YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER DANCE

[cantdieandnotlive]

Pause the clip as her head goes down and you can see her smiling.

[TheRealTingAling]

was the music edited in?

[LordMoonshadowGaGa]

Every man on the planet has a "Not the Father" dance prepared.

Just in case.

[leon8chicken]

Someone needs to make this into a gif

[YogieMcStogie]

@leon8chicken Let me google that for you...

[mia234567]

you wouldn't have that problem if you worn a condom

[GoneSk8n99]

it's funny because the child will growing up without a father......oh wait

[MrMatt8204]

It's the "Phew, gotta remember to wear a rubber next time" dance.

[DJBRANSTON]

Why's everyone using rwj jokes, get real people!

[NaYarB04]

Did they seriously played that song at the end :O

[NaYarB04]

Most epic dick move in the history of TV

[Korb095]

its funny cause the kid will grow up in a broken house without a father.

[student908065]

@Korb095 funny cause that is still considerably better than the homeless and starving people in Africa.

[serenadesilhout]

Guess she better check her math cause DaNA says otherwise

[nstehelin]

@Stopthesteez ha! Classic! Rip off a shitty youtube comedian and then pretend you don't know him! I also like you use of douche king very original

[Omarv8power]

this video even made me wanna dance!!

[ThePeteDrennan]

She was 5000% wrong

[xXFlameCobraXx]

hurrrr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrr 0:13

[InsertAwsmNameHere]

through a major portion of his dance, the child's picture is in the background

[InsertAwsmNameHere]

i like how even though this should technically be BAD, there aren't a whole lo of dislikes on this!

[Mozzinator38]

loving life

[lurch321]

I like the way he moves.

[erickShoutsAt]

I'd be dancing too.

[45Deonta]

Fuck u dissing this man shit I wuld be happy 2 tell me I'm nt da father and ass holes he danceing

[bowlingfor1]

Your girlfriend cheated on you one time, and that one time she got pregnant...LOL

[libatako]

My man should have pulled out some of the hammer shuffle

[jojo00757]

what is the songs name?

[deanie1989]

@jojo00757

I like the way you move outkast

[akatsuki335]

oh admit it... you were expecting a racist joke in the comments

[MPA2000]

This show is the PERFECT reason to wear condoms. No Condoms= Child + Female you don't care about = Child Support.

[ikickass24]

@MPA2000 lol yea or no condoms= being as happy as this man

[DataSe7en]

@MPA2000

spoken like an experienced playa, lol

[damod15]

more money more kfc

[mrwhatever213]

@damod15 more money to smack you snow monkeys.

[TheCinemaReporter]

LMAO 0:20-0:24

[Ziddletwix]

@slom2926 Because he doesn't want to raise a kid. This isn't his wife, just a girl he had sex with. If he was the father, he would be forced to pay child support and etc.

[slom2926]

@Ziddletwix thanx

god for him

[TheXOxygen]

@slom2926 Dude shut the fuck up, This is not a place and the time to advertise your stupid religion. And by the way, try to improve your shitty grammar.

[TheXOxygen]

@slom2926 Dude i didn't understand anything at all. Don't just copy&paste from Google translate. Try to put an effort on learning something new, you ignorant religious people.

[RNKKPres81]

She knew his ass wasn't the father...her head dropped before Maury ever said NOT the father

[WWEassassin15]

( dome) You have'd earned a trophy Victory Dance. Start dancing when Maury says your not the father.

[SgtBradleyJ]

it would be funny if billie jean would start to play when he was dancing. ''..but the kid is not my son''

[Collio951]

Never seen anyone so happy in my life.

[mariokidd319]

Thumbs up if i'm the 2011th comment. (please don't count, just do it

[niecyybaby]

Lmao

[smovexbruhxbruh]

lol dis nika is burnt i woulda did da same shyt

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

not at all

[FMAiscool]

does anyone find this utterly depressing? O_o

[Ezie123z]

he took THEE fuck off .

[painkillersxrainbow]

62 people dont know who their babies fathers are or know have to dance

[mysticaujla]

whats the song called lol

[dumeangel1213]

@mysticaujla Its called: Outkast - i like the way you move

[ZackDunlapGaming]

Old school RWJ Ftw!

[prettygurlswagga101]

Rofl ! LMFAO 5000% suree, and den he starts dancin because she wrong xD

[milllionaiire]

everyone dancing along lmao

[blahblahhihiXDXD]

roflmaflol

[SpotTheSteez]

its the not having to pay child support dance

[hoss4327]

@SpotTheSteez RWJ COPIER

[SpotTheSteez]

@hoss4327 what?

[hoss4327]

@SpotTheSteez raywilliamjonshon bitch

[SpotTheSteez]

@hoss4327 who and are you a flaming Douche king by chance i think so.

[eminemisawesome121]

@SpotTheSteez rwj much? =3

[SpotTheSteez]

@eminemisawesome121 im not kidding i seriously just typed that i didnt copy it from rwj or whoever that it that you guys keep replying. who cares any how

[eminemisawesome121]

@SpotTheSteez bullshit

[Meh123yay]

lmfao:L

[Decker22]

BEST.DANCE.EVER!

[MirabellaQuimbey]

LAME VIDEO SO FUCKING RETARDED AND STUPID REALLY STUPID! the girl is so stupid what a idiot GHETTO BITCH

[IwillKillYourCereal]

The ultimate battle of the dumbass sexes

[CpsLock3]

Not to be racist but this is probably more happier then a dumptruck full of watermelon. Yes I love watermelon too.

[SongsJerome]

lol

[cct101]

The face of the son on the flat screens in the back while the recently pardoned father dances to Outkast..... Priceless.

[semiserioussam]

These people have zero class.

[blackdeath9986]

Dude i think he practised moves mefore he went too the show

because thats just pro

[aunatrl]

Which is to say .. you're totally stupid but you lucked out this time. Gonna learn anything from it?



[Killuminatyi]

I'd totally do that as well.

[ShadeTheHedgehogX]

That guy is bad ass

[Username1284]

I gotta learn that dance.

[grandtheftgordon]

no matter what I achieve in life I will never be as happy as that man

[FluffMaster101]

Best Dance in the world.

[datlouisianaboi1]

He happy cuz he ain't gotta pay child support lmao

[MrHispanicz]

The 5 words every man LOVES to hear.Lmfao

"You are NOT the father!"

[bluedog1113]

Lmfao

[sportjames23]

This shit is hilarious every time I see it. It never gets old.

[lyondeb]

haha Maury needs to start playing music like that when they start dancing! too funny

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

damn, that guy knows how to work the crowed

[ggrulez717]

nevermind

[ggrulez717]

wats the name of that song i know the song is old but its old but its good

[lyondeb]

@ggrulez717 I like the way you move, or something like that by Outkast

[SEFiRA250]

LOL he was gettin' it..

[beaner4ever92]

all these black guys got some epic celebration dances

[AgentZ009]

@beaner4ever92 lol u betta believe itXD

[carlyeo11]

But now he cant go home to be a family man.......

[demonicspire1]

This is what Jesse Jackson meant when he talked about empowering the black community.

[whywhykk]

lmfao

[KaruroNoSekai]

I'd dance too, if somethin like that happened to me o-o

[Videogammer69]

She should of been OVER 9,000% sure.

[48tank]

That's how I felt wen I found out my girlfriend wasn't pregnant

[IcedLipGloss]

Dang this dude did a whole routine.

[Tobiasbiffen]

Song Name Please

[TinystarTime]

@Tobiasbiffen I Like The Way You Move By OutKast

[PurdyTeeTee]

LMFAOOO this guy did too much omgg . & the crowd was all into it dancing & swaying w. him . too funny

[TristCan]

My math skills are shitty but 5,000% sure?

[Xgen91]

That man made my day

[Markuchi00]

Even if he was the father..he wont take care of the kid or pay child support.. hes black duhh

[NinjaTurtle0504]

I'm 5000% sure

[LogicShadow]

Guess he's not a family man.

[visatrade]

Thumbs up if you havn't seen this show and realize that Ross = Boss and that she said right before the epic super fail on her part... "Im not a hundred, STUTTER, Im Five Thousand (%)" 1337"!

[Bullowny1]

JUST when you thought maury couldnt get any more ghetto.

[aeroaa2]

:D

[cavagio25]

lmaooooo ayee



[trikitto]

yeah thats something to celebrate a kid growing up without a father... i love the dance though ;)

[PurdyTeeTee]

@trikitto it said that she had sex w. 2 guys so if it isnt him lets just hope its the other guy lol

[AbhiB]

everybody jump up and do the ''YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER DANCE''

[dpauly83]

To the people that asked "what song is playing?", where have you been during the last decade?

[IAMDOPE91]

HILARIOUS

[IAMDOPE91]

Who cares if it's fake it's fucking

[PurpleM96]

lol



[pittman1996]

That's what she gets for being a slag

[illegalwaffles]

who the hell watches this and says "i dislike this!"?

[Hikmat503]

It's a fake show. Only half of the events are real, other half are actors.

[diornotwar123]

too funny

[OmnislashV6]

the guys happy cuz he doesnt have to pay child insurance anymore....  goo fo u niggah

[brownhornet22]

These shows have to be fake. You see the girl trying not to smile just as Maury is reading the results. Look at her face at :06. It's fake. And Maury is a fraud.

[arturozktkz]

PRESS 6 FOR BLACK GUY GETTING IT DOWN

[BeastofEire]

Yo did music actually come on during the show? I would have LOLED

[searfleshjoywear]

"andrew u are not the father...u are impotent" *dance

[Neka441]

she said shes 5 thousand percent smh salty balls

[elotrain]

I know this music was added later but I love the idea that the producers had this music just waiting to play it

[gmaz96pfc]

name of the song pls??

[elotrain]

Hilarious. Phenomenal

[Deadboy99]

LOL

[cupy72]

I feel kinda bad 4 the kid

[nzephier]

u thnk with RWJ featuring this vid it would have a lot more views.

[TurkishRapTube]

this is the c-walk, right ? THIS IS FKKN EPIC LOL

[Jrhollis6]

funny thing is, even if he was the father.. this kid still isn't gunna have a father

[alvincatraz]

@Jrhollis6 hahahahahah

[chaoticdrew]

what song does it play while hes dancing?

[fraser0202]

@chaoticdrew "I like the way you move" by Outkast

[TMackovids3]

@chaoticdrew I like the way you move - Outkast

[MySanAndreas]

You gotta love these black dudes

[Boobies6Make9MeHappy]

PROPS TO HIM HAHAHAHA HIT IT QUIT IT N NEVER SAY U DID IT LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!FUCK THAT BITCH N THAT BABY THATS NOT HIS ROFLMAO

[shadowflare2255]

No child support for him (:

[I3L4NK]

Maury is the only show where even if you're 5000% sure, you can be 100% wrong!

[HookshotHero]

If it were twins, he'd do the moonwalk...

[notlawsillyhp]

Damn that shyt funny, not that that's a good way to find out you're a whore, all jokes aside though, what about the kid in all this? Damn I go and ruin the mood :}

[hoirse]

Epic and lmao

[xxWingZ3ROxx]

57 people were 5000% sure he was the father

[gmaz96pfc]

He's fucking good! LOL

[fnewfn34oingoiwerofj]

GEEZUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[02narutoshippuden]

Omg the idk what's more gut busting funny the tittle of the vid or the vid it's self or the song they added or the fucking comments I'm reading

[Newnear]

I wish this was my Dad.

[Kino483]

HELL YEAH BROTHA YOUR A FREE MAN. keep on banging those HOES

[jendeh1000]

No matter how hard life gets, I watch this clip and smile

[nit3shift]

This dude has the crowd raisin their hand like they just don't care. Yeah homie, I'm down with OPP and you know me as not being the father.

[1mcampo1]

Whats the song?

[tai1boy]

@1mcampo1 i like the way you move - outkast.

[1mcampo1]

Whats the song?

[jackiechan511]

Are some of these women so dumb? They scream and rant about the alleged father but they dont seem to admit their mistake

[XUnholyXCombatX]

@jackiechan511 I have seem some that tell the "father" they are sorry and what not

[batistabubu]

Only in america

[Ameer18]

@batistabubu hell yeah! America and proud bitch!

[batistabubu]

@Ameer18 with a name like ameer u can go blow urself up and quote and scream like a madman 'DEATH TO AMERICAN I I I II I i ii iiii'

[Ameer18]

@batistabubu thanks for showing me and everyone else you aussie racist rednecks true colors;)

[Th3UprightMan]

@Ameer18 america has rednecks.

also - learn your own language, dumbass

[Ameer18]

@Th3UprightMan i have one needle dick. Its called Arabic. And btw english is gonna be a minority language in the future america so what b excuse will you have then lol!?

[Th3UprightMan]

@Ameer18 haha first you scream America and proud, then you try to give some bullshit excuse about why you suck at English. Guess what? I don't even live in an English-speaking country.

What kind of an excuse do I need, exactly? You sandniggers really don't make much sense anywhere, do you? Go back to practicing your barbaric rituals; that's the only thing you people seem to be good at.

[chris111crisis]

She wants to be buried in a Y shaped coffin.

[MrRacso9]

I've got to learn those sweet moves...ts-ts-ts-ts-ts-ts-ts-t­s-ts-ts-ts-ts....

[dangermous1968]

Q: what b.tch goes on national tv to prove her baby's daddy is her boyfriend when she spread her legs for some other dude all along...

A: A dumb bitch.

[surfhawaii08]

haha i wanna do this

[repme]

Sad...kid will probably never have a dad cause the mom couldn't keep her legs closed and exclusive to one person only.

[smash37]

The video is so epic

[igniz92]

Hahaha!! People are proud to be a father.. he's been happy because he's not the father~ it must be for the child support!!~

[TrueDominguez]

hahaha this is fucked up but funny at the same time

[Jose90783]

in her mind 5000% sure means 50% sure thump up if you agree!!!

[chrisbrownglobalVEVO]

he turned chris brown LOL look at his dancing!

[ziloe]

I wanna see the part of the dance where he suddenly realizes he was cheated on.