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  • EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

  • Someone's on their period...

  • Does anybody read the fucking top comment, I wrote it for a reason so dumbasses realize that its satire....

  • I know this is satire, but do you think you could lay off the caffeine a bit? Thanks

  • Biggest troll on the internet?

  • @ItsOneInAMillion its a satire herpity derp

  • LOL! Dude needs to chill...hope this is satire

  • @kanimo24 it is herp derp

  • That's the mentality of virtually all Christians. "Agree with our beliefs, or burn in hell." How pathetically childish.

  • @gboy556 this is satire you ignorant child, go to his channel

  • Good think your lord loves and forgives people... just like you :)

  • Even though i believe in God this made me crack up. Such a cheerie man :^)

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  • You sound like the average theist. Congratulations. :) 

  • @123sambrose What a smart guy you are...

  • A wonderful loving Christian that man is! I deny all gods (one more than all the gods you deny).

  • maybe we should switch to decaf in the morning

  • If you can't realize that this is satire, you're retarded.

  • This guy just kills me! Fucking hilarious.

  • LOL mastertroll !! Congrats! !

  • sounds ike u was raped up the arse

    

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  • How shall we all fuckin die Oh mighty one?

  • BEFORE YOU COMMENT YOU SHOULD KNOW: THIS IS SATIRE.

  • Trolling Win!

  • Hey dude, let them be ignorant, not you, do not fight evil with evil, but rather good with evil. in fact, yes, lay off the crystal meth, man

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  • FUCK GOD,

    FUCK JESUS,

    FUCK YOU !

  • wow... wacko

  • Guys c'mon it's obvious that he was being satirical, more upvotes!

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  • Wow 1god1jesus, you're just like jesus, the resemblance is uncanny!!!!

  • My my arent you a good little Christian. Turn the other cheek and all that eh, what, old chap.

  • hmmmmm.....

  • Lol, funny because people don't really know this guy.

    He fucking hates religion, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, etc.

  • Is that the meth guy who talks shite to the mormons in the other you tube video?Look up Methead vs Mormons.Cheers

  • +1 Church approved Internet!

  • 1,024 people aren't aware that this video was made purely for the lulz.

  • Now I can die knowing I've seen the real face of Satan.

  • Christians at its finest

  • Haha XD

  • Rawwwwrrr

  • Well done.

  • Sexual repression does strange things to people.

  • Why are you holding back!! Tell it like it is! Dont be shy!!

  • What the Fuck is a BLASPHEMY CHALLENGE

  • Not sure if trolling or just dumb... Like, really, really dumb...

  • @Drirr28 Not sure? then you are really dumb :P

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  • Thank you for showing me the true face of christians.

  • Can't stop laughing.

  • that is not christian at all

  • And this person is a good example to why it is a good reason to deny the holy spirit. If god exists, he surely isn't the christian god... perhaps the real god is one that will save "rational" people, the ones that are intellectually honest, the ones that are GOOD for goodness sake, instead of being good because of what they can get out of it (religious people).

  • That was hilarious.

  • what a nice christian.

  • I'm a christian, and i DO NOT approve of this.

    'For God so loved the World that He gave His only begotten son; that WHOSOEVER believes in Him will not perish, but have everlasting life.

    You do not know God; God loves all of his children (EVERYONE). It's should not be a religion; but a relationship. if you live your life in fear for some invisible deity, there's a problem. You should be living your life in love. "This is my commandment: that you love one another that your joy may be full!

  • jesus crust!

  • haha

  • LMFAO. I'm really feeling the Christian love here.

  • there is a new Movement thats called the iStand Movement check it out at Randal Lee Dot org

  • ..um God doesn't want anyone to die. God loves everyone, he just wants everyone to love him back. But if you choose not to love God, God graces us with that choice. I just wish everyone could see Him, like I see Him.

  • Oh man. This fellow needs to calm down.........

  • Boy you're funny, to think that there are people like this actually. I wonder what would be of religion without retarded folks too scare of hell and too stupid as well to realize how childish and silly all these fairy tales are. So bad that anyone can actually deny the existence of this thing or whatever this blasphemy thing. Btw in Asia people in China, Japan, South Korea, etc they all just see Jesuschrist and the jewish fairy god as you people may see Zeus or Hercule

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  • Put a shirt on you angry bastard. The good lord gave you the burden of shame of nakedness for the sins adam commited.

  • I deny.... that you don't have a few problems LOLZ

  • I deny..... the fact that you weren't touched by your dad in a weird way when you were a toddler.

  • jesus should get raped by a goat

  • @derenkoff You should be raped by my foot in your ass.

  • @curlybro7 hahahah you are a faggot or what? faggot who believes in god even worse lol...

  • @derenkoff No, I'm actually more manly than you'll ever be. And I can say this cause of your profile pic. And your comment wasn't funny, so yeah... Later.

  • @curlybro7 it wasnt meant to be funny , i am just sick that u morons slow down the evolution with ur retard religion shit, we could of already managed to quit the solar system if people werent wasted their time on religion, it just makes me sick how retarded majority of the world are.religion is for people who cant think for themselves (aka retarded people) u think if i throw nuclear bomb on ur city and kill 1 million+ ppl you guys will go to heaven? dont be brainwshed by ur religion

  • @derenkoff Slow you horses man. You have your believes, and I have mine. But you do deserve a foot in the ass for do ridiculous comment you posted. If don't like religion. Stay away from commenting on religious videos. You don't need us and we don't need you. Savvy?

  • @curlybro7 you are the one who started talking to me moron... maybe jesus will not like that and put u in hell...

  • @derenkoff Like I said: If you don't like religion stay away from religious videos.

  • @curlybro7 no i like to argue about this shit when i am in the mood...

  • @derenkoff Haha! Yeah. It's kinda fun.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL so many people don't understand this video. Maybe they should have a look at my dude piece. It will show them the way.

  • This guy is possesed by the devil

  • Jesus loves you! Why don't you shut the fuck up you stupid asshole, piece-of-shit, motherfucker? Thank you for your considerations, and please do not propagate debauchery during the holiday season. The dog returns to his vomit.

  • 1,005 people don't recognize satire

  • Hey I don't talk like that I'm christain that man was wrong

  • That was so Christian of you. What a moron!

  • "God loves you! He's gonna kill you!"

    -Homer Simpson

  • I don't understand how one person's choice can anger someone so much so that they feel threatened enough to threaten that person. Really, what difference will it make to your life that John Smith is an Atheist? If you are true to what you believe, then you wouldn't let others' beliefs influence your life.

  • Lol! I'm making this into a meme.

  • May I refer you all to poe's law

  • @1GOD1JESUS that was great. do you do children's party's hahaha

  • Don't watch this in a full screen! ROFLMAO

  • when you're such a good actor, no one realizes it's an act lol

  • I think I just peed myself. O.O

  • I refuse to believe that anyone is this retarded.

  • @Enlightenedopinion92 BLASPHEMY!!! lol

  • That is one angry christian, I thought they were all supposed to be happy compared to us Atheists.

  • i was gonna go apeshit with logic in here, but then i saw your channel and i thought POE! well played, good sir, well played indeed...

  • Sam Kinisons Australian cousin.

  • dude... isn't swearing a sin.

  • @battixby not accepting the lord is a sin NOW FUCK OFF!!! jokes.

  • The line between sarcasm and psychotic ranting is so blurred in these videos that it's hard to know how to take them!!! 24 carat solid gold. BTW I hope you don't mind me sampling some of this and using it to make a gabber track. You are pure hardcore.

  • i looked at his channel nice trick you fooled a lot them.he's an atheist.double thumbs up for this guy i like it.

  • @mysanuty It really is brilliant after you look at his channel. lol

  • lol brilliant trolling

  • HAVE ANY OF YOU looked at his channel before commenting?

  • @ArtemiaSalina Indeed. Note that this is filed under 'comedy'. :D

  • its people like this that make christianity look like something opposite what it is. im a christian and ill give the right approach. let me ask anyone who sees this. If God was calling U and was saying that He has amazing free gifts for U,would U consider being on his side? and oh yea,these free gifts are eternal. get back to me

  • Yeah, that's loving.

  • I`ll bet Jesus would be real proud of this guy... if there was a Jesus.

  • hahaha..so many dislikes. take a look at his channel and then decide people

  • @HayZing Really? sounds like your a very creative christian, imaginating storys just like jezus the fag did

  • Catholicism is a religion of fear. Their scare tactics will not work on us, but they seem to have worked on you. Whereas we guide ourselves by reason, you are controlled by your fear, and this is why you are weak.

  • @evi1wombat He's an atheist. This is a joke.

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  • @HayZing Angry christian ??

    Wasnt really expecting a intelligent reply from you, but you just prove urself a dumbfuck lol !

  • @HayZing You gotta be kidding me XD. 1god1jesus is a blessed man to have somany lowlife dumbfucks entertaining him on the net :)

  • 994 dislikes, half of them retard christians other half normal retards?

  • Auch, my ears! My ears! I think I'm deaf now... :)

  • Errrrrrrr, what? Did I miss some vital piece of information here, is this a joke?

    I'll assume it is.

    lol

  • Mate, you totally rock.

  • How can anyone watch this and not laugh their asses off?! I have tears streaming down my face from laughing! Hilarious!

  • Nope. you fail.

  • What a flaming fuckhead. I'll lay odds on the fact that he blew a genital  O-ring during that crack-fueled rant.

  • XD YESS!

  • fake

  • This rational, articulate gentleman puts forth the argument for the existence of God so convincingly I'm thinking of repudiating my atheism.

  • @DigitalLoveDaftPunk LOL! The burly-looking Australian gentleman to whom you refer is one of the the most articulate, eloquent and persuasive (not to mention likeable) advocates of the Christian faith that I have ever heard ...... NOT !!

  • That is in no way what a christian is. Not everyone who claims to be a christian really is one.I am not sure if this guy is just trying to be funny or if he is serious.Hopefully he is not serious but either way he is not in anyway Christ like which is what a true christian is to be. Please do not think this is how christians are because the true ones are not.

  • Brother, this is not what Christ preached. 1 tim. 2: 3,4

    

  • hahaha this has to be satire. if not I hope I never have a religious debate with this beast

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAA­AAAAAAAAA

  • U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BRO

    get over it. assuming you aren't a trololololing, your god can't do jack SHIT to me even if he IS real.

    The human will is not so easily broken by a tyrannical lunatic that demands absolute devotion.

  • I'm glad that even the religious are ok with steroid abuse. But seriously you are the biggest tool I've ever seen on the internet and that includes the guy who lunged off of the balcony into the pool below nearly killing himself.

  • FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.....

    Is that from the sermon on the mount?

  • it all really doesn't matter though, right? .. if you believe or not believe I mean. Cause the ultimate message here is that - GOD is love and forgiveness .. SO, you know once we do die .. and it turns out he's real .. wouldn't you just say, "shit you are real! I'm sorry, the world you made and the people in it all suck ass I just figured you to be nonsense." . Then GOD says, "yeah man, i forgive you - shits fucked I know - come on in!" .. lol ..

  • ya see, heaven sounds worse than hell. Heaven is praising god on yo' knees for eternity. The Devil is a non-follower of god. So am i, so why would he torture one of his own, an atheist. Better safe than sorry, im an atheist

  • @StealYoGirl699 1 cor 1:18 for the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.

  • on judgment day you’ll stand before god and god will be sad and say (WHY DIDNT YOU RECIEVE ME WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE) god will have tears in his eyes and say, look how many people I sent to tell you Jesus is the only way but you rejected them and even mocked them for having received me, then god will turn and walk away and you’ll hear screams and gnashing of teeth and feel evil and realize you’re in hell and god is gone for eternity

  • @mrcooldude964 and then you'll wake up and realize it was just a dream, then one day you will die and be buried and that's it. No heaven, no hell, just our natural world.

  • @StealYoGirl699 what if your wrong and god, jesus, angels, the bible, and the disiples were right?

  • @mrcooldude964 stop scaring the children.........lol

  • obvious troll is obvious, thumb him up if you know god is bullshit!

  • That awkward moment when you die and don't go anywhere....

  • This is not how you do it 

  • ALL CAPS RAGE!!!

  • Wow! And I thought I was angry at the Blasphemy Challenge video...I have nothing on this guy! lol

  • lol'd so hard

  • Nurse...nurse....he needs a double dose of his medication....

  • Added to my favorites.

  • Even watching this vid on mute makes me bust mah guts.

  • LöL 

  • LOOOOOL! I'm subbing dude! :D

  • i deny YOU

  • uuuu im scared

  • This is awesome....

  • you win

  • This seems to be a joke, albeit It's a bit of a weird one.

  • Actually he is a AThiest..He is making a spoof..watch his channel

  • I deny.........your brain. And you're wrong, and very angry.

  • Sounds like you need Jesus. Ofcorse you know I'm joking. Jesus doesn't exist.

  • I love how people really take this seriously! (watch DarkMatter2525's video "Secret Lives of Atheists" and he actually took part in it. LOL)

  • Hey pal, if god is real, I'll see you in hell!  Fucking idiot, doesn't even know what he worships and what he has done with this video...

  • Hmmm Kay? have you got that now children? So don't use any more naughty words.

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  • The Scriptures (Holy Bible), the Heavenly Father (Abba YAH) and Yashuah (his real name is variations of Yahshua/Yeshua/Yahoshua not Jesus) are REAL and TRUTH. Yahshua states in Matthew 12:31 & Mark 3:29 that whoever blasphemes against the Set Apart Spirit will never be forgiven. PLEASE DON'T DO IT! YAH BLESS!

  • Was he serious? It was pretty comical.

  • @TheLoneBunghole No mate, it wasn't. Check out the dude's page.

  • @TheLoneBunghole Smells like a troll to me.