you make one more move on me you motherfucker ill fucking cut your fucking balls off ill shove them up your fucking ass, ill fucking bury you, ill put ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your fucking eyeballs, ill send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert.
that picture comparison at 0:29 cracks me up! "I've slipped up and had apple pie and ice cream... Thanks for caring about people. Can I speak to the loser using the lame soundboard, please?".
He's probably the only soundboard character that I dislike. I hate how he just resorts to making stupid noises sometimes. I lost a little respect lol for Satanic Racist when Rick the Mulletman shut him down and made him do the same thing too.
Chris is a dumbass. "A-S-S... H-O-L-E, that's a name for you" is right.
haha, i've had that line in my head all day today and couldn't quit laughing. People were wondering what i kept smiling about but of course there's no way i could begin to explain any of this to them lmao
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sociopathicregret 1 month ago
Most of the real cocktails...
Bleakunending 2 months ago
One of the best soundboard calls I heard in a while. The video intro alone is hilarious!
ebbowman 3 months ago
" there's something I want you to hear......"hey lemme Fuck you!".......thanks for your time." LMFAO
MatthiasScharf 4 months ago
You can just call me Henry.
Bleakunending 5 months ago
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Bleakunending 5 months ago
that last deniro call is epic
clutchmc22 8 months ago
Wilford Brimley sounds like an ominous, post-apocalyptic dictator at the beginning.
ChristlicherKrieger3 8 months ago 5
@ChristlicherKrieger3 He rules with an type 2 onset iron apple grip.
Bleakunending 5 months ago
LOL at the AA call.
McIntyreHunter 11 months ago
It's a bird, it's a plane! No it's fucking Stageman!! BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
66hourenergy 1 year ago 2
I'm 21, and whenever I listen to Chris' voice I think "I WANT AN ADULT"
66hourenergy 1 year ago 2
*FARRRT*
My GOD.
RedDaVincy 1 year ago
Would have been 10 times funnier if the guy thought he was talking with a real person.
Brainbuster1000 1 year ago
you make one more move on me you motherfucker ill fucking cut your fucking balls off ill shove them up your fucking ass, ill fucking bury you, ill put ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your fucking eyeballs, ill send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert.
SuperResound 1 year ago
*FART*
oh MY GOOOODDD lol
Firebirrd85 1 year ago
what is chris the hackers number
davidmarino96 1 year ago
Awesome intro
clutchmc22 1 year ago
that picture comparison at 0:29 cracks me up! "I've slipped up and had apple pie and ice cream... Thanks for caring about people. Can I speak to the loser using the lame soundboard, please?".
Greatness!
gedaman 1 year ago
I wont to treat you to ice cream,apple pie and Diabeetus!!!
maxx88 1 year ago
I cant breathe call 911.
dukee155 1 year ago
Chris is a fucking loser! Keep calling the little fag
GalaxyDuelist64 1 year ago
lmao, the wiliford brimley pics with the icecream and pie
JustPoleBarnBuilders 1 year ago
i've already had a conversation with the vice president in charge of verizon.
SuperFuckinasshole 1 year ago 2
you're out of your mind buddy, i don't even have a loser and i don't do lame soundboards.
electricchandelier 1 year ago
7:00 haha
mrpayne123 1 year ago
this is hilarious
195vader 2 years ago
you think this is funny... but we will see, who has the last laugh..
ThaDutchDude 1 year ago
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195vader 1 year ago
its a line from chris the hacker 0_o
ThaDutchDude 1 year ago
o sorry lol thought it seemed familiar
195vader 1 year ago
I'd like to take a few minutes to talk to you about diabeetus... (phbtbtbt) actually about... apple pie...
Botany101 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahaha
Firebirrd85 2 years ago
chris survives on all of this attention
Chubachus 2 years ago 2
Chris: "I won't answer calls from unknown numbers anymore."
Oh, I bet...
twotailed 2 years ago
That picture with the cat makes me laugh!
yourass117 2 years ago 2
DeNiro and Brimley are straight up fucking thugs.
PrankCallFan845 2 years ago 11
Jackass Plumber is cooler than Chris. Chris is the true loser!
r4gEd 2 years ago
ima super hero..... and you love it..
lol chris was sounding a little fagish toward the end
enjoiCam 2 years ago
@enjoiCam
He's probably the only soundboard character that I dislike. I hate how he just resorts to making stupid noises sometimes. I lost a little respect lol for Satanic Racist when Rick the Mulletman shut him down and made him do the same thing too.
Chris is a dumbass. "A-S-S... H-O-L-E, that's a name for you" is right.
TaladagaCockknocker 1 year ago
haha totally.
"Oh!... there you are... you're using icallllllllll"
enjoiCam 2 years ago
I hope someone adds "Kiss my ass, will yeh?" to the Duncan soundboards.
LuigiGodzillaGirl 2 years ago 8
I like that "slipping up" picture. LOL!!!!!
Parashooter24 2 years ago
brilliant intro lolllllllll 50000000000*
DownloadPranks 2 years ago 2
Excellent stuff
thamossop 2 years ago
you used all of chris's most nerdy and uninformed quotes back at him,.
E,g, I know the trunk is coming off
slenkar 2 years ago 4
uninformed and nerdy is chris in a nutshell lol
420Pranksta 2 years ago
You know Chris is stupid when he still bothers to give in to the callers. If he was actually smart, he would stop playing back by now.
nitr0burn 2 years ago
I liked the Brimley stuff.
TheMerlinOfAR 2 years ago 2
1:07
"Theres something I want cha to hear... (FART!)"
" oh my God!"
lmao that part was great XD Good hacker calls to, I can't get ahold of him anymore lol
TheHoboMolester5000 2 years ago 7
thanks for your time.
have a good day.
enjoiCam 2 years ago
lol diabeetus rampage.
I'm going to help spread the beetus and use Mr. Brimley SB in my next vid.
waste668 2 years ago 9
right on man can't wait for it :)
enjoiCam 2 years ago
*whisper* hey do you want to know a secret? those calls to chris were great! :)
acmilan32 2 years ago
the De Niro part was awesome hahahahaha
and frank "i got somethin u can do, kiss my ass will ya!"....LMAO
Brian79camino 2 years ago 2
you pull one more move on me you muther fucker ill chop your fucking balls off ill....... and uh.. etc. etc.
enjoiCam 2 years ago
There's I want you to here.
Kiss my ass.
Thanks for your time.
SnakeProductions124 2 years ago
I wonder how many times Chris said he's not answering any more calls from skype but continues to do so
firstcoming 2 years ago
i know lol.
HE's.... FULL... of.. CRAAP
enjoiCam 2 years ago
Wilford's going to kiss Frank's ass if he's over 65 and has the beetus
dannydevitopranks 2 years ago 4
You could just call me Henry ;)
RedDaVincy 2 years ago
Good morning im Wilford Brimley and i eat alot of Quaker Oatmeal
snotrag684 2 years ago
lol EPIC video
dizeestl 2 years ago
OMFG...the combination of Wilford Brimley and Chris the Hacker acting bizarre just made my day.
Icew0lfBlade 2 years ago
hahahahaha the lady said "OH MY GOD"
zeepman 2 years ago
Kiss my ass, will ye?
Nice new line
macintoshgermany 2 years ago
Yeah only after YOU ATE IT!
aavallone 2 years ago
Holy shit - 1000000000000 stars! your stuff just gets better and better, man! Huge respect!
FligglePlop 2 years ago 2
Lmao.... And I've slipped up... and I've eaten apple pie and I've eaten icecream ahahaha
Stomplebane 2 years ago 4
haha, i've had that line in my head all day today and couldn't quit laughing. People were wondering what i kept smiling about but of course there's no way i could begin to explain any of this to them lmao
enjoiCam 2 years ago
BLOW ME BITCH!!!
lacusclyneEXE 2 years ago
omg this is fucking awesome, keep em coming!
bipolabitch 2 years ago
man that was funny
brooklynnite86 2 years ago
That guy thought Wilf couldn't hear him yet he says, call me back on the same number when you can hear me. How does that make sense? lol.
kosbob44 2 years ago
Yes! you got Chris with the Spoof Horn! Uh Ooohh!!!
TheChrisV420 2 years ago
i'm the phillly nigger thuugg.. ahhhhhhh get summmm!!
enjoiCam 2 years ago
KISS MY ASS, WILL YA?
LMAO Duncan!
kosbob44 2 years ago 3
frank garrett is the shit.. haha
enjoiCam 2 years ago