Mega64: Metal Gear Rising

[YourPalHDee]

Why are there 2 morons arguing about platinum games influence on Metal Gear Rising, in a Mega64 video???????????????

[deqa]

@UnknownGamer STFU FAGGOT U JUST FOUND OUT MEGA64 HAHA TOO LATE FAGGOT

[ShorePlain]

The original idea for MGR by Kojima Productions was way better.

[satellite964]

@ShorePlain agreed

[KnighferDK]

@ShorePlain What's the different between the original MGR, and the new? I like to know.

[ShorePlain]

@KnighferDK Hideo Kojima decided that RISING was too big of a project to be made by Kojima Productions themselves, so they passed on their work to ''PlatinumGames'' (The ones that made ''Bayonetta'' for example).

The trailer we got from PlatinumGames's version of MGR was far worse than the original trailer made by Kojima Productions.

Watch this for the entire story

/watch?v=gV1BMUg4NsA

[KnighferDK]

@ShorePlain I like how you tell me the obvious facts, that i already know, but no real impot on why the version is worst. And i don't see why the new is worse, by anything, it looks full with more content, and a better showcase on gameplay.

[ShorePlain]

@KnighferDK Well, PlatinumGames are taking Metal Gear over the limit for realism, basically it's way less realistic in the PlatinumGames's version, i'm guessing you already watched both trailers. And that's what Kojima Productions did better in their trailer, the realism. Also, the graphics were way more spectacular. But that's just my opinion.

[Firemonkuu]

I thought he said Penis Walker.

[FaWkInGsErIoUs]

not your penis~

[xMatthewxOceanx]

"Lookathis dick"

[CrimsonPhoenixBen]

Crotch-grabbing President.

[HeroicBallbag]

i find this video vaguely disturbing.

[Goku3388]

The new Metal Gear Rising does not make me have a Solid Snake....It looks wank.

[hefestos002]

@Goku3388 Because is not supposed to be a metal gear SOLID game... Tactical Espionage is not the same as Lightning Bolt Action. Is like no one was listening to the devs when they explained this...

[Goku3388]

@hefestos002 It's fucking Bayonetta 2.0. Nothing about it is remotely Metal Gear, at least originally it was promising and filled in between 2 and 4, now it's just another cash in for action fanboys. Needless to say, it doesn't look impressive.

[hefestos002]

@Goku3388 You'd rather be cutting melons? meh the other one was canned for a reason, Platinum games make great games, I dont wanna keep seeing old snake fried again. He has suffererd enough

[Goku3388]

@hefestos002 I'm sorry but in MGS 2, part of the trailer was shooting melons. It's innovation and interaction, using the envirorment to your advantage, a building block of MGS. It's better then just single minded hack and slashery, because that's been done to fucking death.

[hefestos002]

@Goku3388 At least i trust platinum games MAKING a good hack and slash game, which is what the developers want to do. For tactical Espionage which is what im guessing you want (since you're crying for another metal gear) i'd rather kojima at the helm. But to be honest i'd rather for him to give the series a rest. This is a spinoff and it should feel like that. Different, and which company to make a hack and slash that Platinum? Again Lightning Bolt Action. This is different

[hefestos002]

@Goku3388 And trust me i hate changes like any guy (Devil may cry done by Ninja Theory?!! Really?!) But at least i know that Platinum makes good games, and like i said this is a spinoff, is not like they're gonna do an unwanted reeboot of the series. You're just gonna be the cool cyborg ninja this time. And not get killed.

[Goku3388]

@hefestos002 Ugh, DMC...God that looks awful .Anyway, I get it, I can see why people like it, but most of us MGS fans will just not swallow it. The more extremist fan's will be frothing at the mouth, I'm just dissapointed at the change in direction, thats all.

[MrPrototypz]

This was me trying to explain the entire storyline of MGS to my so called "MGS fanboy" friend.

NAKED SNAKE IS SOLID SNAKES FUCKING FATHER. YOU WERE PLAYING AS SNAKES FATHER IN METAL GEAR SOLID 3. SHIT, HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO COMPREHEND?!

[IPLAYECKSBAWKS]

"Loogehdissdick" - Rocco "Rock-Your-Boat" Boaty

[mapkingpin]

Not your Penis

[tomopyon1A3]

my metal gear always rising .. evry damn morning.....

[Teali0]

Even if it was a condom, why would he pull out his dick?

[Richie249]

LOL

[IndeedCodyBrown]

The very end is still classic. Look et this dick.

[fullmetalbunny]

thumbs up if you actually wanted to see his dick!!!

[chosentonessournotes]

Derek's WHAT?! at 0:58 is fucking classic.

[rosenblooom]

i like how he is playing the psp

[GamingInThe40s]

REAVENGANCE

[ThatGamerboi]

Even though that was penis related, there was still no need to pull out his dick.

[legacyoldsnake]

What is +1 internets ??

[xXEAzXx]

@legacyoldsnake -100 Internets for not knowing +1 Internets

[TheJshlink]

It only took you four hours to explain the entire plot of Metal Gear?

[Hollywoodx21x]

You win +1 Internets my friend.

[ThatGamerboi]

Even though it what penis related, there was still no reason to pull out his dick.

[TokikoNyuu]

this was funny but I don't think metal gear rising will ever be as good as the ones where you can play as snake unless there's some kind of secret you can unlock in rising that lkets you play as snake

[TheKatanafreak]

Revengeance WTF!?!??!

[Agoonga]

Going to search for Solid fapping

[louie540x]

Wtf is this Grossmont College?

[ThriceDice]

MGS2, when the president gropes Raiden. Penis related.

[sniperhobbit]

PSP GO FTW

[Merchant2006]

".... look at his dick."

[Adastra14]

And What is DEEPTROATH ? ....how could you forget this?! ;D

[warzIbanez]

@Adastra14 Haha, Deepthroat was the guy who leaked info on Watergate.

[TehMightyWizard]

Even if it was a condom why was he taking out his penis?

[LegendaryBeaner]

GW it was a giant cylinder...not your penis FUCK!!!!!!!

[AlmoSSBB]

thats it from now on when anyone mentions metal gear to me, i will say "NOT YOUR PENIS"

[TheGamecubeAdvancers]

Why didn't they say anything about deepthroat? One of the biggest sexual innuendos in the MGS series.

[TrinoElrich]

@TheGamecubeAdvancers xD Right????

[heronoki]

Jeez, you could poke an eye out with that thing.

[genjutsugaara]

They forgot the Deepthroat referrence

[SilentRanger412]

My metal gear started rising after I watched the new trailer.

[zombiecancer12]

uhhhhhh rocco sorta has a hitler stach there sorta kinds alot

[TekkamanRain]

It's amazing how you guys got the title right before Konami. 'Metal Gear Rising" without the "Solid". How prophetic.

[ddragov1c]

Mega64 put this as the video name before the VGAs. THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE.

[KeysOpenDoorsDotCom]

i used to like knee s but then i took some coke to my nose

[GhostReconGuy]

I used to make arrow in your knee jokes, but then I realized they were retarded.

[MessedUpProductons]

@GhostReconGuy But you just made one... Fail.

[GhostReconGuy]

@MessedUpProductons No I didn't..

[ShorePlain]

I used to make perverted Metal Gear jokes like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[EmphaticItalic]

@ShorePlain What the fuck is this?!?! What's going on?!

[TheSuperMarioShow]

@EmphaticItalic skyrim joke

[2git2theotherside]

XD

[jmbtake6]

why would he whip his dick out anyways? haha

[MGS1guilherme]

1:42 - In that one particular instance, he is equippping and unequipping the grenade.

Lol I would love if Rocco said that, I would laugh so hard.

Thumbs up if you got it.

[MauriWantsU]

did he really stick his dick out?

[12bZero]

@MauriWantsU yes.

[Thepenner1000]

@12bZero lol

[ChickenWaterMovies]

Over a year later, still getting ready for Rising..

[xlaleclx]

@ChickenWaterMovies And it looks like the biggest piece of shit ever.

[EdzoIV4]

@xlaleclx LOL did you play bayonetta? its gonna be a really high quality action game with an awesome mgs story.

[xlaleclx]

@EdzoIV4 If I wanted to play Bayonetta then I would play Bayonetta. I play Metal gear Solid for a stealth game, not a stupid hack and slash.

[AlsoPjunk]

@xlaleclx But this isn't Metal Gear Solid. It's Metal Gear Rising. It's a different series.

[EdzoIV4]

@xlaleclx its not part of the stealth game series. doesnt make it bad in any way.

[SargentMugen]

@ChickenWaterMovies Scratch that, man, TWO years!

[nejinaji]

@SargentMugen have you seen what they changed rising to?

[Bennyg0rd0]

@SargentMugen Yes, but he posted that comment a month ago.

[SargentMugen]

@Bennyg0rd0 That was the point.

[BlackStar657]

Do you think Kojima saw it? :D

[benjbot456]

not your penis

[w2jm167]

LMFAO for the whole video!!!!!!

[AfroSnackey]

The guy with the PSP GO looks like a fat Phillip DeFranco.

[TheSnowii]

whats the thing about "is that x bothering you ive fought x like that before

[aslacuentayya]

@TheSnowii Watch mega 64 Heavy Rain, an as*hole immortalized that phrase.

[BingBangPoe]

Oh yeah, you also forgot to mention all the crotch grabs Raiden gets through the series. -.-

[BingBangPoe]

"I thought Metal Solid Rising was... They say it was like sword fight-"

"Yeah, NOT with penises!"

[iPodAwesum]

I always come back and watch this when my day drops below terrific.

this makes it better.

[makaiserable]

6-4

[overkill39]

Hahahahaha! Great!

[Hijynx87]

look at that dick!

[Hijynx87]

@Hijynx87 look at this dick! rather

[ShiroToshi]

Not your penis.

[alldayagain]

@ 1:45 Your wrong  Not his penis. He was just flipping throught the pages really fast.

[AaronIsAPunk]

@alldayagain Damn. They need to take this video down, now. It's all wrong!

[Twilly159]

even if he was right he doesnt have to wip out his dick

[ryuman757]

dem's sum tyte pants

[MegaBondagemon]

That's one unusually *long* censor bar XD

[bob4997]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[hellbent1111]

Well i guess when you grab a frog that could be "penis related"

[shefon84]

I could watch 1:16 all day XD

[sic0man]

Hurt me more dog!

[sqweebel1]

Rocco Botte, 1969-Erection

"Look at this dick"

[KatyushaRockets]

I envy that mustache

[ZombieMaster017]

WTF DUDE IT'S NOT ABOUT F*****G PENISES! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!

[StratmanHSS]

Why didn't he mention the crotch grabs Snake can do in MGS4 when you hold someone up and pat them down then press triangle on the last pat? That is definitely penis related.

[MurilokeyX]

@StratmanHSS since they get stunned, more like balls related.

[flamey2112]

hahhahahah

[xXJohnbob4815Xx]

Is this Metal Condom giving you a problem. I've made Metal Condoms break before!

[bud389]

Yea, what the hell IS with all the god damn sexual innuendos in MGS?

[wigster1978]

Probably would have worked better if you had memorised the lines rather than reading off cue cards.

[Skorn75]

1:11 best *bleep* ever

[NuclearRex]

@Skorn75 If you press 6, you can hear it right away.

[Skorn75]

@NuclearRex

and now I'm pressing 6 remixing the shit outta this!

[ManOnTheMoon783]

just what the fuck is a SHAGohod?

[xpoitrasx]

When Snake is in the locker and there's a picture of a hot chick on the door and you can't see him....

[terramiu]

Deepthroat's too obvious. xD

[warguy58]

That's one stupid Mexican.

[Jeffdunham186]

Fake and Gay

[MrFloatingrock]

@Jeffdunham186 if you turn that to an anagram it spells F.A.G. , isn't the english language funny?

[Jeffdunham186]

@MrFloatingrock :D Well played

[Gameathoner]

@MrFloatingrock I can't help it, I'm sorry everyone.

You mean Acronym, not Anagram.

[MrFloatingrock]

@Gameathoner oh didn't realize, good eye my friend

[finaltrinity5]

Not your penis.

[Bennyg0rd0]

LOL Anti Tank Guided Javelin

[Bennyg0rd0]

LOL Anti Tank Guided missle :L

[LuketheSpartan]

So a dick joke automatically gives him the right to whip out his dick in front of his friend?

[Ubertastic]

@LuketheSpartan well duh

[dambrake2010]

not your penis... not your penis... not your penis... not your penis... not your penis... not our penis... ... that might be actually a penis hahaha

[DistractingGamer]

is that dick bothering you? ive fought dicks like that before.

[Denchot]

The first stuff they made was better. I don't like this stuff....

[SaltyLumberJack]

@Denchot If you look back at their history they used to upload videos a lot less frequently, so now you get videos in between.

[CliffGoW]

"Quoted line from the video!" :D xD Fuck off

[cryosabrexXx]

They call my dick the Shagohod :D

[nerozero25]

The correct term is Peni. :3

[ThePhantomPlatoon]

Liquid Snake: "There's only room for one Dick and Two Big Balls!!"

[EscapeFromAfterlife]

D.A.R.P.A

Dicks

Are

Really

Pleasurable

Always

[kungfoolai]

What about "Deepthroat"??

[WOOF1234567891]

@kungfoolai only 28 people have played MGS1 . . . .

[Gameathoner]

@kungfoolai In podcast 147, Derrick says that was too obvious and crass I guess.

[tsuyogari2]

@kungfoolai i almost forgot the ninja in mgs 2 is telling raiden to call him deepthroat haha

[ZamAhx12345]

@tsuyogari2 Grey fox is deepthroat bro.

[tsuyogari2]

@ZamAhx12345 yeah but they should have used that in the video too haha

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

@kungfoolai Gross >:C

[antonio121355]

@kungfoolai dont encourage him

[DarkNeonNightmare]

@kungfoolai Not your Penis...

[Merchant2006]

Hahah that ending. Masterpiece.

*pause and moves away* "Look at his dick."

[SammEater]

How exactly Liquid Snake is a penis? :P

[23Vanguard23]

That PSP is loud lol

[SolidSoulMGS]

So MGS is not about dicks??

Shame.. :'(

[bearwwe]

@SolidSoulMGS no its not about dicks its about THE DICK

[flexer122]

@martialartssucks02 oh yea i hear it now

[flexer122]

@martialartssucks02 if your saying thats what he said your wrong than

[gerudomein]

damn that shit still hasnt came out

[Nemmikins]

so if he thinks the whole thing is penis, then is the whole series gay?

[DUMBTVSHOWS]

Press 6 for F*CK

[MeYamoMira]

My favorite of all time

[wasdtomove924]

LMAO DARPA

[rorrt]

I always thought Metal Gear was a bit gay.

Theres that bit in MGS2 when the president feels Raidens gear.

[solidranger]

@rorrt  i bet it was solid!!

[rorrt]

@solidranger

Certainly wasn't liquid...

[flexer122]

LOL 2:02 The Littlest Dick

[dzilla1991]

"Snake Eaters" xD

[Garr3ttheferret]

Lol! I go to that college!



[popedbrownies22]

darpa dicks are realy pleasurable always

[NJ1988]

lololol

[TheAmazingMirror]

LOL what a nice dick

[BlackHawkGaming]

ummmm...as soon as i got to the part where derricks like "that'll feel so good on my dick" i was about to pause and ponder...pause...and ponder...

[turtwig711]

whats in you mom, not my penis