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I still don't get the importance of fucking turkey dinner.

cojosao616 15 hours ago

It is hypnotic i can't stop watching. WAIT! where did this entirely cooked turkey come from?

XDNighthawkXD 1 day ago

00:28 i like how brian is wearing the chef cap over his deputy hat

craterblast 1 day ago

Best one ever

JDTV23 1 day ago

with graveh graveh graveh graveh...

Dogman2497 1 day ago

i suddenly feel the need to have some good ol turkey dinner with alot of gravey

WindWalker940 2 days ago

I'm a Turkey and i find this terrifying.

Shadowking640 3 days ago 2

I have played Fallout 3, New Vegas, Oblivion, and Skyrim with over 400 hours of gameplay. I decided to make a character based off this general. He is my strongest character. idk how it happened.

yuotuber1234 5 days ago 5

Why is there a rope around my neck

lombax109 1 week ago

And your gonna cook it for me...

Dogman2497 1 week ago

I shouldnt never watch this without tf2

elletSetteSellaDomoU 1 week ago 2

Nathan Winneke is that you

DylanofMD 1 week ago

Fin

RedbarkMLP 2 weeks ago

This gives me nightmares at night.

1201pinkfloydian1232 3 weeks ago

@1201pinkfloydian1232 that's nice

darysmer 1 week ago

i do not understand the description

RougeSanta 4 weeks ago

its all in the mustache other wise it just be some creepy dude with crazy eyes

GundamDeathScythe11 1 month ago

Brian's expression at 0:11 is priceless

BleedingEnglish 1 month ago

WITH GRAVY

KingPiccolo08 1 month ago

Mirabel will rise again

Wehrhafter 1 month ago 10

Eithomod

vShadowWARRIORv 1 month ago

meh... Disli--

TURKEY DINNER..

TheTheYozhman 1 month ago

I'll have you finest ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD

Kiyoko504 1 month ago

odd ending...

YourFriendsFromReach 1 month ago

I'll have yo finest turkeh dinnah..with gravy.

alovelyanon 1 month ago

This didn't work when I got pulled over :(

YummyVillain 1 month ago

That was SO FUCKING CREEPY.

OMGitsAcoww 1 month ago

i did it all fro you mara bell

thetommy921 1 month ago

He would make a great president.

AdamTehBoss 1 month ago

Why yes sir, today we hand out Turkey Dinners instead of tickets....

Tueify 1 month ago

creepy...

mechagodzilla290 1 month ago

didnt know captain price had a brother...

KiaTheKing 1 month ago

Ha, I'm not falling for this hypnobulls- ...

Tuuuuurkeeey.... diiineeeerr.... Θc_Θ

DeGroteLaaf 1 month ago

Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Fast?

Real fast.

FUCK YEAH.

Shadowking640 1 month ago

captain price?

raphaelandrada09 1 month ago

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This is gonna win us the war.

CaptainMorganThe3rd 1 month ago

im scared...

Dixonag 1 month ago

Press 2 repeatedly and stare

DarnDoors 1 month ago

Enough thumbs up.... for a turkey dinner?

tinagetchel 2 months ago

I'll have your finest dispenser, and you're going to erect it for me.

Bert2DX 2 months ago 205

@Bert2DX With CREAM GRAVY. :D

RyuuzakipwnsLight 2 months ago 2

@Bert2DX Do you know fast you were going? Fast enough to erect a dispenser?

JesusStrikesBack1994 2 days ago

Strange set of vids this one I guess I just don.. Turkey dinner... Turkey dinner... Turkey dinner..

ezelouie 2 months ago

goto open captions and goto 0:20 look what he says :D

elfing100 2 months ago

i used to cook turkey dinner than i took a turkey dinner to the knee

skyperlx 2 months ago

I CAN'T RESIS- T-T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-ttttttttt-t-t-t-t-- TURKEY DINNER O_O

BWS777unlucky 2 months ago

who else tried this on thanksgiving day.

thissucks188 2 months ago 4

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thissucks188 2 months ago

@_@ turkey...dinner...

Shadowking640 2 months ago

The video description scared the living hell out of me :/

Boarofwar 2 months ago

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kassarock 2 months ago

Never question the hypnotic southern general and that's rule #1. Rule #2 is................see rule #1.

Observingthechaos 2 months ago

Must....Get......The Finest Turkey Dinnah......

WolfLikeWe 2 months ago 3

Its time.

kph123 2 months ago

Creepy

VITYVIKTOR 2 months ago

MINDFUCK

Blackjack471 2 months ago

da fuck

sharks2find18 2 months ago

That's creepy as fuck

Danwolf15 2 months ago

SAXTON HALLEE

levipwndHD 2 months ago

@levipwndHD Oh good. I thought I was the only one.

BizzarreProductions 2 months ago

hahaha mirabel

artofox 2 months ago

I'm going to watch some TV.

Can you switch to Turkey Dinner HD?

Amaroqdricaldari 3 months ago

I Played This For Everyone On Thanksgiving Today....

TGBNation 3 months ago 4

Happy thanksgiving. Hope you have a nice turkey dinner....

Iceindra 3 months ago 178

@Iceindra with gravy gravy gravy gravy...

HandsJClock 1 month ago

@Iceindra ...with gravy...

AceFackelman 1 week ago

@Iceindra Dinner... dinner.... dinner.....

MrTwitchtastic 1 week ago

Why do I feel like I'm watching true blood ?

Serpette94 3 months ago

TURKEY DINNER.....

TheGreatBeni 3 months ago

I should try this in a reenactment.

Scarfy397 3 months ago

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DallasTheGreat28 3 months ago

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I'm going to watch this on Thanksgiving.

AdamTehBoss 3 months ago

...i'm strangely hungry for some turkey dinner now!!

39maxpowers 3 months ago

So THIS is where the turkey dinner thing comes from. I've seen those comments on at least 100 other videos.

uidsea 3 months ago

i get scared watching this

iflyhighalldaylong 3 months ago

...gravy...gravy...

launger 3 months ago

Well I guess you could say he...

*Puts on oven mits*

TURKEY DINNER

EvolaVirus3 3 months ago 5

@EvolaVirus3 YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

realwaluigi 2 days ago

Berti xD

kLeinerKeksL 3 months ago

Couldn't just go to Boston Market?

TBTabby 3 months ago

Captian PRICE IS HAX!

TheLawlStudios 3 months ago

if your blind then this guy is just weird.

and if your no- TURKEY DINNER

iamnanosec 3 months ago

He is the very model of a modern Southern Gener-TURKEY DINNER

TheConchNorris 3 months ago

WUT

Fanchus 3 months ago

@Fanchus TURKEY DINNNER

MisterMarco1337 3 months ago

@MisterMarco1337 YOU'RE GONNA COOK IT FOR ME

Fanchus 3 months ago

@Fanchus heck yeah!

MisterMarco1337 2 months ago

well im going to cook turky now, bye.

skiime1 3 months ago

lolwut?

TankFrenzies14 3 months ago

now i know what i'll do if i get pulled over

TMLorfing 3 months ago

is movember a good day...for a turkey diner?

tiben36 3 months ago

where can i get that mustache?!

bcbird 3 months ago

@bcbird

First, find yourself a hipster. Next, you're gonna need a machete...

fhqwgads2 3 months ago

@fhqwgads2 :3 - I approve of your response, but I don't think hipsters are manly enough to grow a stache like that

bcbird 3 months ago

I must cook it for him... I must cook it for him... I must cook it for him... I must cook it for him...

MadxGam3r 3 months ago

We want a Dramatic Southern General !

MrGorfreeman 4 months ago

@MrGorfreeman no we don't

Ploiken 4 months ago

i would subscribe to turkey dinner daily

HeavyMetal469 4 months ago

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-GENERAL!

jedidarrick 4 months ago 69

@jedidarrick *churn* *churn* *churn*

Parkjimin950521 1 month ago

he just e=wanted some turkey. how bad is to find some turkey?

ps2knutz 4 months ago

i did it all for you mirabel

elchasai 4 months ago

And then...they were the turkeys for dinner...

MaronaPossessed 4 months ago

God bless you Robert E. "Turkey dinner with gravy" Lee.

deth2furries 4 months ago

It seemed that all was lost for the Confenderation. Union army was marching towards south, unchallenged.

What stopped it? One man and his gaze. Within a week, all of Union was cooking his turkey dinner.

TheKingofnoob 4 months ago 5

Where's the beef?!

shaw643 4 months ago 4

now i want to cook turkey

912Nasher 4 months ago

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TheSimsterC 4 months ago

TURKEY DINNER...@.@

sofiaisawsome1000 4 months ago

32 seconds? I don't have time for this....

culzo89 4 months ago

@culzo89 *hypnotic voice* trust me, you have

TazzeOptical 4 months ago

cream gravy

TazzeOptical 4 months ago

hold 4

goldnose2 4 months ago

The horror... the horror..

jeverbever 4 months ago

His wife died in the gobbocalypse. They were happily married for 75 years until every single turkey in the world exploded simultaneously. No man alive can explain what happened. Except for hypnotic southern general. He witnessed the horror firsthand, in his own bed. From then on, he vowed to never love a turkey again, instead gorging himself on the meat of his beloved with the help of mindslaves.

Sonoskeakigawa 5 months ago 124

@Sonoskeakigawa

So...he's also immortal?

WixkedLovy 2 months ago

I legit watched this too much and now I'm in a state of slight unease.

NPC919 5 months ago 3

The last one ruined it. But still epic.

halfmanhalfmetal 5 months ago

MAKE MORE OF THESE

123killerbee 5 months ago

She has such beautiful eyes

Urstupidumbass 5 months ago 2

is that Sarah from college humor?

binladensassassin 5 months ago

@binladensassassin No.

Behemoth12391 4 months ago

What the fuck?!

AdventurerOfOblivion 5 months ago

This is gonna win us the war.

ScarletWalrus 5 months ago 190

@ScarletWalrus osimabinladen watched this now he is makeing chicken dinner and obamas team killed him wen he was maekign it lol

evilmike50 3 months ago

@ScarletWalrus The turkey dinner shall rise again

VITYVIKTOR 2 months ago

Hahaha I was legit laughing out loud.

bitchstolemycookies 5 months ago

Lol

wtftv42 5 months ago

ALL HAIL MIRABELL

TheAkatsuki357 5 months ago

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

G0nzA10895 5 months ago 3

0:10

"fast?"

"real fast"

"FUCK YEAH!"

jhonandafoolalien 5 months ago 3

More Hypnotic Southern General!! :D

TboneWillsone 5 months ago

All right! First thing i gotta do is grow a mustache like that.

rud45r2hell 5 months ago

Scarier than The Happening.

Linksmashedmyjars 5 months ago

Fast enough for a turkey dinner? No

3Life3 5 months ago

HADA VUTE UME UNCIENDO, CIENDO UNDA LEVETO UDESO, HADA VUTE UME UNCIENDO, CIENDO UNDA LEVETO UDESO...*Draws on walls 'LOL' all over...with dog blood*

PS3Fan487 5 months ago

Ohhhhhhhh She's so cute <333333

MakeTh3pOrn 5 months ago

@MakeTh3pOrn Cute enough for a turkey dinner

lego114 5 months ago 2

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Cpt.Price ? What a kind of guy is that !

MunchyToast001 5 months ago

Is it captain price!? :O

Somethingcrappy 5 months ago

0:25 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

007StopMotion 5 months ago

Do you have turkey dinah!

kdten 6 months ago

i watched this... and now i want a turkey dinner...

with gravy @,@...

ZephyrWestwind1989 6 months ago

XD THIS MEKE ME TO LAUNGHT A LOT XD?!?

007StopMotion 6 months ago

Stephen King's new novel.

WeirdFunVideos 6 months ago 3

Rouss has an amazing moustache.

heisatai 6 months ago

with gravy...gravy...gravy

djBL4ZE 6 months ago

mirabell ?

Serpette94 6 months ago

0:30

Fufufu.

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