@Threeteenage This is called a "Paradox". When Chuck Norris fights Chuck Norris, it´s the same as when a endless power meets a unmoveable object. Experts guess that the Universe could collapse.
@darthjump When an unstoppable force meets an imovable object the result is a great explosion that both moves the object and dissapates the force. While one cannot be destroyed lest by the other, for one to end both must perish.
This enemy is familiar to me . I saw him in Jean Claude Van Damme movie as Mongolian fighter . And with Chuck norris enemy , but with hime he didnt haved moustache .
dude jackie chan's moves are all so awesome...is he the son of bruce lee?xDonly kidding of course.but he is doing all the awesome moves bruce le could do.no one is gonna ever be like them
@MtnDew23X how odd is it that i don't understand chinese? even if they DO have english signs its not hrd to end up reading engrish and getting mixed up. for an example, my cousin went to china for summer vacation last year and one sign she read said "please use not your shovels for feed animal, scoop not a shovel! thank and please you" WTF!
I'm a 12th degree red and purple vampire belt in the Botswanian art of Skeet Poon Tang. I studied it for 14 years with the Tibetan trhroat warblers of the al Maghreb Mountains.
Why do you feel the need to state you're a blackbelt like its a major accomplishment? I never wanted to state that everyone hesitates. But I did kickboxing for 4 years, and started muay thai 3 years ago. Hesitation isn't to do with skill or strength, its in the mind. If you knew anything about the mental state people get into when fighting, you wouldn't have posted that comment. Also when engaged in a fight, people don't evade and strike first, they think and size up the opponent. Hesitation!
dude jackie chan is the fucking shit! he does all of those sick stunts for real. no pillows. if he makes a mistake he falls and die. Jackie Chan is better then Bruce Lee at doing stunts BUT Bruce Lee sure would kick Jackie Chan's ass!
lolol i know your comment was like a month ago but its so funny how you made the word "NO" sound as if its a real person who could kill chuck norris and really i dont think he's that great.
@PcRoX123hackedACC Actually, I know he does all his own stunts, but I'm pretty sure they make sure to provide anything to make sure he doesn't die, such as aforementioned pillows.
@PcRoX123hackedACC bruce lee would not kick his ass the only person ho can kick everybodys ass is...... wait for it....... wait for it...... CHUCK NORRIS
Firstly, yes, I've been in a real fight -& no-one I've fought has ever hesitated, no matter what their fighting ability.
But honestly, you are taking this topic way too seriously. It was my opinion that jackie chan is better than bruce lee, I never criticised lee's ability; If you read my comments PROPERLY then you would've realised that. Or perhaps you don't think I'm allowed an opinion...?
And it was totally uncalled for that you called me a 'dumbass' -disgusting.
Seeing as you love to speak perfectly, firstly I called you a dumbass as it seems to fit you. Secondly, you've been in a real fight, with how many people? My point was, in every movie where you call it, stopping and waiting to be chok sockeyed, is normally because he has just beat others right before they ran up to him, as I've already stated. And as far as my comment being disgusting, because you're oh so perfect and loving, if you've been in fights why are you disgusted by the word dumbass?
Bruce Lee is a standing fighter, he'd take on anybody, Where as Jackie Chan is a stunt man and a fighter second. So why compare, especially seeing as they've also got completely different fighting styles.
But in bruce lee films all the bad guys run up to him & wait to be chop-sockeyed to death without putting up much of a fight! whereas in Jackson Chan films the bad guys really try to hurt him. :D
Also, Jackie knows his films are silly; the golden rule is silly films need to know they're silly. However, bruce took his films far too seriously.
People hesitate, just like in Bruce Lee's fight scenes. He wanted to put across the idea of hesitation and also the speed he moved at. Seriously, if you ran at him, after watching him beat the living shit out of 40 or so guys with maximum 2 punches, you would hesitate.
And yeah Bruce took his films seriously, he was a massive gateway for asian films into western cinema. Dumbass.
what at stunts? sure jackie is better of course. In bruce's movies, he doesn't run, he kicks the sh*t out of the ones that he's fighting in his movies. :)
I get them,but its kinda over kill! lol Do you know if you put in "google chuck norris" on google and press Im feeling lucky you get this"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." OMG!!! kinda out there! lol..0_O
ok to be in top physical condition, you CAN NOT do that kinda shit, it fucks you up big time - just look at the crack heads downtown....he DID have an unfortunate reaction to a painkiller...and everybody knows what happened from there...
do not disrespect an honorable person (like Bruce Lee), and do not respect a dishonorable person (like that half-wit Adolf Hitler)
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you may just be 5 seconds away from being roundhouse kicked to death.
Chuck Norris is fucking retarded. I've heard that joke a million times. Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Steven Segal, and Brucee all own that fool. His jokes are just funny.
@Honjun666 THIS IS THE GUY YOU SHOULD BE CRYING ABOUT IF HE DIED
AnthonyPSNChampion 1 month ago
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AnthonyPSNChampion 1 month ago
I bet that guy died.
CaligulosQuixotic 1 month ago
Where is Rajnikanth?!?!?!
AssassinsCreed43va 2 months ago
now does mountain dew make your penis small is that a big fucking LIE?
EpicBladeCall 3 months ago
"What You Guys Doin He-ah?"
DoubleZeroNine 4 months ago
jackie chan got hit in the face XD
cylerlx123 5 months ago
was this video filmed with a Mountain Dew can?
Moilius 6 months ago
if bruce lee was alive he would do a nice mountain dew commercials with his screams lol
DACECAR 6 months ago
@BigO2Dag u only say that because u didnt wanted to be roundhousekicked bij Chuck
ROFLOLXDXD 6 months ago
Chuck Norris is Jackie Chans sidekick
ponce1015 8 months ago 20
The full version of this commercial is better.
MyTuberTime 8 months ago
he doesn't want any trouble
DamnFlippers 8 months ago
Chuck Norris vs (Insert Name Here) = Chuck Norris victory
It's taught in Kindergarten math.
WMackbd 9 months ago
@WMackbd Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris
Which chuck norris wins?
Threeteenage 9 months ago
@Threeteenage if that would happen the univerise would explode
imafiringmylazar 7 months ago
@Threeteenage This is called a "Paradox". When Chuck Norris fights Chuck Norris, it´s the same as when a endless power meets a unmoveable object. Experts guess that the Universe could collapse.
darthjump 7 months ago
@darthjump When an unstoppable force meets an imovable object the result is a great explosion that both moves the object and dissapates the force. While one cannot be destroyed lest by the other, for one to end both must perish.
mynameismatt2010 5 months ago
@mynameismatt2010 The real answer is: There is only one Chuck Norris
darthjump 5 months ago
@Threeteenage the chuck norris without a facemask wins
gothlord77 6 months ago
Chuck Norris learned the roundhouse kick from Jackie Chan.
SteveweiserFacts 9 months ago
@SteveweiserFacts no bruce lee also chuck fears him cuz bruce lee was unpredictable :D
miciso666 8 months ago
I dont think jackie chan does hisown stunts now in his kiddie movies
smish34 10 months ago
WATCH THE LATEST MOUNTAIN DEW AD ! IT'S AMAZING ! JUST TYPE ' ITZ THE FIZZ THAN THE KISS ' ON YOUTUBE AND VIEW IT ! ENJOY :)
dwguy87 10 months ago
Correction: "Nothing's more intense than slamming a 'JEW'"
Ultimatepanzer 10 months ago
@Ultimatepanzer Not when they know 'Jew-jtsu'!!
CalicoVall 9 months ago
@CalicoVall Well that reply was long overJew...
XD
Ultimatepanzer 9 months ago
This enemy is familiar to me . I saw him in Jean Claude Van Damme movie as Mongolian fighter . And with Chuck norris enemy , but with hime he didnt haved moustache .
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qiqqrosatanbabcika 1 year ago
drinks mountain dew and thinks he can walk through the wall epic
TheEpicCh0sen1 1 year ago
....................
Arkenarge 1 year ago
Jackie>chck norris
ashwinqwert 1 year ago
@ashwinqwert in 5 seconds prepare to die
TheInvinciblespartan 1 year ago
lmao when he walks into the wall
zukazamammee 1 year ago
if u think that the chuck norris is not the better, is better u sleep with the eyes open
PivotPersonYa 1 year ago
@PivotPersonYa omg loolz
TheFateXXXTJ 1 year ago
Jackie rather's now Mountain Dew than wine, before fight ;-)
Amadking123 1 year ago
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sjl11031999 1 year ago
i thought red not green was a lucky coler in japan
NachoBallz860 1 year ago
@NachoBallz860 its china dumb shit
MrSoloFLo 1 year ago
lol the ending
rexman92 1 year ago
that's the Mountain Dew machine that either Jamie or Adam made from mythbusters.
HoppoLOL 1 year ago
Not bad. Still can't beat the Chuck Norris commercial.
ThorAxe18 1 year ago
both bruce lee and jackie chan stunts are done by themself
ikmal2500 1 year ago
dude jackie chan's moves are all so awesome...is he the son of bruce lee?xDonly kidding of course.but he is doing all the awesome moves bruce le could do.no one is gonna ever be like them
venomfanatic 1 year ago
lol "wha you guys doin hea?" then he walks into the wall.
teetertot56 1 year ago
Lmao xD Best Mountain Dew Commercial evar!
BoxxieBear 1 year ago
Extreme Action Man
Laxcon 1 year ago
XD he walkins in to the wall you know jackie chan walls dont movie
rcatstott 1 year ago
I really want a mountain dew, but I live in Ireland :(
TheIrishAirsofter 1 year ago
whayouguysdoinheyah !?
MisterBankz 1 year ago
When Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan start doing Mtn Dew commercials you know it's the best thing on Earth.
MtnDew23X 1 year ago 73
@MtnDew23X
FUCK. YES.
darkwonderer321 1 year ago
@MtnDew23X how odd is it that i don't understand chinese? even if they DO have english signs its not hrd to end up reading engrish and getting mixed up. for an example, my cousin went to china for summer vacation last year and one sign she read said "please use not your shovels for feed animal, scoop not a shovel! thank and please you" WTF!
Falloutfan961 6 months ago
what year was this?
gator159 1 year ago
what the...
VITYVIKTOR 1 year ago
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everythinglego2 1 year ago 2
Jackie chan can speak Braille. just like Chuck norris
WalkThroughification 1 year ago
Wow.
Antsu666 1 year ago
i want a mountain dew now. and watch a jackie chan movie.
88pie88 1 year ago
I remember seeing this commercial in either 1996 or 1997. Great stuff. Jackie Chan is the man!
JazzyZenBrotha 1 year ago
ending is madd crazy
psytimenero 1 year ago
You know MT. Dew is the best drink EVER when its got guys like Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris in the commercials.
guardiangarasu 1 year ago 2
@guardiangarasu
Don't forget Steven Segal, he kicked everyones ass in his without even meaning to.
Jarock316 10 months ago
END IS BEST^^
Thundershockable 2 years ago
I still like the Steven Seagal MD commercial the best
AquaPhoenix2006 2 years ago 7
naaah the chuck norris one is better
BigO2daG 2 years ago 66
agree
SmkSimonC 1 year ago
@BigO2daG .........
chinesedude001 1 year ago
@BigO2daG No way.
CrossoverBeast 9 months ago
@BigO2daG Stop that now; Jackie Chan does martial arts compared to Chuck Norris, that guy might be infamous.
Jam24511 5 months ago
@Jam24511 Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee. He a martial artist too.
symustafa1996 3 months ago
haha, yeah, that one is hilarious
TSanMig 2 years ago
jackie is cool
liPinacolada 2 years ago 3
eh?
LarsYenin 2 years ago
Jackie chan 4 ever!!!!
ZombieWarfareFilms 2 years ago
Jackie RULES!!!
He is doing all his stunts by himself not like others.
lionw8 2 years ago 3
except chuck norris
LazorFiringPivotGuy 2 years ago
Man i remember this commercial when I was in high school Jakie Chan he can still kick ass lol
shinugami333 2 years ago 2
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan.
Roerpues 2 years ago
1. Chuck norris
2. Idiots who make chuck norris jokes.
3.Jackie Chan's mom
4. Pepsi
5. Bruce Lee
You said name 5 that were not him lol.
Deathoftheshadowlair 2 years ago
1.) Stunt Doubles
2.) Kellogs Rice Kripsie Cereal
3.) Chuck Norris final form
4.) Mountain Dew
5.) Internet Explorer.
animejokey304 2 years ago
I'm actually getting laid right now as we speak.
zedrein18 2 years ago 2
Lol, and your point is? xD
animejokey304 2 years ago
And I'm still going!
zedrein18 2 years ago
by your boyfriend watchs guys?
littshepkid 2 years ago
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1. Your mom
2. Derek Jeter
3. Mountain Dew
4. Chuck Norris
5. You
Happy now?
greenhome1 2 years ago
Nice Commercial!!
MegaPrincess1998 2 years ago
lol pure awesomeness!!
MikeG9519 2 years ago
jackie chan can kick your ass with a feather <.<
XxXS2NXxX 2 years ago
I'm a 12th degree green and red Mtn Dew belt in the Pepsi art of dews.
So, you know.....don't mess with me.
Superluigi821 2 years ago 6
classic
RauL8604 2 years ago
jackie rocks
chronicgrass 2 years ago 2
I'm a 12th degree red and purple vampire belt in the Botswanian art of Skeet Poon Tang. I studied it for 14 years with the Tibetan trhroat warblers of the al Maghreb Mountains.
So, you know.....don't mess with me.
Lassann 2 years ago 4
God, Jackie Chan seems like such a cool friend, not because he can fight, but because of his sense of humour.
iDoCoversAndStuff 2 years ago 5
I am a blackbelt and no people do not allways hesitate especily if they are the agreassor
P.S. chuck norris would destroy all of you jackie and bruece in 0.00001 of a second
and thats on a bad day
liamisinthezone 2 years ago
Why do you feel the need to state you're a blackbelt like its a major accomplishment? I never wanted to state that everyone hesitates. But I did kickboxing for 4 years, and started muay thai 3 years ago. Hesitation isn't to do with skill or strength, its in the mind. If you knew anything about the mental state people get into when fighting, you wouldn't have posted that comment. Also when engaged in a fight, people don't evade and strike first, they think and size up the opponent. Hesitation!
BaseParkour 2 years ago
dude jackie chan is the fucking shit! he does all of those sick stunts for real. no pillows. if he makes a mistake he falls and die. Jackie Chan is better then Bruce Lee at doing stunts BUT Bruce Lee sure would kick Jackie Chan's ass!
PcRoX123hackedACC 2 years ago 115
bruce lee maybe can kill jackie, but sure NO can kill Chuck Norris :D
tigrys11 2 years ago 5
yeah.
PcRoX123hackedACC 2 years ago
lolol i know your comment was like a month ago but its so funny how you made the word "NO" sound as if its a real person who could kill chuck norris and really i dont think he's that great.
SONIXDX 2 years ago
He IS that great. He kix ass. :D If Chuck Norris had a stickman game, Stick Norris would own.. :)
Nah.. i know.. just kiddin, but its funny to say Chuck Norris is so strong and great. Maybe he knows something.. maybe not.. Who knows? :)
tigrys11 2 years ago
what?
gnidich2000 2 years ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC Bruce lee never had to do any stunts really. he was all about kicking ass jackie is mainly show.
Magyar126 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC but he isn't better than chuck norris
horriblequin 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC But not Chuck Norris :).
Flashlight1996 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC What about Chuck Norris?
beebooboo09 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC Actually, I know he does all his own stunts, but I'm pretty sure they make sure to provide anything to make sure he doesn't die, such as aforementioned pillows.
Avankiri 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC bruce lee would not kick his ass the only person ho can kick everybodys ass is...... wait for it....... wait for it...... CHUCK NORRIS
MrJackejr 1 year ago
@MrJackejr brucelee = asian version of chuck norris and the only one who can defeat chuck norris. and that s a f act.
Vegetakhan 1 year ago
@Vegetakhan no one can get Chuck Norris thats a fact!!!!!
MrJackejr 1 year ago
@MrJackejr except bruce lee... chuck norris admitted once in an interview himself
IAmLedsterOo 1 year ago
@MrJackejr bruce would kick chuck norris arse FACT
lestat1635 1 year ago
@lestat1635 you want to play a game....?
Lisanne537 1 year ago
@Lisanne537 yes lol
lestat1635 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC no,he really is awesome and all,but he still has some pillows on the scene
joaoaspimienta 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC
bruce lee would kick his ass? i dunno, both in their best years ;)
we never will know
obi89 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC how about if it was in a convienence store?
Kengou12 1 year ago
@PcRoX123hackedACC so basically its jackie chan does his stunts legit. and bruce lee does his ass kicking legit
445h 9 months ago
@ baseparker
Firstly, yes, I've been in a real fight -& no-one I've fought has ever hesitated, no matter what their fighting ability.
But honestly, you are taking this topic way too seriously. It was my opinion that jackie chan is better than bruce lee, I never criticised lee's ability; If you read my comments PROPERLY then you would've realised that. Or perhaps you don't think I'm allowed an opinion...?
And it was totally uncalled for that you called me a 'dumbass' -disgusting.
BacchusAdoneus 2 years ago
Seeing as you love to speak perfectly, firstly I called you a dumbass as it seems to fit you. Secondly, you've been in a real fight, with how many people? My point was, in every movie where you call it, stopping and waiting to be chok sockeyed, is normally because he has just beat others right before they ran up to him, as I've already stated. And as far as my comment being disgusting, because you're oh so perfect and loving, if you've been in fights why are you disgusted by the word dumbass?
BaseParkour 2 years ago
And another thing, Why is anybody comparing them?
Bruce Lee is a standing fighter, he'd take on anybody, Where as Jackie Chan is a stunt man and a fighter second. So why compare, especially seeing as they've also got completely different fighting styles.
BaseParkour 2 years ago
why are you taking this so seriously? don't be such a karate nerd, ur starting to look like a fool to eveyone.. freak
necrofecker 2 years ago
But in bruce lee films all the bad guys run up to him & wait to be chop-sockeyed to death without putting up much of a fight! whereas in Jackson Chan films the bad guys really try to hurt him. :D
Also, Jackie knows his films are silly; the golden rule is silly films need to know they're silly. However, bruce took his films far too seriously.
BacchusAdoneus 2 years ago 5
Have you ever been in a real fight?
People hesitate, just like in Bruce Lee's fight scenes. He wanted to put across the idea of hesitation and also the speed he moved at. Seriously, if you ran at him, after watching him beat the living shit out of 40 or so guys with maximum 2 punches, you would hesitate.
And yeah Bruce took his films seriously, he was a massive gateway for asian films into western cinema. Dumbass.
BaseParkour 2 years ago
Haha! funny! :D
If anyone wanted proof that jackie is better than bruce -here it is!
BacchusAdoneus 2 years ago
what at stunts? sure jackie is better of course. In bruce's movies, he doesn't run, he kicks the sh*t out of the ones that he's fighting in his movies. :)
hoppers001 2 years ago
cool!!
jackie chan is very good!
He is super entertainer
GEKIDANHATTORI 2 years ago 2
luv jackie chan!!!
MissAnonymous36 2 years ago
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Chuck Norris can suck my dick.
speedmonkey 2 years ago
1.bruce lee
2.jet li
3.jackie chan
4.yip man
5.jean claude van damme
CeraziPRO 2 years ago
Is Chuck Norris to awsome to be on this list ?
LastWolf36 2 years ago 5
steven segal
randomfrenchcanadian 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is gay. And Jean Claude Van Damme doesn't make top 5 either.
recniabsal 2 years ago
offical order of awsomeness:
1:bruce lee
2:chuck norris
3:jet li and steven segal tie
4:jackie chan
grimace1995 2 years ago
do the dew .............
nomanaziz 2 years ago 3
they need to make an ad for the matrix agent smith throwing cans at neo in bullet time slow mo-priceless
kennysdead500 2 years ago 37
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chuck norris is on my page check it out
ComedysNot4Michigan 2 years ago
Dude what is ppl up session with chuck !!
My friend is always pulling those lil jokes!!
I get them,but its kinda over kill! lol Do you know if you put in "google chuck norris" on google and press Im feeling lucky you get this"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." OMG!!! kinda out there! lol..0_O
Gabe1940 2 years ago 3
that's funny!!
dvdblad 2 years ago
lol! yea..when he showed me that I was like woah! lol
Gabe1940 2 years ago
im from england and we dont have mountain dew what is it? like a fruit drink?
plebface1234 2 years ago
Mountain Dew is a soda. It takes like no other that I have tasted,
John0619 2 years ago
tastes a bit like sprite, with more lime in it.
Toushiro1010 2 years ago
its like ginger ale but better
ghosthuntfan713 2 years ago
Mountain Dew is the bastard love child of Sprite and Lilt. Hope that clears up all confusion
snaggletooth24 2 years ago
it tastes like pure sex
olivercooli 2 years ago
um wat kind of sex r u having???
sasukeuzumaci 2 years ago 4
BEST CONVERSATION EVER
YoungAssassin28 2 years ago 6
nothin short of crazy
TheDTclan 3 years ago
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fuck jackie chan
ANGEL95000 3 years ago
mountain dew is the best soda ever.of all time.(if you don't get the refrence you don't watch red vs blue:reconstruction)
dualblade14 3 years ago
ummmmm no
wesia4lia 3 years ago 3
Wow, this is one of the few Mt. Dew commercials on youtube I've actually seen.
indyschmidt 3 years ago 2
lol at first i though i was watching a movie seeing this commercial lolz
doomhunt1 3 years ago
Yes, but mountain dew is a pepsi product
Felicha17 3 years ago
wot the hell this is the excact same as the pepsi max advert wot the hell is mountain dew?
mitchell00711 3 years ago
jet-li owns
guest58 3 years ago
jackie and bruce owns jet-li
valles666 3 years ago 7
but Chuck Norris owns them all! haha
ktnsk8er 2 years ago
sorry dude but bruce owns chuck he might have a chance with jackie but with bruce he gets covered in ownage sauce
valles666 2 years ago 5
bruce>chuck
jackie chan>chuck
bruce lee would kick jackies ass in a fight, but jackies movies r a hellova lot more entertaining than bruce lee's.
but if bruce lee didn't exist jackie and chuck wouldn't be famous.
sasukeuzumaci 2 years ago 5
word
Cr4zy3y3dk1lla 2 years ago
no kidding...look at his speed o.O i have never seen one man move like the wind...LITERALLY!
Jackie Chan - Very entertaining, good comedian
Chuck Norris - Very entertaining & the jokes are hillarious
Bruce Lee - the GOD of martial arts, and an all around wise, respectful and amazing person (MAY HE REST IN PEACE)
kissarmyrules 2 years ago 4
You mean how bruce lee is awesome becuz he smoked crack n weed then died? n everyone was like :'( :'( :'(
pootellytubby 2 years ago
ok to be in top physical condition, you CAN NOT do that kinda shit, it fucks you up big time - just look at the crack heads downtown....he DID have an unfortunate reaction to a painkiller...and everybody knows what happened from there...
do not disrespect an honorable person (like Bruce Lee), and do not respect a dishonorable person (like that half-wit Adolf Hitler)
kissarmyrules 2 years ago
Obviously you don't how fucking awesome bruce lee was otherwise you wouldn't say shit like that.
WyrmPrince 2 years ago
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fuck chuck norris
adz71 2 years ago
your mom tried to, but chuck norris roundhouse kicked her in the face
neraj6 2 years ago 13
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you may just be 5 seconds away from being roundhouse kicked to death.
arnoldhwang 2 years ago 8
Chuck Norris is fucking retarded. I've heard that joke a million times. Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Steven Segal, and Brucee all own that fool. His jokes are just funny.
lpxstr33tsoldier 2 years ago
lolol nice one
chonobe 2 years ago
I love that one!
Sheklen 3 years ago
i want one now!
kenduru 3 years ago
sweet!!!
101AArOn 3 years ago
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DON'T READ THIS I'M SOOOO SORRY EVRY1 If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
anikenvader 3 years ago
lol
rabbid78 3 years ago
is that the machine jamie hyneman made?
SimplePleasuresSkate 3 years ago 2
looks like it, but then again didnt his roll?
99Bowser99 3 years ago
problably got used in more than one commercial.
SimplePleasuresSkate 3 years ago
sure he is not so st^up*id to use that machine for one commercial
duku123456789 3 years ago