Marcus Brigstocke - David Blaine

[MsObscurum]

WAKEY WAKEY WAKEY!! :P he looks like a rocker when he shouts that :P

[AbsolutDiscoX]

me and my m8s went to embankment to take the piss out of David Blaine back then lol, Marcus sums up the mood of the British public perfectly here

[5Strikers]

and this is why i hate england

[StylesDark]

@5Strikers and comments like that is why i hate YOU!

[5Strikers]

@StylesDark People like you make me hate England look when the comment was posted next time moron it saves a whole lot of time

[StylesDark]

@5Strikers doesnt make a differences when it was posted hater

[5Strikers]

@StylesDark Dude your the one who called me up and said you hated me for no reason so you would be the hater retard. lol I cant believe how dumb some people like you are xD

[StylesDark]

@5Strikers ¬_¬ often the one commenting on peoples intelligence is the one lacking some. it doesnt matter if you write the hate comment ten mins ago or two years its still blind hate because your media says so. oh and i didnt call you up... this isnt Skype

[5Strikers]

@StylesDark Haha your pretty funny and I'm sure nobody wants to watch us keep arguing so I'm gonna be the big guy here and just stop talkin to you. Oh and just so I dont even have to read another comment from you I'm gonna ignore you too. Thanks and Good Bye

[StylesDark]

@5Strikers childen ¬_¬

[ShanksDChopper]

@5Strikers England loves you too babe.

[RoonJazz]

Ah, the Gitwizard! Marcus is great! x

[611RocK]

shit Comedy

[TherealMrChristophel]

LOL AT HAMBURGER BIT!

[CrosshairJack]

WANKEEEEEEER!

Love this guy!

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

"BLAINE!

BLAINE!"

XD

[twiggy11051991]

Seriously guys, I just want to watch Marcus Brigstocke be funny about David Blaine, stop arguing about Britain and America!

[mattie775]

@twiggy11051991 Totaly agree with you mate!

Check out Lee Evans Live in Scotland!.......BET,,You will love it!

rsvp

Matt

[Gellis2009]

HAHAHAHA Blaine is such a cock.

[chris141294]

@Gellis2009 Can you hold your breath for 17 minutes?

[Gellis2009]

@chris141294 Anyone can given the training he went through. The only reason i couldnt is because i couldnt afford to go through with it all, ive got to work. He prolly had sponsors. And didnt he fail anyway? did he pull out early?

[newmexicoboy]

Dear Britain,

(once again)

Terribly sorry about user "crippledfighting"; we're all hoping he decides to take up some sort of dangerous hobby.

Lovingly yours,

-America

[BaldricksInferior]

Dear newmexicoboy,

Hopefully that has happened. He hasn't commented recently on this video, has he? Or maybe his mother stopped him after seeing the comments he has written and sent him to bed as 8-year-olds shouldn't be typing such obscenties.

[newmexicoboy]

I certainly hope that's the case. Or that he was crushed to death in a tragic industrial accident. Either way :)

signed,

-Captain Darling's Inferior

[BaldricksInferior]

Lol.

[armywife012205]

Why are y'all fighting about who won what war, with who's help?

The guy is just telling jokes; stop fighting and just fucking laugh.

Geesh.

[xdanikaxherex]

"not when theres a knob in a box"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[tenirpaslager]

the only war america ever won was for when it was fighting for its independance since then nothin

british fuckin empire rules all we gave the world everything and ruled the seas after trafalgar so fuck u yank

[PSnedden]

Americans! - No heart but plenty of dollars!

[Frefflica]

"there's no apathy in this country! not when there's a nob in a box!" brilliance!

[rickybobbysenior]

BLAINE, BLAINE, BLAINE, ELLO WANKER. HA HA marcus brigstocke is "The Truth"

[MrSpanky87]

lol fucking funny - what happened exactly when blaine went to england? was everyone taking the piss out of him or what?

[FatRoland]

Nobody noticed him.

[fizzb100]

Mostly what happened was people called him a nob and threw eggs at him.

[kzearo]

This is bloody hilarious.

[borednerd74]

Lol @ 0:34 the audience has evaporated!

[fLexPk]

hahah , first off you spelt american wrong - and you live in the country so you've already proved your a complete fuckwitt.

seconds, we colonised your fucking country so cheer up.

thirdly. im not upset atm im actually quite happy seeing as im having a lot of fun outwitting some fatassed fuck witt american ( you) :)

bye bye now.

[CrippledFighting]

ya ok you bitch you colonised us then we kicked your fucking ass so stfu if we wanted to we could drop a nuke on your ass in one second so fuck you pussy

[fLexPk]

HOLY SHIT , look everybody , look at the brave tough guy here.

dude, no ones listening ?

and by your ass do you mean mine ? cos i dont think the whole of the usa are gonna drop a nuke on me ?

and how am i a pussy , dude your the one hiding behind your whole AMERICAS THE TOUGHEST look.

seriously , what are you an 8 year old ?

get a grip

[TheOpenInterview]

Guess what CrippledFighting?

If your poorly organised, war hungry, hilariously patriotic nation used ANY kind of nuclear weapon the world would end in an instant. We have nukes too, we would fire them back, then russia woul fire nukes because you breached the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty.

You really are what causes everybody to hate America...

[CrippledFighting]

really our nation that is 10 times the size of yours and what do you have maybe one nuke if that. Also if you think your smart you would know that if we nuked your ass then you wouldn't be firing back dipshit.

p.s Nice spelling bitch

[cutthehedgehog1]

We would know you were about the fire nukes at us... You really don't understand world politics do you?

[formerfan]

So go ahead. "Nuke" us, o mighty american.

Douchebag.

[CrippledFighting]

stfu bitch ill rock yer shit so go fuck yerself you "wanker" wtf hahah

yer such a bitch

[VegasValentine08]

Oh my, you have swayed us all with your delightful spelling and articulation. Now we must all listen to your raging insults, because, you know, we actually give a crap what you think even though you're just moody because someone doesn't bow at your feet.

Oh, no wait, we don't.

[BaldricksInferior]

CrippledFighting: if you hate the UK so much, why are you on a video of a British comedian? And by the way, invented all our stuff, you say. Hmmm, what, fast food? Great! Wonderful! Please, let us bask in your intelligence and let us know what great inventions your country has given us.

[CrippledFighting]

lightbulb?

internet?

TV?

Raido?

Music Players?

Sports?

dumbass

[smatticusin1408]

Ok, since the TV, and most (not all admittedly but a lot of) modern popular sports were invented by the English; Tennis, Rugby, Football (started by the Greeks and Romans, but later popularised by us), and also the Lightbulb (patented by Americans but commercialised by the British scientist Joseph Swan), your argument against BaldricksInferior isn't exactly flawless. Also, we have invented many other things which made the world a better place; Penicillin, the Steam engine and Marcus Brigstocke!

[BaldricksInferior]

CrippledFighting: and let's see what America's invented, shall we?

1. McDonald's

2. KFC

3. Burger King

4. Coke

5. Lady Gaga

6. Other shit music I won't dignify by naming

7. The nuke (oh, wait, sorry, one of your proudest inventions was actually invented by a German!)

Isn't that enough?

Oh, and for the record, the first music player - the Walkman - was invented by Nobutoshi Kihara, a Japanese man.

[gloucesterharry]

Don't forget the current recession; they made that too.

"I'd like a mortgage"

"can you make the payments?"

"no"

[APPROVED]

[BaldricksInferior]

RADIO: An Italian called Marconi, working in England for much of his career, invented the radio.

TV: was invented by a Scotsman by the name of Alexander Lougie Baird.

SPORTS: well, seeing as we've invented football (the msot popular sport in the world, and the roots of American football), rugby, cricket (2nd most popular spectator sport in the world and the roots of baseball) and tennis, I think we've invented more sports than you.

INTERNET: invented by an Englishman, Tim Berners-Lee.

[lacb2609]

light bulb fair point, the first working TV and TV transmisission where accomplished by a Scot called John Logie Baird in 1926, music players, I assume you mean digital music players, where first designed by a Englishman named Kane Kramer, sports, yes we invented many internationally popular sports over the years, don't worry one day America might manage it as well. As for the internet, sorry that was invented at CERN by an Englishman named Tim Berners-Lee

[qwerrttt1234]

Your worse then Blaine you pathetic, ignorant arsehole. And im sure you would fire a nuke at the world, only assuming you figer out how to push the button.

[MarilynFilth]

Figure

[BaldricksInferior]

What's wrong with his/her spelling? Yours is worse. You're as in you are is spelt you're, not your. And the pathetic thing you call a country is only 5 times bigger than ours.

[BaldricksInferior]

I'll just point out that the last comment was aimed at our great friend, CrippledFighting. Sorry to MarilynFilth if it seemed like it was aimed at them.

[JayfuzOMarley]

if you were populated by foreigners and then you kicked foreigners out essentially you should have gone as-well

[JayfuzOMarley]

oh no, i'm distraught :-| we dont care if people dont like us, were not idiots and dont get made when some one burns a flag, its called not being a dick about everything and just getting on with it.

oh yeah, and if it was not for us there would be no you,

[MarilynFilth]

America at it's finest, the dumbest pieces of shit in the world.

[CrippledFighting]

ya ok thats why we win every war, we are the richest, we have the best engineers, scientists, and such on u peace of scum

[MarilynFilth]

You don't win every war! Russia saved us in WW2 you came in afterwards, you lost Vietnam, your scientists are from over sea's usually Germany and Japan. You are not rich you owe the world 10.9 trillion dollars. Your Country is a shit hole and you are a dumbass! HA

[CrippledFighting]

o ok where are u from bitch im guessing a filthy brit go fuck your self and your piece of shit country also we developed all of your fucking things so be grateful u filthy dog

[MarilynFilth]

What has America given the world except for fast food and pop music? LMAO!! You haven't done anything, I am also not a Brit but repect them more than any idiot American CUNT!

[qwerrttt1234]

god bless you

[VegasValentine08]

Oh my, wow, you know, thanks to your amazing arguement, everyone is now going to decide that actually the US is a lovely country.

Yeah, glad you're not running your country with your lovely war ethic, and it's "people" like you that gives what is actually an amazing nation a bad name. So shut up, get off the computer, learn some proper english and think before you speak next time, eh? Might do you a world of good.

[BaldricksInferior]

CrippledFighting: as you obviously don't know your own country's history, I'll just point this out. We did not colonise you; we CREATED you. Which means that your incredibly overly religious Southern preachers could probably say we were God to you.

[fLexPk]

...david blane is a git wizard. your american so you probably think he's some kind of amazing mirical magician - but he's just a wanker, a wanker that just got completely owned by marcus brigstocke :).

good morrow.

[CrippledFighting]

fucking British scum go suck a dick you fucking prick

[VegasValentine08]

Your articulation astounds me.

(Yeah, reply back after you've used a dictionary to work out what that means, kay? Cheers.)

[CrippledFighting]

o ya your so fucken cool smartass

[Kaos77Kisame]

May I point out to you that America has never won a war on its own? They always needed the Brits to help them out at some point.

[CrippledFighting]

actully, no

you may want to look that up buddy

or just ask the queen to stop spoon feeding you bull shit.

[Kaos77Kisame]

(the queen is basically an ornament, stop going on about her)

and, let's see, american war of independence, which you won because of a massive advantage, then on you beat yourself up or fought the mexicans/indians, then you came in late to ww1 and 2, which was more or less won by the time you arrived, then you had a draw against the koreans and lost against the vietnamese. No brits there. Against Iraq, you wisely asked for the brits to help out. I rest my case, yank.

[BaldricksInferior]

ww1 we were winning tho they helped us finish it, but ww2 we were getting crushed in, they saved us along with the ussr

[TheMagicCelt]

Is this retard meant to be funny?

[fLexPk]

you dont know what funny is.

[xCheshirexCatx3]

beefburger!!!

[sabakyuugaara]

Haha!

[jakamneziak]

kewball - he might have 10 jokes but they are all decent and its better than what you can come up with i would assume.

[shaunswain]

git wizard, i fucking love this! I saw him up there, hes was a right moody bastard

[borednerd74]

to be fair, you would be a bit moody if you haddnt eaten for 44 days

[elsparx]

You'd also be moody if you were David Blaine for 44 days.

[VegasValentine08]

haa :)

[Oricalkos123]

Please be British. xD Raw Cynicism at it's best ^.^

[mangostars]

ahh.. I remember this!! Marcus is so funny. hits the nail right, slap bang, on the head..

[newmexicoboy]

dear britain,

sorry about david blaine. we'll try to sentence him to death or something.

-america

[exo0O]

That would be nice! Isn't burning witches still allowed in some of the southern states?

[newmexicoboy]

most of them haha. and even if they drown in the water tank before their sentencing it's considered a good christian death! (lol)

[borednerd74]

Lol Hes takeing the piss out of British people just as much as Blane!

God bless British friendliness and support!

[chris141294]

@newmexicoboy This cock thats trying to make a joke out of David Blaine he can go and do himself. Im from England and i think the determination of pushing scientific boundaries was huge. He may be a bit stupid to do it but he did it and hes a succes. He has the world record for holding his breath for over 15 mins

[edtri19]

@chris141294 Pfft and you think its real?

[bricksalegend]

@chris141294 you a fanboy?, or just a gimp, this is a comedic performance, which actually reflects the general cynicism felt toward the 'twat in a box'. who by the way only does these stunts for the advancement of his own legend.

its not about pushing scientific boundaries, its about him being egotistical and transparent. the majority of us english see thru this, thus he is a 'twat in a box'

[chris141294]

@bricksalegend Fuck off prick, Thats my view he has been more succesful than you will ever be

[ShanksDChopper]

@chris141294 He was succesful for a while, sure. Haven't heard hide nor hair of him for quite some time now, however. As far as his legacy in England goes, he'll always be remembered as a nonce who did, frankly, quite pointless things. Besides, England has Derren Brown.

[TurboDally]

@newmexicoboy Just send Blaine to Saudi Arabia, I'm sure they have something for witches or wizards.

[beyoundfaith]

lol soo funy favorted