James Blunt - Corporal, Shoot That Man....

[kezie666666]

cool

[wildvenisson]

Why didn't they include him in the bombadeer advert with Rick Mayal? That could've been awesome :)

[4j2stroke]

ha ha legend

[Crawshaw18]

I'd love for pub landlord and Curtis '50 cent' Jackson to meet. Reckon it would be a funny encounter!

[beatam101]

cool!

[billybxox]

No Bravery is no Cheesy song mate!

You can see what he thinks of Al Murray and his line of joke- People have no idea.

The Bosnia/Kosovo War Was Brutal.

[dave2806]

that is typical officer !

[13thmagpie]

You've got to love the fact that he can have a good laugh. :D

[Siobhan506]

Murray says lots of words-people laugh

Blunt says only one word-people laugh

oh yeah :D

[s10dlka]

his songs are cheesy but his jokes are hilarious! He should do stand up comedy on the side!

[smileformenow82]

@s10dlka Songs are cheesy? Have you heard cry, tears and rain, and no bravery?

[bigrider2806]

i like the bloke , he is an englishman and therefore has a need to make fun of everyone and everything , including himself a very good thing as well. i love this country , more nutters than the rest of the world put together .

[oMeGaSoLjaX]

@bigrider2806 I'd drink to that.

[TheKittykatmc]

where can I find the full  episode of this?

[cath5100]

Is that Shelley off Coronation Street in the audience, at 0:36?

[daveyzarakmax]

@cath5100 yes it is

[frapestyle]

@cath5100 yeah, lol

[TheUnreaI]

50 PERCENT BUAWHAHAHA

[Raj8912]

50 percent LOL!!!!!!

[cryptomental162]

"who is that man 50 p?" XD!

[MrZ00k]

50% very quick,nice one

[antimainstream]

I didnt like J. Blunt before I saw him on this and on Top Gear, but now I like him haha

[hogalog]

he is a funny bloke ill give him that. hes good at making fun of.... himself.

[leedou72]

Some of you people are fucking stupid.....its satire...they are both taking the piss out of each other and themselves.....fucking clueless...

The only valid point is that Blunts voice is so strange....like a smurf on helium and poppers..

[CherryTripping]

lol

[MiniMuscle777]

couldnt deescribe his voice better lol

[armymike661]

ha ha! a true brit! love them! iv had that order and i did! ha ha!

[cgsmitherine3]

james blunt said 50 per cent, i thought it was just cent, im confused?

[JTiMo666]

he said cent

[cgsmitherine3]

no he said percent

[OscarHracsO]

they're taking the piss coz he's a numpty

and my lord james blunt has a VERY strange voice

[cgsmitherine3]

cheers

[CherryTripping]

omg innit, its SO weird

[LEdPRINCEgirl]

nah, i think he was about to repeat what murray said but quickly changed the p to cent. I could be wrong : D

[sam66615]

@LEdPRINCEgirl I think he meant to say "percent"

[LEdPRINCEgirl]

oh.

 thanks!

[Dusty4life]

he is taking the piss :P

[Slapbass13]

Its a joke, you cunt.

[Jrhoney]

they're making fun of 50 cent.

[batmanofni]

That is why I like James Blunt "Corpral... do shoot that man".

[gordopark13]

Whats with all the aussie bashing????

[synchc]

same as with the pom bashing. its called a rivarly. i make it a point to give every aussie i meet some abuse but i go out of my way to make them welcome.

aussies and kiwis are the closest thing to family the english have got but thats not to say we wont take the piss. in fact its the other way around. you dont take the piss out of strangers and i dont think youre really mates with someone until you can heckle one another without taking it to heart ...

youve done us proud mate

[XxBUDHUNTERxX]

lol nah your just call in an airstrike looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool and listen lads australians only hate us becuse they are british there self. lol australians are brits and thats the truth and they hate it!.

[AnimeMusic99]

50p LOL

[QueenDeaconite]

Heh, for a guy whose been voted more annoying than paper cuts, he's very funny, very sweet, and very cute. XD

[bookworm266]

@QueenDeaconite. He's lovely when he isn't singing.

[QueenDeaconite]

@bookworm266 Hahaha, harsh, his voice is odd, but I love his songs. ;-)

[Sionny]

Shut up ya fookin yanks :L

Al Murrays ledge!

[FlyFisher4Lif3]

al murrry is so funny

[re840]

he is probably more masculine than dame endna says alot for you ozzy pillow lickers?

[Amunication]

James Blunt is the most masculine man in England, I feel sorry for you pansy poms.

[adamskiyo]

He's the most masculine man in England?

How do you work that one out?

[liverpoolad6]

We feel sorry for you too mate, looking at us "poms" grading us on masculinity,

Now there is two options, either you're a knob jockey.

OR

You are jelous of English people since you know we don't have to put up with the threat you face everyday in Austrailia...being beat up by a Kangaroo.

[darktruth101]

Or having that fucking voice.

Sounds like theyve all been eating gravel and then sucked some helium for a laugh.

Fucking stupid bastards. lol

[Vault101Reject]

"AWAAAAIGHT MAAAAATE"

jabbing nails into your ears would hurt less.

[darktruth101]

lol

[cgsmitherine3]

heehee

[riley1st]

hahaha lmfao lol

[bookashadegenius]

what an utter cunt james blunt really is

[anne0d]

I didn't understand them, thier accent is horrible. someone can expline me what they did say??

[AdeBfmv]

It's hard to understand, your just retarded.

[PrincessAmy777]

Expline? What the fuck were you on?

Ahem. I wish I could 've seen this, James is a damn funny man.

[Skyk0rn]

OOoOoO THATS A BIG ONE!!111111111

[WhiteLionV1]

i hated james blunt but now i think he's alright

[benhodgson10]

Go To Exotic Places. Meet New People Then Shoot Em, Fucking Brilliant.

[snappykat19]

50%

[thatboythatgirl2020]

whats his name 50p? haha luv al murray wota legend!! =)

[sukiedamson]

Corporal, do shoot that man.

I absolutely love JB and his voice!! yum yum.

[freewilly2fly]

@sukiedamson lol sadly JB now stands for SATAN incarnate... where was justin beiber 3 years ago...

[oiteladz123]

i hope 50 cent dies a slow painful death

[Orangeladybirds]

dont be soo mean!

[oiteladz123]

suck my wiener

[Orangeladybirds]

lol

[oiteladz123]

no honestly suck my wiener

[avelx]

The biggest gangsters are in the army.

[ComedyLove28]

As any born londoner would know James Blunt is actually cockney rhyming slang :-D

[karatepirus]

when i first heard james blunt, i thought it was a woman singing

[ViolentRiC]

You know, if James Blunt never sang or spoke in his own voice he'd actually be a funny guy capable of producing decent *some* decent music. As it stands though, he's an irritating twat.

[Kaos77Kisame]

His songs are irritating yes, but he isn't.

[ENGLANDER000]

craphat rupert!

[bibbyg]

yes he did, hes making a joke of the name.

[puwaynede]

hang on!!!

didn't james blunt juzt say '50 per cent'?

@ 19 secs listen carefully.......

[andyp165]

well done

[puwaynede]

thanks dude!!;-)

[MCRGERARDROKS4EVA]

i think he was gunna say 50p as well but changed it to cent in a microsecond so it sounded like percent

[ViolentRiC]

No, it was just a deliberate joke. I've heard it before.

[hai2410]

can you not just laugh, you don't have to like him or his music to find him funny. look at lee evans.

[helmwang]

Ah Mr Blunt, attempting mass genocide by polluting the airwaves with soppy bollocks music. Im sure its pushed some suicidal people over the edge.

[puwaynede]

TRUE DAT!=))

[xxQueenRulesxx]

its not like he FORCED people to listen..

[theblackbond]

English Musician

[RobIsCoolBeans]

lol 50p and 50 percent

[pec104]

What a soppy wassock.

[bmf91]

50p lol, so funny!

[jus2sik]

yeh

[RobIsCoolBeans]

haha 50 p

[newworldman123]

sure does talk a lot for a bloke with no voice-bit like phil collins.

[25207566]

Corporal do shoot James Blunt, coz hes a ponce!!!

[punkcore69]

a ponce that was in the army? hes more of a man then u will eva be

[slytherinsheirx]

He stood guard over the Queen Mother in State...

[0riginalfake]

Being in the army does not make you into a man, ask any woman.

[barnsie]

WIN :D

[slytherinsheirx]

Being in the Army makes a decent person out of you, as long as you are willing to do what they ask you to, whether you are male or female.

[nilbud]

That must be why there are 8,500 ex servicemen in prison in england.

[slytherinsheirx]

Obviously... not everyone is.. ideal... we have a few around our way.

[Zebedy10]

Lol, touche and amen to that.

[Zebedy10]

Appreciate it, guy who's got nothing better to do.

[Zebedy10]

Ah, thanks genius.

[EldritchMask]

Now I know why everyone hates Blunt... Good Clip.

[fretboarder]

god what a stupid blunt...

[wildvenisson]

tbf i dont have a problenm with james blunts music and i dont particularly care what he was like in the army because he must have been good at his job to stay alive. i have respect for anyone who puts a helmet on and full kevlar everyday to walk the streets or command armoured units in places where children are used as IED'S.

[cooljules19]

someone should shoot james blunt. whoever does it should be offered a nobel peace prize for saving humanity from the temerity of elevator "music"

[Zebedy10]

It sounded like he said "50 percent"

[maskedban]

He did...can you imagine his name was really 50 percent lol

[markieowenluver08]

he did say 50 percent

[CORKALOT]

yeah he repeats him to go say 50 pence but corrects it ;P lol

[jsmabbs]

I wanted to hear James blunt, all that happened was that idiot murrey made all the noise

[illyflippo]

That's why it's fucking called "AL MURRAY'S HAPPY HOUR" Are you fucking blind? He talks 'cause it's his show. STFU.

[batmanofni]

I love James Blunt, he's actully a really funny guy.

[mark530ni]

seen him on top gear too, was very funny

[taffyjohn2008]

al murray is legend

[madasmuvafk]

get a life if you think this is racist. this countrys gone toooooooo PC and it sucks big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cockwallet]

So did the Monty Python crew. Guess they can't be funny either.

[godlikeangel]

sorry mate but thats the reason its appealing....it acts stupid and then he backs it up with really intelligent points.....

and could u explain to me how he is racist in this? because i saw no racism in this. i saw him make fun of 50 cent's persona which is taking the mick of how stupid and ignorant many musicians are (he never specified blacks, jews, muslims, chavs or pikeys), which would mean that its you whos racist if you assume his stars talking about killing is racist.

[mech300]

He studied at Oxford??! Oh shock horror... he can't possibly be funy in that case.

And in what way is this clip racist? Apart from the fact they are taking the piss out of someone who happens to be black...which is totaly irrelevant by the way.

[PointlessCamel]

@mech300

You missed my point, and the video is not directly racist, just hinted at.

[RobertsKong]

You're accusing them of being indirectly racist? What??

[PointlessCamel]

Oh please try to understand before one of us dies.

There is nothing funny about a comedian/hooligan stereotyping anyone who isn't british, its just as bad a Chris Rock playing the 'black' card the whole time.

"I'm Al Murray, I pretend to be a drunk british idiot so its ok to be racist"...etc etc.

[RobertsKong]

It's not racist! Explain how this is racist to everyone please!

[Guest1001]

If Al Murray WAS being racist, you might have a point . . . but I wouldn't count on it . . .

[ViolentRiC]

I hate racist, this wasn't racist. A lot of people here disagree with you so you'll have to illustrate your point.

Fill me in on Chris Rock playng the black card too. I've seen some of his stand-up and loved it, agreed with his take on most things, and never thought he'd been playing any card unfairly.

[mech300]

He studied at Oxford??!! Oh shock horror, no f**king way. . . In that case he can't possible be funny.

Oh yeah and what's racist about this clip? apart from the fact the person they happen to be slaggin off is black, which is totaly irrelevant and isn't even mentioned.

[jondea0]

how would it be for chavs because he dissed 50 (per)cent and they laughed

[Japlacapalooza]

What rank did blunt get to b4 he quit the army? He went in as an officer, and was only in for a couple years, so im guessing liutenant or captain.. anyone know for certain?

[slouise36]

He was a Captain

[8r00ny]

no he wasnt, he was only in the army for 4-5 year during kosvovo

[JasonRadley]

Oh, yes he was.

[slouise36]

Yes he was a Captain he went to Officer school if you look in the book that comes with his first CD it clearly says Captain James Blunt , so check your facts he comes from a long line of army officers .

[rugshort]

Not Blount then?

[sparkythegerbil]

Al is exactly the opposite to the character he is playing here. An University graduate and is actually a very eloquent speaker. What a lot of idiots who make comments that can't discern a character from real life. Watch him live and the guy is electric.

[dorritclennam]

Not too mention being a direct descendent of William Makepeace Thackeray (author of Vanity Fair amongst others).

[b3nnyboy10]

He actually says 50 percent if you listen carefully.

[PhuxAche1972]

Lol I knew you'd have something to say! I'm just fuckin about man! pmsl!

[memphistube]

Now,Now Ladies......put your handbags down....it's just a bit of LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT! ;) oh,and by the way Vampryhart,Steady on,i think you were awfully hard on cpl Blunt there old chap!(should one take it you are a Spice Girls/Steps fan then?)

[halfaheart18]

50 P!! HHAHA

[rkukentertainment]

agree 50cent sucks

[bugstrut]

Al Murray seems to think 50 Cent comes from London. I bet he thought he'd be accused of racism, if he tried a proper impression.

[PhuxAche1972]

BUGSTRUT wtf you on? Al Murray fuckin knows who 50cent is? FFS what planet you on? twat!

[bugstrut]

I didn't say he didn't know who he was. I'm asking why he adopted a Cockney accent, when impersonating him.

[FyreFish]

It sounds more like a midlands accent.

[ViolentRiC]

Nonsense. How is it any less racist (not that it is anyway) to make him sound like a black Londoner than a black American?

[snidgey12]

Cpt. blunt is hard as nails. He is a army legend

[Iarehascheeseburger]

lol Blunty is fuckin funny on interviews xD

[MEATLOAFFUCK]

My mate was in blunts unit in bosnia. He's no fag.

[JasonRadley]

Yes, he just speaks like one.

[godlikeangel]

lol

james blunt is actually the biggest ledge!!!

especially the thing on top gear about his sister on ebay!

[IHateTheBBC]

he has actually killed someone.

[wormholesurf]

corporal, do shoot that man

legend