Self Service Checkout

[sweetypie000]

put it this way - the areas in london I shop in are always so abundant with immigrants, who are mostly all below the normal education level, that all the self-service tills have the alarms for "remove last item" disabled because it is technology that these bumb assholes really struggle with.

Watching paint dry is quicker than watching some chimp struggling with a bar code reader, putting an item in a bag, checking out and paying.

'British' citizens ? we have adopted a bunch of spastics

[VancoisT]

@sweetypie000 i work in tesco and most of the IDIOTS are british you dumb British are too stuck up your own ass to pay attention.. the machine even has a fucking animation aswel as text and voice clip telling you what to do but yet they mess it up.. and then you tell these morons what to do and when you turn your back they go and do the same fucking shit that messed it up in the first place..

[sweetypie000]

If I wanted to have a career on the till in a supermarket i'd have got a job there. I think its unaccaptable with the prices they charge to make you scan items yourself.

Also, the amount of times I've seen shop staff actually doing all the scanning for brain deads african morons because they are so dense they can't (or likelyhood is they are way too lazy) to do it themselves.

I had a bad experience a short while ago with yet another black inept waste of space

[VancoisT]

@sweetypie000 your a racist piece of shit.. because most of you waste of space white idiot speak and read fucking english but yet you cant understand when the machine says put the item in the bagging area. you just stand there telling me i've scanned it whilst looking like a brain dead moron.. so before you start being racist why dont you pay attention and maybe shove your head in your ass you stupid pathetic moron..

[sweetypie000]

@VancoisT is it MY fault they are thick as shit ? don't give me a volley.

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[THEPLASTICPARROTS]

the idea of a self service checkout is that you dont need assistance!!! then why??? do you always need assistance. . madness. grrrr

[81Raiden]

this joke has been done to death that could of been funny the head explode is boring, typical Yank bollocks!

[ojp4lyf]

its irish nobhead. since when was dublin in america?

[salemcripple]

@ojp4lyf there are several Dublins in America actually. Dublin California, Dublin Georgia, Dublin Ohio, etc, etc...

[RitvarLegend]

its funny but wtf ?

[cptstartrek02]

good special effects!! BTW the blood seems to be transparent!! LOL!

[famous55]

LOL

[kEiThAbIxXX]

Ha ha ha, Excellent 5*****

[sophieandmegs]

WTF! hahaha

[loulovestosing]

ha i like it i like it!

[jessicaIDsudona]

Ya dirty jesaplie!!!!

[metallica0019]

HAHAHA i watched as thay talked

[emmmma90d]

Hahaaa... Thaz A Guuud One... Ledge (:

[Slebonson]

Awesome....know how this feels.

[phil3983]

know how that feels,, except the head explodin bit of course

[juuliuuz]

Love your show!

[babycakesarah]

What can I say, GENIUS!!! Yous two are absolute LEGENDS!!!!! lol, JEREMY MARRY ME!!!! lol

[hawmand]

lolz great one, i hate self Service Checkout

[eduardb15]

haha!

[Durtybum]

Brilliant, show the kids

[blayne69]

Brilliant ad, love it!!

[repunzellxx]

not something you would want your kids to watch

[stonebabies]

oh sweet jesus its brill, I know how that feels!

[Talaghn]

hehe... thanks! ill be sure to talk now!

[Murphy4709]

thats great! some proper fucking gore, man i wanna kill someone now!!!

[m8rkk]

shud b a warning on this, bit grusome

[FruityFrenchiie]

Haha.

Nice one.