Fast show sketch - Didn't mean to say that!

[hkfan1980]

poor simon XD he's trying not to lol XD

[creamius88]

wat does he say at 0.10

[TimLake]

@creamius88 Bloody good question actually. Something about a taxi? Sounds like "you know....taxi? Was great"

[TOIJALANABC]

@TimLake This is a bit of a long shot, but I think it could be

"Jim Carrey is brilliant, isn't he? He's really funny, isn't he?"

"He'd be better if Taxi was great!"

or perhaps

"He'll be better, Taxi was great!"

Either way, I think they could be trying to imply that the guy is confusing Jim Carrey with Robert De Niro in the film Taxi Driver.

[TOIJALANABC]

Or perhaps it's something like

"Couldn't be better and Taxi was great!" or "Couldn't have been better and Taxi was great!"

Perhaps he means the TV series 'Taxi' from 1978-1982.

[fiereke]

@TimLake He says: "The new Massive Attack Single is great."

[richievegas01]

@creamius88 Sounds like 'Heavy Metal Taxi'? God knows!

[DomIstKrieg]

guy on the right is pissing himself laughing.

[guguigugu]

you know everyone was thinking it

[2puttking]

well im thinking it!

[ognjendarkkira]

Hhahahhh ive never seen this sketch before.......what episode

[lovemyhusky]

It's from 'The Fast Show' iantobin. One of the best comedy sketch shows ever.

[mrteemumilto]

@lovemyhusky Agreed!

[PeteGeeza86]

Yuck,too skinny....what about lumps and bumps?

[iantobin]

Classic. Which series is this from?

[2puttking]

tits and face?

[mancteddybear1690]

She's got tits like bee stings!

[888edward888]

whgo cares about tits

[mancteddybear1690]

Me when I'm unloading all over them.

[2puttking]

i thought it!

[juhlo]

I'll get me coat..

[toffeefan5]

ROFL. Classic! How many times would we like to really say what we're thinking like that...

[PeteGeeza86]

Too skinny...

[Meatybenji116]

LOL 5/5 love this one

[Puppykins88]

Back in the day she was the fitness

[suwymoon09]

top class hahaha

[blessedracoon]

hahahahaha love this sketch, watching Simon Day trying not to laugh makes it so much better as well

[PeteGeeza86]

LOL-the girl in the blue is fit!

Very sexy! Slim,sexy bit of hot stuff!

[strunway]

we were all thinking it!!!

[kernowman13]

that was fuckin brilliant im crying hahahahahaha

lmao

[myg0tpurepunk]

mustve been so many outtakes lmfao

[reverendcutterx]

Me and my mates were crying the first time we saw this. Thank christ I wasn't watching round my parents house.

[lkymn1]

can i cum over yur tits?

[guguigugu]

totally funny, but it so much reminds me of some stuff i've seen that it gets uncomfortable to watch :))

[PeteGeeza86]

LOL-yer there is something about that girl....lovely,skinny little thing with great raspberry ripples...she's a right little geezer teaser... ;-)

[mipmipmipmipmip]

@PeteGeeza86 suits you, sir!

[wildcrazychick69]

ROFLMAO Gotta love the fast show!!

[traviscobra]

iv said that before... i got a slap...

[umpalumpa2oo7]

guy on the right is so trying not to laugh

Fast show is so awesome

[Bobble86]

Fantastic. Also: God, she's tasty.

[marronthered]

brilliant - a masterpiece of a series

[taketheleftone]

aint the Fast show brilliant!

[2puttking]

nothing like ..well you know what!!!

[knobstick]

She looks just like someone I fancied so much when I was a teenager that I couldn't even speak to her. June Williamson, you were gorgeous then, and I bet you still are!

[niallmoody]

She's not. She got fat.

[knobstick]

Impossible, must be a different one, lol...

[cobalt404]

Classic!

[Guedingen]

Brilliant - how often have we thought it.

[cosmeticcarrepair]

Thanks for this post. It's pure class.

[bikermik79]

theres been nothing quite as good as the fast show on the box since. i miss em too

[FranBMan]

This actually happened to me... This show is amazing.

[cobalt404]

What? Somebody came on your tits?

[hanifkureishi4]

Best sketch of all time. I miss these guys!

[toffeefan5]

Fantastic clip. Paul Whitehouse at his comical best and shows the Fast Show as a classic of this era. Thanks for posting this and making me smile. Can I cum over your...sorry, got carried away.

[Geminidaveutube]

was hoping this would be posted for ages, love the way he's trying to hide his laughter with his hands and pint! Thanks for posting

[94Z69]

Cracks me up everytime....genius :D

[fg67hhkd9]

I laughed my arse off. I'd forgotten about this gem.

[BlueDog77]

Indeed the funniest gag ever - but it was part of a series of sketches - HAS ANYBODY GOT THEM?

[lfc22]

i wasnt laughing i was getting ready to turn it off then cum all over yer tits HAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY AS HELL!!!! HAHAHA thats somat paul would do innit? HAHA!

[pendoian]

"Hello Kinky, can I buy you a drinky?.." I have a head full of classic British comedy, but this sketch ranks in my top 10 - I still laugh out loud when I see it. (I've just realised what all these "LOL" mean...) Who's the girl? She reminds me of the sensational Nina Fry, Robyn in Grange Hill.

[HammerJS1990]

brilliant!

[nlarged1]

yeah bring back the fast show !

[Hordur92]

From what episode and what series is this sketch from

[Sculpher]

It's a deleted scene - it was never broadcast (but was included in the VHS / DVD release in the UK)

[Elusive9T2]

yeah its from the video called "you ain't seen these right"

[joolsdoc]

They did show something similar in the christmas special 2001

[missdizzy87]

Cute! lol.

My sister was mad on this at the time so it was all I saw when I was a kid. Memories...

[ShibitoBrain]

LMAO

[lewis666]

lmao bring the show back i love it.british comedy aint the same any more tho

[nolansion]

that may indeed be the funniest thing of all time.