Rory Fitzpatrick Attack Ad: Scott Niedermayer

[MFFL2008]

I love these attacks ads so much!

[ArrowSkin619]

niedermayer is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zana120]

this guy kinda sounds like justin bieber

[NationalPro]

go canucks

[SirGibbels]

heheheh some people didn't get it was a joke?

[nash2shaq]

fuck rory lmao!

[penssuck87blows]

this guy is such an idioit now he is attacking the three best defensman in the league in my choice,

[masterabdul]

its a joke ... he's not serious

[penssuck87blows]

well it aint funny.

[seanaldinho52]

Thanks hypocrite whose name attacks Sidney Crosby, one of the best players in the league.

[penssuck87blows]

really best player in the league. has he ever spent energy shooting for a goal instead of spending the whole shift offside and infront of the goalie going on a fishing expedition for a goal. really one of the best players in the league. haha you have got to be kidding me.

[seanaldinho52]

Clearly you know nothing about hockey.

[penssuck87blows]

really ?

[Sharksfan27]

listen to the add and take in the information given .. then try and tell me that its serious. Your clearly just a moron.

[lkada]

you need to fix your sarcasm detector

[penssuck87blows]

who says.

your dumass.

[xXxbonez360ravinxXx]

awh come on man why on the 2 legendary defencemens

[elproducts]

hahaha i love your videos

[tomp714]

LOL this and the Lidstrom one are hilarious

[CCMxPLAYA]

thats sad if you have to make a video targeting

other players at a sad attempt to make it to the all star game

vote Rory Fitzpatrick for NHL Pussy of the year

[Calgarylames]

It was a Canuck fan event...it was a joke...really calm down

[ZomgL33tZors]

Sadly it was a Buffalo fan that started it

[Sharksfan27]

thats a sad attempt at a 8 year old having a youtube account ..

[keweenawstorm]

nedermiyer would smoke him any day

[furbe]

I can't believe how many knobs on here don't even realize it's a joke.

[d0zer24]

lmfao

[libanlibanliban]

reminds me of the good old days. i remember that campaign. lolz. VoteforRory (dot) com.  hahaha I designed the vote for rorry logo on that site :D

[bdubbdub88]

who the fuck is rory fitzpatrick??????

Pronger>fitzwhoeverthefuck he is

[kernelcolonel]

this is hilarious

[99chocolate99]

this one is my favourite :D

[MarcoTokes]

LMAO

Rory fitzpatrick sucks large penis compared to neidimayer

[foppburgur]

hahaha fucking awesome :P

[bennnlowe]

Guys chill it was probably intended as a joke.

[skyflame000]

I take it that those who fail to see the humor/missed the whole point of this are under 12...

[Freecell82]

The NHL rigged the vote. Slate has proof.

[THATG0MEZ]

Scott Niedermayer is awesome, but I couldn't stop laughing at this.

[OjackiejackieO]

EFFORTLESS!!

[PureLtFan]

Omg this is hillarious!!!

[broadstbully67]

LOL.

[xxNBAballerxx]

FITZPATRICK IS THE MAN. I live right down the street from him!!!!

[thequako]

hahahahaha thats funny!

[SsjCoolz]

This is a joke how is Scott Niedermayer effortless?! Is that why he was captain if Anehiem and New Jersey?! (NJ Favourite Team)

[ohboi2incubus]

yo moron, it IS a joke genius. If you paid more attention, you would notice the article says, "skates effortlessly" as in, skating to him is second nature.

[captdynamite]

These ads are funny as hell. take 'em for what they are, very tongue-in-cheek. absolutely hilarious and clever.

[anaheimrules]

Freak Him!! GO SCOTT!

[5hockey5]

fitzpatrick is a joke anyone know where he is now? AHL philadelphia and people actually thought he was good

[Freecell82]

Holy shit. Looks like SOMEONE missed the whole point...

[larslowther]

Nobody thought he was good. We were cheering for him because he was a guy who went out and worked his ass off and was living a dream despite not being the most talented player in the league. That's why we backed him. Talent isn't everything, effort should count too.

[5hockey5]

The All-star game is about the players with the most talent to see them all in one game...not just for peoples effort

[larslowther]

No, it's about the fans. They don't have it for the players to show off.

[icon54]

The allstar game is just a game of shiny, why would you throw the hardest working guys in a game with no body contact, and you cant block shots. It's for the talented players in the league to showcase their skill.

[larslowther]

Actually, its a game for the fans.  It's not about showcasing anybody's skills. The reason why any pro-bowl/all star game exists is to please the fans. If the fans wanted to see Fitzpatrick, we had a right.

[RxTim]

hhahahahaah, no it wasn't, it showed how flawed fan voting is. rory sucks (but i voted for him)

[andrewcdouglas39]

hey fuzzay are u a rory fitzpatrick fan? u must be a loser

[bigmotherfuckingfred]

that was fucking gay

[Fuzzay33]

Niedermayer sucks

[spicy64]

Haha, Rory can't even go a whole season without having stints in the minor leagues. Fuck him!

[battyguy]

see if you like my version of Attack ads at Battyguy.. appreciate the feedback.

[boogiedancer81]

wow if you don't know this is a joke you are retarded.

[andrewcdouglas39]

at least scott wasnt in the AHL half his career

[abatch24]

niedermayer 4 cups, 5 cup appearances, fitzpatrick 1 conference final trip

[KingsSuck13]

this is gay it's all about Niedermayer

[grtoocool]

Wow! How did I not see this when it came up? Just saw it today... great video! That's what Youtube is all about.

[andrewcdouglas39]

rory fitzpatrick sucks

[ripattitudeera]

lol i hate rory fitzpatrick hes a bum

[jackng]

HAHA still so funny.

the ppl who think these are real are even funnier, who doesnt love niedermayer in BC?

man i still remember watchin him play in a Kamloops game, almost 20 years and hes still exciting to watch.

[DiddyIsGod]

"Do you want to see an effortless Scott Niedermayer at the all-star game?"

LOL!!!

[goplekanec]

whoever made these 3 ads are genius. They made me laugh sooo hard. Especially the Pronger one.

[TheLoserSakaCanucks]

and i know this is just a joke

[TheLoserSakaCanucks]

LMFAO and Scott goes on to win the Stanley Cup and win the Conn Smythe that year....and he was the one who ended Rorys and his teams playoff run

[oceanna420]

LOL "Do you really want to see the effortless Scott Niedermayer?"

I'm a huge ducks and Scotty fan. This ad was hilarious. :)

[ducksofanahim]

roy can suck my balls

[bchan003]

your an idiot for taking this seriously

it's a joke....you know...humor???

[thefuzzer]

LMFAO at stupid idiots who have an IQ of 5. THIS IS A JOKE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Oh gosh and until reading the comments I never knew the world has so many humorless and dumb idiots.

[perfectcircle49]

haha i didnt see these last year....

where dis u get the dramatic music?

[bSrOiAaDn]

Not a Ducks fan, Devils fan actually, but I'm a huge fan of Scott, but it was still pretty funny.

[Aznazi88]

I still remember these ads lol. I'm a huge Ducks fan and a huge fan of Scott Niedermayer and I gotta admit that was hilarious.

[swuster]

Haha I loved these vids..hilarious stuff.

It's a JOKE, for those of you who still don't get it...go look up the definition of "tongue-in-cheek".

[Nashluongo4mvp]

this was just a joke started by a buffalo fan.geez, the nhl intervened anyway. its just to get a good laugh.

[johnotronthe5th]

Did any of the retards who are posting angry comments actually read the quote? if not then i suggest you watch it again

[BeautyoftheUnivers]

Well they took that seriously. That was too funny.

[alexhockey123456789]

rory sucks dude scott is 4 time cup winner and he won norris trophy, rory has nothing

[ffFffffFFfsoe0fkr049]

ya for all the vancouver fans :

rory fitzpatrick is really better then scott niedermayer when u dont even see him in the f*ckin playoffs and scott niedermayer beats out tht sorry exuse for a team (vancouver) and wins the cup

[PancakeGoblin]

So you haven't figured out that Vote For Rory was a joke yet?

[5hockey5]

ya a guy who didnt score a goal until adter the all-star break he is brutal most of the oiler defencemen r better then he is and im a flames fan

[scottytissue456]

rory sucks ass out of a straw compared to scott...scott could walk circles up rorys ass

[FranklinPatriot]

Is this a joke? Please tell me know you know what skating effortlessly means....!

[smoothmedia]

Yes, its a joke that apparently some people are too dense to understand.

[ReuWil]

Obvious satire - people getting angry when they should be laughing. It's sad when you think about it.

[ohboi2incubus]

No need to think about it, it's just sad -.-

[1020Shane]

@smoothmedia LOL...

[ducksfan18]

thats bull scott gives his best every game

[WatchYourBack101]

hahaha rory, wtf does it matter if your in the all-satr game...they don't even try there is no speed and no phyiscal play it's gay!

[alcaponejr79]

yeah, effortless, only a norris trophy winner,conn smythe winner, 3x stanley cup champ, and yeah they guy who ended the whack ass canucks's playoff run, yeah "effortless" rory is a fucking joke! cant wait till bertuzzi runs his ass over, who also is a duck!

[DevineMagic]

next time you have a thought, let it go.

[ffFffffFFfsoe0fkr049]

are u f*cking serious? .. scott niedermayer is the best play in the nhl and for u idiot tht think he doesnt try ??? .. look at his past i pretty suyre u dont accomplish tht by not trying

[DevineMagic]

you are a fucking idiot.

[LeorgeWBelch]

really!!! i can't believe there are people who are so stupid they can't understand the simple joke in this...

jeez... so I figure there should be a campaign like this every year, until the morons finally clue in to the joke inherent in the youtube attack ad... i'll do my best with whoever gets chosen this year

[WonderfulSince1986]

Effortless: Well, I guess (hahaha) that the canucks were 10000 time more effortless than him since he scored the goal that ended the canucks season, hahahaha!!! I know it's a joke but come on (rofl)

[wibaseball19]

yea how can u prove that hes not hard working?

[jagged22]

These things are honestly just soooooo sad

[ignition06]

hilarious. are these real?

[punishyourma]

I'm pretty sure they're not being serious, which is why all the angry responses are so funny.

[ReuWil]

Right. They make themselves look really silly.

[rageman]

This shit's great!!

[vega21]

I love the idiots on here who take this seriously.

[stockmos]

Yeah that is hilarious. What an angry bunch. :D

[TheBeautyoftheworld]

Scott Niedermayer: Norris nominee and might be a Stanley Cup champs

Rory??!? He's in a BIG golf course with his golf clubs after he saw his team getting beat by...well, SCOTT NIEDERMAYER AND THE ANAHEIM DUCKS!!!

ROLFMAO!!!

[peregrineay]

please. ugh. do you have a brain?

[TheBeautyoftheworld]

Yeah, and you????

[polskybabushka]

you guys are realing blowing on this? who takes it seriously?

Great vids, mate

[stevebegin22238887]

sorry i made a mystake it's rory who suck dick!!!

[stevebegin22238887]

scott niedermayer is the best defensmen in the ligue and rory "the gay" fitpatrick cant have a regular post in every team!!!!he sucks dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asinol]

I think #5 of the Wings would have something to say about that

[KoronaXIII]

wow i cant believe that you would post these kinds of videos. scott niedermayer is a great player that goes out every night and gives it his all

[smoothmedia]

I seriously cannot believe how dense some of you guys are

[DallasStars2001]

LOL,i love this vids!!:D

[goducks27]

k what are you fuckin kidding me, it says effortlessly thats a lot different than effortless, he's such a good skater it doesn't look like hes trying very hard, and pfft are you fuckin kidding me, fitzpatrick is a joke no ones even heard of the guy, and hey how many points does he have? how many minutes per game? niedermayer is the shit

[peregrineay]

uh .. go to school or something

[DevineMagic]

you are a fucking idiot.

[rjonesy8]

lmfao

[mightyoftheducks]

fitzpatrick is bad go neider myer

[jagged22]

pathetic

[Wamz1978]

How can people so stupid not understand the satire here?

If you are stupid enough to think that this is a REAL attack ad then you need to just kill yourself right now. You are useless.

[Takhar7]

lol this is sooo smart lol.shame he didnt get in

[RidersCanucks]

I hope to God that ooploon was also making a joke..please lord.

[thefuzzer]

HAHAHA funny shit "EFFORTLESS" ROFL

[tnkrbel75]

nobody skates or plays like scott niedermayer...it looks "effortless" because he is just so damn good :)

[ohboi2incubus]

The smiley face didn't help, You're a mook. It is a joke, way to state the obvious.

[Inigma19]

FREAKING AMAZING! XD

[Anand2006]

It is meant to be a joke. The "effortless" thing is funny!

[wukwinn]

Well, it is true though.

[Jazga]

Are some people really so clueless that they don't get the joke?

[ReuWil]

Are you joking? This is satire, ooploon, if you didn't know.

[missopotamia]

hahhahahaa....

[bjag8794]

Effortless.  Nice

[bravozulu88]

too bad Scott is BETTER!

[glowsticksamurai]

ZoMg to bad its a joke!

[cmdrnmartin]

Brilliant! if only the NHL heads hadn't 'lost' 100 000 votes that Rory had...

[iamshakma]

VOTE FOR RORY

[02football57]

neidermayer is still way better than fitzpatrick

[jonde24]

rory the best

[mcwii]

I think this is the funniest of all 3 attack ads. But still there is no chance 4 Rory to get into the all-star team.

[Xfacter25]

FUCK RORY!! HE SUCKS ASS WHATA SCAM!

[Hemsky83Edm]

I love how it says he skates effortless. But it also says 'Gifted Offensivly' And 'As Steady as a d-man can be' And if Niedermayer isn't so hard working. How did he get 63 points last season? Lmao, thats more than Rory has his whole carrer.

[LeorgeWBelch]

Ahhh, apparantly I misunderstood, I thought that was the joke

Well, it's not so funny, then

[heros88]

Niedermayer is a dummy

[draft77]

buddy, how bout you tell me all the reasons behind the campaign bcuz i cant find them anywhere else

[draft77]

ya by critisizing other incredible players to make him look good..

[draft77]

Who is RORY!?! wtf.. this guy has no right to the all-star game..soo many fkn btter players than HIM!! .. wake up you faggots

[Canuck5056]

Maybe you should learn the reasons behind the campaign before you spout off and make yourself look like an idiot.

[gotenks4puck]

this shit is supposed to be facetious you joke

[LeorgeWBelch]

This is the greatest attack ad of all time, Karl Rove would be proud!

You've inspired me to try and create one myself... now should my target be Chris Pronger or Scott Hannan... hmm

[KrazieKYLE10]

It's so funny how this guy is going to the All-Star game haha. (0G 0A -1+/- 17 shots)

[ThresherShark]

Congrats! Three of the four panel members on ESPN's 'Around the Horn' gave this ad a thumbs up - kudos again! Vote Fitz!

[bajatango]

Rory shouldn't be an All-Star obviously, but have to admit that this ad is funnier than hell!

[CanuckFan99]

I cannot believe this guy. Rory may decline the invite to the AS Game cause of these ads.

[smoothmedia]

CanuckFan99: I don't think Rory's decision will be influenced by these ads. Anyone who knows the game can see they aren't serious.

[scottcarsonmcdonald]

At least we'll have one Canuck player on the all star roster this year!!! Vancouver loves ya RORY!!!! Score one for the gipper!

[03jwood]

It would be so ironic for him to get in and score...

::Vote Rory::

[slimcriss]

Hey..psst.. ejhockeyb, Rory is at the SECOND RANK in the western conference defensemen, you and the NHL just got CROOKED.

[RORYCANUCKS]

too bad he might decline the spot on the All Star Roster if he gets in... didn't you hear? hahah

[danscarrow]

Vote for the better, more hard-working choice!

Vote Rory!

[mikeLOLT]

rory rory!!

[ejhockeyb]

i dont see what rory represents that a guy like neidermayer who will get the votes doesnt.

neidermayer works his ass off but because he actually has talent and rory does not then they should vote for him because he represents a hard working player

sure rory is a great player but these guys deserve the all-star game more than him besides this video is a joke not something meant to be taken seriously no one really believes rory is better or more deserving than neidermayer

[jc9293]

haha its funny how people are getting mad about this whole rory fitzpatrick deal. he is representing a different kind of hockey hero...someone who hasnt just relied on pure talent to make it to the NHL. people who are getting mad about this should lighten up and get whatever it is thats up their asses out!

[Lukeantrim]

Rory Fitzpatrick's tears cure cancer To bad hes never cryed

[ATA29]

Hopfully Pronger and Niedermayer will get in. ;-)

[Starrynova]

Yeah they both did...but did they play?? Nope

[ATA29]

Hmm I don't know, maybe because they were both injured?

[reddragonthunder]

efortless

[buysell1213]

Scott Niedermayer supports an increase in tax!! Rory would never do such a thing. Vote Rory now!!!

^_^

[eljason561]

what a turd on ice.  F'n neidemayer. I'm votin Rory in 06!

[cannon49]

HAHAHa this is awesome

[Arps5]

o no lidstrom and niedermayer have a couple bad game while rory gets schooled every night

[smoothmedia]

Think before you post

[Arps5]

omg wut a joke rory sux i can name bout 1000 players more deserving but w.e