

[annathegirl622]

Ain't it "Stars in Your Eyes"??

nevermind it's great! brand new clip! thank you so much!

[JackSmackMeadows]

If you're going to be pedantic about it, it's Stars In Their Eyes - but for Christ's sake woman!

[feltum]

They're taking the piss! Don't tell me that you didn't realise that!!

[popemalevolent]

"Im a m m murderer". Im doing that george micheal at the next fancy dress party i go to!

[bitterapplemark]

this is class... bill decker !!