Curb Your Enthusiasm - Stand Up

[ElohimPenemue]

Larry David is a better Stand Up Comedian than Jerry Seinfeld, I compare Larry to Norm Macdonald & Gary Shandling...his comedic style is uncanny,not only is he an amazing writer,he's an ever better Stand Up performer,he should go on tour,he would absolutely Kill!....

[nzilempe]

it looks like Susie Greene watched this video 35 times

[phrygian3rd]

Jerry Seinfeld -- Larry David, same fuckin' person!!! Hello?!!!...

[thepantstent]

to the people that disliked this, YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!

[KutWrite]

The real genius behind the Seinfeld show.

Notice that Seinfeld has done nothing before or after the show David wrote & produced.

[brendanwm814]

@KutWrite I agree completely but to be fair Seinfeld wrote a couple seasons on his own.

[MrGermanVermin]

The new season is fantastic

[MsMarc1234]

I searched for Larry David Posse

[StanleyKu]

Genius man! The posse skit is awesome!

[RussianAssassin21]

haha Paul F Tompkins!

[Tmants5654]

answering machine posse joke. Amazing.

[StanleyKu]

@Tmants5654 Yes it is!! ha ha

[Tmants5654]

My Jonas!

[darkknight07100]

"I went over to the Red Barn, nobody was there!"

[irishrocker1125]

BLOWJOBS!!!??? FROM A JEWISH WOMAN!!???

[BobbyD167]

This guy invented Seinfeld. The greatest show ever. And then he invented another show. The second greatest of all time. AFTER he turned 40.

[ELBAGGADOUCHIO]

"The Table Read" -( 2nd to the last episode of 'Curb' season 7) , "The Carpool Lane" and "Wandering Bear" (both from Season 4) , The man is a genius .

[tbone1337]

One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians - hahaha, fuckin brilliant.

[FGN123]

"I'll tell you something about good-looking people...we're not well liked."

[rwtj01]

i need to find more of larry's stand up material

[pinoi78]

I'd pay good money to see Larry perform live.

[butchermachine]

Comedic genius... nothing less.

[theatlantisrise]

"May I use the familiar tu form? I feel like going for usted is a little too formal..." GENIUS!

[emu314159]

wow, MF really is the jedi master. They say they based George Constanza on his personality, and while i can see that, you have the entirety of the seinfeld character encapsulated in his standup. Not to take anything away from seinfeld's standup, they're obviously kindred spirits. But damn, the talent.

[guitarfocus]

if you're not laughin' it's because you don't get it

[TweekDash]

@guitarfocus What a stupid thing to say.

[guitarfocus]

@TweekDash

and what are you? YouTube Police officer in bald mission to stop comments that seem stupid to you? well, you do seem pretty stupid to me. maybe because you're a moron, but i'm not quite sure.

[TweekDash]

@guitarfocus I'm stupid because i'm a moron? Good argument :)

[guitarfocus]

@TweekDash

i rest my case

[TweekDash]

@guitarfocus Sit down boy.

[guitarfocus]

@TweekDash

shut up, girl/boy/whatever.

[TweekDash]

@guitarfocus You're an intolerant sub-human scum that needs to be eradicated. Earth was not intended for the likes of you.

[guitarfocus]

@TweekDash

and therefore ...i don't care!

[TweekDash]

@guitarfocus That didn't make sense. Stop posting.

[bostonewyork1]

mediocre at best

[NorwegianGodofRock69]

@bostonewyork1 it's ok, he had a day job writing "only" the biggest sitcom ever.

[WhyYouStealMyName]

He looks funny but his words ain't.

[numbersabcdefg]

3:19

[keegbomb]

I would rather listen to Larry David in hell than have to listen to some bullshit born again christian.

[tjbayliss]

@SeeYouEnTea666 Who cares if he made fun of Christianity.

Nobody would care if a comedian made fun of the Harry Potter, or Frodo Baggins, or The Easter Bunny.

Just because some weak minded and badly educated people believe in some hilarious fictional book from thousands of years ago doesn't mean you can't take the piss out of it!

If anything that means people should take the piss out of it more often!

[OutlawRepresent]

@tjbayliss denzel washington would cut your hands off if he read this

[adamk4747]

i am obsessed with larry davids mine and logic. He really is a genious on a whole other level. However his stand up is not very good.

[loftybutcontrite]

"Vhere is the Rabbit???!!" (Hitler voice) lmao! Larry's a riot.

[greenbayandtottenham]

@SeeYouEnTea666 Are people still mad about the urine thing? He mocks every religion on the show. As someone who (poorly) practices Judaism and is good friends with Christians, noone is seriously offended that has any sense of humour at all.

[Minta]

The Jonas Salk sketch is my favourite. I too have a problem with fanatics by the way, of any religion. I have more of a problem with thick bastards who leave comments on YouTube videos for no reason complaining about their views. As an atheist, am I allowed to be offended by people discussing religion? Apparently not, I'm the "bad guy"...

[franksgv626]

"whvere is the vrabbit! you wvell tell me whvere the vrabbit is!!"

[DD463709]

he rehearses and just doesnt make it up off the top of his head.come on

[scottevill]

@DD463709 for the stand up maybe not, although his show Curb Your Enthusiasm had no script, the actors knew what had to eventually happen in the scene but all dialogue was improvised because everyone on the show was a comedian, when they're laughing in the show they're laughing for real.

[GordonMorrice]

Infinite humour in this guy's head.

[Quaveel]

He doesn't prepare for stand up.....he does it off the top off his head

[guitargamery]

@Quaveel yes man!! but i really love him watching the 6 seasons all the way in 3 weeks...he is really something!! he is that kind of person that will be a standart type of comedian for a long time, i think he´s Genius, Period. ( in that matter of course) have a great year guys!!!

[davymgaunt]

I love Larry David and all who sail in him but he's a fucking awful stand up! Terribly, terribly unfunny!

[edwards21416]

i never laughed once not even a smirk i dont get American's that think this is funny

[siggem]

@edwards21416 Not only americans mate. People from the whole world thinks he's funny.

[scottevill]

@edwards21416 That is because you do not have a sense of humor.

[edwards21416]

is tis supposed to be funny the crowd got riped off 

[RllyCuckoo]

"HE'S MINE I LOVE HIM! MY JONAS!"

[jsw52888]

haha one thing about hitler i admire is he wouldnt take any shit from magicians

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@SeeYouEnTea666 Sure its comedy but dont pretend for a second that he didnt know he was making fun of christianity. He would not have done that shit to judaism or islam. What bothers us is people like you can never admit that simple fact. He is still fucking hilarious though and i wont stop watching because of one episode. PS How the hell should christians take it? He is pissing on our savior that shit wasnt funny and he wouldnt do it to any other religion.

[coka5841]

this dude stole woody allen's schtick...and put a LA spin on it

[seriousguynogames3]

@coka5841 Larry's from New York, dude.

[galbraith6]

I always loved his humour, but for some reason, I just don't think it translates well into stand up.

[WizardPlayHD]

Weird how Jerry Seinfeld talked like his producer Larry David.

[ptw632]

AWESOME video. I enjoyed it a lot.

[flycentro123]

@SeeYouEnTea666 I get your point and honestly dont think you are a jerk or out of line... like I said I love Larry and his humour, just have always liked how both sides were presented,, think of the abortion episode of Seinfeld,,it was pure genius and both sides were amused...thats all...good debate though :-)

[flycentro123]

@SeeYouEnTea666 the importan words in your comment were that they were going to show an episode of Muhammed, but didnt mention that they backed away because of pressure from Muslim groups,,, when Christians protest they love it that theyve rattled us...

[flycentro123]

@SeeYouEnTea666 I guess my point is that not everybody is a fanatic, they just are the ones the media displays. Most are good people who will never voice their discontent. I love Larry David and love his humour, I just thought he was far too brilliant that this was the best he could come up with when trying to deal with religion and make it funny, his humour is usually universal, but this was only for those who hate in your own words religous fanatics..

[flycentro123]

@SeeYouEnTea666 You are missing the point moron, the only they make fun of is Jesus,, south park, family guy, Kathy Griffin have declared open season on Him and its getting really old really fast. They wont make fun of Allah because they know they could get killed, but they know most Christians turn the other cheek and they let the insults fly. If you are so blind to see than stop responding, but tell me the last time you heard someone say a cuss word using another religous figure inthe word

[flycentro123]

@SeeYouEnTea666 no I read your post dickhead and Im not a religious nut, im just sick of people being two faced about it when it comes to religion and the fact that it does mean something special to some people means its fair game, why didnt Larry David use Allah for the joke? hmmm,,, oh its only funny in Hollywood if you are making fun of Jesus... your an idiot..

[flycentro123]

@SeeYouEnTea666 you honestly cant see how throwing urine on a picture of someone a lot of people look on as their Saviour? Hmm,, interesting,, think about someone you care about , your mom or dad, brother, grandma, then get a picture of them and place it near a urinal so your friends can pee on it... what a moron..

[sarahlarry17]

''crazy old julius caesar'' cracked me up

[sturmraist50]

Where is the rabbit!

[aloony2]

He's not even funny.. what a load of crap..

[Hairsprayxoxoful]

@aloony2 He is funny!

[djangledoobledangus]

But this is what happens when you run out of nothing.

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

Magician joke is a classic!

[VampolkaXL]

One of the best american comedians by far

[jlafferty23]

he is awesome!

[MickChapman1986]

This guy is so amazing!

[Outrun37]

I've watched this over and over just for the "where is the rabbit" bit

[lonelygnome1]

...this is what happens when you run out of nothing..

[jezrussia]

I LOVE LARRY DAVID

[BumDavisCT3]

ejackalet?

Ejaculate.

ejackalit??

[eyecontactleadsto]

It's a shame that the special is actually not a real return to stand up because Larry is fantastic (even though he has said how much he genuinely hated performing in his early years).

The Hitler bit is so great!

WHERE IS THE RABBIT!?

[tennisbrushcommando]

@wollymolly his comedy is similar to jerry seinfeld because most of seinfleds jokes from the seinfeld show are larry davids... after all he is co creator/writer and was the producer of said show.......

[zombieboy9x3]

vhera ish th vabbit!!! you vill tell me vhera sa vabbit ish NOAA!!!!! lmao.

[mauriceh01]

haha LD is the best. he is who he is, every time whether you like it or not, LD is just the guy that he is lol He got that George Steinbrenner thing going... he played Steinbrenner in all the Seinfeld episodes. I love LD like a fathah he's the best. being from Brooklyn, i can relate to his and Jerry Seinfelds stuff.

[aquilerian]

I'm glad he pissed on jesus, piss off the christian lunatics.

[charlo52605]

lol yea that was great

[wollymolly]

Larry's observational comedy is quite similar to Jerry Seinfeld. Interesting. Both guys are legends.

[NLemieux27]

alexander got his role perfectly

[danutcase66]

I cannot believe that the pee-tear on Season 7 of CYE in the episode 'The Bare Midriff' is even getting a mention in terms of blasphemy. Number 1: In order to be blasphemous you need to believe in God and make fun of him. Number 2: Larry David isn't even religious and therefore cannot be balsphemous. Number 3: If you are christian and have complained about that episode, there has been LOADS of humour against religion. And Larry KNOWS it is bad to pee on Jesus, hence the humour.

[TheProphiting1]

" the closest I ever came to death was when I masterbated with a 104 degree temperature ".......lol

[XiaoPow]

@TheProphiting1

fuck... i've done that and it feels like you're going to pass out.

[badassmexicandude]

larry david is fokin funny as chit!!!

[JoshukiSan85]

Hahahaha, I cannot berieve how worked up people get in these comments.

[michaelkmadsen]

also: larry david is great!

[michaelkmadsen]

I'm christian and I think that the whole pee thing is being blown out of proportion...

[cellardoor199991]

I saw the ditty bops at the Largo

[kcg5000]

the thing about jonas saulk is pure gold.

[irritatedindian]

So this is the religious folks retaliation--you're gonna write mean spirited comments about Larry David on youtube? Practice what you preach and let your God do the condemning, it's not your place.

[flockofronnie]

I'm assuming you are bothered by the episode with the pee and picture of "christ." I'm sure your intentions are not from a bad place, but just to make sure, you do realize we have no clue what christ looks like, and that worshiping an image is clearly idolatry...according to the bible

[WORMED3]

sbgtfe289-

Wow!!! You REALLY take the "bible" as "God's" own word...but an ignorant individual like yourself must also consider every other religion in the world as pagan too, right?... Oh dear...I pray for you. Go jerk off and chill out for awhile.

:^D

[jufius]

best episode of all time.. laughed HARD. you and your wife need to chill out because for one, its fake. for two, I would kill a swan attacking me as well! What would you do? Let it pluck out an eye?!

[BJWITA]

hahahaha

[p00j2620]

god there is a bunch of fucking whiny fundamentalists in here. I should make a video of me crapping on a picture of jesus, that should really upset some people

[sbgtfe289]

Hey Larry, how about we do a show insulting Muslims on location in Iran?

Boycott this so called "man", and HBO, folks

[josephine8]

he is not a comedian, he is a bastard making money on mocking Christianity. Why dont Larry David of Curb and HBO now need to repeat their performance using the Koran. I would love to see that. Of couse then these bastards wouldnt dare.

[Rooster55199]

Why dont you stop talking shit about Larry David, and go watch some videos on youtube that you do like? You dont have to watch this, let the people who do enjoy Lary Davids brand of humor enjoy it with out your comments from the peanut gallery.

[eendenzijnlief]

''But that's Caesar, that's crazy wacky mixed up Julius Caesar'' hahaha hilarious

[Dcomp29]

@josephine8 There's actually an episode of curb where he makes fun of the traditional muslim garb. You guys are really crazy, chill out it's a joke

[dramos64]

I would hate to be this guy on judgment day.

[gitchigoomi]

Fuck this asshole and everyone who looks, talks, and thinks like him. He is part of the worldwide erosion of standards and morality.

[scar23456]

stfu u faggot he has dry realist comedy srry we all dont live in ur faggot fairy build up land of no comedy and let me guess u like lil wayne 2 huh? eat a dick and die u twat rag pce

[gitchigoomi]

No.

[robothanded]

It's standard to hate someone for not being like you?

You have no place to talk about morality after saying shit like that.

[gitchigoomi]

Yes I do. Morality is not a suicide pact and not all behaviors are morally equivalent......liberal.

[robothanded]

*progressive*

[gitchigoomi]

America is not fooled anymore by liberals changing what they call themselves. You are united in that you hate your country, hate anything traditional, are Godless, and always believe you are the smartest people in the room. You are easy to spot.

[robothanded]

That's quite the judgement. Your god would be proud.

For me, it has nothing to do with atheism/theism, it's more anti-religion.

It has nothing to do with "hating anything traditional". Think about what you're saying. You can't lump every tradition into one.

Perhaps doing a bit of research. ~84% of people in America are religious. That's not counting the 16% or so that are non-religious, but also still believe in a god. U.S. is one of the more religious nations.

[theprophetofperhaps]

Not sure of your statistics there. So 100% of Americans believe in a god?

[robothanded]

@theprophetofperhaps

are you kidding me? the 16% are broken up into categories just the same. Some are unaffiliated with any organized religion, but still believe in a god. some don't want anything to do with religion/god.

I was just talking about the people who are religious.

[sdano420]

lol

[fatmeteor]

that is right, they are closing in upon you! They are all out to get you, run run run run!

[fatmeteor]

why should anyone trust your morality, when you only ever do what you are told, with no sense of your own of right and wrong?

[gitchigoomi]

Wow, you've got me pegged, genius.

[fatmeteor]

you bet, dunce

[Gslinger3]

Thats one poor Hell Bound soul!

[thomdibble]

"the thing i respect most about hitler, he wouldn't take shit from magicians"

the man is a genius

[wakeboarder930]

k i feel stupid but uhh i would love to understand the 2 form joke? anyone?

[ykats]

tu form, read up spanish grammar

[emaz3d]

in spanish french and italian when you don't know well a person you don't say "YOU" to this person, but you use another form. There are to forms: one is informal and one is more formal

[melio97]

he's talking about the spanish forms of you lol. he meant tu instead of 2, was saying he didn't want to use usted because he didn't think it was formal enough.

[hogiesNbasss]

man its french. Tu is "you" when you talk to a friend and you say "vous" when you talk to a stranger.

[dunkoveryou]

He said "Tu"- it is a Latin word. It has a formal and informal way of being said. I think it means "you".

[88pie88]

jew much? lol

[TheProphiting1]

" the closest I ever came to death was when I was masterbating with a 104 degree temperature. "........

[thotkrime]

I like how he tries to rationalize everything.

[t3hubern00b]

It's like if my last name was Jew.

[MrPolythenepatrick]

amazing

[dazz333]

I wish Larry did more stand-up.

[macclandworld]

HE sounds like a mis between Kramer and George when he yells in here

[Deadman6990]

"Did I happen to mention... THAT HE DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR POLIO?!?!"

Loved that part. Larry yelling things is always the best.

[andrewt248]

LOL 2:18 - What's up with Jeff Garlin taking notes on Larry's bits!?!?

[ezkiel]

Jeff is obviously seeing which sticks and which falls flat.

[cadetstarnoodle]

Hilarious. Love him.

[budedank]

he looks like george when he talks

[Tmants5654]

Larry wrote George based off himself, so good job Jason Alexandra

[DavidRectum]

jason alexandra? jesus christ..

[JoeLUL]

George was suppose to be his character in the show. After knowing that, George doesn't seem too funny.

[Tmants5654]

after watching curb and such you can see jason alexander did a good job of imitating him. It's based off that guys comment, not too hard to understand.

[tricky9981]

where can i watch the complete hbo special?

[jarwall]

It's on Season One of Curb.

[SnakeyDex]

Yeah, is it not basically the pilot for Curb?

[KurtVachon]

Your exactly right Snakey, this is part of a 1 hour HBO special that was indeed the Curb pilot.

[HowDaddyIsDoing]

aw, man! wish i saw it. is this one on DVD or something?

[welcometobadboy]

gettin a posse lol

"gettin some guys together, gonna meet up around uh 2:30"

hahahahaha

[jakespick]

I fucking love Larry's stand-up.

[numbskull20]

I love curb but I'm not a big fan of his stand-up

[MajicTV]

A genius, a freeking genius.

[nk47digitalnatives]

im taking a tu liberty lololol

[Doingwork2009]

hahahahha WHERE IS THE RABBIT?

[Sh0gun901]

Did he mentor Jerry cuz on the show Jerry actz juz like him?!?

[MusicJew158]

Dude he is a great stand up...fucking brilliant

[jwill5587]

Like Ricky Gervais, he's better at situational comedy than stand-up.

[suction]

you have no clue about comedy

[tallsmile28]

Larry David is my caucasian!!!!

[DeathWatch13]

hahahha "Wheres the rabbit?"

[EminemBase]

I know this is from the original, the intended one off.

But when he's doing stand-up here, is that him as the Curb Larry or is that actually him.