Punchliners

[mikehawktv]

shit is just way too good hahahaha.... I can quote this all day.

[abc123JDx]

Fricking Awesome

[dirtylou2962]

fucking terrible

[IAMME4906]

One thing I will never understand is why people spend so much time bitching and complaining about things if they hate them so much.

I love this though, great shit man.

[tarotfest]

no, just no, nothin other than no, not at all

[chocolatefk]

You rule at life. Period.

[poezeliewoezelie]

This rules man. My kind of humor.

But actually I always remember how to masturbate. I've got a little trick for it, but I won't tell you, nananana..

[forferdie]

f_ing sick man, I like.. lol

[KYRMartY3]

you fucking suck

[shisenburg]

yes awesome

[shisenburg]

yes the platypus thing was halarious! screw u haters

[burnvictim77]

Nobody cares... as evidenced by your continual responses.

[danaseesblue]

i thought this was pretty funny.. i liked the "bad knee" joke, made me laugh.

[ROPERBOYUK]

dude tht is poor

[drmr2006]

If this is actually meant to be comedy... this is appauling. But i suppose, its a little americanised humour.

[burnvictim77]

Yeah, it's so American. I have to wave my flag through my humor. That's why all my jokes center around things only Americans relate to. Because I'm American, and you're not. AMERICA!

[HardcoreSkittlez]

lol, And im in Junior High, and smarter then YOU!ONE thing I know, is how to use proper fucking grammar!! :D Btw, chill the hell out. Its a joke. Haha, laugh, you fucking faggot.

[hellviewskater96]

Smarter then you??????? Fuck all you haters

[OLIVIAMAZING]

its random and funny and i love it

5 stars!

[Cockmonkey]

you must have no life

[cannibalchats]

u should be thankful u'Re good-looking, 'cause u aRen't funny...

[burnvictim77]

So, male modeling? Is that what you'd recommend I pursue?

[cannibalchats]

oR my house...

[burnvictim77]

Get a camera, film yourself, put it on YouTube, get featured.

[blueey975]

this is not funny atall,im shocked at you tube for advertising this waste of air time after my video finished,imean,i gotta a good sense of humour,but FUK ME SIDEWAYS,YOU TUBE AS A PUNISHMENT YOU SHOULD DONATE ALARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO MENTAL HEALTH SOCIETYS,AND WHILST YE AT IT,STICK THIS FUKIN NOB IN ONE OF THEM

[haoc12]

This is the cancer that is killing YouTube.

[quantumchaos]

That wasn't funny. At all. I'd go so far as to call that the biggest waste of 7 minutes in my life.

[burnvictim77]

Well, congrats. You've passed a mile marker.

[panicinamerica]

dominator15 your an idiot. MONKEY BUISNESS

[poezeliewoezelie]

lool, this is great

[dominator15]

we should bring it back so i can hit you

[burnvictim77]

Wow, where on earth did you come up with that hilarious joke?

[SacrificeThePoor]

haha jolly good

[V62926685]

LOL! If we brought that back, ud'a been knocked the fuck out a couple times during that! lmao... was awesome man

[DrZarkloff]

I had my tonsils and uvula removed on Friday. Wanna see? I made a video for all to see.

[livelifealwaystoo]

Well, SOME of it was good.

[bnnpaintitblack]

its shit

[pyrrho314]

I was wondering why I watched that but it was, "thank god it was just an arm"... rofl.

[breeze010]

cut your hair please, if you already haven't

[WimPie]

kinda boring dude

[ArbitraryImposition]

This was super

[nocturnalsamurai1000]

that was way out of the box....

this guy couldnt see the box from were he is.

[rotchmc]

my favorite was the deviled egg joke. I like your style of humor.

[LilMissLonelyGemini]

oh wow....that was actually rly funny...

[wallystar]

This is funny. He's cute. =)

[TheTinkle]

Ahahahahahaha xD Cool

[LaminaJones]

He he LOVED the randomness ! That's so funny, I'm off to watch the other ones ! !

Just so you know, You look a LOT like Aaron Stanford to me ! I'm one of his die hard fan... Anyways !

You rock

[mxmatteo]

omfg i thot this was jamie kennedy b4 i heard his voice

[GodKing5]

Fuck the power, i support your cause

[Skindoggiedog]

I liked this video. Thought it was quite funny. Good stuff :)

[obiwan521]

Wannabe Steve Wright.

[santos2577777]

Stop video..Boring..Only one thing left to do it post stupid comment and wait for back lash..

This was fucking wank...Anyone disagreeeeeeeeeee?

[LauraPeroeh]

i dont get it.

[lilrockid5711]

Lol, dude if they continued that tradition, ude be punched to death

[PorkisFood]

You went from being interestig to boring as hell in 3.1415926 seconds - ha ha!

[iLoVeRoCkMuSiC123456]

if you were a comdeian but you see you arent a comedian, nice guitar in the backround so did any of your jokes make you laugh because i heard that most not funny jokes make the people who say them laugh

[burnvictim77]

You heard a lie.

[astoneuk]

and at what point are we suposed to laugh?

[CobiCobe]

I thought it was great, BV!!

[Zorelei]

You look so much like Stark from Farscape.

[zitzapper]

you're bad. staple your mouth together please.

[Moniker179]

Steven Wright does it better.. did anyone actually say were good at his?! or do you just like looking at yourself?!

[burnvictim77]

1116 Can't be wrong.

[Moniker179]

how many out of those 1116 tells you to "shut up" or "you're not funny, give it up!" even "Steven Wright worked hard for his bit, try stealing somebody else's material Ned Holeness!"

[burnvictim77]

No, I'm saying I've got at least that many subscribers. Meaning your humor gauge obviously doesn't apply to everyone.

[Moniker179]

do you even read the comments on your videos? if you were a stand up you would've been booed out onto the alley the first five seconds.. maybe less.. now play with your hair and tell yourself your pretty!

[burnvictim77]

So, you are saying that my audience is incorrect. I wouldn't ever play the sort of club to whom the majority of front-page viewers would go, so that doesn't bother me. A million people who don't get my jokes doesn't make me any less funny to the few thousand who do. Capice?

[AngryMcFurious]

So dumb. not funny

[silentbaird]

yes, very cool sunglasses...

[aphexflip]

i feel embarrassed for this guy, i couldn't finish watching.

[flamboastin]

your right we should bring those days back punching people in the face if theyre jokes aint funny...starting with you...

[flamboastin]

why should u shoot a white wannabe comedian with lame jokes? because he might come back n tell them on you tube...

[snohomie2002]

you're not funny. keep trying, you're bound to get better.

[ph1losopher]

you should do stand up, and then come right back to youtube after you get booed offstage

[emonerd3]

HAHA i loved the jolly good rape part.. i used to say i was jolly good whenever i had a tea party when i was little. =]

[cauliflowerwill]

i have marked your idiot comment as spam

[khmysanctuary]

oh this is funny :P

[estrelladecrema]

xDD

[mkfan77]

do you ever forget to masterbate?

[mkfan77]

raaaapppeee!!

[CoffePerculator]

You got alot of stains on your roof.

[burnvictim77]

Where are you seeing my roof?

[RexButtafuoco]

wow, this is horrendous. I've never seen a worse video in my life.

[burnvictim77]

Then you need to get out more.

[theboxshapedheart]

You're right. If you lived here, I'd beat you up.

[Capone1706]

Is an epileptic corpse not supposed to be funny? Because I'm sure if I saw one I would laugh my ass off.

[sleepypoodle]

This man is as entertaining as an epileptic corpse, no personality but still moving...this is a fine example of the downside of u tube,too many talentless bores with computers and no friends or real life!

[AikoShrek]

Hm...

[venom1stas]

is it me or this sucks

[burnvictim77]

Is it me or no grammatical sense?

[Som3b0dy]

I'm serious... The moment he said "RAPE!!" my computer made a funny sound. Even my computer thinks your punchliners suck lol

[Antistupidity109]

marry me?

[DavidDeMoNic]

you had me at Masturbate sir, thumb palm, thumb palm, thumb palm, thumb palm, thumb palm, thumb palm.

[rattyextreme]

Yeah, about as funny as a Brain Tumor.

[KingDerrick]

fuck you

[genemacrae]

this guys about as funny as ebola

[kuatsimoto]

China is smart because they eat monkey brains, but then again... they forget how to masturbate...

[wallystar]

This guy is cute.

[alliekat28]

You're hilarious!

[chunkyjay]

my god, that was awesome! JOLLY GOOD RAAAAPPEE!!

[YukiTsukisiro]

*blink*

You ever forget how to masturbate?

[massmusic1]

That's 2 and a half minutes i will never get back. That was as long as i could stand.

[theseawasred]

schizophrenia...ever heard of it?

[Snailfox]

You rock! :D

[LokiPii]

I love you so much.

[Stank207]

dude

[redlion429]

some where ok some need work and others sucked.

[Thaxsis]

Jolly good rape works better

[MERULZ69]

ur so not funny, i mean, i actually cryed because you suck so bad

[candyman7654]

hilarious man, Im stealing your jokes, but ill site my source

[PIONEER333]

you should put your outtakes on ebay!

[UzamakisGirl]

u stole my line, fool!!! xP

[pokjin]

puch in the face if your jokes werent funny lol mate you would be dead

[bcrich11]

ur fuckin ugly and you suck

[miss567]

you suck...

[MrSkylinerr]

lololyoure so bad youre hilarious<Br/>"you ever forget how to masterbate?"

[ImImmI]

if only you were funny...

jk

;D

[StaticGull]

These jokes suck....

[burnvictim77]

No, you are the first. Thanks!

[MRCAB]

your "tells" tell me it's lame.

[jamesp4life]

ahha* u call this a video with an idea?? gosh! thats just too funny!! btw: i looooove ur clever rebuttles to the truthful but in ur case degrading comments. (notice da sarcasm?) -u no, u shud save ur self da tyme n' just take off da whole shittin' video sure as hell'l save our time, psssht- puhleez! lyke who the fuck wud wanna c u masturbatin'? ooo-- n plz dont say my mother* bloody fuckin' worthless piece of shit; gawd u're jus sooooo funny! heh; riitte...

[jamesp4life]

Please kill me.

[hank4senate]

I've got to be honest. You have potential. but right now? no. It just isn't funny.

[AOEGuy]

hahahaha this is really funny

[ZombiesZombiess]

hey, 1995 called, it wants its hair style back.

you would have way to many black eyes if they broguht that back. worst comedian ever

[tomosbananas]

dont wrry, i think ur funny...

[Famfrit87]

I want your child. Enough said, lol :P

Keep up with the work!:)

[kolakosky]

PRINGAO

[RENNAG]

i,m out of here right now

[NerdHerd08]

did i just waste 7 minutes of my life on this crap the only thing i remotly giggled at was jolly good rape

[WackTheKeyboard]

Get a hair cut

[zygogenesis]

I only wasted 3 mins of my life. god bless comments

[Williedouglasrobb]

Nah.

[bigefe777]

wow u just wasted 7 min. and 24 secs. of my life...ty...DON'T WATCH THIS!

[trav563]

ur a fuckin loser...get a life

[MarcusMolle]

Hahahaha! funny!

[amiebaca]

dude your a fag and a whore , you suck fat goat balls , your more homo than any sapien i ever met

[thedarkener]

Wow, so I finally found the famous video!

...I feel like I'm swimming in a sea of poopie comments. The poopie..it won't come off!! I take a shower..but the poopie still theya!

[KurtRMJR]

did i just waste 7 minutes of my life on this???

[gatoperezoso]

i know i'm going to hell...but...i think he's adorable...it's 2007, i can say that, right? so cute...

[russcarljohnson]

it's amazing that nothing this man says is at all funny, and yet he still can make me laugh by the way he tells his jokes

[ClickToTerminate]

I suggest you call someone for the crack in the heater then m8 :D Click x

[dividethehorizon]

stoned?

[sanbjork]

não entendo uma só palavra

[talknerdytokim]

hahaha, I still love this movie...

[Kevinush]

aujajajjajsjads

[chrismd1981]

kill yourself, kill yourself right fucking now. you dog shit eating hippy fuck face.

[Foucan87]

not funny get a life...

[01alexx]

whats funny about this?

[burnvictim77]

The part where I feel down.

[pat637]

are you a neocon, because neocons aren't funny. =(

[nightengail]

Seriously, though. This isn't funny. Get back to your term paper.

[AlexVita]

Don't classify yourself as a comedian, this isn't even remotely funny.

[laughingBun]

i never laughed....

[burnvictim77]

Emo.

[yipesxitsxkatie]

its cheesy, but pretty funny.

[ensslen123]

i lvoe you man

[Undrdogofcorona]

lmao, its funny cause it pisses people off, keep up the good work,

[josephsnake99]

people need to upload more clips like this. I prefer funnier stuff myself, check out dolphinhump. lostfrog . com , I laughed so hard I got kicked out of class! haha.

[Zahnerd]

This isn't funny.

[kangman84]

WTF?

get a day job stupid mf you aint funny..

[Round0ne786]

WOW YOUR GAY KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!

[GravityExNihilo]

Gary A. Brown, you suck.

[abztrakt06]

you have to be really open-minded to understand this...most idiots dont

go fuck off and watch your stupid seinfield or friends

[fatstan1878]

<whips out shotgun and shoots self in head!>

BANG!

[eventuallythere]

Oh, ok, then there's a 100% chance you are one of the 90% who understood this 5% or less. With 35% sincerity I wish you good day, sir.

[Sandberg1972]

It's a bit like Bill Hicks but then again, Bill strongly believed that he was being f.cked in all holes everyday by his own government. Not this guy however ;-) But I admit, he is kinda funny.

[fiyarheadamy]

NOT OGGERNOT.. JUGGERNAUT~!

[minyeop7]

hey cock sucker i'm korean and i know where you live i will send me boys ova tomorrow night, fuck wit. you are dead.

[burnvictim77]

Okay, see you then. I'll have some pretzels and soft drinks.

[allinwith2s]

this fella sucks anus! BIG TIME!

[trinigal12]

how do u do that?

[thebeanses]

I loved this months ago and still do.

Brilliant.

[redlion429]

dont try to do stand-up

[burnvictim77]

I'm in a wheelchair.

[damodio]

This video was fucking hilarious

Screw the ignorant assholes who cant understand it.

[IdidURmom2]

wtf is this supposed to be!?!

[TwistedNoggin]

That was SO not funny, that it was hilarious. :P