Vader's Alternate Reaction

[D0ST03VSKY]

Crap.

[nOOb1hunter]

gay

[11TyDye]

Well...it did get worse. THIS FUCKING BREATHING!!!

[ColeRedRanger]

max nicholson? do you know wren nicholson

[InflamedLight]

LOOL SCREW THE EMPIRE , that did me laugh so hard

[BarbraKing]

Yea. That's kinda truth. Problem is the stupid girl haven't joined the dark side. Another part which is difficult to understand is how Vader died, he seemed weak after he killed emperor for some reason. How the hell :/

[AthlonCAP]

@BarbraKing His suit was keeping him alive. When the emperor's ligghtning course through it, it short-circuited, plus there is the fact that it was lightning in the first place, and it electrocuted him as well.

[Nowimlaughingloud]

"What the hell is your problem man?"

[AspirinTablets]

I don't know why a lot of ya'll are getting pissy.. this is the kinda stuff you see on Robot Chicken and such... then.. you probably foam at that too

[jmesstn]

what a piece of shit if anakin was so rude to the emperor the emperor would rip his cybernetic ballz you stupid people

[DontMessWithJulius]

get the hell out of my artificial non periferal sight lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

[narukofan2]

"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother Anakin, I loved you."

Quoted By Obi-Wan Kenobi From Star Wars Episode III: The Revenge Of The Sith

[folieadeux16]

hey, the cape is cool.

[Rocko0]

pretty good....fail

[099749]

Your sad devotion to the new films, is not going to give you script writing abilties sufficent enought to save them, or find the missing data tapes

[Gaaminator]

now get the hell out of my artificial non-peripheral sight!

[monica4reelz]

LMAO!!!!! (:

[lfgalbraith]

Why is this funny =/

[jsd23]

Sounds a bit like Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. I like.

[TheStarwarsZXV]

lmao

[IndyJones1986]

vader did mess up. he should have not let padme die. and by the way she is beautiful

character or actress. NatPortman

[Mirrorfaceable]

i ask my why vader at this point don't just killed the emperor.

[MrUnclepeanuts]

361 dislikes? wtf?!

[Zataic56789]

Wow......dumbest thing I've seen.

[Murtherion]

good! this is a logical ending... more than Lucas' ending.

[joeb0]

This is much better than the ending.

[BigCJFan]

"Now get the hell out of my artificial non peripheral sight." Hillarious!!!

[101magot]

I think the emperor's gay.......

[EffecTisy]

MEH........

[AgentWD40x]

It was funny when you brought Lethal Weapon into this. Danny Glover says, "I am getting too old for this sh... !"

[fringer6]

This reminds me of a Monty Python skit.

[jolareq]

@fringer6 How so? Monty Python skits were funny. This, well, is not.

[mrsotter19]

This should have been what REALLY happened!!! ^-^

[KryttyOrgamaProducts]

0:29 Padme are you ok?

[ultimatemanofwar]

well this is best than the chesse nooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Theghost11100]

how does he go to the bathroom with all that stuff on?

[mrsotter19]

@Theghost11100 I bet the you-know-what got burned off! Why do you think Vader was always is such a bad mood?

[MrElectronics89]

Um and BTW, wats up with the stupid cape I mean wat the he'll man I dont wear a cape!

[raoulhery]

NICE

[HonestOpinions4u]

SCREW THE EMPIRE!!!

[MysticSonic007]

and any reasoning person would've told the emperor, YOU TOLD ME I COULD SAVE HER?!

DIEEE!

[LoneSoldierRyan]

not really funny

[goji04]

the greatest villian in movie history, betrayed his friends and his people, for a chick...

christ lucas.

[andyb9275]

yeah, when you think about it, when padme died there was nothing keeping anakin on the dark side so he should have just turned good again and killed them.

[collossaljew]

@andyb9275 He had already fallen so far.. it was a little late to turn back at that point, i mean he ONLY brought about the fall of the republic and the entire jedi order. no big deal.

[darkman30200]

bahaha, no big deal XD, so true, i mean, look at it this way, if he hadnt done that then luke would prolly fail..hard....XD

[jlennon13]

"I want the booty I was promised"

[Nuvendil]

@JapanForSale He went to palpatine for a simple reason: he didn't want wisdom, he wanted to hear something comforting; he wanted to hear what he wanted to hear, even if it was total bull. And he didn't get pissed at palpatine cause he had let hate for the jedi build in him so much that it distorted reality for him; in other words, no matter what happened he would always find a way to blame the Jedi.

[TangomanX2008]

you make him sound like a freshman in a philosophy class, :P

[Nuvendil]

lol What can I say?  Thats just how I am :)

[rycon246]

I have a cape !

[ContagiousRandomness]

"hey, forget u man! forget. u. and BTW, WTH is up w/this cape? i dont wear a cape."

[MrUnclepeanuts]

lol "a verbal contract you cant go backsies" XD

[TheMegaPear]

ROFL XD

[jayce79]

5 stars!!

[karrodde]

nice XD

[Powerrulers]

that;s how it should of been

[ImperatorDerGalaxis]

The real reason for Vader's fall = obsession over a girl.... Get's the best of us eventually

I don't know about any one else, but I would personally rather rule the Galaxy at Sidious's side than be married to a bitch like Padme who wasn't even that hot.

[Fudo94]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis I wouldnt want to rule the galaxy as a weak robotic-like black... thing.

[thecody17]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis total conquest or love? I'd take the conquest, it's more rewarding lol

[IXLoveXHisXFace]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis Are you kidding?! She's damn hot!

[NetherDrakeye]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis

id rather marry the bitch tbh...

and shes totally hot

[MedPotter]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis yep but remember, Padme was the only girl Anakin screw his whole life. She must have been like a superhot girl to him

[MysterE96]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis Padme's hot.

[freezie411]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis i'd rather live with yoda on dagobah

[DarkPagan2035]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis I disagree, Natalie Portman is hot for one reason and that's her rap video off SNL if for no other reason.

[mitchellsonguitars]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis well padme was hotter than leia soo ya no 

[360Nomad]

@ImperatorDerGalaxis I'd rather bang Natalie Portman. Besides, would you really want to get delimbed, set on fire, miss you're children first 20 birthday parties, have cut your whiny son's hand off, and then have your own hand cut off (again) by him, then be forced to sacrifice yourself and be electrocuted by you own boss?

[Eskimop16]

yeah im surprised anakin didn't get pissed at the emperor for screwin' him over ..

[DukeNukem96]

@Eskimop16 True but then again he did try to get luke and the apprentice from force unleashed to join him and overthrow him

[darthvidu92]

@Eskimop16 He probably was but he knew he wasn't strong enough to fight Sidious, now that he was missing some limbs.

[darrin42]

@Eskimop16 He coulden't really have because he was the one who had attacked and killed her himself....The emperor technicaly had nothing to do with it. And the knowledge that he himself, had been the one to kill her plunged him even more into the Darkside.

[Spiderkid1199]

@darrin42 dont take it so serious the vid is supposed to be funny gosh

[darrin42]

@Spiderkid1199 What..? I wasen't dissing the vid in anyway. I liked it.

[GangstaGut]

@darrin42 totally agree that it turned him more to the darkside, he learned to hate himself which made him way more powerful than most sith because most sith love only themselves, vader lives for nothing and no rules

[AgentVamp]

@Eskimop16 Yeah....

[Colp2]

@Eskimop16 Well he was filled with hate and anger, but both at himself and the emperor... And he did try to kill his master a few times, just like a true Sith apprentice should

[parkpissser]

haha lol, nice he got screwed:p

[toonertube]

A VERBAL CONTRACT!!! LOL

[mrcheekyface1]

boring :p

[Conflict1107]

ahaha it really made me laugh

[100GeorgeSPatton]

Awesome video.

[builder802]

lol anakin got screwed he lost padme and lost his arm legs and got lit on fire and lost his lightsaber!

[JapanForSale]

Serves him right for being a whiny little emo bitch. The Prophecized one my ass. He couldn't even control his own emotions, or think ahead... hell, even think for himself.

"WHAT MUST I DO, MASTER YODA???"

"Dude, lower your voice. I'm sitting right in front of you. You must train to let go of everything you're afraid to lose..."

Then he goes off to Palpatine and listens to his bullcrap, after years of Jedi training. Way to give your Order the benefit of the doubt, jackass.

[builder802]

I know, the whole nightmares things whats with that? I am having nightmares of you dieing oh well lets go plan B and kill all the jedi and my wife.

[ksdarkwolfv1]

the force works in mysterious ways my friend...

[destaniofhearts]

@JapanForSale *sigh*... You don't understand... like... at all. Palpatine and Anakin were really close buds. Palpatine was the father figure to Anakin ever since he saved Naboo from the TF. Anakin IS the Chosen One. He destroyed the Emperor and himself later on, thus getting rid of the dark side and bringing balance to the force. And FYI, all villains are whiny emos at one point. It's pride, then greed, then envy, then lust, then gluttony, wrath, then sloth. You need to examine the movies dude.

[windwakeroftime]

Umm... Yea you kind of forgot about episode 6. You know where he actually kills Palpatine therefor making him... The chosen one!

[divadivinamelanie]

lol

[Tornfromreality]

well that was a waste of my time.

[biggmorris]

Beavis and Butthead??

(Sideous n Darth Vader)

[debrajl529]

This is how the movie should have ended.

[polariodman7]

i would of prefer this ending

[Patton204]

"A verbal Con-tract." lol

[cgsmitherine3]

since when is darth vader a gangster

lol

[ultimatespiderslayer]

lol well i guess he's right hahaha

[MrDom501]

dude you sound kinda like vader its cool but more modern like a real young vader!

[mosttwisted1]

sounds like dark helmut from space balls

[randomanna1]

lols so funny. kinda stupid, but funny. there r reasons the movie couldnt hav ended this way but i guess its just a joke rite?

[FederSim]

"What the hell, man! What's your deal!"

"I'm sorry, Lord Vader, but at least now we can continue to raise our grand Empire!"

"Damn it, Sidious! What the hell is your problem, man?! We have a verbal contract!"

"Dammit! I'm gettin' too old for this kind of shit!"

Loved that!

[johanjohn2]

whats your deal!? lol this is one of the funest vids i ever saw

[polevaulter71]

Funny, but the swearing was not necesary.

[MedPotter]

how can he breath and speak at the same time ?

[Mark712P99M2]

its an artificial lung

[sharklord]

i wonder the same thing

[elcapitanc]

'now get out of my artificial, non-perifieral sight' LOL

[crist11101]

lol "we had a verbal contract man" lmao best part i think haha

[StarFox262]

this ending would have made more sense

[MiraShio]

No, YOU listen to ME, I want the booty I was promised! XD

[filmsuploadernum1]

a verbal contract no you old man

[weiss82]

nice worl LMAO!

[69eyes2191]

we had a verbal contract. lmao

[helpmeplzzzzzzz]

lol lmao. nice work

[mattyo1234]

you can't go backsies on that

[ace200599]

verbal contracts ftw

[Termereion]

You can't go backsies on them.

[krakelia]

HAHAH! That was so funny :D I LOVE the breathing bit. And the reference to Lethal weapons. Hahah Love it :D

[sdkjhsdglih]

LOL!! That was hilarious!

[followthextreme]

"but i saved you!"

"oh dont even......man."

:D, haha classic, good vid!

[ironchefnick]

lol

[tafelronde162]

yeh this is fonking cool

[wepopu]

this same point was brought up in the novel "Rise of Lord Vader" quite well.

[godression]

lol

[MikkMakk88]

watch those heavy P's :)

[sherylann08]

this was pretty funny it had a good point. Sidious did promise Anikin that Padme would live lol

[Zombie1King]

Yeah...but it was a lie from the start to trap Vader because without Pad'me he would have nothing to hold him back from the dark side.

[tragaballs]

chidisimo

[HeavyMetallforever]

That is how it acctually whould be. I mean on his place I whould ask Sidius- Hey man What the Fuck!?

[KamenriderfanofallX]

And you go learn some manners in Nursery school. Mofo... You think it's cool to even TRY and diss someone on the net when it could just be a freakin typo!? Get a life seriously...

[JustineJNX]

Now get the hell out of my artificial nonperifial sight

[JAPcoNewbs]

cool

[Iceyrainbowskater33]

wtf is this

[boboy2911]

'DAMN IT,SIDIOUS! '

[LittleYodaLollipop]

hahaha omg that ownes!

[snorkvadden]

LOL! " you cant go backsies on that" xD awesome bro great work

[dylanzero95]

wown lol halarious.

[WildBill1337]

lol looks like something that would be on robot chicken

[RealPublic]

He should have killed him

[tyronevx]

lol killed the jedi for no reason XD

[Alexdarkland]

LOL God damn, that was just wrong. Great work.

[XplodingGuy]

you cant go backsies on that

LMFAO

[cowboy148]

funny

[Scinders]

This is very funny.I love it when he sighs near the end and the heavy breathing is going on at the same time-superb

[Vojak3]

He isn't Darth vader because of the black armor. Darth vader was born, after Mace Windu hads been killed.

[franciskith0o]

OMG.. "now get the hell out of my artificial non peripheral sight" had me rolling xD

5 stars for awesomeness

[MegaBabeTV]

Truly funny as a fuc#$%. Awesome job!

[gangsterjj07]

lol well done!!!!!

[XxDamien435xX]

now get the hell out of my artaficial unperipheral sight! lol xD

[CaptFishMan]

shit

[YaYzIwInZ]

evr since i saw the third episode, i always wandered, y didn't vader leave? is it because he wanted revenge again on obi-wan? its messed up

[KaySkywalker]

He wanted to kill Palpatine and take over for himself, thats why he didn't leave

[YaYzIwInZ]

he had plenty of chances and still didnt take over?

[KaySkywalker]

This is Palpatine we're talking about, special care and careful plans needed to be cultivated. Even though Palpatine did know that Vader was planning on betraying him.

[XehanortNobody]

He didnt leave because now it was everything he had, his position in the Empire and Palpative love me-hate me relationship were the only 2 things left for him.

[jonnavdpas]

"Screw the empire!" Made me fell out of my chair

5/5!

[EvilDoresh]

A verbal contract...poor Any! Seems like Jedis don't learn anything about contracts ^^ !

[Elk94313]

Verbal contract part got me to fall off my chair laughing so hard!!!

[1901nico1996]

Ich finde es Richtig geil wie darth vader atmet

[smokeybearsb]

"I find it [funny?] [something] how darth vader [wtf is that word]

hah! German language skillz

[dragonmagesty]

BOOTY GRRFFFHHH FORGET U MAN FORGET U

[Liberator130]

We had a verbal contract!

Ha ha ha

[Lucifor333111]

lol vader's acting like a total white dude.what the hell man!XD

[QuiGonFan]

lol, wat the hell is this cape man, i mean what the hell is this, man

[giannipoopoopants]

i dont know how i came across this supposedly funny video but we are now that much more dumb for watching it anf i am even more dumb for commenting about the horrible quality on this sub par clip  HAIRY ARABIAN MEAT CURTAINS

[Shawappa]

we had a verbal contract

[AverageAmanda]

"What the hell is your problem, man?" xD

[Narrifani]

Who the hell makes this kind of shit? Honestly?