How to chop a Carrot 101

[sungjun90]

The Next Video: HOW TO CHOP MY OWN HEAD!!!

[DarthVaderForce125]

It's a joke you fucking pussies if you seriously came here wondering on how to cut a carrot you should kill yourself.

[DaemonTFO]

xD <3

[mikemike390]

in soviet russia carrot chop you !

[vliegendehollander55]

He is stoned...hahahaha

[hirnfaul]

This fucks me up, shitdeepassfuck in your tiny hole fucker.

[shresdp17]

what da fuck

[monstabyte]

i laughed

[Roonstarr]

hes proberly imagining its his penis coz he is a female deep down,.,.,.,.and , i love the way he starts tappin the carrot lightly on his mums kitchen side so he dont damage it and get in trouble stupid twat,

[ArsenalCech09]

watch this when you're high. DANK AS FUUUUUU

[strongenaf]

u hate your life, obviously:)

[locke434]

I lol'd

[Can0fpepsi]

AHAHAhahahahah,i like gordon, an that shit was fucking great. especially when u started choppin it on the floor

[Pamigarcia1]

Sorry… but… You are not Gordon Ramsey!!!!!

[someonebizarre]

i just wasted one precious minute and a second of my life..

[chachambo1996]

You're wasting food,lol/

[chessboy14]

Omg I laughed my ass off that was priceless!

[N4T3YBOY23]

you need your own cooking show!

[dfpickle]

You will never cook in my kitchen. What a moron

[shortbusterrorist]

Thanks! this taught me alot!

[jwheat65]

Not even funny.

[GrimeDaiIy]

lmao

[marta5620]

you really admire gordon dont you???

[awwwyeaboyeeee]

this is really funny and really stupid at the same time.

[offthepills]

you are wasting food, you know.

[themillieblog]

Hahahaha hilarious!!

[imsteppo]

What a dumbass..

[GuireGod]

faggot

[Fallout3131]

Lol he has to clean it up not us :)

[keitharoo1962]

This sucks! I think the language is referring to this video!!!

[FkinTune]

Ramsay is actually an extremely good chef

[SeducingJackel]

hehe awsomeness

[ateeniusful]

U really need professionals help

[nigfriedchicken]

better hope your mom doesn't see this

[Krypton1821]

dude i wanna borrow your knife and "f*ck" "f*ck" "f*ck" you

[PwNyHoRsE]

i like the part where he chops a carrot

[danny3636]

wow are u mentally retarded?

get a fucking life dumbass

[MrRoirraw75]

really stupid



[urmumizaman]

i hope you step in dog poo

[smilesmiles330]

hahaha cooking releases my anger too..

[rorochile]

objectively, you are an imbecile. sorry.

[Kllez]

You shouldn't be using a knife. You're acting too young for that.

[thadehong92]

Men ! this guy really have some problem.

[davejenjosh]

YOU ARE A COMPLETE wats da word m..?

Oh yeah a 'FUCK'

[cigarzan]

Stupid retard.

[horanstreet]

Clearly you rent that house or you are living with your parents. You show no respect for the kitchen benchtop (which is expensive) and the floor. Time for you to grow up.

[jokisha999]

hells kitchen....

[Ressac8]

The sound of the word " Fuck"

Sent this sound to your .... ~

Fuck

[katrin261]

Asshole!!!

[BlackMasterJoe89]

I been cutting carrots wrong all this time. I forget to say fuck lol.

[shahdeenf]

You sounds as stupid as your video!

[TheCrankinguru]

id say very nice juliene cut, good job. im impressed with your accuracy.

[tiedupsmurf]

OMG dude you made me laugh out very loud,nice one

[zinLim]

Poor carrot had hopes and dreams

[BetterLife2Day]

dammm aasss

[PickleGirl26]

this is so funny!

[PowerDJuiceD]

gourmet carrot cutting takes years of practice :) you sir are a genious :D

[preppychrisbou]

Thanks for the vid. It was very useful!

[LUK3SYboy]

who has carpet on there kitchen floor?

[laiholapso]

you wait untill your mom comes home.

[poif]

is it just me or was that actually fucking funny LOLOL

[SCOREFIVE]

thats what the knife was saying to the carrot :D:D:D

[leredsock]

i sure as hell wouldn't wanna be you son, when the doctor has just given you his permission to make the snip.

[littlesometin]

My mom would KILL me if she'd see me chopping the floor and the kitchen.

[SCOREFIVE]

@littlesometin so move out from your mums place :D 

[cesarbattistinim]

ahuhuahuauhah

[WestLG]

fuck..you mist

[TheStabalise]

this dude got kicked outa every single ramsey show



[mariodohn]

A* hole

[DaIkJo]

I think it is a good therapy. i´ll do this anytime i feel angry.

[Dmofpa]

Lol. Glad I don't have to clean that up.

[Sunnysilky]

I've never laughed this much about a video with so many dislikes =D

[rakeshkumar47]

poor carrot.....sob sob sob...

[ChainLeiX]

F*ck Ur Mum.

[awojciak]

I had a feeling it would be something like this, but I still laughed

[geturpwnfaceon]

<3 

[chevythunder09]

WTB a minute of my life back please!

[TheCusterCat]

I wish to muther-fucker bully boy Ramsay would slice his dirty cock off.

[pinapalew]

FUCK !

[ottokorro]

Wow, Man..You R So Expert for Being A Master Duche bag..Keep Working Hard

[pmnorlando]

Oh my Lord I can't believe # 1 that this is listed as Comedy. ( you've got a lot to Learn about really being funny). 2) anyone that posted a comment that u think this is funny are retarded morons. Oh wait, oh don't want to offend the retarded bcuz they have a better sense of humor than this. Videos this gay should be deleted by YouTube staff. please YouTube staff...... 86 this kind of shit.

[LeLeFRaiinO]

How could you dislike this?

This is humor at its finnest.

[Bulmaro5154]

BRILIANT..!!!!!!!!!

[aposapes]

AHAHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hukt0nf0nikz]

what kind of moron has carpet in his kitchen

[nextceaser]

@hukt0nf0nikz Somebody who rents a flat bitch!

[CycloneGU]

@hukt0nf0nikz - Comment is full of win. And is 10 times better than the video.

@nextceaser - You are not Gordon Ramsey. Your video is not anywhere near as educational. Besides, I am sure there IS a proper way for chopping a carrot and your video is a mockery of the concept suggesting there isn't.

[bigbangclub]

asshole!!!!!

[Yirah1]

just stupid

[kimosabesun]

Roflmao

[joedawinger]

LOOOOL

[morphix007]

gayyy

[ultramedieval]

Spot on...well done!

[footballckrillin]

Laughed my fucking ass off! Well done!



[ziferzero77]

meat cleaving a carrot....riggggghtttt

[NotreFestin]

asshole

[sethy2004]

Reminds me of playing DOOM back in the day

[char1eswu]

LOL! should have said "Done" at the end

[iPhTx3]

for some reason i was hoping the knife would slip and cut him somehow.

[Sofie007100]

Dude what the hell are you doing? You suck at it! lol Hahahaha

[Anguis79]

haha :) 

[marcusduck]

You did not say 'fuck' at all.

[70rm3n70r]

inspiring

[luckyphilster]

fuck!

[Slashbag69]

Man, your video has taught me so much about what it takes to be a chef. You have inspired me to spend the rest of my life in the kitchen.

[KHORDIxPRODUCTIONS]

lmao that was so funny haha!:Llol

[cormack007]

lmaooooooooo NOTTTTTTTTTT

[SadisticFella]

FYI Gordon is left handed.

[nextceaser]

@SadisticFella Well spotted.