Jay Leno Dorito commercial

[TINML]

Bill Hicks brought me here!

[BerryA86]

And not even when he needed the money...

[PopeTonyXXIII]

NBC peacock of blood, company man til the end

[jayjayrokz]

Satan Fucking him is the ass on national television

[loves2litigate]

wat a loser

[kdgfg]

so that's why his jaw so big strong mouth from sucking satans cock

[NathanF76]

@kdgfg

In my opinion his chin based powers come from the laughter that is generated from the audience, laughter is like fuel for him.

[DavTaranto]

Bill's fan, unite.



[bubbyeater]

You're off the artistic roll call.

[migkillertwo]

I wonder who Jay leno's going to be interviewing when he blows his brains out with a 9mm pistol

[WinstonDisraeli]

Corporate fucking shill, you're another whore at the capitalist gangbang.

[xMidnightGamer]

Bill sent me

[SayNoToTheism]

Who saw this ad and wanted to eat a Dorrito?

[RewardHonesty]

I see that Jimmy Fallon just did a commercial for Chase. Talk about the fucking devil. Fallon joins Leno and the others - all whores and conscienceless corporate shills.

[crystalvoodoo91]

I......don't know what to think here.

[wenger1972]

CHrist, what a fucking whore

[W0BN1AR]

Anyone else get the mental image of Leno putting an uzi in his mouth?

[BigJoker260]

lol thumbs up if bill hicks... well you know lmao

[Meta1Head91]

With a secret all American ingredient. Yeah! MSG aka E621.

[canesrule96]

Remember when I was funny?

[guitardemon177]

@chasebizzy I swear I can hear Satan fucking you in the Ass through my monitor

[DirkDiggler1102]

Two things that suck: Jay Leno, and Frito Lay, the company that makes Doritos.

[chasebizzy]

I miss the old Doritos logo. Oh yeah and fuck Bill Hicks.He was just as irritating as Leno just in a less commercial fashion. His act was garden variety liberal/progressive view points just slathered in smug nihilsm to make it all seem so profound.

[spruceshark]

@chasebizzy aren't opinions just oh so annoying?

[bebopalola]

Satan fucking him in the arse every night... "here Satan- try the nacho flavoured one's!" "Ooh cool and flavourful!"

[scooterevan1]

tonight we have Joey Lawrence and Patrick Duffy on the show

[Earthlessness]

@scooterevan1

Oooooh, tonights the night!

[BillyWagner13]

@scooterevan1 YES! Tonights the night!

[SteevDragon67]

Here satan, try the nacho flavored ones! (*CRUNCH* *CRUNCH*) cool and flavorful!

[DoeJohnA]

please do not use other people's punchlines to impress. it's common.

[DevinTClark]

YOU TELL JAPAN JAY YOU SHOW THOSE FUCKERS

[drama333queen333]

racist...?

[moomoo4u2moo]

I see most people are socialists here.

[devourerofbabies]

@moomoo4u2moo Yes, if you don't like bullshit being aggressively shoved down your throat, you're obviously a socialist.

[TheMetalGearChick1]

Who else was linked here from TVtropes?

BTW, I hate Jay Leno.

[slapshot01j]

Bill Hicks (via Howard Stern)

[TheGamerZoneCR]

Wow Bill i feel your pain

[SovereignRadicalist]

What A Fucking Whore

[BillHicks420]

Bill Hicks reference comes to mind...

[MasterDecanus]

Bill Hicks !!

[MrMister1227]

why do poepl hate Jay???

[myvaginableedsdaily]

@MrMister1227 because his a fucking sell out instead of putting the leaders on fire he rather get fire(cock) in his ass!

[ThorlikeSmash]

I think the "secret All-American ingredient" is.... pure bullshit!

[gunther72]

I'd like to see Doritos talk about the ingredients in their new commercials.

[jeffc6676]

"Aren't you the Doritos guy" -flight attendant from the movie "the late shift"

[w4rr10r11]

I bet that's why he's so fat. From free bags of Doritos after teh commercial.

[PepperGeorge]

Jay Leno is a sell out Douche, everything he says should be suspect

[filmerado]

Good god what an idiot

[JerryTerrifying]

Holy shit I almost had a fuckin seizure.

[adi1096]

Why does everybody hate Jay Leno, he's the funniest guy on TV! I never miss his shows. Conan O' Brian is a talentless loser on the other hand I didn't think have of his dog shit was funny

[ryonafan]

@adi1096 that was a joke right?.....

[torontodave]

@adi1096 I think you mean HALF, not have......... but then again, being a Leno fan I'm not surprised that you would get the two mixed up

[adi1096]

@torontodave

Well, you can't really say that considering all of these other Conan fans didn't see the mistake. Believe me if they saw it they would be sure to tell me. Good job you get a cookie now.

[torontodave]

@adi1096 I get a cookie? Bonus! Do you need my contact info so you can ship it to me?

[adi1096]

@torontodave

I was implying an E-Cookie, if you want I can ship one to you as long as you pay shipping costs.

[torontodave]

@adi1096 Giving me false hope for a cookie and then making me pay the shipping costs? That's not cool man, that's not cool

[thepatient08]

Off the artistic roll-call forever.

[spartan2600]

What a corporate cunt.

[youkid1991]

cool ranch is distusting!

[RiseOfSuperDogAway96]

Bill Hicks was right...

[ryonafan]

@RiseOfSuperDogAway96 as always 

[Vurdox]

Im selling doritos....(puts uzi in mouth)

*Bdddddd Bdddddddd Bdddddd*

[informationplz]

If you haven't already, find out what Mr.Bill Hicks said about Jay Leno. It is most enlightening and utterly hilarious..Your life will be better having heard what he had to say..Peace.

[PaulHark9]

an old American secret ingredient Tortillas LOL jk

[votejello]

Sucker of Satan's cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AzeriSoul]

"You remember when I was funny? Ahh... eat Doritos. Kgh... kgh.." B.Hicks on Leno

[TruthForums]

Bill Hicks on Jay Leno's Doritos commercials (absolutely hilarious)

watch?v=v0RfZfagyW8

[ViceWorld]

I actually haven't bought dorritos since the jay leno conan scandal, i haven't even bought them as a snack or eaten them when friends offered them.

[eggg102]

Jay Leno - A corporate fucking shill, another whore at the capitalist gang-bang.

[AngelusDlion]

@eggg102 Oh grow up Eggg. For one quarter of what they paid him you'd whore yourself out too. Don't pretend otherwise.

[eggg102]

@AngelusDlion Grow up? Jay Leno already had fame and riches before selling out for Doritos. Jay didn't need to advertise for Doritos, he's just a greedy sellout. Don't compare Jay Leno to me, Jay's a multi-millionaire who didn't need the money, I'm just an average person. Oh and by the way, I was quoting the late great William Hicks, now shove your condescending remarks up your arse and in the mean-time, try to crawl out of Jay's. Be gone troll.

[AngelusDlion]

@eggg102 That's funny. That's very funny..

Your comment reminds me about an old saying.. something about a pot and a kettle and the color black.

[bdubclos]

@eggg102 freebird! LOL

[gerfall]

@eggg102 And still has more money than you could ever dream of having. Must suck.

[eggg102]

@gerfall u mad?

[eggg102]

@gerfall Sounds like my joke went way of your head, here's a tip boyo, Bill Hicks' jokes are a bit funnier when you don't have to explain them to slow people like yourself. But you already knew that didn't you, you super duper special little internet warrior you. Now be gone ye foul smelling newt.

[gerfall]

@eggg102 I get the joke. It doesn't change anything. Thanks for calling me special though.

[nick94UFC]

@eggg102 dude looked up this video after he saw bill hicks

[RogerLeconte]

CrUNTch

[Guitarist166]

I don't know where to like or dislike this video, I clearly hate jay leno though, Craig and Conan all the way!

[damnhot]

Jay is a whore!!!

[crazycanadiangoleafs]

A company man to the bitter fucking end

[adorosramsey2k6]

obvious subliminal messages, that work?

[Silvertrine]

I'm poor and I wouldnt whore myself out to sell kids junk food. What this guys excuse?

[postalservices]

Jay Leno is my hero. THANKS JAY

[alexfanx]

One CREAMY cool ranch taste, plus a secret all American ingredient, CUM

[stupidiculous]

Superdouche.

[JLG112592]

What a fucking tool...

[wilfre2s]

Hey GAY LENO , why don't you eat that whole bag of doritos throug your asshole

[PhobosTwilight]

Suck Satans Cock

[TheRealChevyChase]

HaHa what a loser!

[Tait011]

who else got to this video via bill hicks lovely cometary on this ad?

[BillHicks420]

I DID

[ToListen]

@Tait011

Yep!

[jbw470]

Here Satan, try the nacho flavored ones!

[Dan4200]

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Doesn't he have ENOUGH money? Maybe move over and let somebody actually funny take the reigns, like CONAN or even Jimmy Fallon.

P.S. If you do a commercial like THAT, then Yeah, but like Walken? or Buscemi? Nahh they get a pass in my book... PEACE

[johnmiles]

Fuck Jay Leno.

[cyfkilla]

jay leno hates japan too. what a racist lol.

[RockinDaBronx]

Jay Leno is a cunt chin

[CabinetSquirrel]

@RockinDaBronx you fucking rule

[erevaj]

I prefer Jay over Conan, I mean you all would accept the job if it was offered

[GrungeRock1991]

You do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call forever.......except Willie Nelson.

[StefanGBucher]

"Just another whore at the capitalist gang bang." Was there ever a time when we would've needed Bill Hicks more? Well, 2000 through 2008, I suppose, but you know what I'm saying.

[GrungeRock1991]

Agreed. I listen to some of his work every night. I Truly wish Hicks and Carlin were still alive today. Honestly I think the only comedian similar to them who's still alive is Stanhope. I know people make that comparison a lot, but when you listen to him you realize he has very similar ideals. Anyways they're coming out with an album soon with Hicks' music that he recorded with Kevin Booth. I can't wait for it.

[BillHicks420]

YES!!!!!

Stanhope is my second favorite to Hicks. He is funny, uncencored and raw. A good mix

[GrungeRock1991]

Yeah. Stanhope is my third favorite after Hicks and Carlin. Can't go wrong with any of them.

[BillHicks420]

yeah Carlin is pretty good too, but I never liked his old stuff THAT much. He became more bitter towards the end...

[GoogleTube28]

Fuck Jay Leno.

[cechansler]

NBC should have just had leno stay at 11:35. True leno retired but NBC did kind of push him a little.

Conan was great at 12;30 and if he waited a few years he would have been really good at tonight.

If i was at NBC i would keep leno at 10 but let him only do 30 minutes. THen have a comedy or half hour show or just move or extened the news and leave conan at 11: 35

I like leno but I like Conan a lot more.

TEAM COCO IS A GOGO

[lordofmythings]

@cechansler Yeah, the 10PM Leno show should have just been distilled into a better 30min show with 30min scripted shows airing after. This way the affiliates would have to blame NBC's whole line-up, instead of just The Chin. They are criminally stupid and now we all pay :/.

[macarion]

COCO

[yagisencho]

Wow, those computers make me feel ooooold. What were those, 286s with CGA graphics?

[sbtbfanatic]

Jay Leno is an egomaniac. Given his actions in the "Tonight Show" debacle, his version of the Tonight Show will take years to achieve the ratings he used to get, if they ever fully recover.

NBC never should have promised the Tonight Show to Conan back in 2004. However, once Leno stepped aside last year, he should have remained out of the picture.

[sdaisy079]

Leno was going to go to another station but NBC decided to give him a deal to save face in case Conan bombed in the ratings which he kind of did. Leno never wanted to leave he was pushed out because Conan complained when Leno got his extension.

[unkomannn]

Leno is a fat piece of shit.

[imajor86]

CooooooCoooooooooo!

COOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!!!

[DoktorZaius86]

I'm also w/ Conan. Jay is just...well...he's just so mediocre.

[ShadowWolf346]

I'm with CoCo.

[Moniker180]

I lost my glasses, all I can see in this video is flashing light and a strangely large, amorphous chin. What's this all about?

[mcSiteNet]

JAY LENO SUCKS - Conan should move to FOX!

[2Dzz]

@mcSiteNet but... fox sucks!

[cscox]

Don't call him CoCo.

[psycold]

yea anyone that knows how Conan thinks knows that he hates CoCo.

[milsorgen]

Fuck Jay Leno, CoCo ftw.

[dgivens70]

I simply wonder what YOU would do in the situation, you've just started to make it and along comes a commercial opportunity to make money...would you walk away from it? In general your agent, accountant and all the hangers on would push you to do whatever necessary for exposure and additional capital...sell out...it's a brand put on someone by jealous, unsuccessful, morons. :-)

[Amunt8Valencia]

Jay Leno is a fucking whore. Conan 4 life!

[ecuaagua20]

jays a fucking whore

[MichaelGibney]

Well it's simple. Distributing your own art or product isn't selling out/selling yourself short.

Selling out is when you DONT need the money and have more than enough and are just being greedy that you put money over your own dignity as an artist.

If you promote some product that isn't your own when you don't need the money just because you're greedy-yes you most definetly are a Corporate Shill.

'If you're a young actor, (ie need cash/experience,) ok I'll look the other way' - Bill Hicks

[ebusive]

Another thing, to all of you calling Jay a money whore. What the hell do you think Hicks was? How do you think his material was distributed? How do you think he reached such a wide audience? He was a part of this whole greedy capitalistic system, like it or not. Unless all his shows were free, unless I can go get one of his albums for free, then he was getting paid for his material.

Sounds like money whoring to me!

[theearthmafia]

There's a difference between making money through your art, and whoring your art out to sell anothers' product.

[ebusive]

I'm with DrunkbutSmart on this one.

The thing with Hicks was that he honestly beleived himself to be the only enlightened person in existence. He truly beleive that he was better and smarter than everyone else, and anyone who would do something like...say a commercial, is instantly beneath him. Seems like a lot of his fans think the same way.

Don't get me wrong, he was funny as hell...I just don't think I would have wanted to be friends with the guy.

[vampirehunterme]

LMAO. oh jay, were you ever not selling out?

[mandolinroad]

no he was not!

[gmale9000]

Hahaha, fuck you Jay Leno

[ModernModr]

you truly are a G male

[foxmulder420]

speak for yourself. your dumber then anyone i have ever heard to post something like that here.

[snipzor]

Cool and flavorful.

[Ibhenriksen]

oh my God.

[Krahl123]

LoL! it's just like bill said! he's being fucked in the ass on national t.v!

[DrunkbutSmart]

The main difference between Leno and Bill Hicks was that Bill Hicks pretended to be an intellectual. He wasn't. Leno has never claimed to be anything but what he is. Fuck Bill Hicks.

[Krahl123]

so because we are stupid we shouldn't strive to be smarter? we should act like a fucking money whore? is this what your saying?

[DrunkbutSmart]

I am not an intellectual. I am simply a schooled man with only a few insignificant ideas. I hope to be able to make such comments when I am older and wiser. To believe one lowly comic as greatly intelligent, and one lowly comic as a monkey whore shows how simple you're brain truly is. I don't hate Bill Hicks. I hate his self-righteous asshole fan-base (aka- you). Like I said before, Leno has openly claimed not to be social intellect many times over, and I respect him for his candour.

[Krahl123]

hahaha i read what you just said and started laughing. i don't have to be old wise to see that jay leno is obviously a fucking money whore. he is a millionaire and yet he still wants to make more money by trying to sell corn chips. who cares if he has declared not to be a social intellect, the guy is fucking greedy. but your right, one day you will be old & wise to see this. making the generalization that all bill-hicks fans are self-righteous assholes shows me how truly simple YOUR brain is.

[DrunkbutSmart]

I used to like Bill Hicks. Because of people like you, I now loath him. Jay Leno is nowhere near the comedian that Hicks was. But, he is not a bullshit artist either. To demonize Leno, with all of those in this world who claim to be something they're not, is frankly asinine. I'm almost glad Hicks died. If you think the words of a comedian validates your superficial sense of intelligences, then you're more of a bullshit artist than then Leno himself.

[Krahl123]

dude, nobody here is saying they are intelligent, i never said i was intelligent and bill hicks never said he was intelligent, he simply was who he was. yet , everything you say tends towards the assumption that we are saying we are more intelligent than everyone. perhaps this has to do with some deep seated inferiority complex you have regarding your intelligence, who knows. stating that you are glad that someone died because he strived to be more than he was shows how insane you are.

[DrunkbutSmart]

Goodbye, Generation X. I used to respect you, but you deserve none. I'm am a collage masters student, yet, I admit that I will always know very little in the long run. Your self-righteous gum-flapper heroes(including Bill Hicks) will die without remembrance. And good riddance, you deserve nothing better. RIP. (By the way, I am not glad that Hicks is dead. I loved his comedy. I'm glad no more of you ass-wipes will be further bread. RIP as well.)

[Krahl123]

no, bill hicks and his message is destined to live on forever in the catacombs of youtube and internet. he will never be forgotten. is he an ass-wipe because he showed money driven people up for what they are? whores? bill hicks treated his audience like his friends, he had nothing to hide. he didn't care if people were offended, he just

spoke the truth. the truth isn't true just because people agree it is the truth, the truth just is.

[DrunkbutSmart]

Now that Im less drunk, Ill speak with more restraint. I like Bill hicks, but I believe that there are far worse things in life than money loving. I dont care who you are as long as you represent yourself truthfully. I guess I just disagree. Because of this, I find Leno very minimally offensive. The reason I dislike late generation Xs reality culture is because I see it as being as bull-laden as what they thought they were rebelling against. That era's "real" seems manufactured to me

[AmericanGrit]

You're a grad student and you can't spell college? Jeez...

[AmericanGrit]

I suppose you're an intellectual? Apparently you are, because you are the man who decides who is and who is not an intellectual. LOL! You can't even spell "college" correctly, or even write grammatically correct sentences, Mr. Wittgenstein-Einstein.

[superdogaway96]

ARTISTIC ROLL CALL:

John Lennon (check)

Bill Hicks (check)

Jimi Hendrix (check)

OH! Im sorry Mr. Leno, youre not on the list.

[ridethespiral23]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I miss Bill sooooo much, If I could bring back one person from the dead it would be Bill Hicks man

[gsparkway324]

I miss those bags with the white on top, but I don;t miss those computers. They're like typewriters with tv sets on top

[lrwsoreal]

lmao those computers. and eww jay leno wasnt even attractive when he was younger either..damn

[chinesemilkman]

I miss the 80's and I only lived in it for 5 years. Now we have to deal with goths and Osama, global economic downturns and global warming, Influenza Pandemic II and African pirates...oh the list goes on. I forgot to mention AIDS. Yeah, at least in the 80's all of the world's ills could be blamed on communism and then you could call it a day.

[HixalorianHicks]

Yeah, everything was great in the 80´s, no disease, crime, war or murders.

It was good because you were a kid, moron.

[TreyMeans3]

+1! Thank you HixalorianHicks!  It gets so repetitive seeing every '70s/'80's video on here get followed up with a "Things were so much better then" type comment. Iran/Contra, massive arms races, cocaine explosion, etc. :The 80's were a shitstorm, just like today.

[HowAboutSomeTruth1]

Deal with goths? lol. And AIDS was bigger in 80's than now. So was Influenza and global warming a problem, just with less attention.

[MyRainFlake]

HURRRRRRRRRRR