I'm a Wanker - Ivor Biggun - Winkers song

[NIKAGEORGIAN]

ya mee too. we are all wankers until we have right hand (or left)

[emilebradford]

I once had a wank on a train. The woman sat at the side of me went berserk. She screamed you filthy pervert, tosser, bastard, idiot, creep, twat! I said do you mind, I'm not a twat!

[rocklobster104]

im a wanker too

[skyegb]

bought this record when i was eight my dad laughed his head off

[japjosea89]

I'm wanker! you wanker! everybody's wanker!!! fuck yeah!

[bobodd5]

moustache = gay + cheerleader = fuking lesbian

[hazza22000]

AHAAAA! this song makes sense, all the boys will understand! HAHA!

[skyseigami]

always pulling his bird?? =.=

[computermaster]

I gave up masturbation (wanking)!

[EatMyWetJuicyTurd]

@computermaster u cant resist the power of the dark wank

[28steryan]

@EatMyWetJuicyTurd Yeah mate, but not heard it for a while, my Dad's always singing it.

[scumsucker1]

Haha -  its a good 'un !

[TheMusicman12ize]

exscuse me spelling mistakes today lol ivor biggun is indeed the main man for doing these songs and not george formby r.i.p to another legend there though george that is

[TheMusicman12ize]

yearh his real name i ment to add was dox cox but he goes un ger the name of ivor biggun 4 the songs he does

[TheMusicman12ize]

just to put the record right people could u honestly see george formby even if he was alive doing a dong like this i mean come on. this is 100 per cent dox cox here who was on thats life years ago with Esther Rantzen. and the song charted in 1978 its a classic song love it

[Jaycnet]

I have the original record cover for this record.....the wording is:-

The Winkers Song(misprint) hence reason they call it the Winkers song

[MrHossCartwright]

Why is this called 'Winkers Song' instead of Wankers?

[zionravescene]

We need to get this to Christmas #1 this year.

[kobesamurai]

Ivor Biggun and the Red-Nosed Burglars .. I have the album! Hide the Sausage is another great song on it!

[computermaster]

Not at all- going for pure celibacy.

[WASPdaddy]

My mother brought this record for me.... thinking... hmm?

[scottmoncrieff]

we play this in the pub all the time

[computermaster]

I agree- I was a wanker once too- I have now decided to give up masturbation totally.

[SuperAmos31]

M emories discobob64 youre pulling my plonker mate superamos31

[BwFcJon]

pmsfl i remember this,damn i forgot about it....n1 for the upload

[Angelishylainey]

I love this song...apologies to anyone who would find it offensive...

[BwFcJon]

i used to play this back in the day when i used to DJ....mind i played the Macc Lads too...you didnt get many DJ's like me lol

[djsterful1]

I was lookin for more of sum porn but nice song:)

[123col1n123]

Doc Cox is Ivor Biggun'! Its not George Formby! end of.

[TheSmithjoanne]

@123col1n123

doc cox,its the bloke with the glasses that used to be on thats life with Ester Ransen

[Ravenspal]

@123col1n123 agreed, 100% That's Life. lol

[TheChrisStorer]

@123col1n123 Well said...........to many Numptys on here. Glad you have confirmed that which I have know for years :)

[jonno52]

Like people have said, most certainly not Formby, though a fond & respectful nod in his direction perhaps. I bought it on vinyl when it came out (sorry...) around 1977. It's Doc Cox out of Esther Rantzen's "That's Life" - he had a totally alternative musical sideline. You wonder what she'd have thought about it.

As someone said, Formby would have been arrested. When he was around you weren't even allowed to say "bloody" or "My God" on the radio ...

Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

[kenfig]

Lol, Formby would have been arrested if he'd sung this in his day !! Lol. Incidentally, pulling your Pudd,is NOT good for you,contrary to advice

[donnadunc]

Bloody brilliant.Would be banned today lol

[DavidJohnLovell1]

I did like the B side too!

[24385287]

basingstoke car park, late early 80's full volume and the echo was fantastic :-)

[bradwellphil]

Don't play this until the kids are in bed. 1970s music. The best eh!

[fancypuppy]

lol

[ramroduk]

Ivor Biggun was Doc from "Thats Life" a TV program hosted by Ester Rantzen back in the 80's. It's a great song and we sang it at the Birds Nest in Hartlepool back in the 80's. We were mad!

[salfexile]

Us wankers are everywhere!

[MannyOdoul]

GREAT.. I remember playing this at full blast whilst sitting in my Datsun Sunny 120Y whilst sitting at Golders Green Station

[MickeyLove01]

@MannyOdoul I heard about that, nobody disagreed at the time

[discobob64]

Brings back memories ..... the tune i mean..!!!

[gillsteve]

cant see to type anything

[d3liriumtr3m3ns]

madam palm and her 5 lovely daughter's is genius

[superkiwistar]

dedicated to the memory of nos.

[superkiwistar]

he got worse and worse with his winking, until the black hands took him away.

[gazsbird]

hahahahahaha!

[dbeefy]

"...Doc ... "

[id88viper88id]

I guess this is the funniest sex-related (OK, in this case more like wanking-related ;D) song I've ever heard, which I discovered just yesterday, thanks to one of my friends. Just as jckrnr666, I thought that this song was sung by George Formby - at least my friend sent me the file entitled this way. He also said that it wasn't Formby himself but even some kind of a band, but now, when I see that this could be someone else, I'm not sure at all. Nevertheless, the song is just great :D

[123col1n123]

It does sound like George Formby music, but I can assure you it's Ivor Biggun and not Formby! Alot of people associate any banjo music with him.

[typejunky]

@123col1n123 It is indeed Ivor Biggun, or Doc Cox as he was also known, and it's a banjolele (banjo ukelele) not a banjo - hence the strunning, pun intended.

[wolverine37x]

It's by Doc Cox, who used to be on BBC's That's Life Programme in the 80s

[jcktrnr666]

i thought this song was george formby

[MarvelVulcan]

59 second mark is lulz worthy .

[Au5t1n73]

Had this as a demo for my Amiga - Classic!

[MannyOdoul]

WOW.. I had the original of this on a 45 that I lost many years ago... What ever happened to Ivor???

An all time classic... Thank you Mrs Palm

[chris4861]

He's still alive.

[smokedbazola]

ivor biggun legend and great live , those days down the swan in fulham what times .

[ascoteagle]

Wow forgotten the Swan, great memories !

[markwak71]

Not bad for an ex That's Life person Doc Cox!!

[sparklingshiraz1]

saved many a marriage lol

[gloucester1961]

Where is are mice electric ????

[Guyisaritelegend]

This is George formby.

[123col1n123]

Nope, this is Ivor Biggun! Very similar to Formby though.

[BitsBobsThisAndThat]

@123col1n123 - I THINK you will find that Ivor Biggun was Doc Cox, who appeared on That's Life in the eighties. Great video :)

[alfiesgirluk]

used be played in the Sailors Arms in Newquay in the late seventies and early eighties. ha ha just so funny..........especially after a few.

[shnos]

It's the guy doc off thats life

[SHAKEDOWN72]

I remember me an our kid singin 'my brothers got piles' to our dad who had piles...all the time! he didn't like it! A true blast from the past this one!

[Zed1967]

That was fantastic, haven't heard that in years. :D

If only my eyesight was good enough to see the video though. lmao

[goonerbrain59]

still got this on vinyl. BRILLIANT !!

[SamuelW13]

were can i down load dis song its gr8

[mutley26]

This was my party piece as a 5yr old.

I claim abuse.

[123col1n123]

I think you have a fair claim there Mutley26!

[bolanbabe]

christ.......has this on vinyl for many years.... lol

[deckelpc]

yep and most of those can't even speak their own language properly! no wot ah meen arry!

[hollowXwulff]

i know what ya mean! its so bloody funny .

[Nevic5]

WOO yeah I'm a Wanker

[livingdeadchick]

LOVE it... it's Toady-licious

[tigerboy1966]

This actually got into the top thirty; only in England! A few years later "Viz" was the second best selling magazine in the country.

"My naked weapon is out" Romeo and Juliet Act 1 Scene 1.

[ballcrack10]

lol i'm a wanker to lol

[mikieboy70]

Lol Brilliant song and vid! Had this on cassette we used to listen to it at school in the early 80s - gr8 post

[123col1n123]

Cheers for comment!

[Perranporth]

I was only a kid when That's Life was on - I had no idea!

[Flex99923]

damn dont tell me u do the same stuff lol :)

[skinheadyellow]

propper job, i think this song was wrote for me!!! :D

[goldenlink12]

i found this because of wikipedia

[gibblespeak]

mmmm that young red haired un mmmmmm

[drunkfux1]

LOL I used to have all of his songs, Ivor is funny as fuck, thanks for this

[123col1n123]

First heard this song in Blackpool @ a Hypnotist show. Very Funny!

[gibblespeak]

two bloody right..

 and girls aloud

[weedgrip]

I Dedicate This Tune To A Number Of People But Above All 'Alistair Darling'

[Dave65UK]

LOL I still have this on Vinyl... And yes, it's used in Ibiza quite frequently lol

[rogerzilla]

Apparently it's used as a floor-clearer in Ibiza clubs!

[TheGreatFall]

The old one's ARE the best!

[terry45]

yes.still got the original 7" single,which i bought in 1978.

[loqutor]

I just love his metaphors. They were great in "Bras on 45", and here he says "Thank you Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters."

[davidantonyread]

i got his whole back catalogue hes awesome

[bladderpuss23]

Yeah man, that was sweet. LOL

[uksongsungblue]

Fab I bought the single when it first came out

[allenjeremy]

I have 2 CD's featuring Ivor Biggun.

[123col1n123]

Cheers Austin. I have his full album. I think his songs are classic. thanks again. Colin