Fry and Laurie are that rare thing- they don't have you loudly laughing all the way through; in this sketch, quite the opposite. But you hang on to every dazzling twist of language, and by god it's mesmerising..
We'd rather have seen Nigella Lawson as Britain's chef,she had a great body,low cut blouses and skirts so bending down under the oven was a frolic for the fans at home.
fry playing with mediums like television and radio is so subversive, mostly due to his ability to pass as part of the Establishment, and to appear above suspicion... until he decides to let you in on the secret.
no no, i'm talking clinical here. stephen disappeared to belgium or something hoping to kill himself. hugh said he took part in a rally car thing and said that he felt bored as cars were crashing into him.
@neomp5 I'm well aware of this but despite their genius I think it quite hyperbolic to say that they're the ONLY ones to do so, I've seen tons of comedy in which such dark topics are tackled by people clinically suffering from the issues they have to deal with. They are brilliant but let's not be silly about it. :)
Love Fry and Laurie to bits, but I thought this last series was awful! Embarrassing! I remember watching that opening " grey and hopeless " sketch at the time and loving it - it was quite dark, well written and well acted, but then that was it! The rest of it was dreadful, and the studio guest stuff was annoying. I think they ran out of steam.
Stephen's ability to maintain a scowl in the last few seconds of this sketch is brilliant. Try going from the cheery, audience-pleasing shininess of "tonight's theme is...", to the hating sneer of "themes...what good are they?" yourself and see what happens. Your face will break in two before you manage to stop yourself from laughing.
I am very short of head hair too,,but GOD am i a love machine,,hehehehehehnot really,,,well,,yes i am in fact a loove machine,,but not just a machine,,a supermachine,,like the net,,supercomputer,,that's me man,,the women fight for my delight,i can rock an roll with so much soul,,,,,,,jeesus i must get off crack man,hehehe,,lost the plot again,,but trust me on this,,I am a sex god to all women,,that have never met me.
The women i have had man,,wow,,not one it ten years,,but i am gay so who cares
Great stuff and this was season 4! Who says the best is behind them? Come on chaps, you can still rustle up great comedy now you're both past the mid-life crisis stage. We need A Lot of F&L!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bible predicts the way the world is now. Read Daniel, Ezekiel, and Revelations in the King James Bible. Be of good cheer, because God's prophecy is coming to fulfillment and Christ will return soon as He promised.
"politicians are so feeble-minded and gutless you cant even hate them" what a great line. Reminds me of GW Bush, who looks so much like a confused chimp that you kind of pity him.
He didn't have to sound like an uneducated halfwit; he could have typed it into Google and figured it out. Cockmaster. I despair for humanity while reading some of the responses on youtube. Then I realise - with an 's' you cocking philistines) - that I'm wasting time in the most inane way imaginable.
It is interesting that you consider the -ize spelling to be indicative of Philistinism, as it is, in fact, recommended by several sources, the OED and Fowler among them, that could only be considered to be at opposite extreme.
As an aside, I must admit that how any of this discussion relates to the rearers of game-cocks is entirely beyond my grasp. Perhaps you would be so kind as to enlighten us?
This is what I call two GENIUS!
valenwk 2 weeks ago
This is me everday haha.
gabumonfanclubx 1 month ago
Hahaha, Fry at the end!
andytom2495 2 months ago 2
The first part of the sketch made me proud and moved me at the same time.
I suffer from mental disorders and to see these very talented enternainers
skillfully etch their own struggles with their mental disorders in
a comedy show is deeply inspiring to me and makes me very proud of them.
God bless Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie.
LiliMonoe 3 months ago
This is actually so terribly depressing.
KetOoKa889 3 months ago
Hugh is adorable when he says hi.
8thPrincessofHeart1 5 months ago
Stephen has a Moment Of Jeeves at 2:00.
Gorboduc 5 months ago
*HI*
SelfEpidemic 5 months ago
the subject of my coment is...........coments.
georrodi 7 months ago
3:28
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ConnorFGuitar 7 months ago
I want three loving goldfish.
Kittyrebeccalai 7 months ago 3
Just leave it to Fry and Laurie to make you feel grim and then amuse you back to your jolly old self. Priceless :D
cdelya3 7 months ago 3
John Bird and Stephen Fry together it's like Absolute Power
lindasapsford 8 months ago 2
That's not Dodger that's Snipper!
SuperBobster10 8 months ago
this has made me very depressed
filthmonger172 8 months ago
I've found someone that's even more sarcastic than Hugh Laurie, if that's possible.
The man is Stephen Fry.
He should appear in House MD in that last season...
keyblok 8 months ago 4
12 people's lives are grey and hopeless
everest001 9 months ago
This is still relevant
bareakon 9 months ago 9
Fry and Laurie are that rare thing- they don't have you loudly laughing all the way through; in this sketch, quite the opposite. But you hang on to every dazzling twist of language, and by god it's mesmerising..
ThrivingFire 10 months ago 14
i just love how steven's eyebrows drop down at 3.15
chocchipfox 11 months ago
i read that both of them were near suicidally depressed in the period before this. it's amazing that they can channel that into comedy
neomp5 11 months ago 9
Just amazing! How that girl kept such a straight face with Hugh all up in her face is just beyond me.
o0FallenAngel0o 1 year ago 8
we're shagged! we're absolutely shagged!
theunhappyhours 1 year ago 5
"... but doesn't." :(
LuRawen 1 year ago
read the top comments like 4 times and it still couldn't prepare me for his face at the end XD
vegaaoc 1 year ago 2
My word 5.17 is just fantastic!
canninghaggard 1 year ago
Hi, Hugh! :D
CanaryKeeper 1 year ago 5
Now we know 12 wankers who have no inclination towards dry wit and subtle humour
rogeredtabbit 1 year ago 3
Hugh's upper lip is just pricelessly amusing, have you ever noticed?
EmmyNeander 1 year ago 4
"Hi" Hugh laurie is so adorable!
Centuria13 1 year ago 11
I can't help seeing House shine through in this performance. More than any other of Hugh Laurie's earlier work.
Especially the pronunciation of "mean" in "what does it mean?"
1337melee 1 year ago
3:28 had me laughing like a lunatic
livvyxo 1 year ago
jesus
ElianaDaizee 1 year ago 6
3:42 - what timing!
Lad303 1 year ago 3
We'd rather have seen Nigella Lawson as Britain's chef,she had a great body,low cut blouses and skirts so bending down under the oven was a frolic for the fans at home.
RasMajnouni 1 year ago
fry playing with mediums like television and radio is so subversive, mostly due to his ability to pass as part of the Establishment, and to appear above suspicion... until he decides to let you in on the secret.
MrTonyInchpractice 1 year ago 6
@MrTonyInchpractice I love your username :)
kafata1 1 year ago
@kafata1 your's aint no sack o' shit, either... i imagine we're at a urinals.
MrTonyInchpractice 1 year ago
I keep on going back to 3:35 - classic abofal :D
londonthistle 1 year ago 3
Tonight's theme is
*SCOWL*
THEMES! WHAT GOOD ARE THEY?
DragonSpinner61 1 year ago 5
these must be the first comedians to let their clinical depression actually directly feed their comedy.
neomp5 1 year ago 37
@neomp5 Are you serious? by nature most people in the entertainment business create in order to deal with their issues.
Wheelsgr 1 month ago
@Wheelsgr
no no, i'm talking clinical here. stephen disappeared to belgium or something hoping to kill himself. hugh said he took part in a rally car thing and said that he felt bored as cars were crashing into him.
neomp5 1 month ago
@neomp5 I'm well aware of this but despite their genius I think it quite hyperbolic to say that they're the ONLY ones to do so, I've seen tons of comedy in which such dark topics are tackled by people clinically suffering from the issues they have to deal with. They are brilliant but let's not be silly about it. :)
Wheelsgr 1 month ago
@neomp5 a clinical depression, thats a nice one.
Yesandsowhut 2 weeks ago
JESUS. AND THIS WAS 20 YEARS AGO AND IN BRTIAN.
mrdouchefags 1 year ago 6
OMG that's exactly how i feel about the world today
am i the only one who thinks mbe something needs to change?
Emrald70 1 year ago 4
All my life, I've wanted to be an amateur professional.
JFMello1116 1 year ago 10
Hi!
Trecool1001 1 year ago
lol 5:26, wouldnt mind being that close to hugh ;)
layDbugsandhuricanes 1 year ago 6
lol stephen looks SCARY at the end :)
ultraviolet128 1 year ago
I'd be honoured to attend one of Fry and Laurie's Twiglets and condoms parties.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago 5
Both are great actors!!
soaresnezinha 1 year ago 4
"It's either 'Good evening ladies and gentlemen!' or 'Hi!'" LOL
lennic95 1 year ago 5
wow...I've never seen them so emo!
I love you all!
katelynna10000 2 years ago 3
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@katelynna10000 what a stupid comment. so american...
everyoneSalegend 1 year ago
"policians are so feebel-minded and gutless you can't even hate them."
love that
MisaMumintroll 2 years ago 44
I love the sketch but frankly Fry's change of expression five seconds from the end is golden, steals the show ;)
JapeUK 2 years ago 14
I totally agree.
gamagenin 2 years ago
you smile at someone in the street. You're either knifed in the kidney or up in court for rape! hahaha they are adorable
piaaguilos 2 years ago 15
love Hugh's very obvious stare @ 5:25
DragonSporks 2 years ago 10
Where shagged, where absolutly shagged !
lucke001 2 years ago 8
themes, what good are they?
best change of expression ever!!
kstarquasar1 2 years ago 8
"Three loving goldfish" LMAO!
Keisari70 2 years ago 18
at 2:51 you can see Hugh is loosing hair on the top of his head... weird... I thought he had quite a lot of hair...
ewaali 2 years ago
No he doesn't! Check out his guest appearance on Saturday Night Live in '08.
One could land a helicopter on his bald spot.
(Sorry Hugh! Love you!)
ThomasD1962 2 years ago 4
Love Fry and Laurie to bits, but I thought this last series was awful! Embarrassing! I remember watching that opening " grey and hopeless " sketch at the time and loving it - it was quite dark, well written and well acted, but then that was it! The rest of it was dreadful, and the studio guest stuff was annoying. I think they ran out of steam.
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VenusInRetrograde 2 years ago
Themes. What good are they?
HAHAHA!
wingedhamham 2 years ago 7
"You've got a lovely wife - well, you've got a wife..."
LOL!!!
dm3588 2 years ago 17
This must have been a response to,
"Okay lads, you're on BBC1 now. So let's brighten things up. Bring on some guest stars. Jazz up the format a little., you know?"
And so they quite rightly spent the first 3 minutes telling them to go fuck themselves.
TheConciseStatement 2 years ago 18
for some reason i still laugh every time Stephen say "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" with accentuated finger-quotes...
artvandelay13 2 years ago 9
It took me a while to realize where I'd seen the guy guest before...he was on an episode of Yes Minister!!
eskinol1 2 years ago 2
I love how they say m'colleague, I can never seem to say it the way they do...
JerryKitich 2 years ago 18
The best one was "Hugh t'm'knowledge"!
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You can see the House actor here briefly.
Traininghopper 2 years ago
thats a fairly stupid comment
uniden999 2 years ago 5
Hopper was making a sarcastic joke, you know guys ._. lol he wasn't being dumb
FallenAngelBA 2 years ago
OMG! Hugh and a puppy!!!
matgunter 2 years ago 20
three loving goldfish XD
whatdoicarehuh 2 years ago 12
roflmfao his face when he says "Themes: what good are they?"
toReasonWhy 2 years ago 135
Stephen's ability to maintain a scowl in the last few seconds of this sketch is brilliant. Try going from the cheery, audience-pleasing shininess of "tonight's theme is...", to the hating sneer of "themes...what good are they?" yourself and see what happens. Your face will break in two before you manage to stop yourself from laughing.
lordhaku 2 years ago 110
"I swear...he's going to meet himself having breakfast one day."
I love how Stephen Fry can use language sooo well!
schweitzer006325 2 years ago 24
"Just a... just 'hi'."
"Jesus."
HAHAHA
WillWivell 2 years ago 17
Hear, hear!
What a classic moment.
And Stephen's expression is fantastic at the same time.
schweitzer006325 2 years ago 10
That's quite a tie Hugh has.
Enright9591 2 years ago 7
That is the tie of a grey and hopeless man.
thepet3r 2 years ago 22
mi welcome is just a bit of the old hi
just a..just hi
lol
love his facial expression
elephanttif 2 years ago 3
I love how Fry says "m'collegue"!
CMalburn 2 years ago 8
I was just thinking that lol!! love it!! x
xxCandyFlossyxx 2 years ago
...and "m'nurse" in the hospital sketches...
CMalburn 2 years ago
The politicians are so feeble-minded and gutless you can't even hate them...Love it!
PhylNotCharles 2 years ago 6
D'you think the dog was the same one they used for 'snipper'?
crazypianolady 2 years ago 2
the way stephen looks at Dodger the dog is extremely adorable.
callpolice999 2 years ago
Stephen Fry is always adorable!
PhylNotCharles 2 years ago 4
tonights theme is themes: what good are they
epic
ladyknight1991 3 years ago 3
Hhah I love the dramatic camera angle too.
crazypianolady 2 years ago
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I am very short of head hair too,,but GOD am i a love machine,,hehehehehehnot really,,,well,,yes i am in fact a loove machine,,but not just a machine,,a supermachine,,like the net,,supercomputer,,that's me man,,the women fight for my delight,i can rock an roll with so much soul,,,,,,,jeesus i must get off crack man,hehehe,,lost the plot again,,but trust me on this,,I am a sex god to all women,,that have never met me.
The women i have had man,,wow,,not one it ten years,,but i am gay so who cares
polompon1 3 years ago
haha i love hughs funny look when he said: "hi!"
lucke001 3 years ago 6
lol "themes... what good are they?"
artvandelay13 3 years ago 3
Great stuff and this was season 4! Who says the best is behind them? Come on chaps, you can still rustle up great comedy now you're both past the mid-life crisis stage. We need A Lot of F&L!
sjoes 3 years ago 6
Let's start an international movement with that title
unijade 2 years ago 5
To coax them into doing comedy again together? I'm with you!
sjoes 2 years ago 5
man hugh laurie looks so different here.
julymami3 3 years ago
thir body language always makes it twise as funny ahhh
ricmoz 3 years ago 5
Hugh is soooooooo cute at 3:38 when he said hi ^^
lucke001 3 years ago 11
hi!
zippoyay 3 years ago 5
Laurie showing off his bald patch there.
:)
EgolandTed 3 years ago 5
he was so young to have a bald patch.....
:(
gowin15 3 years ago
yeah, i feel truly bad for the poor chap.
Ill be getting one soon im sure :(
EgolandTed 3 years ago
Oh who cares? He is still lovely. Besides, some of the sexiest men out there are far balder ;}
JenniLeigh81 3 years ago 7
Like who??
EgolandTed 3 years ago
Colin Mochrie
Iluveryanstiles 3 years ago 11
Silly question, really. XD
LiekaQueenofDarkness 3 years ago
I like that ma collig and I!
lennic95 3 years ago
M'Colleague
LittleBoiFen 3 years ago 8
I love his tie~
Hugh Laurie is amazing.
Cheshirecatmeow1 3 years ago 2
wow. this is sooo something house would so say...but sadly he would mean it.
tutudragon15 3 years ago
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he really looks like house, even though its like more than 20 years from this point
tutudragon15 3 years ago
@tutudragon15 This was the 1990s.
KungfuCow5 7 months ago
It's frigging useless innit? Hahaha, I'm going to use that from now on.
SharksKid 3 years ago 2
Hugh Laurie is cute when he says "Hi !" :-)
Vethalyn 3 years ago 6
You smile at someone in the street you're either knifed in the kidneys or up in the court for rape LOL :))
scandowegianpean 3 years ago 3
I didn't like them having guests. Series one and two were brilliant, after that.....
Zorg2006 3 years ago
i actually preferred series 3 & 4. didn't like the guests but loved how they addressed the audience directly
CountDRox 3 years ago
They did that in series 1 and 2, in some sketches.
Zorg2006 3 years ago
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Ocky22 3 years ago
ROFL
LoneFerret 3 years ago
i love hugh laurie's tie..
saefire 3 years ago 3
☺
xNikkaX3 3 years ago
Tonight's theme is
Themes: What good are they?
xninjajjx 3 years ago 5
Haha that's just brilliant!
eldoraden 3 years ago
ok that's it!!! I'm jealous of a dog now!!! How useless am I?
atisenif 3 years ago
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GAY :P
jh3496 3 years ago
omfg absolute genius
stevolution666 3 years ago
this is fry's classic blend of intellectual banter and side-splitting comedy.
polemicbear 3 years ago 4
The grey and hopeless speech really does sum up my view on the world.
ADyingFaith 3 years ago 7
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Bible predicts the way the world is now. Read Daniel, Ezekiel, and Revelations in the King James Bible. Be of good cheer, because God's prophecy is coming to fulfillment and Christ will return soon as He promised.
MentorOfMinos 3 years ago
freak
BiffExploder 3 years ago 2
Hmm... you could cut the laugh track from the first half and it would be totally different.
Christ... the chamera man screwed up 2:52- probably shouldn't have had the thin spot in hugh's hair dead center in the scene.
Bojack727 3 years ago
If I were a man I would probabaly have been frustrated with such a bald spot, but Hugh is one of the few man who could pull that off.
CF1975 3 years ago 3
It's not a laughter track it was filmed in front of an audience at the BBC TV centre.
Pamultimate 3 years ago 7
i'd LOVE to be Jane Booker from 5:17 - 5:29!!! :D
UnfoldingWings 3 years ago 7
dodger is half retriever and half retriever. Bahahaha!!
fallingstar7 3 years ago 6
makes you think...
kaiserschon 3 years ago 3
You smile at someone in the street, you're either knifed in the kidneys or up in court for rape.
arabiannights10 3 years ago 14
well...things were hopeless then, things are worse now. But sports is still fun.
hbanana7 3 years ago 2
There is so much drama in this sketch...
Steedrider 3 years ago
"politicians are so feeble-minded and gutless you cant even hate them" what a great line. Reminds me of GW Bush, who looks so much like a confused chimp that you kind of pity him.
mixitgood 3 years ago 10
I was going to comment on this exact phrase. Brilliant!
fitnamovie 3 years ago
"You've got a loving wife -- well, a wife"
zerosis 3 years ago 5
lovely not loving..thought i'd point that out...
becksdude 3 years ago 3
Hugh Laurie with a puppy? That has to be THE CUTEST thing ever =D
WearingSunglasses 3 years ago 11
Hugh Laurie with a puppy? That has to be THE CUTEST thing ever =D
WearingSunglasses 3 years ago 2
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of course, the english spelling is "Gray"
heliogabalus227 4 years ago
The English spelling is "Grey"
ButcheredEntrails 4 years ago 15
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What an idiot.
doctorcropcircles 3 years ago
"look at you, you've got a lovely wife....well, you've got a wife...and three loving goldfish"
Heehee thanks for this clip x
filmreelgoblin2006 4 years ago 4
Who cares! It's Hugh with a puppy! The world is good again!
electrogeek77 4 years ago 17
lol I love how Stephen does the air quotes at 3:52
rory215 4 years ago 6
cook, father of nine, cook and amateur chef.. :)
Kebabsvein 4 years ago
when hugh laurie is talking about the world being grey and hopeless he is talking the truth
chrispets357 4 years ago 5
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Gray is spelled with an A not an E
jeff22003 4 years ago
lol it depends where you're from
procrastinating2007 4 years ago 8
Only the USA. In the UK, where this sketch originates, we do spell it with an 'E'
PuissantAlgernon 4 years ago 11
He didn't have to sound like an uneducated halfwit; he could have typed it into Google and figured it out. Cockmaster. I despair for humanity while reading some of the responses on youtube. Then I realise - with an 's' you cocking philistines) - that I'm wasting time in the most inane way imaginable.
Freakshadow 4 years ago 10
It is interesting that you consider the -ize spelling to be indicative of Philistinism, as it is, in fact, recommended by several sources, the OED and Fowler among them, that could only be considered to be at opposite extreme.
As an aside, I must admit that how any of this discussion relates to the rearers of game-cocks is entirely beyond my grasp. Perhaps you would be so kind as to enlighten us?
williamager 4 years ago 3