Failed Sitcoms - Safe-T Woman

[kirby6565]

Ohh jeff you missed out on the skateboard

[irenaprude2010]

Safe Side super chick.

[Demonstryke13]

...hmm. Well, I can't say I've seen worse!!!

[TomatoeAssassin]

What do you say about something this bad that hasn't already been said?

[jogiff]

There were literally no jokes in there. Seriously, why did they even try to pass this off as a comedy? Or were they just 20 years early to the "so ironic" party that comedies are today?

[Shotgunnova]

"I keep forgetting important things...like being alert!" Yeah, not hard to see why this piece of crap didn't last. Its unbearable safety-preachiness combo actually reminds me of a funny Mr. Show skit (youtube.com/watch?v=BY8YIn5ok­X8) about communicating with young'uns.

[veryhardrocker101]

wtf she would be dead in the time it takes safe t womoen 2 arrive lmao well funny

[NobodysPrize]

looks like the way an alien would give the finger!!! XD

[L4MD4]

it took her somewhere around 10 seconds to come to the rescue of the girl...apparently she can rewind time too.

[dkuch45]

I love how she took like 7 seconds to slowly take off her glasses then get up, no rush bitch.

[shadowhexogram]

Looks like someone broke the laugh track. No instead of responding to a joke it goes off at every other sentence.

[kinkyuubi]

the fuck is this shit

[prettycolors2]

This makes me sad to live in the southern california suburbs...

[xwulfd]

who needs infamous when we have this

[mindfireproductions]

wow>=

[ConfederateFlorida]

Isis had nothing to fear from Guardiana.

[GDguitarplayer]

I love the Laugh Track! haha

[GWINDOR33]

I keep forgetting important things!

[maazipan]

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[seva108]

Bad Honda Mini Bike yo!

[idiotnoobbum]

read between the lines!!!!!- her symbol

[logom0]

LOL - legendary

[SilverGunZoO]

Oo 3 fingers up... scary

[HotelInnHeirs]

3 fingers up in the air ,gang symbols? or 3 finger she like in the twat ?!

[daweazel5150]

THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!! booya

[mipmipmipmipmip]

random laughing track...

[atariocero]

FUCK THATS BAD!

[pippigladstone]

ugh what disgusting kids!

[flyingpickett]

This is genius! I love the frisbee she uses as a shield and homemade baco-foil suit!

[logom0]

Did nany of these actors have further carrers? Probably not after that acting lol

[dizzy00d]

This... was... real?

wow........

Where was she with the Kokanee ranger?

[megatron0357]

so that is where the wu tang and west coast symbol came from..hehehe

[SayNoToTheWind]

It's better than "Friends."

[celestialvoyager82]

Too close....but not close enough...lol she keeps forgetting important things like...breathing

[jackool02]

pleasee. no more.

[FuckingxJerryxLewis]

"Yes, Terry, but that was too close"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oops, I just peed myself.

[gymer15]

those porky kids are huge targets for danger not to mention health risks.

[archivesbc]

Ok... so you have to give her the three finger salute...

[MzrtLegacy]

Who edited in the laughing? It looked like a public safety message, but someone else cut in the laughing to either mock it or make it seem like a comedy.

Good video though.

[Naumov23]

thats terrible.

[Skip0hsa]

LOL canceled after 1 show i bet haahaha

[Nagelbrett]

Cool, but where is Bicycle-Repair-Man?

[Sherlocksbumstead]

barf

[Wogehkak]

wow

[lizardcmdr]

there was some pot smoking for this idea to jell

[Kryptoman333]

lol theres 2 much laughter

[freakheavy]

i don't think tony's death was an accident, either

uh, no - perhaps you'd better wait here

ms. harris, do you know this man

this is senor hugo delano

i'm out of season

not guilty, i'm sorry

a thousand apologies, mr. delano

thank you

[bluekarma]

I had one of those motorcycles! A Honda ST70. I also remember those skateboards when the first plastic polywheels came out! Everyone wanted a board with those big wheels!

[bluekarma]

I loved the 70's! The music, the clothes, the bad tv!

[Mark24Project]

that's not even funny

[lala9293]

make more! =D

[ChucklesLaMonkey]

haha. west side! and nothing was fucking funny! i think they got the normal laugh track and the down syndrom laugh track mixed up.

[kcirtapswehtam]

Ah the hilarity of a misplaced laugh track.

[Sting190rulz]

one time i did that with my hand like a 3 and light flickerd and aluminum was covering my body 0.0

[4dville]

I like the musical score when she transforms. It's like food for an MF DOOM beat.

[Noyjeetut]

That lady should have let the mexican kid tear into that fatass for almost killing herself with her lack of "alertness."

[MoveOnDotOrgg]

This vid from a liberal Democrat - typical loser, lol.

[logom0]

they laughed at her neally getting run over....WHY?

[IndiaSevenSeven]

This is horrible

[JACKD00R]

that is the best thing i've ever seen!

[Aleceil]

I think they had some recorded 'laughs' going on there. The second cheering part sounded exactly the same as the first one..

[austinala59]

It was called "canned" laughter and the sponsors loved it, everyone else hated it.

[crispexi]

lol That was actually funny

[bustabeatllama]

is this actually real?

[logom0]

I cant stop watching it, it is really bad lol

[Erickson1983]

um.....wow.....

[deathsluver]

rofl read between the lines haha what a piece of crap

[jbelden36]

Can You dig it?

[KingsTCJB]

bad acting too much laughter when it isnt even funny

[screwcalifornia]

YES that is why it's funny!! Don't you get it? Dry laughters during utterly stupid and awkward situations.

[ordir00]

that wasn't a failed sitcom. it was an old PSA from back in the day

[screwcalifornia]

People the sitcom itself isn't supposed to be funny. That's why it's called "failed sitcom" with intermittant automated laughter that is a feature of sitcoms. That in itself makes it very funny.

[dackjaniels555]

Ignore them they are to dull to get it.

Most of them are probably used to American sitcoms and think that they are actually like real life.

[screwcalifornia]

ROFL LOL

the utter corniness and dryness of this failed sitcome is rather hilarious!

[themaltesebippy]

This was ok but you ruined it with the laugh track.

[Schn00pY]

They laugh whenever they show that girl its like they laughing at her face lol

[Dbpaw]

Wth that wasnt even funny.

[xMARiJUAN0x]

wtf! 0 starz!

[erectionaffection]

yeah im like going on my 40's mr paper so shes not to old for me or my super powers lol

[sirjulez2004]

i'd watch the series, if it ever was one

[MrMeter]

the horror...

[antsweargumboots]

BEST. THING. EVER.

[actuallyi]

i wanna see SafeT woman get knocked down by a car

[pewpewpew1234]

its funny cos she would be like 50 or 60 by now, you still want her number

[megatron103]

well yea with a name like that he'll just go shopping with her probably at fubu

[ghostofmatsubara]

Was that for real?

That was really a piloted sitcom???

(Please reply. I need closure.)

[50choices]

They broke a perfectly good skate board. How big do you think the little girl grew up to be? 250lbs?

[AmazonGir1]

laugh track: lols xD

[DreamingDamiana]

Oh wow that was painful. The laugh track was a nice addition. That sound when the girl was teleported though was awesome!

[MILEYSTWIN]

haha! How stupid! ALL that stuff wasn't even funny!!!! XDDD!!!!

[aragon619]

WTF!!:))

[carrieluvv]

jeez....did this really have that canned laughter in it?

or did the poster add that later?

[robotlou]

Canned laughter added after 100%. I love 2 minute sitcoms!

Nice sausage fingers on the little girl when she is throwing that gang sign. WEST SIIIIIIDE!

Also I like that Safe-T Woman is some sort of Brady Bunch style architect.

[OnEye]

"Aware .. Alert .. Alive!"

[AndreChocolateBall]

I could watch it all day long!

[bobofbob5]

That must be from the hears of depressed children.......

[hartnell114]

thts relly somethign else o_O

[joshjnv]

guardiana has amazing skillz & sunglasses.

[melvinfurd]

That van was about 1/1000 of a second away from squashing the litttle fat girl, but by the time Safe-T-Woman got her act together about three whole minutes had elapsed. How did that work? Hahahahaha!

[melvinfurd]

Because - hahaha - they stuff their fat faces - hahaha - with to much food - hahaha!

[PolskaRezystans]

Sweet.

[studio7manga]

Why are those kids so fat?

[hartnell114]

theyre american...

[studio7manga]

HAHA, nicely done.

[melvinfurd]

I love that - hahaha! - laugh track - hahaha!

[lobstergirl3000]

Is the audience high or something? Why do they laugh in between dialogue for no reason? Maybe they had the F*R*I*E*N*D*S audience?

[ETH132]

probably the worst placed laughter ever

[robman497]

Why do they have laughter when nothing is funny? =S

[soundscapenyc]

awesome!

[luckycharmslb]

Aware.

Alert.

...ALIVEEE!!

[iamderbi]

wow

[loljolly2]

i bet the kid ended up working for mchdonalds or verizon

[ImSoCoolio999]

was she riding a longboard?

[peziak]

What is that logo? Is that a mini Menorah on her shield? Is she also a Hanukkah mascot.