Team C.O.C.O.A. - Episode 1 by dhim (Virtua Fighter, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat Animation)

[thebloodyheadfairy]

Salty!!!!!!

[RocketChickArt1]

what is the song that playing at 1:50?

[brigaderxxx]

when is ep. 2 coming out ?



[SloaneTime]

She just killed her vag bone O______o

[TheDarkhero60]

Wat version of beats in,my head is that

[BadMoviesNow]

Hell Tanya is can be considered black why not use her instead? Oh wait right...Tanya sucks.

[BadMoviesNow]

Jade is not black. She is Edinian. Even if she were human she would be Brazilian or Hispanic not black.

[Demarcusken]

needs Storm and Christie And Be called Team C.o.c.o.a 5

[kobi127]

@Demarcusken Add Grace from Fighting Vipers to that mix. That should make it the C.O.C.O.A. 6-Pack.

[GSFking]

haha stone cold/james storm reference nice.

[mitchness98]

wtf did i just watch

[660kdog]

wait wait wait hold up Jade is black? I thought she was... huh I'll be damned

[codyhamilton316]

So are Dhim and Emezie the same person, or am I going nuts?

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@codyhamilton316

They have to be.

The art style is just too similar.

Which is unfortunate because I like his music...

:/

[b2j135]

WHERE THE FUCK IS STORM!!?>!?!?!?

[X09xheroes]

Immortality FTW xD

[LokeeRider1]

@X09xheroes i scrolled down at this comment before i saw it on the video, XD

[X09xheroes]

@LokeeRider1

oh.. sry than :(

But that was just so awesome xD

[HateTheZero]

Ok, was i the only one that tought that jade was supposed to be a female michealangelo? (TMNT)

[WillyTung]

Jade is black?

[santiogo369]

@WillyTung yes

[WillyTung]

@santiogo369 That's a surprise. she hardly looks black. Looks more Latino or European.

[raven1andfriends]

When's episode 2 coming out? They should recruit Tanya and Christie Monteiro next.

[muayhanuman]

Take that Kratos, this is not God of War, this is MORTAL KOMBAT

[poohhardy11]

storm, vanessa, elena

these three are

BLACK women with WHITE hair

k' is the male version

[osirisboni]

where is the sound from when they caught jade

[brandonsteak]

@osirisboni Sonic i think

[poohhardy11]

@osirisboni -_- SONIC RETARD

[jsilver09]

Can't forget B. Orchid in the next video

[BadMrfreeze]

Episode 2's coming out when?

[ninjajordan09]

WHERES STORM??? (is she a fighter?), Wheres Christie??? (Does Brazilian Count?) Wheres La mariposa??? (Does she count????) Wheres ummm Why is there little women in games to be counted.(black/brown females in fighting games specifically)

[PainMonkey]

Please, Dhim...in the sequel pay some homage to Talazia. She may very well be THE most lethal sistah in fg history.

[nutsVSguts]

@PainMonkey Oh sh- I forgot about her! She was bad*ss!

[PainMonkey]

@nutsVSguts HELLZ YEAH! You think Vanessa's got it bad, Weaponlord's been waiting 18 years for a sequel! Of course she'd be hard to write into the story cuz, well....she does finish her veggies ><. Anyway, big fan of your work. You should make a flash fighting game yourself. P.S. Jade kinda looks like a Ninja Turtle in this.

[sonadowfan100]

nvm

[sonadowfan100]

what is the song at the end

[tekkenaddict1]

@sonadowfan100

ladybug by emezie

[psylocke77]

YOu're amazing!

I've talked to you before and you gave me some tips when I start animating. Anyway, my goal is to bring black female characters to animation and comic world. I have to say; you have started what I haven't started on yet. I commend you! I thought I was the only one that felt like black women were left out. Thanks man! hope to be just as god as you!

[HARUNOboy17]

I think it's supposed to be like..... funny? And it, um, is? Why is everyone, like, wasting their time writing dumb comments?

[chavezruben5]

vag bone huh... seems lagit

[CienCarasWC3]

So when's episode 2 dang it!

[killme99952]

*sigh*.....i keep seeing people with iota sized brains come on here and bad mouth your work. dhim i do hope you keep continuing the videos because i think they are really amusing :) people just never seem to get off their high chair which is wedged deep inside their asses xD

[CrusherIrnfst]

This is genius. You got a viewer for this series : D

[Devilish2Gamer87]

If they can take a punch, a Kick and a dick, then they should be more than capable to take a vag joke.

FREE VA-JAY-JAYS FOR EVERYONE!

[Devhawk124]

00:30 Tom Brady put her at the lowest tier recently.

[DJMaurity]

I'm sooooo desperate to watch Team C.O.C.O.A Episode 2!!!!!1!! >~<

[nutsVSguts]

@DJMaurity It'll come eventually...when I have the time :)

[howard333awaw]

you forgot the firece tiger for tao feng

[howard333awaw]

@howard333awaw *from*

[SupaSnupak00pa]

To be honest, i wonder why dhim makes these videos, then I watch them and realize how insanely funny they are. Keep doing what you are doing bro. If people are offended or get mad, refer them to this here youtube.com/watch?v=Vx_GT00gEs­Y and they'll learn to get over it

[HomestuckXPlague]

girls who cant take a vagina joke, and freak out an go all WAAAH are a bigger pussy then the one they already got, im a girl and i tell vagina jokes or laugh at them

(or laugh at people getting hit in the vagina), if u cant take a vagina joke then shut up, tune out, an listen to that music u hear in ur head, NUFF SAID

[LosZavion]

I don't get why ppl dislike this vid when you know what kind of video it's going to be. That's like walking in a strip club and getting offended by tits.

[TheUltimateBeing01]

That's one thing I actually like about the internet.

It brings out people's real side.

I mean look at all the weirdos you find online.

You can't escape them.

^_^'

[TheUltimateBeing01]

The 674 dislikes are from normal people who look at this person's videos and wonders why the fuck this person keeps making these videos.

Seriously, it seems like you've been at this for a good while.

Aren't you tired of drawing up this crap?

Do you have any thing better to draw other than cartoon women getting hit in the groin. Honestly I find it kind of disturbing.

[TheSharingankunai]

@TheUltimateBeing01 she draws men getting hit in the groin to

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@TheSharingankunai

Wait it's a woman drawing this crap?

That makes it worse.

So what is with her fixation on groin pain anyway.

She's been doing this shit for years it seems.

I still think it's a man.

And what does her drawing men getting hit in the groin have to do with anything?

Does it make it less weird or something?

[TheSharingankunai]

@TheUltimateBeing01 i think she said it was because she thought that girls can dish it out as well as take it, and that the comedy isn't exclusive to men

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@TheSharingankunai

And I'm curious, how did you find out dhim is a she?

[kingmaster1ification]

@TheUltimateBeing01 so, what exactly is this argument about?

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@kingmaster1ification

This guy (girl?) is so weirdo from DeviantART that seems to have a strange fixation on low blows. This person gets arousal from that shit and some YouTubers have picked up on it. They are wondering why machinima started posting his "art" on their channel, so obviously people who are fans of machinima look at dhim's work as odd and lambast him (her?) over it.

It's a long (and comical) story.

[kingmaster1ification]

@TheUltimateBeing01 well Dhim has stated many a time before that his/her main objective from these videos is to dispel people who say that low blows are only funny when they happen to a guy. Dhim's message is that of equality for both sexes not only in the fighting game industry but also IRL. As to why it's on Machinima someone there obviously enjoys it and it does get many views and likes. Personally I like Dhim's work, I think it's funny, and that it has a destinct charm to it.

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@kingmaster1ification

Oh what bull.

Jesus you actually believe that?

LOL.

I'm getting off of fail trail before I get accused of being a weirdo too.

[VirtualTechno]

@TheUltimateBeing01 I'll keep this short so you can understand it. Equal rights = equal groin kicks.

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@VirtualTechno

What in the red, firery hell does civil rights have to do with oddballs who have a strange fetish for groin pain?

I'm sorry but I fail to see how someone whacking themselves into a catatonic state to cartoon characters destroying someone's privates has anything at all to do with "equal rights."

Call me crazy...

[kingmaster1ification]

@TheUltimateBeing01 Basically Dhim wants people to know that women can dish it out and also take it, he/she wants to prove that women are strong just like men

[VirtualTechno]

@kingmaster1ification Pay no mind to the child. He won't understand until his balls drop. LOL!

[TheUltimateBeing01]

@VirtualTechno

I'm no child.

That's why I can see past dhim's and his fan's bullshit.

[ProjectH1980]

Look out Tanya,Christy Monteiro, Mariposa(Lisa) Foxy(Aint she dead? Bad move SNK) Storm??? Man fighting games are kinda racist lol. Storm is like the only black character in MVC3 and Marvel didn't help matters by not including Black Panther or Luke Cage to mention a few. Cool idea Dhim i'm rooting for Team C.O.C.O.A.!!!

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice right?

[jethroyazzie]

Un subbing you bitch

[xOmniCloudx]

Jade switches race every MK game lol.

[Fly91Dragon]

i love this so mch i really want to know the ending theme as well

[nutsVSguts]

@Fly91Dragon thanks, the end theme is called "Ladybug" by Emezie

[Fly91Dragon]

@nutsVSguts i subbed you btw



[miyodarius]

I hope your cool with it Dhim, but I have been tweeting the producers of Street Fighter x Tekken and Soul Calibur your videos. I really (really) would like to see chicks more of color in fighting games.

[nutsVSguts]

@miyodarius Fine with me...the companies are the ones who need to hear the message the most!

[joker14black]

She is black.

[dragonfxx]

I just want you to realize how much a F**KING LOVE this video. Keep this up, its great. Your staying true to everyone's personality which i love. 

[JohnLennon28If]

episode 2?

[shinigannosora]

Since when was jade black, I remember from the Sega console games that jade was Asian

[MrZdude19]

@shinigannosora Ever since her first appearance in Mortal Kombat 2. She was always Black, along Kitana and Mileena. They've been like this in almost every appearance, excluding the movie. Check the Mortal Kombat wikis or play the arcade edition. :)

[sketcha09]

@MrZdude19 She was more of a tanned skin color. Mortal Kombat: Deception was when she started getting some ethnic facial features. I wouldn't call her black, per say, but she isn't Caucasian, that's for sure. You'd think, if she was from Earthrrealm, she would be Native American based on her appearance on Deception.

[MrZdude19]

@sketcha09 It is really a matter of point of view. This has be an ongoing debate since 1993! lol

[DJMaurity]

I hope DHim or nutsvsguts found more recruits for Team C.O.C.O.A! Like:

Tanya - Mortal Kombat

Lisa - Dead or Alive

Aisha - Rumble Roses

Storm - Marvel v.s Capcom

Christie - Tekken ( Although she isn't black, she's the only colored girl in the Tekken series) ^_^

[JayJvXz]

@DJMaurity Whatever it may be....they must have ball busting skillz lmao

[Darkwingzofkingz]

lol pikachu

[inunarugo]

They should recruit Fran from FF12

[theLoldemort]

Where id you get the remix of beats in my head?

[nutsVSguts]

@theLoldemort it's called "Ladybug" by Emezie

[oilyhakan]

:D!!! "elena do you need vaganal rejuvanation surgery after getting hit in the pinkie pie? NO healing ;3" :D!!!

[ChildofMadness9]

stalty !!! 

[stripiestlemur]

pi-ka-chu  :) lmao

[XxthesenutzxX]

yes very salty mmm

[GeTSUGAxX9]

owww my virgina!!!!

[ShevaMaster772]

Jade isn't black...

[CaramelMonstuh]

@ShevaMaster772 DAMN!!

Can you just let us have this one?!

[Xzentein]

Vanessa was always a bad ass back in the Virtua Firghter game (don't know which one she was in last...been a while since I played any console game) but I totally agree that there needs to be more black chicks in fighter games.

[MaveriKat]

Too awesome.

[EternalDragon28]

this is sick!

[RLKDragon]

1:33 STUNNER!  STUNNER! MAH GAWD, KING!

[Bry2615]

wait.. Jade is black?

[GFTW1]

672 who dilikes this are sensitive girls with vagina jokes

[bionicg2040]

what about Tanya MK?

[KintaroOnizuka]

Hope to see the next episode soon.

[hardkorejackson]

when she did the stone cold stunner i lost it lmao

[shindean]

Good video, but Jade has always been mulatto. Color, yes, but black..eh.

In another note, Vanessa was given the beyonce treatment not that long ago.

[aquamarine11500]

@shindean She's black,period.How can you say color yes,but then "but black..eh.".What the FUCK is that suppsoe to mean.Is she too attractive to be black, because she has straight hair??

The hell with "eh"

[shindean]

@aquamarine11500 At the beginning of the video, vanessa says black women. I believe her saying color or something synonymous would've been better. I don't mind when I'm referred to as Hispanic or Latino, but when I tell someone I'm Guatemalan, I get offended when they say: "oh, so you're like Mexican, right?"

Generalizing is fine, but how are we supposed to respect diversity if a ton of different cultures are being lumped together and just called "black".

[WolfAnge23]

there are more black guys in fighting games then chicks...

[leorina]

They should recruit Taokaka from Blazblue and maybe Boogie from Jet set radio xD

[SegaKiddSidd]

Jade is Edenian.... a Black Edenian :P so yes she's black, just not from our realm so to speak.

[thekingof300]

lol if you go to the directors channel the videos are all so strange

[WreQLazZ]

670 people are salty and have broken Vag bones....

~Tha GUYVER

[HomestuckXPlague]

@WreQLazZ ohhohoho i agree

[WreQLazZ]

@HomestuckXPlague Lol ;-)

[DJMaurity]

All they need now are:

Tanya - Mortal Kombat

Lisa - Dead or Alive

Aisha - Rumble Roses

Storm - Marvel vs Capcom

[BadMrfreeze]

So next, Christie Monteiro from Tekken or Storm from Marvel Vs Capcom? (actually with Storm that'll be 3 black chicks with white hair, i mean where how can a show survive with such lack of originality!)

[aquamarine11500]

@BadMrfreeze Storm was the original one with White hair,the others followed suit.

Storm's been around since the early 70's.

[mrMein]

I think Jade is mix between black and indian.

[wordcom12345]

@santiogo369 lol no, she's tan. I'm not racist, but she isn't black.

[bakerboisp]

@wordcom12345 Elena is "Tan" too and she's black. What's your point? Vanessa is now light skinned but she was much darker in the previous game. Again, what be your point?

And if you wanna say she's Asian or E.Indian, there are no dark skinned asians without their African ancestry and Dravidian peoples are also descendant from African people.

Jade is "black" either way you wanna spin it.

[ShevaMaster772]

@bakerboisp Jade is not human though. She's an Edenian and the Edenians are all one race.

There are no Asian, Black, or White Edenians.

Just Edenians and in a MK9 render, Jade is the same skin tone as Kitana so Jade is in fact a light skinned Edenian who just got a tan.

[nutsVSguts]

@ShevaMaster772 Edenian or not, the character designs are obviously based on regular Earth humans (as evidenced by the fact that they were once PLAYED by actual Earth humans in the digitized age). Jade's DESIGN is based on that of a black woman, even if she is an alien STORY-wise. Her DESIGN is what this video is referring to when referring to her as "black".

And, go look at the MK Deception official Jade artwork. That's not a "tan" that a human can healthily achieve by going to a salon.

[nutsVSguts]

@ShevaMaster772 lol, she doesn't even look like that IN THE GAME.

creativeuncut . com / gallery-18 / art / mk9-jade-concept.jpg

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images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__c­b20110306034356/mk/images/7/72­/Jade_mk9.png

[ShevaMaster772]

@nutsVSguts /watch?v=Z0gYXiqmYCM

I don't think Midway would have OK'ed that actress if Jade was black ;)

[legocontrollerjr]

@nutsVSguts dude. dhim does this stuff on devianart. (s)he even has a youtube account with animations like these called nutsVSguts. mostly fighting dirty, which means aiming low. yes (s)he even was the creator of "MOUNTAIN GOAT TO THE COOCH"

[nutsVSguts]

@legocontrollerjr umm, I know. Because, I AM dhim.

[legocontrollerjr]

@nutsVSguts *looks at name*

i feel like such an idiot. >.<

*bangs head against wall*

[aquamarine11500]

@wordcom12345 Yes you are racist bitch.You just dont wanna except her as being black.So i guess Beyonce isn't black but "tan", meaning she's a white girl with a "tan" -_-

Stop being ignorant you little prick.

[parkerw1997]

Jade isn't black.

[santiogo369]

@parkerw1997 jade is black

[parkerw1997]

Jade isn't black!!!! -:O she's tan!!! Wth!!!!!

[waffle1061]

@parkerw1997 they made a mistake do not freak out about it :)

[waffle1061]

@waffle1061 nevermind she is black

[Xmotion95]

Tanya (Mk)

[xXPurityxKasumiXx]

@mangamastermolly its becuase its posted machinima if it was by nutsvsguts..there wouldnt be so much dislikes i dont know why ppl dislike machinima so much

[Jaxx4]

Man, I wish Elena would make a comeback in modern SF games...

[AkaLacuna]

Lisa Hamilton (La Mariposa) Dead or Alive

I'm probably the only who remembers that game...

[xXPurityxKasumiXx]

@AkaLacuna i do too

[Doberboy218]

HEY HOW ABOUT GRACE AND JANE FROM FIGHTING VIPERS!?!?! Virtua Fighter's little sister : )

[owlflame]

she was saving her vag bone for marriage?

[nastymkfan]

They should recruit Cristie Monteiro (Tekken) next!

[Kurtz442]

I thought this one was kinda funny, not the best thing I have seen on here. But its still something that I may want to see the rest of

[KOFPlaymore08]

More of these videos plz!

[KitsuneNights]

More, MORE! ^.^...>.> wait all joking aside, how many other black women in games are there to even join up??

[prime618]

I seriously can't even think of any black women in fighting games.........

None...

[crazychri1]

@prime618 how about native americans i imagine that that would be even harder

[prime618]

Theres one native american MAN in mortal kombat and street fighter 3...

thats it.period.

[IneedAbttrscreenname]

@prime618 T-hawk is from SF2. Michelle and Julia from both have native american roots, Virtua Fighter has a native american character named wolf hawkfield, Rock from Soul Calibur was raised by Native Americans and his adopted son bangoo is Apache and pretty much a shoe in character for Soul Calibur 5 or future games.

[prime618]

Rock isnt that important in the series..

[IneedAbttrscreenname]

@prime618 Irrelevant. He's still a part of the series. You said there are no natives in fighting games, but the truth is that most have at least one.

[qazingful]

@prime618 Elena from Street Fighter?

[Tjextreme2]

@qazingful He said Native American, so T. Hawk.

[qazingful]

@prime618 Jade from Mortal Kombat?

[prime618]

besides these few mentioned.

[qazingful]

@prime618 Christie Montero from Tekken is technically Brazillian even if she doesn't look very black. Lisa Hamilton from Dead or Alive is black also. There's more if you count shitty games like Def Jam and Shaq Fu... but let's not.

[jamesgriffyn]

This video doesn't offend me; it's quite hilarious actually. To quote Betty White: "Vaginas take a beating!"

[nutsVSguts]

@jamesgriffyn lol, Betty White said that?

[grn100cash]

only on the internet people say jade is not black, ONLY ON THE INTERNET smh

-_-

Jade is black, she is from africa

[rxxreps]

what the fuck is this?

[kayzilla96]

Erm jade is black ed boon said she was a black african and how many different colour variations are there in a african or west indian seriously get over it and why don't you research it instead of debateing problem sovled if you don't like then that's your problem now enjoy the video

[FoolsGil]

The pop quiz isn't a Jade-Toe?

[OnlyElfen]

just to point out... im a guy and this video made me cry... no vajayjay's should get wasted like that >.<

[gorokhan]

Hilarious! Keep up the good work Mr. Dhim! :)

[leorina]

This is..EPIC! xD