Larry Craig: Don't Jerk Us Around by the Gas Nozzle

[DragonFly122]

Rosie Palms and her five sisters

[contacter]

Right wing douchebag without an ounce of credibility.

[Boelcke1919]

Larry Craig IS gay.

[metalgearDavid]

maybe they can jerk his nozzle off. except.. they have to be underage boys..

[beta447]

This guy is the KING of Freudian innuendo.

[GeneralGoosey]

Am I the only one who read this as "Don't Jerk us Around by the Gay Nozzle"?

[NYerintransit]

Larry Craig is not gay.

[marcusaurelius1221]

What an asshole.

[NAARandom]

That depends on who's "jerking" the "gas nozzle" if you know what I mean. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more"

[expatted]

Craig knows about jerking gas nozzles.

[bluesboy25000]

Oh boy. There are so many things you can say with this

[newmac]

It just leaks out from these right wingers; they can't help themselves... ;-)

[scotters201]

I love the way his upper lip goes up when he says "jerk us around" haha..you know his mind was wandering while he was saying this..this guy sure has way with words..

Bill clinton speech was so funny,Bill a nasty naughty bad boy to him lol

[skank3000]

LOL... he sounds sooo super gay ... nelly old bottom pretends to be straight... well, life is tough as a republican ;-)

[Mrwirez]

Chin-Nuts

[woody5551]

The gay community really needs to ask Senator Craig

Friend? Or Enema?

[bollock121]

king of the toe tappers

[mnmn59]

what a leader

[mnmn59]

wanna jerk me around by my gas nozzle luver boi Craig? signed: jonny lew

[leddhed]

Grandpa loves dick.

[andyrooney11]

This guy's comments make it so obvious that his gay subconscious is coming out openly whether he likes it or not

[radudeATL]

perv

[Mrgyn]

"I'm not Gaaaay, I'm Senator Larry Craig.

I got blue balls in the bathroom stalls.

I rest my briefcase against the waaaaall.

Pretend to crap do a toe tap at an Airport in Minneapolis.

[writofmandamus]

at 0:26, he says jerk with such ferocity

[whoo689]

He sure as hell jerked a "gas nozzle" in the airport bathroom that day!

[writofmandamus]

or he tried to

[gen8joey]

he looked like he wanted to jerk Bill Clintons gas nozzle

[lordsmokeadoob420]

lol yeah from underneath a BATHROOM STALL.

[onetruepatriot]

You'd probably expect that after that little incident he had in a Minneapolis Airport Men's Room, he would have already learned his lesson. Does he even know that all of these things that he says sound very sexual in nature?

[ChrisCrockerTime]

lol! That's amazing that he has all of these bizarre kind of gay innuendos in all these clips. It just seems too obvious and you can tell he's getting a kick out of saying these things, that's what blows my mind.

[patworx1]

Larry Craig, tap tap tap tap tap.

[zee339]

with that forehead he looks like a klingon

[zmikles]

she is a big ol' drag queen.

[somalisulja]

tap tap tap,republicans are comin back to the same airport that dis freak was tryin to have gay sex i live in MN i better not see anybody snooping around while im pissing.cause is gona dead senators in the bathroom cause i dont play that kind of politics.

[dannyd1572]

To even have the nerve to use "jerking around" in a senate debate shows this guy is oblivious to his sick crime.

[bollock121]

Shame on you Idaho.

tap tap tap

[robertinboise]

I saw my dear US Senator from Idaho the other day at Target.  It was all I could do not to walk up to him and spit on him. This law-breaker will be getting a lifetime pension of over $100,000 per year from US Taxpayers. Shame on all of us in Idaho for allowing this ass hole to remain in office.

[DragonFly122]

"Don't jerk us around by the nozzle...."

Craig is "jerking" off again...I wonder where it will be next time...hehehe.

[DragonFly122]

This guy has a channel: SenatorLarryCraig.

[Whoo69]

Notice how he says "jerk us around" the loudest in his speech and with the most emphasis.

[Whoo69]

When Craig says "the venezuelas", the gestures start getting pretty gay.

[gen8joey]

The poor guy standing in back of Larry must have busted a gut there trying not to explode in laughter.

[Oilwellian]

Larry Craig: the gift that keeps on giving. :D

[nothankyoumam]

Another unintended gem from the king er queen of the mensroom toilet stall.

[bollock121]

Just in...

Larry "WIDE STANCE" Craig will be offering $49 promotional bus tours of all Minneapolis area public restrooms during the GOP convention there this summer. Those who sign up early will receive a lifesize poster of the famous Idaho Senator doing his full tapdance routine while sitting on the mens room crapper - autographed by special guests Jeff Gannon, Mark Foley, and Ted Haggard.

[robertinboise]

I love it! Our creepy US Senator preaching about jerking nozels! I am ashamed that my state leaders in Idaho did nothing to stop this evil man from completing his US Senate term. Thanks for posting this!

[davjam153]

He is funny though!

[sanjosethornton]

Let this guy speak at the GOP convention. There gonna be going through the same airport in minnesota that larry was "jerking off" in so it would be perfect. Larry can say, "Obama is a bad nasty naughty boy! I think he needs to be punished with a spanking! John McCain is a true right winger. He looks soooo right and feels sooooooooo right! He's a man you can LEAN ON! He always BEHIND you when you need him! NO offense to Obama but he is not my TYPE of GUY. He is TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!"

[sanjosethornton]

Craig reminds me of that character in movies who makes weird comments and doesn't understand why people are laughing.

Larry: "We can't let them jerk us off!"

Senate: Hahahahahahahaha!

Larry: "Whats so funny! Those are nasty naughty boys!"

Senate: Hahahahahaha!

Larry: "Whats so funny! Why does everyone laugh whenever i say that. Stop screwing around with me!"

Senate: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHA!

Larry: "Im not kidding! Stop laughing! I'm not fooling around with those pumps!STOP

[sanjosethornton]

Why isn't that all the other senators are not laughing out loud whenever this clown speaks. I would have hard time looking at this man seriously without laughing because I would still be stuck thinking about his dancing in the bathroom and how he likes to touch other people's legs and would be forced to giggle. I mean seriously, who pays attention to this guy. He's a lameduck senator who still sounds very gay, no matter how much he denies it. And can say one sentence without any clues to sex?

[terradyne17]

It was a subliminal proposition to all of the other republicans in the room. Craig wants his little nozzle jerked around some more.

Good ol' log cabin republicans.

[sleece6]

OMG!

The deer in headlights look of the guy behind Mr. Widestance when he says "Jerk Us Around"...Hahahahahaha!

Inside he's going...

Don't laugh..Don't laugh..Don't laugh..Can't laugh....Can't laugh.....Can't laugh.

But later at the water cooler.....

I can only imagine.

[ergogrrl]

Check out the man behind Craig. The truly priceless part of this video is the look on his face when Craig makes his remark.

[bollock121]

WIDE STANCE

[FirstHillSeattle]

he is so gay!

[metlmakr227]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.. Too funny!!

[gen8joey]

The man who invented the mens room "Wide-Stance" now talks about jerking around gas nozzles just keep lmfao at this clown.

tap tap tap tap tap

[ElGrandinquisitor]

His wife says he has penis breath. She should know. He went down on the family cat and it got pregnant. Swallow you bastard!

[retrorio]

That's why he was acting that way in the bathroom at the airport - he was trying to find someone who was in favor of drilling. Drilling him.

[onemanband1963]

His picture belongs in the dictionary beside the definition of hypocrite. unbelievable.

[ibexr88]

You're a bad naughty boy, Larry, a nasty bad naughty boy.

[bigncornfed]

I feel rage when I see a gay man who hates gays pretending to be a patriot in spite of the fact that he is smart enough to know what he is saying isn't true. Is this a representative of the United States of America? I killed my nations enemies based on the word of this disgusting, pathetic, criminal? I wish the jokes could write themselves for me and I mean you guys no disrespect, but I can't laugh anymore. My country is dying and I don't know how to save it. Larry craig is coward

[crazyforvideosdx]

Wish that would happen but awkward working he used. W/e it wont happen. Fuel=most efficient energy producer and until it runs out, we going to keep using it

[Conservative1953]

he has experience holding the nozzles

[mcgloinm]

He knows a lot about 'jerking around' doesn't he.

[startripping]

Looks like he put some weight on. Maybe all that man-juice he's been slurpping down?

And how womanly are those hand gestures he throws out?

My god,why not just come out of your dungeon,I mean closet, and tell us the truth. Oh. wait.I forgot you're a politician.

[medicfx45]

that gay dude has balls using that expression

[marvisinsane]

Why do these dipshits say: "The Venezuelas, the Saudi Arabias, the Irans" etc.

Just say the fucking country, because you sound like fucking idiots. This is a Bush tactic also and it makes them sound like bullshit.

[noybm1]

I thought he resigned.

[bfayer]

you can't see it here but he is playing footsie with the gentleman behind him

[audioX1]

Speaking of pumps, Larry was being "pumped" in the men's room the other day

[mrbriscoe2001]

The jokes sometimes just write themselves,don't they?

[BushTerrorism]

He really meant to say...Anyone wanna jerk me around by my gas nozzle? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Toxxic88]

Another GOP member.

GOP - Gay Old Pedophiles

[1lawgrad]

i love the guy right behind him. his expression is priceless.

[troyg19]

Hey look, its the child molesting queer!!

I thought your gay ass got kicked out of the Senate

[onetruepatriot]

That's what she said hahaha

[blair227]

HA HA HA Craig is obviously an expert on JERKING NOZZLES.

[DRp350]

the funny thing is he's right...

[ESCOXTC]

fucking homo.

[jpbalkenende]

Hehehe I wonder if he stands around with a wide stance while giving speeches just to keep up his guise.

[purplexxd]

Nooo way.Did this man just say those words?Wow,the comical level is of the charts.

[DillonX]

He spews a lotta hot gas ... if we can only find a way to make it useful ... be careful though as he may try to suck a lot too.

[420gma]

Did he write this speech in the bathroom !?

[expatted]

He'd rather be jerked around (by the "gas nozzle") by some young boy in a Minnesota airport restroom.

[expatted]

Larry likes to jerk things, but they ain't gas nozzles (technically speaking).

[expatted]

He didn't.  HA HA HA HA! What a schmuck.

[malickfan]

This guy should be running for Prez.

[oppesdaman]

You do realize that this is the same guy who was arrested in an undercover sting to catch homosexual activity in public restrooms, right? He tried to proposition for gay sex in an airport bathroom and still he allowed to represent hard working Americans in the Senate. What a disgrace.

[sanjosethornton]

NO! Let him stay. Im glad he didn't resign. THis guy makes for good comedy. Idaho will just pick another bigoted republican so what difference does it make. YouTube wouldn't be the same without larry craig jokes.

[BrendaB52]

......nah, too easy

[midwestcharm]

"Wide stance larry"

[MojoJuana]

jesus!

the men's room is not enough...now, this whore is blowing big oil!

[bigjstokes]

hahahahahah......HAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHA

[MrMatteNWk]

Heh; I remember when he was supposed to resign last September. I see he's back to his old ways.

[RonPaulClips]

hahahahah - "Don't jerk me around unless you're a closeted married man in a bathroom looking for a good time" is what he meant to say.

How is this guy still at his job?????

Unreal

[DeltaSigChi4]

Nigeria? WTF.

E

[secure214]

Closet Case HOMO! He looks and sounds like a flaming queen wanna-be. Toilet Troll

[justcallmesoso]

is he not that gay republican? Airport gay guy?

[dennisthapa]

haha he has no credibility anymore...

btw, what other channels do you have TPM?

[RonPaulClips]

hahahahha - that guy behind him sooooo wanted to laugh.

[thomasmccom]

Calling Dr. Freud, stat!

[khalifa987]

Those people in the background are almost ready to bust out laughing.

[mcalien24]

"unless its in an airport bathroom," craig later said.

[patsagainstrats]

I applaud the Democracts for outing Graig as a homosexual, then gay-bashing him from the Senate.

[mcalien24]

i think they are merely judging him by the standards he uses to judge other people. Its an effort to point out his hypocracy, an attack on his beliefs, what he himself perceives to be immoral, not neccesarily his actions.

[patsagainstrats]

Kind of like Obama voting for FISA, eh?

[mcalien24]

exactly. obama was against fisa, then he voted for it. he tried to explain but that dosent matter because often sentences cant fit into soundbites. his vote was yea and its disapointing.

now that you mentioned that, instead of talking about the initial issue (one of ur fav. tactics), lets talk about mccains flip flops.

-bush tax cuts

-campaign finance reform

-immigration

-wiretapping

-torture

-social security privatization

-roe v wade

and those are just off the top of my head.

[jpbalkenende]

Haha you are an idiot.

[MMS747]

If I remember right, a policeman outed Senator Craig. I have no idea what the policeman's political affiliations were. As for bashing, a little hypocrite bashing never hurt anyone. And as for flip-flopping, to my knowledge, Obama has never been caught flip-flopping in a men's bathroom.

[patsagainstrats]

Larry Sinclair and Harlem's Pastor Manning disagree with you.

[MMS747]

Sorry, Pat, but I won't be voting Republican this year. My first choice was a Republican, my last choice is a Republican. And now there's just no way I can reward that party for the nightmare that is the Bush administration. If there were a viable third choice, I'd vote for it. Without it, I'll be voting a straight Democratic ticket. So vituperate all you want; at least you're entertaining.

[aitoaster]

This is so funny. So typical of sex obsessed self loathing gay republicans. OH sorry....I mean republicans in general.

[youthworkerpete]

Why not invest in something that isn't oil?

Then you'll be fine.

[xdir]

Damn foreigners!!, always jerking our nozzles.

We have to stop this ASAP, a step in the right direction would be drilling in bathstalls until we are all tapped out, then erect a policy of jerk independence to ensure only americans pull on their own gas nozzles

[dandr1544]

His wide stance now goes from Venezuela to the Middle East. PMPL

[NGS712]

dandr: Apparently he's got an international reputation.

[raptorbonesaw]

I know it's okay because he's a hateful and transparent hypocrite, but at some point doesn't this start to qualify as gay-baiting?

[gnolti]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[lorinhl]

Do guys like this just exist to make Jon Stewart's life easier....and our lives funnier?

[dicknemdown]

they want to siphon our semen from our man sticks!

[MisterGaines]

jerk

[dhead22]

*taps foot*

[iburl]

I love the way the guy in the back has to turn his eyes and bite his tongue in his cheek! Too Funny! What a queen that Larry Craig is!

[erkd1]

LMAO!!!

[grazon]

You just know every Senator in the room had to do their best not to bust up laughing.

It's going to be a sad day when Larry "tappers" Craig leaves DC.

[sanjosethornton]

Your absolutely right! I never thought i would miss seeing a republican on capitol hill but this hypocritical clown with a gay voice is just too much of a riot. I thought after Ted Haggard was outed by a gay prostitute i thought i couldn't laugh at a bigger hypocrite again. Larry craig didn't let us down. He gave us another gay hypocrite to laugh at.

[grazon]

When the hooker first pointed fingers at Haggard I figured he was just a crook looking to make a buck.

So I about fell out of my chair when Haggard admitted to buying Meth from the guy.

As for Republicans there are some good ones even good conservative ones.

Craig is just a first class hypocritical pervert though.

Frankly he's the kind of freak that gay people hate.

Trying to get it on with a stranger in a public crapper what a dumbass lol.

[josh22922]

hahaha.

[copcorona]

go larry go! a model republican!

[Hdtex]

Why is this poor excuse of a human being still wasting our oxygen?

[ltlillil]

You've got McCain's back, Larry. DRILL, DRILL, DRILL!

[smtpgirl]

The I Ran, sheesh, he sounds like that miss america bimbo, the I rack.

This guy blows, literally!!!

[CampHazzard]

as the day is long

[cooolandy]

He's not gay he never has been gay. Oh please America kick the b*** out.

[marniespeaks]

this guy knows his gas nozzels

[darkally]

wow

[MikeCounty]

I love TPM. Thanks so much for the laugh!

[Lyes99dz]

he's a bitch, isn't he?

[bossmanfreak]

he need a disco ball and techo music because larry soooooo gay.................

[mangey1]

For some reason I don't think it's the gas nozzle that Sen. Craig wishes to be jerked around by.

[zmikles]

what a tool

[tomsoppe]

The repressed right-wing robot is lying again.

They know offshore drilling isn't a solution as they wouldn't be able to even get it going for years. Purely a blame-the-liberals false election issue for the stupid GOP like everything is.

[MacGhil]

"They know offshore drilling isn't a solution as they wouldn't be able to even get it going for years."

That's what the liberals said ten years ago!

Face it, the liberals want high gas prices. They've admitted as much. The more we're like Europe, the happier they are.

European-style socialism is the Dems' primary goal for America (high taxes, total government control, less freedom).

[laleeloolelo]

Gee does this sound like it comes from a liberal?

NYSun June 13, 2008

"I am very angry, frankly, at the oil companies not only because of the obscene profits they've made but at their failure to invest in alternate energy to help us eliminate our dependence on foreign oil," the senator said."

Nope, IT'S FROM McCAIN!

[MacGhil]

"Gee does this sound like it comes from a liberal? [...] Nope, IT'S FROM McCAIN!"

McCain IS a liberal! Why do you think actual conservatives are so displeased with him being the GOP nominee?

FWIW, I'm voting for Bob Barr.

And LOL @ the 6 negative votes that hid my comment. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Break the back of the two-party system!

VOTE FOR ANYONE BUT MCBAMA!

Kick all the bums out of Conress!

[tomsoppe]

McCain's already flip flopped to the Craig position (no innuendo intended) on drilling (no innuendo again) as of very recently.

Offshore drilling is a bad idea and costs more than it could ever help, 10 years ago or now.

[oppesdaman]

This oil supply will be tapped eventually. Why not start now. Even if all we are doing is creating American jobs, it is worth it. If you are worried about tax dollars maybe you should take a good look at the war in Iraq and the housing bust that is taking place right now.

[tomsoppe]

Well he must mean it because he saying it, according to your logic.

McFlipflop has proven time and again he'll say anything and its opposite to get elected. If we fall for the media/GOP talking points and elect him, I'm sure he'll just another corporate hack who does nothing for the environment or energy, like Bush. His environmental record is bad.

Like I said he's a liar.  Don't be naive.

[sleece6]

I see you don't have a WIDESTANCE on

bi-partisanship. Too bad.I'll read "AFP Crashes Al Gore" and draw my own conclusions.My mind is open.Try it sometime. Ronald Reagan said.."FACTS ARE STUPID THINGS" and of course "KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE" As a centrist and FACT freak, I weep for YOU! You better go now....you'll miss RUSH! "Dittotards" are as bad

as"Libtards". A FACT! Divisiveness is a cancer, and you, sir, sound like a malignancy. Now go turn on FOX. You'll miss Hannity.

[MacGhil]

Chill out, dude.

I don't watch FOX, or listen to Rush, or look to the corrupt two party system to solve anything, since Ds and Rs got us into this mess. "Bipartisanship" is for suckers.

I'm voting for Bob Barr.

The only way to solve what ails America is to kick all the bums out, LEGALIZE THE CONSTITUTION and RESTORE THE REPUBLIC.

Poor Larry Craig and his Freudian slips. He should come out -- he'd a happier person for it.

[edusalcedo]

gay

[redwine666]

remember people oil was 30.00 a barrel when bush took office and it has been going up every since. and his oil buddy's including dick I'm a crook cheny wanted it to be this way. Stop voting republican and against your best interests. The republicans only care about there rich friends and no one else.

[AC4LA]

Sheesh

What a GasBag

[dafttool]

Hilarious. Is that accomplished with one tap or two with your shoe?

[NGS712]

It's moments like this that really make you wonder if life isn't just some big sitcom. ;)

[TECHKLEC]

The difference here is that we don't need canned laughter. Everyone is already rolling in the aisles.

[NGS712]

TECH: Well that depends which sitcom we're talkin' about.

Scrubs doesn't have one at all. OR an audience. ;)

What is this sitcom called? 'This is Your Life'?

[TECHKLEC]

NGS:Either "Dream on" or "Archie Bunkers' Place".

[NGS712]

TECH: How 'bout 'FUBAR'?

[TECHKLEC]

NGS:I really don't think it makes much difference what we call it. The audience is already pissed off and throwing stuff at the stage.

[NGS712]

TECH: Now it's only a matter of time before . . . OH SHIT! Cheney's out in the audience biting people!

Somebody get the meat!

[TECHKLEC]

NGS:Il'l call the police and wel'l put him in a straightjacket where he belongs.

[NGS712]

TECH: Well for now we'll keep the audience signal saying, 'Cringe in mortal fear', but it looks as if he's got his hands on pump-action shotgun [specifically recommended for hunting or hostage crises] and has barred the door with set pieces.

[Hero1957]

NGS-I think life is a big Sitcom, bad part is the joke is on us.

[NGS712]

Hero: The long-term one anyway.

Least we get all the short-term ones to make up for it, right??? :|

[SoINeedAName48]

Oh, please let him run for re-election.

[citizen511]

What he means is that if Venezuela or Nigeria want to jerk us around by the gas nozzle, they ought to at least invite us into a public bathroom first. It's just common courtesy.

[asdffd]

HaHa!

[asdffd]

They left out the last part of the clip where Craig went on to say, "Only strangers in mens bathrooms can jerk my gas nozzle!"

[lamouchemorte]

He really needs his nozzle jerked more often. Quick! To the men's room Larry!