Chuck Norris - Mountain Dew Commercial

[prajwolkeci]

hahahahahahahahaah

[june0024]

You know you're in trouble when you see Chuck smiling at you... Scary

[bartsimpson67543]

I REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL SO FUCKING WELL. i think it came out in 2004

[LloydETV]

you don't make fun of Chuck Norris!

[JivkoPhobos]

But is this the real Chuck or some other guy imitating him , cause i cant see good with the screen

[jovian1100]

chuck norris is just a stupid actor.if hey was so strong,cool and awsome he would come to my house and smash my face into the keybutriguhferigfdaosf;aklsjfj­i rse bsrg;prf

[PlayitBough]

@jovian1100 keybutrig?

[FishlipsMalone]

Its the Year of the Water Dragon, a bad year for chuck norris:)

[888Nevermore]

Thumbs up if you're gonna watch Chuck-Strich in the suggestions---------------->

[Redrumx21]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[AwesomeInDaHouse]

He was obliously just teasing, if he wanted that Mtn Dew, he would have had it at 0:01

[XGman5X]

71 people....HE will find you.

[uLikeMyPvPness]

Lawl 2 n00bs. U can't run from Chuck Norris

[suren6009]

I LOVE YOU NORRIS !!! jajajajja XD

[VanishedMass]

@Thekaratedouble0 that was a genius comment bro!

[elementsk8r1212]

If he was really.a badass he would come into my home unlock my door than smah my head on my keyboard... Fucking pusshahshdjdjsjsjdjdjdjdjdjajd­jd

[ChristKnight2010]

Chuck Norris once endorsed a line of toilet paper. Unfortunately, it was discontinued because it wouldn't take anyone's crap.

[ohioiran122]

70 people died.

[contaminatedfilth]

Mountain Dew and Chuck Norris, you can't get anymore awesome than that.

[OsoMalevolo]

juajajajuajauajaua

[JheyssonArchila]

:O CHUCK NORRIS Y MOUNTAIN DEW COMERCIAL...

[killehoho]

FAKE AND GAY THEY WOULD HAVE DIED IN HALF A SECOND WHEN CHUCK LOOKED AT THEM

[mattmania0619]

Chuck Norris Won the World series of poker with pokemon cards­­

When a gun that chuck norris is using runs out of ammo, the gun keeps shooting out of fear­­

[UnknownMaster21]

Chuck Norris can drink Mountain Dew, without causing any troubles to sex organs

[trippin224]

whats the purpose of the dislike button

[TehBurntMiner]

@trippin224 so chuck norris knows how many people to kill later.

[Plusheys]

well fuck now i gotta buy that soda

[09202741976]

they were lucky chuck only took a picture and the can... a lot of people weren't

[Dollyfaceangel]

HA HA! Must be true then, Chuck Norris DOES find you! lol

[1GSAletsplays]

"do the dew"......excuse me?

[MoFoLoCo504]

Comment Removed by Chuck Norris, Commenter Killed by Chuck Norris.

[ILotusI]

Chuck Norris Fan 4EVER !

[UMadNiga]

Death once had a near-ChuckNorris experience

[animal978]

Chuck Norris once was bitten by a rattlesnake.......after 3 days of pain and agony.........the rattle snake died

[MrSamboJambo]

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark

[ampboiflorida]

A man can run away from death, but you can't run away from Chuck Norris

[kissthecook27]

chuck norris sucks,if he is awesome he will teleport here and cut my hand so i cant type comme

[eagledrive53]

If you people think Chuck norris is so awesome he should come to my house and rub my face in the keyboarWFNV

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[SuperAsianDude9000]

0:44 dude in the yellow......look im gona pakour over this fence The other the dude.....here i found the door

[blackcrowdkilla]

uhm. wait what that can was in the trash can

[Stitchman3875]

Chuck Norris had sex on a big rig truck one day. Some of his sperm got into the gas tank. Now we know that truck as Optimus Prime.

[TheSh686]

If Chuck Norris is that great and so strong, why doesn't he just slam my head to the keyboardsdanjsandnaføinjaiuafi­nøjaiuuiønhngufasihuhighgufasu­bnuigauiønauiguihuasfdgjhdtyjd­ghndtykfjhkdfyuij

[Genesyxx]

Chuck Norris is so tough, drinking Mountain Dew won't kill him

[eatmygun1]

Nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

[draker311]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

[xboxboy537]

Lol they thought they can run away

[Hproductions64]

CHUCK NORRIS likes to play with his food

[Iriatv]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

[DemonPistol]

Y he no do roundhouse?

[FishlipsMalone]

thats good ol chuck for ya! should have TIME-teleport-kick those dudes right back to the beginning of the vid so that ppl know that he is the REVERED ONE!!

[TheNoisyTonesTNT]

Chuck Norris knows where you live..

[000xyz]

this video is blasphemous. chuck norris only drinks water...........and blood

[DarkTemplarKain]

they are lucky they escaped with their lives...sadly the same cannot be said about their dignity

[FellOutKid18]

This actually happened. Chuck Norris was filming this at the same time.

[johrell88]

chuck norris commercial

[BaconManiac5000]

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

[FreddyxRocks]

Norrisphobia, fear of Chuck Norris

[awaak]

So i hear that Chuck Norris comes to peoples homes and smashes their faces to their keyboards! Do you guys know how stupid that sounds, it would take him hours to fly to where ever you live and he is only human its not like he can teleport andijhiofeiohrfwioehefuief uifhuiefhefuiefuifebbbbbbbbuib­euiefwpowkjmiowfioeiub

[XxItsunakuxX]

Those guys were shittin' out brick houses.

[tictac268]

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of small places is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

[karlkani231107]

@tictac268 This one is goin up on my wall :p

[tictac268]

@karlkani231107 lol glad u liked it

[Inuyasha44320]

@tictac268 Chucknaphobia

[debs222]

Chuck norris has taken several hundred arrows

[sixfouimpala]

@ZombieMonkey305 fag

[AndrewDeLong]

Chuck Norris used to hunt the worlds greatest predators. Then he got bored, and decided to hunt man.

This is NOT a video of him hunting man. It's 1 minute too long for that.

[crazy8sdrums]

This joke is so old that Chuck Norris farted my grandpa.

[albinopig123]

I got to this video starting at SNL Jeopardy videos.

[albinopig123]

There is no life on Mars because Chuck Norris has already been there.

[benzesty]

chuck norris only advertised for mountain dew because he was banned from advertising for coca cola after he accidently killed the supporting actors

[5um4one]

You probably thought this was a mountain dew commercial, nope chuck norris

[mahavishnuxc]

@5um4one you probably thought your comment was clever, nope! it's just another Chuck Testa reference.

[Extrabitzy]

240p ... Only Chuck Norris can make a video so awesome in 240p ...

[ZombieMonkey305]

If Chuck Norris was a real god, he would come over to my house and smash my head on the keyboardadbcyuribgfvewtiq3wfvr­13289bg AD.VRKM';O1CWI 3EJM1C09 EG4WNTIUFY WAROHTNUE4W09TUC09 QEWMRIC]- QEWAF8JO4NY532

[LFC643216]

I almost feel sorry for the people who disliked.

R.I.P

[Ltpeppers05]

damn if only this commercial was still on tv

[bourne7916]

how come there is 67 dislikes chuck norris will round house kick those 67 people

[phazon911]

Chuck Norris. Pffft if he was real he'd smash all of the people below me's head into their keyboard.

[parachutepants101]

Fuck Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris was really all that cool he'd come to my house and smash my face into the keyboar;lasndgeoh;snghk ,mv gsj;dpwrryabdkfWIVBHS

[nikitak09]

It's so good, it's Chuck Norris approved!

[NinjaOnANinja]

I didn't realize something... those were not round house kicks...

[gerry7man555]

Chuck Norris is an idiot i mean just...

brb doorbell

[NewFrequencyBeats]

Dude if chuck norris was real why won't he slap my keyboijouhouhaosejgsjdfgje

[PROGAM4R]

Hulk: 'HULK MAAAAA 0_0 (sees Chuck Norris)

[spencermillard1]

CHUCK NORRIS IS EVERYWERE!

[Marioman969]

people fear the devil,

the devil fears the reaper,

the reaper fears death,

death fears chuck norris.

[CaligulosQuixotic]

I thought Chuck was going to punch their heads off like Jason.

[takeiteasyitsjustme]

chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it

[NerfMaster000]

In 1945 Augest, the U.S. Airforce wanted to launch Chuck Norris to Japan, they changed it to a Nuke as it was less bloodspurling.

[SarahHasDrewFlu]

and here come the 9gagger's.

[Thekitty0706fan]

Muntain dew is weird

taste like sprite

but its radioacctive green

Cancer drink?

[bengay2512]

@Thekitty0706fan it has cafeine in it that is why is so green

[memorlan]

nice viceo. there are only two things a lightsaber can't cut through: another lightsaber and Chuck Norris

[FlamingRay1998]

What happened after is Bruce lee came back from the dead and made Chuck run for his life because Bruce wanted that soda.

[TheYouranapple]

@FlamingRay1998 im at your door

chuck norris said im going to say that to you :)

[sixfouimpala]

@surpremecoolness22 FAG ! u stole that from someone else !

[PROGAM4R]

I dear you to say fuck Chuck Nori4890hghn40ju gf478yr4q892843huth3ut v3uth3489thc th85thc18th138cht183t no Chuck i'm sorr843un4cfin8mct c 5mct85cm0cm

R.I.P PROGAM4R

[PROGAM4R]

Chuck Norris watched Paronormal Activity alone.

[SuperGMSCat]

@PROGAM4R I got a better one, Paranormal Activity is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[SuperSims3Expert]

He ain't so tough, if he were he would smash my head into the ketkjshadfo9oWYR08Q73268 V4 HUGHRFIOWUER kjhO GFSKLDHF PASIjhsflsiohfo;sjdbhfi;sg;

[MotherPunker970]

in soviet russia,chuck norris(still)kills you!!!

[surpremecoolness22]

SERIOUSLY! there's nothing good about chuck norris, he's just an actor, if he was so badass he'd come to my room right now and smash my head against my keybosdfmkhgqseh 54vrhe63t6,,htwr

[Biamerbe]

@surpremecoolness22 That joke isnt funny any more

[PornflakesNL]

There is no god. if you still beleive in that medieval fairytale you're just so simple minded

[YankeePat94]

The big bang theory was caused by Chuck Norris burping.

[altairx26]

People pray to God

God prays to Chuck Norris

[wassupguy1]

@altairx26 Hey man, not that. Seriously dude? God has twice the power as chuck.

[altairx26]

@wassupguy1 I'm an atheist. Peace.

[ThEuNkNoWn9999999]

@wassupguy1 twice? wtf? god created him to begin with.

[christhecreeper]

@altairx26 and chuck norris prays to bill nye

[zContagium]

@altairx26 and chuck norris preys to me...

[ObiWanGinobiliTopFan]

One time I was gazing at the Grand Canyon with my girlfriend and she said it must be what Chuck Norris's spirit looks like...that's nonsense. It would make sense if it was filled with scorching hot lava and tears of his enemies

[Stitchman3875]

Chuck Norris can kick a fart back into the asshole.

[mortalrage11]

no matter were you go chuck norris will find you

[winky7575]

chuck must have been getting a bit more nice to his enemies... this time they survived over 1 secound

[vnut08]

Silly people, everyone knows you cant hide from chuck Norris

[transfomers2FAN]

@ 0:43

lol that dude just jumps over the fence when the other dude juts goes trough the door XD

[Roxra65]

A Black Hole can eat a star. Chuck Norris can eat a Black Hole when he his is full, But he's never full.

[ZeBoDaBesT]

Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if he were some kind of god he would come to my house right now and slam my head into my keyboafhdalfdaed

[MrFallout300]

@ZeBoDaBesT

Nice copied comment

[Redrumx21]

Admit it, if you see Chuck Norris at your front door step, you get the fuck out of there.

[lilluke1588]

chuck norris once won a game of connect four......in three moves

[slimonecharlee1212]

oh come on! chuck norris is just a stupid actor!! if hes a god he would come to my house and slap my head into the keyboaoiujqherfiupjhafpiuhvgjg­poihaweoigrjrtghiyogdfiohudsak­jdsfoiphsdfbh ng njbh bnhmj nloblbnm, nbjh; olbnh

[TabooMasterWatcher]

@slimonecharlee1212 it was already made

[Deadbeliefs]

Chuck Norris is a pussy

[ClamMaster2000x]

@Deadbeliefs You're already dead.

[Kbling22]

god i hate that every one wants Chuck Norris to be a super hero, for god sakes, he isnt god, if Chuck was god then he would come into my room right now and slam my head into my own keyboarujihbaisfbngiajgnasnfdo­kmohkmpdaofkmtjoaiwoiaj gnbouahefoimandognasojdnogasdf­gasdfg

[009jailkeeper]

You dont have permission to live only chuck norris have the permission to live

Chuck Norris Knows Everything

[VaxzEastHitSnail]

there lucky he let them live

[TheMrmeatman]

if chuck norris was really real he would actually be able to come thorough my window and start slamming my head on the keyboard wait what thd;dakf;djaidfjdifjaighkdafjd­idafpdda;skdj nvadsjfiogjjgnfajid;ospfdionaj­;sfnja;iogfaj;ndsiag;jindfso ddsfnudafidonf ufiagiaondfukiakn ifjda;klfj;diaim aj;dlkfjsaorrys;dfoiaowosijfad­pain

[spetsnaz618]

Chuck Norris killed Kim Jong Il

[07Kisa]

Chuck Norris isn't a god if he was he would come right behind me and slam my head to the keyboard. see nothing happened oh god I got a arrow in my knee

[Chip12301]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a couple skeletons in his closet, he has a cemetery

[fantasyanimations]

is this possible?..there should be no dislike botton

[ReconSparton]

Chuck Norris once drowned a fish while counting to infinity twice.

[ZaNtiHD]

I love how I read the comments, realising that some people are telling shitty jokes, but they try to be funny..

[MisterAnnihilation]

The Arrow Used To Be An Adventurer,Then He Took A Chuck Norris To The Knee