Cold beer yes, but what about those who have yeast allergies? Then you swell up and can`t get your hand around the can anymore, let alone down any liquid with your throat swelling up.
"'ell man, don't tell me you not gonna buy food! comon now how 'ya gonna feed these damn bunnies? What the hell you wearin'? you on your way to the moon? moo moo moo moon, talking like, you in Iraq or sumthin, listen here, i'm tired of talking to you, get the fuck out of my store... go on to the moon with your... sharp ass"
Tubad
kyleduderings 1 day ago
"I said whatchoo think about global warming? HUH? Well get a job, you damn hippie!"
Dagger33 1 week ago
thank you so much for posting this, you should have left a little more of it in though =(
sasukenebe100 6 months ago
Uh muhmuhmuh...talk like you in Iraq
Aileron2112 6 months ago 2
Everyone! That was policy number 66666666666! I terminated!
chaipowsrevenge 7 months ago
Look lady, I'm tired of talkin' to you - get the fuck outta my store
chaipowsrevenge 7 months ago 5
This is a reference to Nixon's Agriculture Secretary Earl Butz who was forced to quit after he said, in public:
"I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit."
KGAD0831 8 months ago 6
@KGAD0831 all true things for every man not just black men. well 2 out of 3 anyhow, dunno about loose shoeslol whats the problem?
zeppelin67637 5 months ago
@KGAD0831
The coloreds, too crass, your average American, too true.
feckingtediousgoogl 2 days ago
Boosh! and/or kakow!
GTWrailfan 8 months ago 3
LOL
gh0stc0rvx 8 months ago
3 People don't have cold beer, warm pussy and/or some place to take a shit with a door on it.
chaztheweird 9 months ago
All America wants is; cold beer, warm pussy, and some place to take a shit with a door on it.
Spic173 9 months ago 7
or at least two out of the three
hoosierhiver 9 months ago
AMEN
hebrewsfl 10 months ago 2
i agree
Destro088 10 months ago
Ka-KOW!
TheOriginalThought1 10 months ago
Boosh. Amen.
GTWrailfan 11 months ago
I could skip the door
THX10538 11 months ago
Get the *beep* outta my store/gazeebo
SeoulMan 1 year ago 2
Some place to take a shit with a door on it is crucial.
therealmcnulty 1 year ago 5
Boosh!
KCJazzKeys 1 year ago
Nap.
druvirus 1 year ago
Shit, finally someone gets us
willardlol 1 year ago
true dat!
jarhead337 1 year ago
two L's in the word 'really'. that's what we want.
mercuri189 1 year ago 4
Great show!
PaganAtheist777 1 year ago
Mr.Ford is awesome!
SamirasoFi 1 year ago
"I was gonna build a pedestrian overpass to Canada...I was gonna call it 'The Spic-Span'"
knottytrevor 1 year ago 4
My Grandpa used to say that
BOBofGH 1 year ago
To all who agree with this(like me)..."BOOSH!!!" XD
...and to those who disagree..."Stay gold, Ponyboy"...*leaves disagreeable naysayers alone while something kills them unexpectedly*
jonnyveliky 1 year ago 2
BOOOOSH!
Jimbo282 1 year ago 3
@Jimbo282 and or kakow
darthzero50 1 year ago
Cold beer yes, but what about those who have yeast allergies? Then you swell up and can`t get your hand around the can anymore, let alone down any liquid with your throat swelling up.
Maybe legal pot?
scallywag86 1 year ago
Ba ba boosh!!
DisposableTormentor 1 year ago
I mean you dont want the dog lookin at ya
maybrook1 2 years ago
And/or kakow!
Viscupelo 2 years ago 2
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cold beer warm pussy and some place to take a shit with door on it
MegaPandemic 2 years ago
lol Mr Ford
sgtsnowman0 2 years ago 2
A-FUCKING-MEN
JOHstarry 2 years ago 9
His ass is ev'ryweyuh.
shloobenstein 2 years ago
what did he say for the last thing? beer, pussy and what?
MrKlaymanTom 2 years ago
and some place to take a shit with a door on it. LMAO this guy is freggin' hilarious!!!!
Suavelistic 2 years ago 3
@MrKlaymanTom 'and some place to take a shit with door on it'.
1qewretry 2 years ago
"I mean, you don't want the dog lookin' at you..."
deskale 2 years ago 3
THREE PIECE SIX NINETY-NINE.
-Actually, that's pretty low.
HELL DAMN ROBOT GUY DAS CRAZY LOW
Louisil 2 years ago 2
Bababoosh!
Louisil 2 years ago
AAAAAHHHHHHH YEAH!!!
1234adrian4 2 years ago
BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH
n0b0d1r 2 years ago
Finally someone who understands the people, Mr Ford for president!
hamsterwaffle 2 years ago 98
Hah, hah.
BOOSH!
LunarEntity 2 years ago 3
...you know...so the dog wont be lookin at ya
theSonicYouth 2 years ago
Absolutely transcendent moment.
klumsygod 2 years ago 5
hes right lol BOOSH!
MIIVI006 2 years ago 4
well, that's up to stephen breyer
BOOSH
11825code6 2 years ago
fucking loled when I heard this one
neantibi 2 years ago 2
boosh +1
EatNunBrains 2 years ago
For the record, this was the joke that got Earl Butz, a member of Nixon's cabinet to resign. Except it was an n word joke at that time.
MickJaggeronutube 2 years ago 4
BOOSH!
BDpaperstax 2 years ago
he is right about the first two things....
FORD FOR PRESIDENT :D
Dom441 2 years ago 3
@Dom441 so you want the dog to look ? :-o
lol.
Edfiki86 10 months ago
that's not something you hear everyday......one hopes.
lelandb123 2 years ago
YOU DONT WANT THE DOG LOOKIN AT YOU!
jerfy2001 2 years ago 90
@jerfy2001 Okay, up next, why not have a pedestrian overpass too Canada?
357Sneak 7 months ago
@jerfy2001 why not? dog already looks at you while its taking a shit...
jonman528 6 months ago
Snip-snap.
robadonkadonk 2 years ago 3
Snip-snap indeed!
AndrewSavesTheDay 2 years ago 5
so true
BOOSH!!!!!!!!!!
skylerdiotte 2 years ago
Best line from Mr. Ford!!!!
krishotsaucemiller 2 years ago
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BESH!..
OR KOWKAW!..
amidoinitrite?
zackishcraser 2 years ago
Boosh and or Kakow
Kakorone 2 years ago 4
Well.......he's not wrong.
CaptainCharismaless 2 years ago 7
BOOSH BOOSH BOOSH
bkessell 2 years ago 4
and or kakow
burnin8tor88 2 years ago 4
BOOSH!
Uhnoneemoos 2 years ago 4
boosh and/or kakow!
dweingar 2 years ago 4
kaboosh!
wolfking218 2 years ago
BOOSH!
frigginglorious 3 years ago 2
you dont want the dog lookin at you....
SyriusFerreal 3 years ago 2
one of the funniest parts of frisky dingo :) if you havent seen the show and you like this; buy the dvd :)
Neeboopsh 3 years ago
BA-BA-BOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
engelbe 3 years ago
haha, he gonna get it...boosh
videosrock1983 3 years ago 4
KAKOW!!!!
Jtr999 3 years ago
I mean, you don't want the dog lookin' at you.
WhatBadGod 3 years ago
FUCK YEAH.
and some Stanky ass Cunts
unreal030 3 years ago
I believe thats covered under "warm pussy"
gskaloyan 3 years ago 9
A(Muthafuckin)men!!!!!!
punk91 3 years ago 4
BOOSH
TheeBaker 3 years ago 4
amen... boosh...
wponder12 3 years ago 2
boosh
tacoemall666 3 years ago 2
kakow
StereoAssassin 3 years ago 2
MR Ford!!The Ultimate Polling consultant!If I was Obama or Mccain I would hire Mr Ford for the win.
karatedisco 3 years ago 3
So true...So true....
Well maybe American MEN, as for women...
gskaloyan 3 years ago
..and someplace to take a shit worth a "what?"
Cant make out that last word
Certs 3 years ago
someplace to take a shit with a door on it...boosh
bdm19 3 years ago 7
You don't want the dog lookin at ya.
VeridelHibiki 3 years ago 7
someplace to take a shit with a door on it.
Blumpkins4McCain 2 years ago
he knows exactly what we want!
BuriedInOblivion1 3 years ago 4
That's my absolute favorite line from the show. Except you have to include the "I mean, you don't want the dog looking at ya."
kittyeggrolls 3 years ago 3
What when he's talking to Simon at the petshop.
"'ell man, don't tell me you not gonna buy food! comon now how 'ya gonna feed these damn bunnies? What the hell you wearin'? you on your way to the moon? moo moo moo moon, talking like, you in Iraq or sumthin, listen here, i'm tired of talking to you, get the fuck out of my store... go on to the moon with your... sharp ass"
What about that line? O__O
chica476 3 years ago 4
lol you should said wise sage or something but ancient is cool too
felleezy 3 years ago
Well said ancient sage, well said.
chica476 3 years ago 4
sadly he's right
MikaelFL 3 years ago 3
preach
laxdefran29 3 years ago
werd
hotfuss84 3 years ago