Miller is so funny! I don't get it why people who hate him, like ones who posted nasty comments, take their time to watch him...hey, you are still free to watch or not, but don't aggravate yourselves by showing your hate and unworthiness and misery to others, like this is gonna change the mind of somebody who likes Dennis Miller!
Dennis Miller gets off on parading his intelligence in front of people, but if he really knew his stuff he would discover that prior to all the research people literally did not know that smoking causes cancer. My grandparents did not know when they started in the 1940's. When they found out, they quit, but that was many years later.
@martha0436 I could not possibly agree more. I honestly think Denis Miller is the single most unfunny comedian on the face of the planet. And to make thing worse, he has the incessant need to constantly laugh at his own jokes as if they were somehow pure gold.
Dennis is right about this. If someone's smoking and you don't like it, walk the fuck out the room. So many whiny liberals wanna ban smoking in public places. The fuck is that shit?
Dennis Miller is the man. I used to watch him all the time. Thing is, 9/11 happened. It changed him hardcore. Him and Bill Maher were both champions of libertarianism and cool shit, and stood up for shit. After 9/11 they tried to cancel Maher for the usual, but Miller went hardcore to the right and wanted to kill everyone against the US and eventually kinda disappeared from the air because his fans didn't get his new stance, which he claimed wasn't hypocritical.
@tylerrepotter Standing up for shit and talking about cool things is Libertarian? Liberals usually lye down and bitch and moan. Dennis always was on the right and on the side of this country, but he started going hard core after he got tired of all this PC crap that is way out of control.
@marinesnip Hmmm. I don't think he's changed much, in fact he's only changed in one way. He got on board the war on terror and became an out-front spokesman for republicans. There are even times nowadays when he wants to say something that people may consider too far left, so he doesn't say it because it isn't the party line. He used to go on about freedom of speech and choice. Nowadays he's still for free speech at least, but I don't think his change was from things being too PC.
@marinesnip No, standing up for shit and talking about cool things isn't libertarian, or even liberal. The old Dennis didn't want to control people, because his world was in control, but when that was shaken on 9/11, that sense of things being out of control took over him, and he started curtailing his previous left of centre views, though he says he hasn't changed many core beliefs.
@beesleeper [2. Of first or central importance; primary.] Those of us who are actually intelligent, as opposed to your ilk who take us into the weeds over semantics in a desperate attempt to belittle your adversaries via correction/ scolding/ humiliation.. for being moronic cretins possessing less of a grasp of appropriate vernacular than your self-esteemed selves.. have just witnessed you shooting yourself in the foot.
I went to one of Dennis's shows. So many people walked right out the showroom. I think Dennis thinks he's funny but he really isn't. He acts like he's intelligent and funny at the same time but he not.
@joust671 Oh THANK YOU Joust! I liked his shtick on the S.N.L news deal. Since then, when I see a routine of his I sit there glassy eyed until I realize, "hey shit, I can turn the TV off" & do so. Here he takes the side of a habit that kills close to 500K people a year. The cost of smoking to our health care system is staggering but this A hole thinks cig companies need sympathy. Miller, your career is gone. You sir, are not funny. The routine is tired.Your radio job is all that remains. U suck!
@Loejyrrab Well right on glad you agree :) Like I said on one Dennis Miller post I did go to one of his shows, and I couldn't tell you how many people got up and walked straight out the door out of his show. I was right behind them myself.
@Loejyrrab So many other good talent out there. When I went to see Dennis I wanted to be wrong about him. I wasn't. Not only can be sarcastic he is to the point that he thinks that he's smarter than anyone else. Most of the time he stumbled on his words and had to look down at "Q" cards. How pathetic. Not professional. The audience at times was dead silent looking at one another like ok, is that the joke ?
I was at a friggin' Mardi Gras parade outdoors, and some liberal douchebag do-gooder put his hands on me and told me not to smoke here. It was a hug, of course, because he was looking after my own good, i guess. The nanny stater nearly heard the wrath of that old SNL skit with Maya Rudolph as Donatello, and should have said "Perhaps I put it out on your Face next time!"
@GoodGodStopThis hey....some of us are kinda glad smokes are so pricey these days...I for one would still be smoking a pack a day if cigs weren't $5+ a pack 'round these parts
What's interesting is that every drug/intoxicant we bring into our system only works 'cause it mimics a neurotransmitter naturally manufactured by our bodies with regards to the nervous system reacting to the external...
nicotine mimics a number of chemicals the receptors of which are highly localized in the brain-stem, controlling the relationship between heart rate & respiration.
the anti-smoking militance came to a point of intolerance. It's as if they were not only concerned about second hand smoking, but stopping people from smoking at any cost, or punish them , for being so stupid. Kinda neurotic thing. In the end, it all about people trying to tell others what to do or whose gods their lives pertain to
@mwebb999 what he neglected to mention and most likely wat the corperations pay him for is that the smoke is not addictive ,,, the nicotine is ... people who wants to quit find the nic as a strong obstacle ... fuck dennis miller
i grew up on denis miller and george carlin later on chris rock and bill maher. those guys MADE hbo. they helped open my mind to all manner of ideas and have helped shape me into who i am today. >.> jerry springer shaped me in...other ways.
Please HBO don't give Penis Smaller or is it Dennis Miller a microphone. No one finds his shit funny. He was only funny on SNL years ago. Nowadays he is Bill O'Reilly's bitch nothing more.
@MrReallyHard FYI, a LOT of people find his material funny. He's smarter than you, funnier than you, and more up-to-date on current events than you. And is "Penis Smaller" an attempt at a clever joke? That was terrible. If anything, nobody finds YOU funny...
I used to watch this when I was a kid, and I remember this one from when I was 14. Thank you so much for posting this...brings back GREAT memories!!!!
I smoked when I was 17. this show was in 1997. I was 17 then. they were 2 bucks a pack. I dont some now. 8.43 a pack at the corner....Saw dennis Miller Live in Los Angeles. Kevin Bacon was the guest for the movie, Hollow Man.
@RyanCSTube a rant is an enthusiastic speech about a topic that is sometimes satirical and usually not told in a calm manner, it is also used in response to someone else's ideas. seems like this suits the video pretty well.
@RyanCSTube What does rant mean? Does your fucking Google not work? Actually, if after age 10 you dont know what the word rant means, you are destined to ask people if they want fries with their combo for the rest of your life.
vti (past and past participle rant·ed, present participle rant·ing, 3rd person present singular rants) speak in loud exaggerated manner: to speak or say something in a very loud, aggressive, or bombastic way, usually at length and repetitively
n (plural rants) loud and threatening speech: a very loud, aggressive, or bombastic speech that is usually long and repetitive
Can weed give you lung cancer?
nenofalletta 1 month ago
@nenofalletta Yes, smoking weed can. :(
SavageJim01 3 weeks ago
"nearly two bucks a pack" Gah, don't I wish.
Grummur 1 month ago
@Grummur Right, considering packs cost as much as FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!!!
SavageJim01 3 weeks ago
What the hell does rant mean?
NikoJohnnyLuis 2 months ago 3
@NikoJohnnyLuis hahahahahahahahaahah!
MrUtubewatcher420 1 month ago
"I don't want to go off on a rant here..." *Procedes to go off on rant*
prayforrain22 2 months ago
ITS FUCKING SMOKE!
fosterkid117 2 months ago 3
2 bucks a pack? $11 in NYC now
cbarrett34 3 months ago
this is one more nasty man with nasty opinions
martha0436 3 months ago
"off course it causes lung cancer off course it causes emphysema. ITS FUCKING SMOKEE" kills me every time LOL
XleogunX 4 months ago
Miller is so funny! I don't get it why people who hate him, like ones who posted nasty comments, take their time to watch him...hey, you are still free to watch or not, but don't aggravate yourselves by showing your hate and unworthiness and misery to others, like this is gonna change the mind of somebody who likes Dennis Miller!
danae380 4 months ago
Dennis Miller gets off on parading his intelligence in front of people, but if he really knew his stuff he would discover that prior to all the research people literally did not know that smoking causes cancer. My grandparents did not know when they started in the 1940's. When they found out, they quit, but that was many years later.
squamish4244 4 months ago
I hate Dennis Miller.
mrob611 4 months ago
@mrob611 I hate him too. He could be funny, but he's so smug and full of himself the humor gets lost.
squamish4244 4 months ago
lool
TheFashionKOOB 4 months ago
Fuck Dennis Miller
MhisterClean 5 months ago
@MhisterClean Thats what your mother did right after she gargled his load.
2204Alpha 3 months ago
I'm sorry . i can't stand his kind of humor,,,overbearing
martha0436 6 months ago
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@martha0436 I could not possibly agree more. I honestly think Denis Miller is the single most unfunny comedian on the face of the planet. And to make thing worse, he has the incessant need to constantly laugh at his own jokes as if they were somehow pure gold.
ryan84160 6 months ago
@martha0436
Its in your face humor lol because so much stuff could be fixed with common sense but nothing ever gets done.
Reido2828 4 months ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................
FrankieA 6 months ago
Miller is a dickwad.
FoxsNewsReport 6 months ago
I'm a pipe smoker...once or twice a week...not addictive.
generalbullmoose 6 months ago
NO ONE fucks with my ilk!
beesleeper 7 months ago
Dennis is right about this. If someone's smoking and you don't like it, walk the fuck out the room. So many whiny liberals wanna ban smoking in public places. The fuck is that shit?
McNugget06 7 months ago
Dennis Miller is the man. I used to watch him all the time. Thing is, 9/11 happened. It changed him hardcore. Him and Bill Maher were both champions of libertarianism and cool shit, and stood up for shit. After 9/11 they tried to cancel Maher for the usual, but Miller went hardcore to the right and wanted to kill everyone against the US and eventually kinda disappeared from the air because his fans didn't get his new stance, which he claimed wasn't hypocritical.
tylerrepotter 8 months ago
@tylerrepotter Standing up for shit and talking about cool things is Libertarian? Liberals usually lye down and bitch and moan. Dennis always was on the right and on the side of this country, but he started going hard core after he got tired of all this PC crap that is way out of control.
marinesnip 7 months ago
@marinesnip Hmmm. I don't think he's changed much, in fact he's only changed in one way. He got on board the war on terror and became an out-front spokesman for republicans. There are even times nowadays when he wants to say something that people may consider too far left, so he doesn't say it because it isn't the party line. He used to go on about freedom of speech and choice. Nowadays he's still for free speech at least, but I don't think his change was from things being too PC.
tylerrepotter 7 months ago
@marinesnip No, standing up for shit and talking about cool things isn't libertarian, or even liberal. The old Dennis didn't want to control people, because his world was in control, but when that was shaken on 9/11, that sense of things being out of control took over him, and he started curtailing his previous left of centre views, though he says he hasn't changed many core beliefs.
tylerrepotter 7 months ago
@marinesnip Libertarians aren't liberals, there.. jim-bob. And libs, like a cancer; won't lie down. But I'm w/ ya on your last points.
kickyerass 7 months ago
He is not witty. Wit demands knowledge.
beesleeper 8 months ago
@beesleeper No it doesn't, fuck-stick.
kickyerass 7 months ago
@BolenzosDream
Like Dennis, you are using words incorrectly. Look up the word "primal" before you use it again, just to save yourself some embarrassment.
beesleeper 8 months ago
@beesleeper [2. Of first or central importance; primary.] Those of us who are actually intelligent, as opposed to your ilk who take us into the weeds over semantics in a desperate attempt to belittle your adversaries via correction/ scolding/ humiliation.. for being moronic cretins possessing less of a grasp of appropriate vernacular than your self-esteemed selves.. have just witnessed you shooting yourself in the foot.
kickyerass 7 months ago
was this shit-fuck ever funny ? even once?
thanks for shoving this maggot on America, Lorne Michaels
beesleeper 9 months ago
@beesleeper Sorry, he's only funny when you understand what he's saying. Try a library or go (back to?) highschool, and give it another go.
skywize 8 months ago
4:28 2 dollars a pack, damn i wish i was born earlier
wsadhalo 9 months ago
the difference between O'Reily and Miller is that Miller is brilliant and O'Reily is an idiot
holliday1886 9 months ago
the difference between O'Reily and Miller is that Miller is brilliant and O'Reily is an idiot
holliday1886 9 months ago 15
@holliday1886 No sense in making idiotic statements. O'Reilly is a narcissistic jerk, not an idiot.
kickyerass 7 months ago
bill oreily is funnier than this guy.
BEARARMZ 9 months ago
this is funny?? its a good thing that hes really not that famous
BEARARMZ 9 months ago
2 bucks a pack? i wish
MrFan32 9 months ago
Miller wishes he was as funny as Carlin, as radical as Hicks and as intelligent as Hitchens. Truth? He's just your average dumb human being.
acphenom 10 months ago
This is why DM is DM
starr522 10 months ago
Verb: Speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way
pictureit12 10 months ago
nice man. so funny
DX12Player 10 months ago
Small cell lung cancer? I'll add it to my collection. Thank you cigarette.
AlicexMarilyn 10 months ago
2 bucks a pack?!? Fuck Me!!!!
bmr1970 10 months ago
@MrDoeskie Me too, bigtime! Her is a boring watse of time!
Loejyrrab 11 months ago
I can groove to this like it's Smooth Jazz
DimensionsofChange 11 months ago
I went to one of Dennis's shows. So many people walked right out the showroom. I think Dennis thinks he's funny but he really isn't. He acts like he's intelligent and funny at the same time but he not.
joust671 11 months ago
@joust671 Oh THANK YOU Joust! I liked his shtick on the S.N.L news deal. Since then, when I see a routine of his I sit there glassy eyed until I realize, "hey shit, I can turn the TV off" & do so. Here he takes the side of a habit that kills close to 500K people a year. The cost of smoking to our health care system is staggering but this A hole thinks cig companies need sympathy. Miller, your career is gone. You sir, are not funny. The routine is tired.Your radio job is all that remains. U suck!
Loejyrrab 11 months ago
@Loejyrrab Well right on glad you agree :) Like I said on one Dennis Miller post I did go to one of his shows, and I couldn't tell you how many people got up and walked straight out the door out of his show. I was right behind them myself.
joust671 11 months ago
@joust671 Hope the tickets didn't cost too much to see that jerkwad Joust. They couldn't give a ticket to be bored.Now Chris Rock? Hell yes!
Loejyrrab 11 months ago
@Loejyrrab So many other good talent out there. When I went to see Dennis I wanted to be wrong about him. I wasn't. Not only can be sarcastic he is to the point that he thinks that he's smarter than anyone else. Most of the time he stumbled on his words and had to look down at "Q" cards. How pathetic. Not professional. The audience at times was dead silent looking at one another like ok, is that the joke ?
joust671 11 months ago
I was at a friggin' Mardi Gras parade outdoors, and some liberal douchebag do-gooder put his hands on me and told me not to smoke here. It was a hug, of course, because he was looking after my own good, i guess. The nanny stater nearly heard the wrath of that old SNL skit with Maya Rudolph as Donatello, and should have said "Perhaps I put it out on your Face next time!"
TheBrilliantGeniuses 11 months ago
2 bucks a pack...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
GoodGodStopThis 1 year ago 15
@GoodGodStopThis hey....some of us are kinda glad smokes are so pricey these days...I for one would still be smoking a pack a day if cigs weren't $5+ a pack 'round these parts
Lvl22nerd 4 months ago
He is such an asshole, but he does it so beautifully. I love it.
cstakolich 1 year ago
People who don't like this rant are going to die soon from smoking anyway!
kielbasaman1 1 year ago
@MrDoeskie Then why are you watching him? I'm not trying to start an argument. I'm simply curious. I personally found this quite humorous.
4a007 1 year ago
@4a007 I can't talk for MrDoeski but I have to watch him for an english assignment I'm doing. So yeah I hate him, but I have to watch him.
bp56789 1 year ago
@joshp6585, cigs are more than $10? Someone lives in new york city
localsonly100 1 year ago
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@MrDoeskie Its because everything he says is right!!!!
edzick917 1 year ago
does anybody really know, understand or care what the hell this guy is talking about?
its like wow! how sad is it when your a comedian and nobody laughs at your stupid political rants.
ThePhantomofthedisco 1 year ago
2 bucks a pack???? wow how it has changed.. its now cheaper to buy a dimebag than a pack of cigs.
joshp6585 1 year ago
What's interesting is that every drug/intoxicant we bring into our system only works 'cause it mimics a neurotransmitter naturally manufactured by our bodies with regards to the nervous system reacting to the external...
nicotine mimics a number of chemicals the receptors of which are highly localized in the brain-stem, controlling the relationship between heart rate & respiration.
ironic
seronegative 1 year ago
the anti-smoking militance came to a point of intolerance. It's as if they were not only concerned about second hand smoking, but stopping people from smoking at any cost, or punish them , for being so stupid. Kinda neurotic thing. In the end, it all about people trying to tell others what to do or whose gods their lives pertain to
4dsouzaluiz 1 year ago
Pleasant, relaxed, positive, happy. I miss the old (young) Dennis Miller.
mwebb999 1 year ago
@mwebb999 what he neglected to mention and most likely wat the corperations pay him for is that the smoke is not addictive ,,, the nicotine is ... people who wants to quit find the nic as a strong obstacle ... fuck dennis miller
oriaston67 1 year ago
@Jtothemac1 I remember in 1994 you could get a pack of Basic cigs for $1.06. With tax. And Marlboros were only 50 cents more.
chifour66 1 year ago
Cigarettes are for corndogs
OnThatPowder 1 year ago
What the hell does RANT mean?
indestruct1bl3 1 year ago
@indestruct1bl3 It's an acronym.
Rape Any Nigger Townsperson
NotNowJon39 1 year ago
@NotNowJon39 That's what I was thinking. WHITE POWER dawg.
indestruct1bl3 1 year ago
@indestruct1bl3 Whites rule!
NotNowJon39 1 year ago
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cockroachking1 1 year ago
$2 a pack. lulz the 90s.
i grew up on denis miller and george carlin later on chris rock and bill maher. those guys MADE hbo. they helped open my mind to all manner of ideas and have helped shape me into who i am today. >.> jerry springer shaped me in...other ways.
tuseroni 1 year ago
Please HBO don't give Penis Smaller or is it Dennis Miller a microphone. No one finds his shit funny. He was only funny on SNL years ago. Nowadays he is Bill O'Reilly's bitch nothing more.
MrReallyHard 1 year ago
@MrReallyHard FYI, a LOT of people find his material funny. He's smarter than you, funnier than you, and more up-to-date on current events than you. And is "Penis Smaller" an attempt at a clever joke? That was terrible. If anything, nobody finds YOU funny...
cosmos2121 1 year ago 4
@MrReallyHard And BTW, your login is "MrReallyHard?" Classy.
cosmos2121 1 year ago
Ironically, I was smoking while watching this.
CZRXCZR 1 year ago 2
"would ya build a campfire and stand real close and take deep breaths every hour ? " LOL!!!
tooskilld 1 year ago
what is his IQ? i bet 130 or higher
drthmstrbtr 1 year ago
about seven bucks now
TheKlaus93 1 year ago
Two bucks a pack!? Damn near pay five times that now...
Incognito1986 1 year ago
@Incognito1986 so you live in NYS too? LOL.
sabbathtage25 1 year ago
@Incognito1986 I JUST PAYED FORTEEN DOLLARS FOR A PACK TODAY! WELCOME TO NEW YORK CITY!
MrsWoolff 1 year ago
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partylikepacman 1 year ago
@partylikepacman you must not understand 80 percent of what he says. go read a book moron.
donmajikjuan 1 year ago
I used to watch this when I was a kid, and I remember this one from when I was 14. Thank you so much for posting this...brings back GREAT memories!!!!
AllisonTheSNLGuru 1 year ago
God sakes, I miss this show. This was one of the best shows ever aired.
mikelitwin78 1 year ago
Let's Go Dennis...
smayes2003 1 year ago
I smoked when I was 17. this show was in 1997. I was 17 then. they were 2 bucks a pack. I dont some now. 8.43 a pack at the corner....Saw dennis Miller Live in Los Angeles. Kevin Bacon was the guest for the movie, Hollow Man.
arsn527 1 year ago
FAGGOT
frederick9111 1 year ago
wtf? im so confused right now, what the hell does rant mean?
T16Akatsuki 1 year ago
@T16Akatsuki it means going off on a tangent. just talking about something for a few minutes is going off on a rant
01MaverickTen10 1 year ago
haha smoldering loogies
KBZARI1 1 year ago
i agree, if some American people couldn't figure it out after 40 years that tobacco was bad for you then they deserve to die.
MongoloidBabyUSA 1 year ago
nice Ryan. Good ol' family guy
leibs89 2 years ago 2
i thought i was the only one who got that one, nice one.
Conspiracyknowledge 2 years ago 2
what the hell does "rant" mean?
RyanCSTube 2 years ago 68
It's when you angrily express your opinion on something that really bothers you.
I'm german and I know that (am I cool now?) :D
ChocolateFlux 2 years ago 7
@RyanCSTube hahahahaha right!
Liebjuice 2 years ago
@RyanCSTube verb (used without object)
1.
to speak or declaim extravagantly or violently; talk in a wild or vehement way; rave: The demagogue ranted for hours.
its called google use it
Vakrian 1 year ago
@Vakrian
it's called family guy, watch it
RyanCSTube 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube Your opinion, typically complaining about a certain issue.
MattsMisc 1 year ago
@MattsMisc It's a family guy joke about Denis Miller that he's quoting.
pinkfloydfan417 1 year ago
@pinkfloydfan417 ugh this was done in 1997, THEY made a joke about. Seth Mcfarlane is a total left'ist asswipe, great cartoon though :D
donmajikjuan 1 year ago
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elbob17 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube look it up on urban dictionary
980Glo 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube are you a total moron?
donmajikjuan 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube look it up
Starcastle2009 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube a rant is an enthusiastic speech about a topic that is sometimes satirical and usually not told in a calm manner, it is also used in response to someone else's ideas. seems like this suits the video pretty well.
UjjijjU 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube 53 illiterates need a dictionary
toobularbells 1 year ago 3
@RyanCSTube What does rant mean? Does your fucking Google not work? Actually, if after age 10 you dont know what the word rant means, you are destined to ask people if they want fries with their combo for the rest of your life.
chifour66 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube Really...REALLY?!?!
calnova 1 year ago
@RyanCSTube
Verb: Speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way
pictureit12 10 months ago
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Verb: Speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way
pictureit12 10 months ago
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@RyanCSTube
Verb: Speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way
pictureit12 10 months ago
@RyanCSTube
pictureit12 10 months ago
@RyanCSTube Verb: Speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way
pictureit12 10 months ago
@RyanCSTube it means something like; someone babbling or complaining .
ahmedkhalili1 10 months ago
@RyanCSTube look it up you lazy bastard.
TheTopBloke 10 months ago
@RyanCSTube rant [rant]
vti (past and past participle rant·ed, present participle rant·ing, 3rd person present singular rants) speak in loud exaggerated manner: to speak or say something in a very loud, aggressive, or bombastic way, usually at length and repetitively
n (plural rants) loud and threatening speech: a very loud, aggressive, or bombastic speech that is usually long and repetitive
Michaeldean88 9 months ago
@RyanCSTube Seriously??
pavlovscat76 8 months ago
Damn, do I miss the old Dennis Miller.
Nick7nick 2 years ago 3
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@Nick7nick
"Damn, do I miss the old Dennis Miller."
Oh, he's still around--he's just more political than he used to be.
RushLimborg 1 year ago
@RushLimborg
Even here, he's got a conservative message--who are YOU to try and ban smoking because it's bad for people! They KNOW it's bad for them!
RushLimborg 1 year ago
AWESOME!!!
canadarules989 2 years ago
I would love to see more DML on youtube with full episodes, these were great
foleynj86 2 years ago 24
@foleynj86
Loejyrrab 11 months ago
"...light one up off the eternal flame."
i'm gonna plan my next vacation around that.
burnhippiesforfuel 2 years ago 5
@burnhippiesforfuel Grab the Olympic torch bearer and say "hey man ya got a light?"
kenporich2006 2 years ago 2
dm for president
drumier 2 years ago 5
Six dollars a pack now.
reddog223 2 years ago 3