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Its an ancient Qing accent which only i can decipher. Yao: Coca Cola won't keep me from injury Yao: I can't even keep me from injury. Yao: Maybe ill have a sip. See if its orgasmic. Child: Yao, gimmie some coke. Child: I heard its very good for the brain Child; In fact I can make baskets from halfcourt. Child: Yea, gimmie that crack..i mean coke. Yao: Hey bitch ill fuckin kill you. Child: You look like a pedifile chasing me. Child: Coca Cola, where geeting high happens.
this sounds like my brother when he talks spanish really fast, me and my friend call him Chinese guy, couse he sounds chinese when he talks spanish fast.
姚明 ;有谁不喜欢啊?
我 ; 有我妈妈不喜欢可乐可是我很喜欢
bnjifar92 1 year ago
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ru a good kisser
1 hold ur breath
2 go on to another video
3 add this comment but still holding you r breath
4 did you make it if you did then ur a good kis
kboyjob 2 years ago
ahaha he just dipped with that coke. good commercial
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HereCuzImBoard 2 years ago
it's pedophile, not pedifile!
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Yao: Coca Cola won't keep me from injury
Yao: I can't even keep me from injury.
Yao: Maybe ill have a sip. See if its orgasmic.
Child: Yao, gimmie some coke.
Child: I heard its very good for the brain
Child; In fact I can make baskets from halfcourt.
Child: Yea, gimmie that crack..i mean coke.
Yao: Hey bitch ill fuckin kill you.
Child: You look like a pedifile chasing me.
Child: Coca Cola, where geeting high happens.
HereCuzImBoard 1 year ago
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KirkHinrich111 2 years ago
thx 4 translating
lilnerdy1023 2 years ago 5
Yao: Coca Cola won't make me jump higher (and/or) run faster.
Yao: Nevertheless I like it.
Yao: Who doesn't like it?
Child: Yao Ming, do you want to give me one bottle of Coca Cola?
Child: How about we match(challenge) against one another?
Child: Who wins who drinks. (The winner gets the coke)
Child: ... you good win...(Accent is too thick for me to understand)
Yao: Hey, return my Coca Cola!
Child: Coca Cola, Yao Ming's greatest love.
Child: Who doesn't love (it)?
trophosphere 3 years ago 13
interesting. it's such a beutiful tail about a man and his coke.
Stmurda23 3 years ago 4
I think the child said something like "I wish you luck" XD
babyangel6 2 years ago
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trophosphere 2 years ago
Thanks!
trophosphere 2 years ago
we dont even know wut they were saying, but we "know" wut they were saying.
natural comedy...funny stuff
r8rgoof 3 years ago
Dude kid stole yao mings cola lol :D
creyzeboy41 3 years ago
I am understand..i am a chinese..but i don't think i am to translate it because i don't the people that is wanted to know maybe not understand me.
YeEunFan247 3 years ago
the kid want to challenge for the coke, the first one that misses will not drink the coke.When yao hits the shot the kid ran away!
FrostJeremin 3 years ago
this sounds like my brother when he talks spanish really fast, me and my friend call him Chinese guy, couse he sounds chinese when he talks spanish fast.
Blackpanic10 3 years ago
really?that's funny!
xyhemma 3 years ago
you just got jacked yao LOL
cloudx216 3 years ago
lol
moocowmarshmelo 3 years ago
yao ming is so cool
madofy17 3 years ago
da fuck??? i didnt understand but funny
Snake082389 3 years ago
chinese sound so funny to me...so cool :)
DarkAngeles01 3 years ago
haha
TMSbox 3 years ago
haha
ML1995 3 years ago
ahahahah LMAO xD
egdqv13234 3 years ago
wtf why he take his coke
xhulio56 3 years ago 5
cus he didnt have da money to buy it :D?
roopemo 3 years ago
XD goo lil asian dude!
loverasian1269 3 years ago
yaoming: coca cola won't make me jump higher or run faster, but i just like it. who doesn't ?
kid: yao ming, can you give me a bottle of coca cola ?
yao ming: O_O
kid: then let's compete for it. whoever wins gets to drink it. *shoots*
yaoming: *hands bottle over*
kid: good luck !
yaoming: *shoots* hey, give me back my coca cola !
kid: coca cola, yaoming's favourite. who doesn't love it ?
that's my rough translation :)
EACYNC 3 years ago 5
thanks!
i wanted to know what that meant, but really, you dont have to know chinese to enjoi it!!!!!
andrew12020 3 years ago
no problem :)
i was just kind of bored, and thought that some people might be wondering what they were saying
EACYNC 3 years ago
HAHA! ;D funny
BR41NS 3 years ago
Is that his real voice? It sounded dubbed. I didn't like it, but physically he's gorgeous.
awilde 3 years ago
that is his real voice?maybe you never heard he speak chinese.
xyhemma 3 years ago
hahha funny
SpoinkMeUp 3 years ago
ahahaha pwnt
xyczz 3 years ago
yao you got ur ass jacked!!!
dyingxmonkey 3 years ago
I think he can afford another coke.
MadcapVagrant 3 years ago 2
yeah ur right
dyingxmonkey 3 years ago
lol yao just got STOLEN!!
nicmanity 3 years ago
AHHH Culture Clash!
cantthinkofsn22 3 years ago
go yao!
purplegum95 3 years ago
smart kid :)
elvisniperx 3 years ago
haha! i love yao! go rocketss!!!!!!!
fredt2010 3 years ago