no cure for cancer

[hotdog2020]

Sick of hearing how EVERYONE stole from Bill Hicks like he was the greatest thing to comedy since it was created. GET OVER IT

[eventure87]

Bill hicks = genius

Leary = asshole

[musicman38]

American:The Bill Hicks Story

where you can see all Leary's material long before he ever performed it, copycat fucker

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

Proven in laboratory dishes but not willing to test on humans or animals!

A purified and concentrated form is RICK SIMPSON'S CANCER CURE HEMP OIL!!

[fukmehard2]

Genious.

[logicCplusplus]

yes cure for cancer B17 and DCA

[joelandrews91]

are you blind ? hes blonde. denis leary is awesome. mainly for rescue me.

[musicman38]

Denis Leary is a Bill Hicks rip-off merchant.Less funny and ginger.Embarrassed for him!

[mjwatts1983]

Comedy is based on plagarism. Get over it.

Do you know why Denis Leary is famous and Bill Hick is not?

Because there's No Cure For Cancer.

[musicman38]

Nice punchline - but if you're going to use long words learn to spell them correctly

and also for the record comedy is not based on plagairism - apart from rip-off no talent fuckwits like Leary.There is a big difference between taking an original idea and building on it, I'll give you Learys material on the voicebox family as an example...borrowed idea...built upon it.

But Leary just lifted whole routines,key words and phrases.

Hicks=Genius Leary=Thief

Only In America !!!

[maximus3693]

hes also famous because hes a bad ass with good stage presense Bill Hick is just a fucking loser who couldnt entertain a crowd even by doing fucked up shit to himself so in summary FUCK BILL HICKS KEEP KICKIN ASS DENIS LEARY!!!!!!

[musicman38]

blah blah fucking blah..get back to your WWE wrestling

[maximus3693]

o fuck you music man i dont even watch that shit your probably just some skinny little fuck who thinks he has culture or some gay shit like that but guess what its fuckin comedy its all relative you damn waste of space

[musicman38]

Oh wow that's funny about as funny as your stupid-ass name Maximus - please...

[maximus3693]

o good job make a come back about my name that isn't intelligent or funny like my name has any relevance to the subject at hand honestly do the world a favor and kill yourself

[musicman38]

try to say something funny - fuckwit

[maximus3693]

i dont have to say something funny to know your worthless its ok gay boy just take a break from trying to insult me cuz i know u have gay ppl to see and im sure ur brain hurts

[musicman38]

@maximus3693 Hey man long time no chat whassup are you still lovin Leary or have you seen the Hicks movie yet...

[ldhablo666]

bill hicks

[sistersuetube]

He admits he's an asshole so hey

[musicman38]

hey phillyfan345 you have got to be fuckin joking,Denis Leaary is a no talent rip-off artist...I'm waiting for the next film with him,Dane Cook and Billy Ray Cyrus.

You people never fail to amaze me!

[maxziz]

love the guitar player-------but who's the ginger cunt trying to be, bill hicks,,,,,,,the ginnnger does give it some effort and beleif though ,,mmmmm maybe he is the worlds biggest asshoel

[Freak813]

That's Denis Leary. You've seriously never heard the Asshole Song before?

[maxziz]

freak i was being an arsehole myself,,,,,a leary fan i aint,,but i do love this song,,,,,,the guitar players deadpan performance

and impassioned harmonies crack me up,,,,,

rock on freak rock on,,,,,,,

[Freak813]

you asshole! lol

[maxziz]

thats the nicest thing anyone have ever said about me

and so TRUE!!-----but heh c'mon thats one serious looking

guitar player,,,good luck bro

[KatyJonas]

I dont see any gingers

[quiggles38]

2 words nuclear fucking weapons ahahhahah

[musicman38]

I've waited four months for one of you morons to reply and this is it.... Fuckwit!

[samsemtex]

did not laugh once during that song. That was shit

[raymievision]

Everyboby rips everybody else off..............But at least he does it well.

[Napalmburns]

Yeah but this is a BIT to much. i mean yeah its fun but i dont have as much respect for leary as i used to

[reddog223]

yeah pretty much and i can tell you hicks ripped other people too

[7d7e7f7]

Ripoff. I used to love Leary till I found out he ripped off my hero Bill Hicks.

[123RUTH123]

Is there a name for this song?

[Judaspriest1992]

"Asshole" , or "I'm an asshole" by denis leary

[musicman38]

Hey I been following this for a year, I've been watching some more Leary material recently, some of the other stuff is quite funny tho' just a shame that he made his name on the whole pro-smoking agenda that was clearly ripped off of Hicks....

[eulogy0]

it's not ripped off, the themes are the same, but the act is different.

[phillyfan345]

Denis Leary...my favorite comedian ever! Say what you want about Bill Hicks. I've watched him and laughed too. But to me, no one can top Denis. I know many people talk about so-called "plagiarism" and this and that. But in my opinion, Denis's style and delivery is simply awesome! I'm hoping I can go to one of his Comics Come Home events to see some of his new stand up material. Fuck the haters! Denis Leary is the fucking man.

[JohnnyDarko88]

Well said my friend, alot of peoples best comiedians are people that they relate to and I totally relate to Dennis Leary, I also think hes the best.

[musicman38]

Hey I need to get off the internet , and the couch and leave my trailer more regular, I am getting kinda pale and first started on this over seven months ago...

Keep ut real....

[musicman38]

EmoticonProdcuctions - you been reading the wrong books fuckwit!

Hicks is the man fuck Leary,fuck Dane Cook,fuck all those motherfuckers

[musicman38]

Lorradyx you need to get out more and stop layin on the couch watching MTV

[lorradyx]

MUSICMAN38-

Well 1. I do get out quite a bit thanks and 2.I dont have MTV so get your facts right. Lorradyx.

[carpet9999999999]

lol i swear down he sounds just like hicks too, who was born first? the other stole the voice

[mazhas08]

hes really an asshole

[EmoticonProductions]

XD he didnt steal from hicks...Leary owns hicks...

[mustaine14]

Fuck Denis Leary.

[EscapeNewJersey]

I found the best way to attract an asshole!

Just drive in downtown Boston in the middle of July during rush hour in a rented van with Flordia plates!!!

I found that works quite well!!!

[SaoMir1]

I'm an asshole (the song, not me) was sung by him but he lost the beuatiful voice that he once had. Its a great song.

i sung it at my high school graduation ceremony-uncensored.

I'm really an asshole.

[p8ntballjoe]

Fuck bill hicks. This guy is 100 times funnier.

[viskey1]

You fucking asshole i have tryed this 3 times

and it doesn't work! asshole!!!!!

[mazhas08]

chain messages like thisone never works, just a waste of time.

[funboy7979]

Bill Hicks was a genius. Leary was just smart enough to steal his act. End of story.

[nisenhyakuyonjuroku]

amen! Bill was the BEST! everybody steals from him, even tonite, carlos mencia's new special had some material, if you listen closely, sounds like he misses the old boy, & i miss him too...

(gays in the military, the 'war',...)

[acclimation]

this piece of shit stole Bill Hick's act days after Bill Hick's death! rot in hell, Leary, you worthless shill!!!!!

[lorradyx]

Did he?? What material did he steal? I have watched Bill Hicks and dont recall hearing anything similar to Denis's material.

[suitepee22]

It's very well documented and evident that Leary stole from Hicks. Don't be ignorant

[lorradyx]

SUITEPEE-

There is no need to be so god damn rude to me. I am NOT ignorant!!! I think you need to look at yourself before you make comments like that?!

[suitepee22]

I thought it was ignorant to judge things when you don't have all the information....is this not so??

I look at myself every morning when I brush my teeth. I don't see the relevance.

[lorradyx]

SUITEPEE22-

Once again, I am not ignorant. I am perfectly aware of Bill Hicks and his comedy. I like him very much too. There are only so many topics/issues that comedians can joke about, so theres bound to be similarities between them. I have noticed it loads of times with other comedians. Please dont think you are above me. I assure you that you are not.

[tegenalex]

Funny as fuck but then i am a headcase (still funny though0

[Shumindalf]

I thought it was funny

[croffsterbc]

isn't that song "im an asshole'?

[croffsterbc]

isn't that song "im an asshole'?

[translucentorb]

I'm a plagerizer-erer!!!!!!!!

fuck Dennis Leary, fucking Hack.

[musicman38]

Hey Heimlich! I'll tell you why Leary's one of the biggest comedians in America.. drumroll..cos he's in fuckin America.

Last funny thing to come out of America Bill Hicks.Thanks and goodnight and the only media I read is the Times not the National flippin Enquirer.

[0xHalfpintx0]

Thats because all his bloody material is from Bill Hicks!!!

[LordHienrich]

Read the replies all I heard was Bill Hicks sucked. In fact I never even heard of the guy until you brought it up

[musicman38]

Fair enough bit touchy on the Bill Hicks subject.Lol

[saprissa30]

@LordHienrich yeah fucking idiot punk fan boy asshole

you defend leary but all the people with brain know this

Bill Hicks + Fred = deNis lEary

denis is pathetic and every who knows a little bit about comedy

understand maybe you not

dennis is bad copy of BILL HICKS

it doesn't matter if you fan boys don't face it

denis = LOSER

[LordHienrich]

@saprissa30 the momment you start calling someone names you already lost. try making a point without insulting someone and were in my comment was I defending Denis Leary?...... i said i never heard of Bill Hicks..... how is that defending Leary? plz go back to school and learn how to read.

[musicman38]

Once again you ignoramus Americans. Leary aint shit..Hicks is the man,always was, always will be.

Why don't you go and kill some more brown people in a far off country...

[DoJapan]

True dat, Leary is just an angry mainstream piece of shit. People don't know how to appreciate real talent, they just guzzle down what ever the mainstream puts in their can.

[ashland1977]

Bill Hicks and Leary may have had similar material but the cold hard fact is that Hicks sucked and now he's Dead and Leary is a hell of a lot better and your whining and anger only makes me laugh. Cry me a river. Just shows that with great material Hicks still sucked. He had the passion of an apathetic stiff on valium.

[Jarek4]

exactly

[iainshields]

Die in a fire you hillbilly piece of shite.

[mutegrab666]

I agree whole heartedly. Denis leary is funny, while Hicks just plain sucked.

[translucentorb]

Dennis Leary is funny... yet Bill Hicks Sucks, even though Bill Hicks wrote the majority of Dennis Leary's material.

whatever, thats just fucking wrong.

[musicman38]

yep!

[thel00k0uts]

dude.

honestly, he doesnt give a shit cuz he's a asshole.

and nobody else cares either.

[musicman38]

Hey man now I don't care...That dude Denis Leary been ripping off shit since back in the day all the smoking,voiceboxes,Elvis,Jim Fixx,Assassinations,"whinin maggots"

all ripped off and that is the stone cold truth and the muthafuckin case closed and blast welded shut..and fishhead now you just run along and be watching some Jay Leno re-runs..

[sleesher]

As Denis Leary says... Shut The Fuck Up!!!

[DoJapan]

Leary is a fucking punk ass bitch. No respect.

[musicman38]

hey fishbreadth or whassever your muthafuckin name is bout slit my wrists why don't you go back to your trailer park and watch your Leary DVDs

[LordHienrich]

Hey asshole life sucks join the fucking club and shut the fuck up. Dont feel hurt because your Idle sucks and ours rocks. Oh and if Denis sucks why is he one of the biggest comideans in Fucking America you po dunk peice of shit

[PlanB198]

my all tine favorite stabdup

[musicman38]

Hey muthafucka !

Can't you read I said case closed..I aint even heard of that Carlos dude..now that case closed on Bill Hicks vs No talent rip-off Leary

[fishdeathisftw]

dumbass he wasnt talken about case closed he was mentioning carlos mencia steals jokes from people you fucking worthless peice of shit go slit your wrists

[JC85cap]

hater

[meowmix186]

Shut The Fuck Up about Denis Stealing Hicks Material. This was back in 1991 & people to this day Complain about it? If you want to Complain about something THAT bad, how about you talk shit about Carlos Mencia, now THATS a Thief & HES CURRENT.

[musicman38]

For Leary read "Bill Hicks ripping off unfunny joke telling shouting same old shit, ginger hair having unfunny muthafucka" and pls no more comments..case closed.

[mousiemul]

hes defo coked to the gills

[sta1nlesssteel]

Boohoo leary ripped hicks off, i cant hear it anymore.

Get a fucking life man we know all the drama about it already.

Leary is still fucking funny, as was hicks. Give it a rest.

[Dylmeech]

i love how insane he is...

He's pretty original lol..... IM AN ASSHOLEOLYOLYOLOYLOYLOLYOLYOLY­OL

[crash669]

original in the sense that his enitre act is a rip off of Bill Hicks...

[boysinblack]

Bs link me bitch

[cqyuesefu]

is he on coke all the time?

[RebeLtoSpartan117]

i don't know, the audience is way to quiet. i know i'd be laughin my ass of if i was there.

[thecurehits]

i have "THE CURE"... u know!

[pur4forlyphe]

The cure for cancer is vitamin B 17

[funkpwr]

nooo! vitamin b isnt the cure u roach

[pur4forlyphe]

Lol it is just research it u ROACH???

[LordHienrich]

Who gives shit if there is a cure for cancer or not people still smoke because like Denis Leiry people just fucking love to smoke

[QueenOfTheRandom]

I love his voice! ^_^

[LordHienrich]

I hear you. He has a cool fucking voice

[iainshields]

Joke theif.

[LordHienrich]

If your so pissed at people stealling other peoples shit look at the fucking media you fucking asshole

[tylergirly]

this is amazing.

denis is hawt.

beautiful.

[reaper0111]

Great show!

[Mojorizzin]

I used to like this dude till I seen him sucking nuts on the name calling bandwagon about "conspiracy theorists" on cnn. He's a tool.

[Samwise1503]

he's right, he is a right fucking asshole

[sh97]

Right. I assume this was last week when they also found the cure for HIV/AIDS?! o_O

[Joverdorff]

"Arf, Arf-Arf, Arf-Arf, Arf-Arf" XD

[FluffleNeCharka]

Best. Song. EVER!

[foxyroxytm]

I'd love to have a funny husband like him, what a lucky lady!

[oly355]

this is the most listenable version :P

[IAMTHELAW2005]

wow he is a great live act

[epiphoneguy547]

What a great song. Its so true about everything he says. I love it.lol Why did he make this song anyways?

[pnuttigris]

Maybe becuase it's true? That would be the logical answer.

[renegaderj8]

i'm an assholeeeeee

[Zayin666]

Best song ever! :)

Well.. one of the funiest anyways!