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  • @Honjun666 THIS IS THE GUY YOU SHOULD BE CRYING ABOUT IF HE DIED

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  • I bet that guy died.

  • Where is Rajnikanth?!?!?!

  • now does mountain dew make your penis small is that a big fucking LIE?

  • "What You Guys Doin He-ah?"

  • jackie chan got hit in the face XD

  • was this video filmed with a Mountain Dew can?

  • if bruce lee was alive he would do a nice mountain dew commercials with his screams lol

  • @BigO2Dag u only say that because u didnt wanted to be roundhousekicked bij Chuck

  • Chuck Norris is Jackie Chans sidekick

  • The full version of this commercial is better.

  • he doesn't want any trouble

  • Chuck Norris vs (Insert Name Here) = Chuck Norris victory

    It's taught in Kindergarten math.

  • @WMackbd Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris

    Which chuck norris wins?

  • @Threeteenage if that would happen the univerise would explode

  • @Threeteenage This is called a "Paradox". When Chuck Norris fights Chuck Norris, it´s the same as when a endless power meets a unmoveable object. Experts guess that the Universe could collapse.

  • @darthjump When an unstoppable force meets an imovable object the result is a great explosion that both moves the object and dissapates the force. While one cannot be destroyed lest by the other, for one to end both must perish.

  • @mynameismatt2010 The real answer is: There is only one Chuck Norris

  • @Threeteenage the chuck norris without a facemask wins

  • Chuck Norris learned the roundhouse kick from Jackie Chan.

  • @SteveweiserFacts no bruce lee also chuck fears him cuz bruce lee was unpredictable :D

  • I dont think jackie chan does hisown stunts now in his kiddie movies

  • WATCH THE LATEST MOUNTAIN DEW AD ! IT'S AMAZING ! JUST TYPE ' ITZ THE FIZZ THAN THE KISS ' ON YOUTUBE AND VIEW IT ! ENJOY :)

  • Correction: "Nothing's more intense than slamming a 'JEW'"

  • @Ultimatepanzer Not when they know 'Jew-jtsu'!!

  • @CalicoVall Well that reply was long overJew...

    XD

  • This enemy is familiar to me . I saw him in Jean Claude Van Damme movie as Mongolian fighter . And with Chuck norris enemy , but with hime he didnt haved moustache .

  • drinks mountain dew and thinks he can walk through the wall epic

  • ....................

  • Jackie>chck norris

  • @ashwinqwert  in 5 seconds prepare to die

  • lmao when he walks into the wall

  • if u think that the chuck norris is not the better, is better u sleep with the eyes open

  • @PivotPersonYa omg loolz

  • Jackie rather's now Mountain Dew than wine, before fight ;-)

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  • i thought red not green was a lucky coler in japan

  • @NachoBallz860 its china dumb shit

  • lol the ending

  • that's the Mountain Dew machine that either Jamie or Adam made from mythbusters.

  • Not bad. Still can't beat the Chuck Norris commercial.

  • both bruce lee and jackie chan stunts are done by themself

  • dude jackie chan's moves are all so awesome...is he the son of bruce lee?xDonly kidding of course.but he is doing all the awesome moves bruce le could do.no one is gonna ever be like them

  • lol "wha you guys doin hea?" then he walks into the wall.

  • Lmao xD Best Mountain Dew Commercial evar!

  • Extreme Action Man

  • XD he walkins in to the wall you know jackie chan walls dont movie

  • I really want a mountain dew, but I live in Ireland :(

  • whayouguysdoinheyah !?

  • When Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan start doing Mtn Dew commercials you know it's the best thing on Earth.

  • @MtnDew23X

    FUCK. YES.

  • @MtnDew23X how odd is it that i don't understand chinese? even if they DO have english signs its not hrd to end up reading engrish and getting mixed up. for an example, my cousin went to china for summer vacation last year and one sign she read said "please use not your shovels for feed animal, scoop not a shovel! thank and please you" WTF!

  • what year was this?

  • what the...

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  • Jackie chan can speak Braille. just like Chuck norris

  • Wow.

  • i want a mountain dew now. and watch a jackie chan movie.

  • I remember seeing this commercial in either 1996 or 1997. Great stuff. Jackie Chan is the man!

  • ending is madd crazy

  • You know MT. Dew is the best drink EVER when its got guys like Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris in the commercials.

  • @guardiangarasu

    Don't forget Steven Segal, he kicked everyones ass in his without even meaning to.

  • END IS BEST^^

  • I still like the Steven Seagal MD commercial the best

  • naaah the chuck norris one is better

  • agree

  • @BigO2daG .........

  • @BigO2daG No way.

  • @BigO2daG Stop that now; Jackie Chan does martial arts compared to Chuck Norris, that guy might be infamous.

  • @Jam24511 Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee. He a martial artist too.

  • haha, yeah, that one is hilarious

  • jackie is cool

  • eh?

  • Jackie chan 4 ever!!!!

  • Jackie RULES!!!

    He is doing all his stunts by himself not like others.

  • except chuck norris

  • Man i remember this commercial when I was in high school Jakie Chan he can still kick ass lol

  • Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan.

  • 1. Chuck norris

    2. Idiots who make chuck norris jokes.

    3.Jackie Chan's mom

    4. Pepsi

    5. Bruce Lee

    You said name 5 that were not him lol.

  • 1.) Stunt Doubles

    2.) Kellogs Rice Kripsie Cereal

    3.) Chuck Norris final form

    4.) Mountain Dew

    5.) Internet Explorer.

  • I'm actually getting laid right now as we speak.

  • Lol, and your point is? xD

  • And I'm still going!

  • by your boyfriend watchs guys?

  • Nice Commercial!!

  • lol pure awesomeness!!

  • jackie chan can kick your ass with a feather <.<

  • I'm a 12th degree green and red Mtn Dew belt in the Pepsi art of dews.

    So, you know.....don't mess with me.

  • classic

  • jackie rocks

  • I'm a 12th degree red and purple vampire belt in the Botswanian art of Skeet Poon Tang. I studied it for 14 years with the Tibetan trhroat warblers of the al Maghreb Mountains.

    So, you know.....don't mess with me.

  • God, Jackie Chan seems like such a cool friend, not because he can fight, but because of his sense of humour.

  • I am a blackbelt and no people do not allways hesitate especily if they are the agreassor

    P.S. chuck norris would destroy all of you jackie and bruece in 0.00001 of a second

    and thats on a bad day

  • Why do you feel the need to state you're a blackbelt like its a major accomplishment? I never wanted to state that everyone hesitates. But I did kickboxing for 4 years, and started muay thai 3 years ago. Hesitation isn't to do with skill or strength, its in the mind. If you knew anything about the mental state people get into when fighting, you wouldn't have posted that comment. Also when engaged in a fight, people don't evade and strike first, they think and size up the opponent. Hesitation!

  • dude jackie chan is the fucking shit! he does all of those sick stunts for real. no pillows. if he makes a mistake he falls and die. Jackie Chan is better then Bruce Lee at doing stunts BUT Bruce Lee sure would kick Jackie Chan's ass!

  • bruce lee maybe can kill jackie, but sure NO can kill Chuck Norris :D

  • yeah.

  • lolol i know your comment was like a month ago but its so funny how you made the word "NO" sound as if its a real person who could kill chuck norris and really i dont think he's that great.

  • He IS that great. He kix ass. :D If Chuck Norris had a stickman game, Stick Norris would own.. :)

    Nah.. i know.. just kiddin, but its funny to say Chuck Norris is so strong and great. Maybe he knows something.. maybe not.. Who knows? :)

  • what?

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC Bruce lee never had to do any stunts really. he was all about kicking ass jackie is mainly show.

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC but he isn't better than chuck norris

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC But not Chuck Norris :).

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC What about Chuck Norris?

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC Actually, I know he does all his own stunts, but I'm pretty sure they make sure to provide anything to make sure he doesn't die, such as aforementioned pillows.

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC bruce lee would not kick his ass the only person ho can kick everybodys ass is...... wait for it....... wait for it...... CHUCK NORRIS

  • @MrJackejr brucelee = asian version of chuck norris and the only one who can defeat chuck norris. and that s a f act.

  • @Vegetakhan no one can get Chuck Norris thats a fact!!!!!

  • @MrJackejr except bruce lee... chuck norris admitted once in an interview himself

  • @MrJackejr bruce would kick chuck norris arse FACT

  • @lestat1635 you want to play a game....?

  • @Lisanne537 yes lol

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC no,he really is awesome and all,but he still has some pillows on the scene

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC

    bruce lee would kick his ass? i dunno, both in their best years ;)

    we never will know

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC how about if it was in a convienence store?

  • @PcRoX123hackedACC so basically its jackie chan does his stunts legit. and bruce lee does his ass kicking legit

  • @ baseparker

    Firstly, yes, I've been in a real fight -& no-one I've fought has ever hesitated, no matter what their fighting ability.

    But honestly, you are taking this topic way too seriously. It was my opinion that jackie chan is better than bruce lee, I never criticised lee's ability; If you read my comments PROPERLY then you would've realised that. Or perhaps you don't think I'm allowed an opinion...?

    And it was totally uncalled for that you called me a 'dumbass' -disgusting.

  • Seeing as you love to speak perfectly, firstly I called you a dumbass as it seems to fit you. Secondly, you've been in a real fight, with how many people? My point was, in every movie where you call it, stopping and waiting to be chok sockeyed, is normally because he has just beat others right before they ran up to him, as I've already stated. And as far as my comment being disgusting, because you're oh so perfect and loving, if you've been in fights why are you disgusted by the word dumbass?

  • And another thing, Why is anybody comparing them?

    Bruce Lee is a standing fighter, he'd take on anybody, Where as Jackie Chan is a stunt man and a fighter second. So why compare, especially seeing as they've also got completely different fighting styles.

  • why are you taking this so seriously? don't be such a karate nerd, ur starting to look like a fool to eveyone.. freak

  • But in bruce lee films all the bad guys run up to him & wait to be chop-sockeyed to death without putting up much of a fight! whereas in Jackson Chan films the bad guys really try to hurt him. :D

    Also, Jackie knows his films are silly; the golden rule is silly films need to know they're silly. However, bruce took his films far too seriously.

  • Have you ever been in a real fight?

    People hesitate, just like in Bruce Lee's fight scenes. He wanted to put across the idea of hesitation and also the speed he moved at. Seriously, if you ran at him, after watching him beat the living shit out of 40 or so guys with maximum 2 punches, you would hesitate.

    And yeah Bruce took his films seriously, he was a massive gateway for asian films into western cinema. Dumbass.

  • Haha! funny! :D

    If anyone wanted proof that jackie is better than bruce -here it is!

  • what at stunts? sure jackie is better of course. In bruce's movies, he doesn't run, he kicks the sh*t out of the ones that he's fighting in his movies. :)

  • cool!!

    jackie chan is very good!

    He is super entertainer

  • luv jackie chan!!!

  • 1.bruce lee

    2.jet li

    3.jackie chan

    4.yip man

    5.jean claude van damme

  • Is Chuck Norris to awsome to be on this list ?

  • steven segal

  • Chuck Norris is gay. And Jean Claude Van Damme doesn't make top 5 either.

  • offical order of awsomeness:

    1:bruce lee

    2:chuck norris

    3:jet li and steven segal tie

    4:jackie chan

  • do the dew .............

  • they need to make an ad for the matrix agent smith throwing cans at neo in bullet time slow mo-priceless

  • Dude what is ppl up session with chuck !!

    My friend is always pulling those lil jokes!!

    I get them,but its kinda over kill! lol Do you know if you put in "google chuck norris" on google and press Im feeling lucky you get this"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." OMG!!! kinda out there! lol..0_O

  • that's funny!!

  • lol! yea..when he showed me that I was like woah! lol

  • im from england and we dont have mountain dew what is it? like a fruit drink?

  • Mountain Dew is a soda. It takes like no other that I have tasted,

  • tastes a bit like sprite, with more lime in it.

  • its like ginger ale but better

  • Mountain Dew is the bastard love child of Sprite and Lilt. Hope that clears up all confusion

  • it tastes like pure sex

  • um wat kind of sex r u having???

  • BEST CONVERSATION EVER

  • nothin short of crazy

  • mountain dew is the best soda ever.of all time.(if you don't get the refrence you don't watch red vs blue:reconstruction)

  • ummmmm no

  • Wow, this is one of the few Mt. Dew commercials on youtube I've actually seen.

  • lol at first i though i was watching a movie seeing this commercial lolz

  • Yes, but mountain dew is a pepsi product

  • wot the hell this is the excact same as the pepsi max advert wot the hell is mountain dew?

  • jet-li owns

  • jackie and bruce owns jet-li

  • but Chuck Norris owns them all! haha

  • sorry dude but bruce owns chuck he might have a chance with jackie but with bruce he gets covered in ownage sauce

  • bruce>chuck

    jackie chan>chuck

    bruce lee would kick jackies ass in a fight, but jackies movies r a hellova lot more entertaining than bruce lee's.

    but if bruce lee didn't exist jackie and chuck wouldn't be famous.

  • word

  • no kidding...look at his speed o.O i have never seen one man move like the wind...LITERALLY!

    Jackie Chan - Very entertaining, good comedian

    Chuck Norris - Very entertaining & the jokes are hillarious

    Bruce Lee - the GOD of martial arts, and an all around wise, respectful and amazing person (MAY HE REST IN PEACE)

  • You mean how bruce lee is awesome becuz he smoked crack n weed then died? n everyone was like :'( :'( :'(

  • ok to be in top physical condition, you CAN NOT do that kinda shit, it fucks you up big time - just look at the crack heads downtown....he DID have an unfortunate reaction to a painkiller...and everybody knows what happened from there...

    do not disrespect an honorable person (like Bruce Lee), and do not respect a dishonorable person (like that half-wit Adolf Hitler)

  • Obviously you don't how fucking awesome bruce lee was otherwise you wouldn't say shit like that.

  • your mom tried to, but chuck norris roundhouse kicked her in the face

  • If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you may just be 5 seconds away from being roundhouse kicked to death.

  • Chuck Norris is fucking retarded. I've heard that joke a million times. Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Steven Segal, and Brucee all own that fool. His jokes are just funny.

  • lolol nice one

  • I love that one!

  • i want one now!

  • sweet!!!

  • lol

  • is that the machine jamie hyneman made?

  • looks like it, but then again didnt his roll?

  • problably got used in more than one commercial.

  • sure he is not so st^up*id to use that machine for one commercial