Lily Allen - Alfie Lyrics

[lN0YAMANAKA]

I raped the replay button :'(

[laceyelizabeth101]

love this song lmfao:)



[melliebooo]

i don't get half of these comments =/

[MelliUSAJones]

@melliebooo why not? O.o

[42GingaNinja]

Lily really has a bro called Alfie it is awesome tht she made a song bou her bro



[indigosheepmusic]

everyone's alfie oh my god

[perception15reality]

oh no im alfie, well, theres worse things.

[ZenMasterOfJutsu]

@perception15reality like bush?

[nickinator5423]

fucking cos.lol

[darkling2222]

I love the sweet sisterliness combined with lyrics about weed and getting laid.

[shiyoz]

the fact that it's about a guy who plays theon greyjoy makes me laugh

[sbCactus]

Alfie Allen = Theon Greyjoy. Mind = blown.

[StudioHEC]

im showing this to my brother,,,,it COMPLETELY describes him.

[crstalcupcake221]

in the video Alfie scares me

[awesomexalyssa]

ALFIE ALLEN!

[kraziibunny11]

This matches my older brother almost exactly.

[maeganmonster]

Anyone ever watched a show called Dead Like Me?

Yeah. This is definitely Mason's song xD

[Aiicyla]

@maeganmonster omfg yes

[MrActuallyitsme]

Ilove this song becuase it annoys my sister soooo much it actually makes her yell at me... wait she yells to get her way. anyways don't yo hate having a younger sibling?

[Crimsonscar69]

This was just terrible...and no offense but Alfie is freaking THEON GREYJOY so he won this argument with his sister by a mile

[bLaCkRoSs3]

@Crimsonscar69 Is a song...just get over it o.0

[Crimsonscar69]

@bLaCkRoSs3 It was a comment....just get over it o.O

[kaykay20007]

My brother and I got into an arguement. This song was playing in my head the whole time, especially the line;

'Now, stop being a twat!'

[Ms01010101010101]

I love this sonnggg

[nihilist809]

it's theon greyjoy

[MightyMikey123]

alfie was in my car a few months ago! i live in the same village as lilly allen and he came out with us! 6 of us in my little 106 lol

[vampirechick233]

singing this in school...bad idea

[jgenard]

the subject of this song (Alfie Allen) is now playing Theon Greyjoy on HBO's 'Game Of Thrones', one of the main characters in Season 2.

[BubbaJohnkeller]

oops thats not the clean version O.O

[sophie10014]

a member of my family is reeeally close to lily and ever since then ive been in total awe of her, her voice amazes me!

[DominiqueJones47]

I love how she doesnt cover her accent <3

[GinchiyoAzumi]

This is SOOO funny!! xD

[kartermmm]

my sister bought this song for me. it's so true. i love my sister. we are more like best friends than sister. we started smoking together , we quit smoking together. we did weed. we sneak out of the house together. get into trouble together. but she got pregnant and ran away. i helped her with that as well. but she's no longer my partner in crime. :(

[ilikecake48]

Such a great beat :)

[DarthShpan]

fuck vevo

i gonna get top comment ^^

[AbbiNathan]

My brothers twin:/

[babykakesism]

USUK!!! <333

[mooiisacat]

@babykakesism Holy shit, I'm not the only one who thought this?

[ashlienicholex]

i sang this to my ex when we were together... yeah he didn't like that..hence the fact hes now my ex. tehe

[cathasthoughts]

Theon, don't be such a dick to Asha!

[Vossy92VW]

So Geil der Song :D

[quigonjinntte]

Khaldor Chatroom. ;)

[awwitssocuteRRAAWWRR]

i love this song :p

[RDBeatnik]

This song perfectly describes half the dudes on the internet.

[DuBBeDSoBa]

@RDBeatnik Too right

[rock4574571234]

@RDBeatnik tahts nots truesad im notd on druagss

[Chessex101]

Wait what I didnt knwo that she was in Game of THrones



[SerenityBrooks101]

My dad introduced this to me

[MsAiTea]

This is like...me and my boyfriend, I swear.

[BrokennHome]

I think this is backwards for my family. It'd be my brother singin' it to me..

[RockgirlMega10]

this song is funnyf

[LenServantEvil]

My theme song for my brother c:

[cainciel]

wau this was made long time ago when ass was still called arse

[warandsymphonies]

@cainciel arse is english...

[cstelchek]

if i had a older sister this would be our song

[TibbyJ123]

Hahahahaha :D Perfect :)

[32465babra]

OMG!!! the song is discribing my brother!! (Although his name is Maximus) LOL

[OhMercyMe1]

@32465babra your brother is called Maximus? wow

[LeopardandBlondie]

Arthurs song to Alfred <3

[darkxlove652]

@LeopardandBlondie  Hetalia?

[LeopardandBlondie]

@darkxlove652 yup <3

[darkxlove652]

@LeopardandBlondie I love hetalia XDDDD

[ninjagirlninjagirl]

@LeopardandBlondie

hetalia?

[MsHiiloveu]

@LeopardandBlondie Its a shame only a handful of people will get that, but to be fair it fits so perfectly XD

[KurehaPandaNii]

@LeopardandBlondie DUDE!! Someone else saw that!!! @.@ BTW: I'm Arthur. :3 <3

~Iggy<3

[SyntheticCupcake]

@LeopardandBlondie And that is the exact reason why I looked up this song. :3

[LupinexLuvxPuppy]

@LeopardandBlondie ~that~

[martianchick123]

@LeopardandBlondie are you a Hetalia fan?!?! YES!!!

[TheLaybrenth]

@martianchick123 Oooooo I <3 Hetalia! :DDD

[SquidellySpoochGirl2]

@LeopardandBlondie I was thinking the same thing

[oOxKatieKatxOo]

@LeopardandBlondie Omg, yes. XD

[MelliUSAJones]

@LeopardandBlondie X3 it's a scary coincidence, isn't it? XD

[moartrollz4dinner]

@LeopardandBlondie

Hetalia? You're good... ^_^

[BiebersMyHeart]

haha funny song, lovee it!:)

[xXLilyStRegisXx]

This song is double the awesome if you're an Alfie Allen fan :3

[SilenceEmoGirl1123]

D: wtf

[nus797]

this reminds me of my friend

[theBESTstyle1000]

this reminds me of my big brother!

[xXlockedsecretXx]

@theBESTstyle1000 ha ha reminds me of my big brother too :P

[stefs4]

hahaha this sounds just like my ex boyfriend ><

[EpIcPrOdIGyPeRsOn]

I remember i reharsed this for my mum at the age of 9. this used to be my favrioute song :D

[XXXXMeowimakittyXXXX]

I find it great that this was posted 8 days after 4/20..... Lmao

[xXxXDeathkatsukixXxX]

I love hetalia and all, but I didn't even think of the UsUk reference until you people said it. I think commenting something that doesn't really relate to the fandom isn' nessary...:U...

[Zippy262]

theon greyjoy bitchez!!!

[chloe0504xxx]

hahahahaha it's amazin!!xxx

[EvangelineShines]

haha I love Alfie Allen AKA Theon Greyjoy on Game of thrones

[FisslPoBissl]

@MySticMeAcAt First of all thank you for doing this video :)

But I have to say that your lyrics is full of mistakes! :D

You wrote 'mon frere'. It named 'mon frère'

And at the end she said 'Please understand' x2 not 'don't despair' :D

And in the refrain there's also not 'Now, now there's no need to swear' but

'No, no there's no need to swear'

Sorry but I got to tell you this befor you start a new video :D

[123654789301]

Love it!!!



[puppylo9278]

the first time i heard this i was like 7 nd i have music on demand so i watched randoom songs nd now n then i forget what its called but i love his song im 12 now

[PatientBomb]

Lily Allen is a judgemental bitch that won't make songs pointing out her own flaws since she's too busy doing it to other people.

Fucking cunt.

[eschercheshire]

@PatientBomb I'd advise you to get to know someone one personally before you call them a "judgemental bitch".

[MirandaWinn]

@PatientBomb Listen to "Fuck You" then.

[AvaKayeCPU]

@PatientBomb Oh look! I've found a third degrading comment by the same person saying the same thing on yet another Lily Allen video!!!

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? You'd think she wrote these songs about you!

[invaiderzen]

@PatientBomb You're the one that's being judgmental

[X2an]

What does cos mean?

[Forsakensoul001]

@X2an It means because...

[hopefulwisher03]

it's a cute song especially the ending...sounds like a nursery rhyme but if you really take your time to understand the lyrics..it's actually meaningful...=D fun song....=D hahaha

[muddieducky]

i listened to this song when i was about 6, and i had no clue what any of the lyrics meant xD

[ashriver7710]

...ironically it reminds me of my older brother

[GabberJonathan]

Love these lyrics. xdd

[Luchia5000]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa. THC WEEEEEEEEEED

[zlyfire]

@TheForever1220 No, twat is not french word in itself. Its and Elnglish word, which translated to French means Chatte, female cat

[TheForever1220]

@zlyfire umm.. no its not an English word and think about it... what else can you call a female cat...

[fireboy129]

You know what's really funny? Alfie plays Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones, the series on HBO.

[OhXMyXParamoreX]

This has my brother's name written all over it. -__-

[16CleverTaunts]

@OhXMyXParamoreX telll me about! this almost describes my brother! and he isnt even a teen yet

[XxDyiingBlackRosexX]

THIS SONG'S FOR YOU KAILLE.

[BecauseIamDiffrent]

WHOTHEFRK DISLIKED

[albulpielii]

AWESOME LYRICS :))) !

[Ashleyisbaked]

Alfie gives stoners a bad name. We're not all useless. Look, man, I've got certain information, all right? New shit has come to light! And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I... this could be a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

[TheForever1220]

"im trying to help you out so you can stop being a twat." in french "twat" means pussy lol

[zeewolsk]

i dnt care what people say, i love lily allen

[NsFVisionz]

i watched this bcuz uncensoured

[SmashGangProductions]

looks like this song got through to her brother :)

[viint]

Anyone else listening to this again after discovering Alfie was Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones?

[TashaTuckerFabray]

@viint I AM.OMG.

[Carinaroxursox0811]

@viint Lily Allen REALLY has A brother named Alfie you dimwits! Google him!!

[viint]

@Carinaroxursox0811 umm yea. And he's also now an actor in Game of Thrones. YOU google him up, dimwit.

[whoretyme]

Aren't we all in our bedrooms smoking weed now-a-days?

[dragongirl1501]

generic hetalia-related comment.

[EpiczzWTF]

omg the story of my life

[Trying2FindWhoIam]

Lily Allen is awesome! Love her SOOOO much! :)

[YuneMuis]

haha the way she says 'mon frere', really funny:) I love her<3

[DanikaJadeee]

hahahahahhahaahhaahhahahhahaha­hhahahhahhaahhahahha

[RietjeRox]

ah so much usuk reference =3= i love it XD /shot

[xbLackHeart7x]

haha. i wonder what Theon Greyjoy feels about this...

[KatherinneStark]

@xbLackHeart7x Me too ! <3. I love him, he looks so mature and hardcore in Game of Thrones, and in this he's just another teen. Lovely. <3.

[KatherinneStark]

@xbLackHeart7x So damn right! I love him <3.

[XPandaGaaraX]

This song is so catchy!♥ ♥

[eschercheshire]

They should have this on a kids show! It would be perfect, provided the grown-ups don't listen to the lyrics....

[bluesky12353]

i was hurting my bro and singing this song lolz I MADE HIM CRY LOLZZZZZ

;))))))

[Dots667]

hi! I'm Alfie. :D

[randomemolol]

Hmm....why oh why does my big  brother say this song relates to me ?

[wormwoodraven]

This is why I'll never let my littlle bro smoke weed with me. He already plays video games and watches TV all day.

[awesomeHUMANform]

This song was written by Igiko. BU

[kitty1066]

I swear this is about my little brother... thankfully 4 yrs on he has straightnered up and has a beautiful fiancee xxx Love him gazillions xxx

[sarahlovestotalk]

I just love this sooooooo much :D



[ReigningNinya1]

P.S. What a cute song!

[ReigningNinya1]

Hey Alfie did good! He has a job now - in a kickass TV show I might add!

[wormwoodraven]

@ReigningNinya1 Hahaha

[XBreezyBooX]

Hahaha my counselor told me to listen to this song. hilarious. so cute

[emoSASUKEgrl]

I FIND IT AWESOME HOW I GOT 34 THUMBS UP XDDD

HETALIAAAAAA ALFREDD AND IGGY XDDD Love you guys~!

[China7Powers7Hetalia]

@emoSASUKEgrl your comment made my day xD HETALIA FANS UNITE!

[SuperAlistair10]

@emoSASUKEgrl now you have 34, i should be subscribed.

[LawlietLover600]

@emoSASUKEgrl XDD I'm not the only one who thought Alfred and Arthur XD

[bracefacenetwork]

@LawlietLover600 lol same here

[TheItaliansBlog]

@EatsRainbowNerds OMG im a Hetalia blog :3

[EatsRainbowNerds]

@TheItaliansBlog omg AWESOME haha alrite to get this out...DENMARKIS MINE!! sry just..ya xD i love hetalia to death!!

[EatsRainbowNerds]

@emoSASUKEgrl OMG! AWEOSME!! ALRITE TO GET THINGS STRAIGHT...DENMARK IS MINE!! XD sry im just soo happy that someone likes hetalia haha

[MrsConverseForever]

I love how all of her songs have a happy beat like this and 'Fuck You'.

[lizzlexoxo]

@MrsConverseForever IKR Shes mean in a nice way LOL

[capetorial]

ooooo i only say it? its iiiiiiiiiii only. or if youre spelling it, its just i only. youre bad at lryics, breh, how are you top on youtube for alfie lyrics? gtfo the internet

[RockstarMandy14]

@capetorial Quit being a dick and maybe GTFO yourself? Just a suggestion.

[capetorial]

@RockstarMandy14 u mad bitch?

[XooooooL]

love this song :3 <3

[VampiressMiharu]

I miss the good ol' days when Hetalia fans weren't everywhere. (I'm actually a huge Hetalia fan)

[PiNKSUNSHiN3]

Oh my god, I can't even avoid friggin' Hetalia when listening to Lily Allen.

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[Friends4eva09x]

gay

[Suskygirl]

Sort of reminds me of my ego by regurgitator.

[BoyBadParker2011]

reminds me of my bro

[MidnightFlower13]

Oh dear Alfred Jones, stop pulling on Mattie's and Francis's hai-...Actually, continue pullign on Francis's...

[RainingStrawberry]

HETALIA WINS.

[LaniwonderZ]

Hetalia. Nuff said.

[BubblesGarcia2012]

@LaniwonderZ what is that if you don't mind my asking?

[LaniwonderZ]

@BubblesGarcia2012 That's an anime series in which the countries of the world are personified as humans. The main setting is WW2 with the Axis Powers fighting the Allies, additional to that there are also side stories about events or stereotypes of certain countries.

The show is based on stereotypes and only to amuse, not to actually teach about history. I mentioned it here because the name of America is Alfred and 'Alfie' is his nickname. He is the little brother of Britain. That's all.

[BubblesGarcia2012]

@LaniwonderZ Oh ok gotcha, hmm interesting.

[ZwinkyFreak1011]

Adorable Lilly! (:

[Momslittlegirl11]

i couldnt stop laughing when i heard this

[emoSASUKEgrl]

Hetalia <3 Arthur and his little brother Alfie XD

[LaniwonderZ]

@emoSASUKEgrl I LOVE YOU! :D Hetalians everywhere!!! (I only clicked that video because of 'Alfie' in the title!!)

[emoSASUKEgrl]

@LaniwonderZ LMAO <3 HETALIA FANS UNITE! -gives high five-

[RabidWaffleKitty]

@emoSASUKEgrl XD I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!