Bret Ernst - Techno

[shorty51896]

he's hilarious

[mohsen88]

he's funny but he's such a hater haha.... EDM is taking over the world... Miami Ultra, EDC Vegas, Space Ibiza, Tomorrowland........ the most dominating parties of all time

[americanVmuscle]

Bitch! i'll stab you in the neck

[skater423]

this is actually really fuckin funny

[ienjoiPanda]

dj jerkoff. haha. funny mother fucker.

[istolethiscamara]

DUBSTEP!!!!!!!

[LiFaVeX]

this shit is funny as fuck lol

[willstubbs1]

this guy is not that funny

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

haha noone got the caligula reference

[slugger1983]

Dude, intercontinental champion?! FUCKIN' RIGHTS HAHAHAHAH

[Chazman2705]

This guy reminds me so much of Pablo Francisco!

[numba1mage]

aahahhahaha this is killer, but house music is fun as hell when ur fucked

[xtheangelx]

Taken straight from Pablo Francisco. Kudos.

[dalesalsa]

AAAAHHHHhhh hahhaha FRUSTRATION / ANGER comedy... always fucking funny.... haha

[skyhighharbor]

I watch this clip once a day for the extra energyboost :)

[latigremusic]

Exactly how I feel about what techno I've heard.

[guomaster]

Need to go check out DJ jackoff.

[CommandShiftH]

deep down inside you can tell he probably loves techno 

[cube059]

BITCH I'LL STAB YOU IN THE NECK

[YahDat]

this guy is in Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Tour and it is fucking hilarious if you haven't seen it i highly recommend watching it

[imgbebi]

lol sooooooooo funny

[believeinhope99]

that reminded me of Jersey Shore

[WentMillerGal15]

Sexy and hilarious...Bret is the guy I've been looking for! ;)

"DJ Jerkoff!" xD

[ROFLCOPTERftw3]

So true! :D

[choseni24]

Bitch I'll stab u in the Neck!!! lmao im dying

[MirkotheGreat]

LMFAO!!

[badoocee]

AWESOME SAUCE

[NexisFilms]

He totally got the gay raver dancing shit down !.. lol

[TheLaughFactory]

@SOfilms1 lol, someone sample Bret's beatbox and post as a video reply. We have one fan remix up on Tony Baker's "For Keeps" video.

[SOFilms1]

Am I the only one who was diggin' the song he was doing? lol

[AppleUniversity]

Pause at 1:08 and you won't be disappointed!!!

[walmart2009]

what do you have a belt buckle that big for. what are you intercontinental champion

[theciskokidd]

Geeked out = COKED UP out of your mind!

[holyknight2113]

@theciskokidd People dont do coke at raves, they do e, jesus

[theciskokidd]

@holyknight2113 LOL....Sure they don't. Whatya think Ive never been to one? Child please...

[BacklTrack]

@holyknight2113 They do lots of drugs at raves..not just e lol

[probablyonmydroid]

I love the WWE reference! Dude you have to post everything you have from this guy, this guy and Chris D'Elia are my two favorite comedians right now.

[TheLaughFactory]

@probablyonmydroid I have more from both Bret & Chris coming down the pipeline.

[Plagrine]

@TheLaughFactory This comment made me a happy camper. :3

[rainbirdeleven]

@TheLaughFactory Does it piss you off that everyone assumes your a dude? Definately more D'elia Misses TheLaughFactory Guy

[Chiino44]

@probablyonmydroid I agree this guy and Chris D elia are hilarious 

[natalyahartfly]

intercontinental champion a wwe referance lol hes awsome now lol

[mjpitche]

I always hated that shit! I knew that the hot girls would always be at those places and they eat it up so I would go for them.

[KittyRyu]

I'm a fan of techno and raves, but this is HILARIOUS!!!

[nevername667]

So true.

[Shaidyn]

Haters gonna hate.

[StoryMile]

i think we found the only 50 people in the world that like techno. and they all hit the dislike button.

[rjai34]

This is great!

[purplebui]

Im geeked out

[ImJTHM]

I love how he just accurately described dubstep. xD

[Sahrinzs]

I am that guy! :D

[jasonlajoie]

I gotta feelin this guy get pussy by the stack!

[jjsan27]

that beat he did was sick.

[22thejew]

did the anti-christ just walk into the club?

[9JackR6]

wtf are yu intercontinental champion a personal highlight

[8SetMeFree8]

Damn, that Caligula reference made me smile

[Zidonaldo]

I heard a pokemon at 0:50 :o

[TheLaughFactory]

@Zidonaldo Or someone being murdered? o.O

[Zidonaldo]

@TheLaughFactory someone being stabbed........in the neck!

[PocketScyther]

@Zidonaldo

wild Pidgey appeared

[MrOscarCoban]

this is like pablo franciscos stand up

[lukeiamyourfaja]

what did the antichrist just walk into the club lol

[ILUVFFANDKH]

I love house music,, hahahahah he's hilarious!!!!

[24getonthefloor]

yes he watches wwe too awesome

[Kobe24Everr]

HE MENTIONED WRESTLING CRAP :P

[L3XT4S1]

I Guess I Wont Be Wearing My Trucker Hat To The Club Anymore

[DJGreenscreen]

@L3XT4S1 The belt is fine so long as you are an intercontinental champion B^)

[SukhberS]

Ha, 420th person to like the video.

[BrothaBill]

sounds a little bit like carlos mencia

[SeanRossProductions]

"what, did the anti-christ just walk in the door?"

ahahahahahaahahahh

[pepinator2000]

is he Joaquin PHoenix?

[xLBeastmode]

@pepinator2000 dude!! i thought the same fuckin thing hahaha

[bungiecoocoo]

FISTPUMP, PUSHUP CHAPSTICK

[randomnickftw]

one more laughfactory vid before i go to bed to get up bright for work,then i realise it was 2 hours ago when i said that and its past midnight.

[AKnifeKill]

Bitch I'll stab you in the neck.

[mechaart]

"what did the AntiChrist walk into the room"

XD

[chobitsgnarlslover]

DUDE GET OUTTA COMEDY AND B A DJ! THAT BEAT ON A AMP SURROUND SONG SOUNDS BADASS!

[trancebot]

ehhh..just ehhh

[DJCurrent90]

what type of shit techno, trance, house dirty dutch etc. does he listen to?

[lydicjc]

@DJCurrent90 The same stuff you are putting out.

[1987Sevo]

lol I can't stop watching it!!!!

[chibigrunt]

The creepy techno part cracks me up every time :D.

[chibigrunt]

I've been watching this on a daily basis. Each time, I laugh :D.

[armbusk]

i think it's fun but just to tell the truth all techno is not just repetetive shit most things off lapfox trax is not for example they're much shorter though to justify the fast change

[ItchyKneeSon]

I found this to be QUITE unfunny.

I feel like this guy wants to be Pablo Francisco and is failing terribly at it.

[chibigrunt]

I can't stop watching this O_o. This is great!

[mundabi]

Bitch ill stab you in the neck

[chibigrunt]

Fucking hilarious!

[kathyye16]

ahhhaah Glowww stickkss This is greattt!!!!!

[SPQRImperator]

I love this guy. Funny as hell.

[tgong01]

Pablo Francisco-ish

[THES3XYMAN101]

The untold story of the long lost member of jersey shore who got kicked off for not fucking snooki

[takito001]

LMMFAO...DJ JERK-OFF XD



[sk8rboy11494]

hes a good ass beat-boxer

[OKMRDX]

he came out in Artie Lange's "Beer League"

[sashakeri]

I love DJ Jerk Off.. he is the best LOL

[Rubdoff]

@sashakeri YAAA Me too!! did you hear his NEW tune..the one that goes.....Wobble Wobble Womp Womp Womp!!! Fuckin Classic man!

[monkeyman2711]

What if The Techno Viking saw this?????

[Fasil777]

yawn

[MlssCue]

This guy is pretty funny!

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

Omg, the glowstick dance kills me xD

[Bllackguard666]

LOL, Bret is awesome. Funny dude!

[xxxmikeyxxxx]

retard alert 193 assholes gave thumbs up to 2 stupid ass bitches who quoted 1:52 to video

[flabergaster411]

fucking amazing!!!!!

[MattTheBlackMage]

This guy was in a Ke$ha video, he shouldn't be allowed to talk about music.

[Wantsomecowbell]

I love techno, and I love Bret Ernst.

[yanko1986]

Haha that guy in the corner is totally me, DJ Jerk Off is prodigal

[chobitsgnarlslover]

techno>country. uk what i like comedy, but hardstyle is beast

[aeminence]

@chobitsgnarlslover Real music > techno.

[chobitsgnarlslover]

@aeminence techno is real music.. anythings better than country and rap (i.e like justin bieber gaga kesha.. etc)

[StunTossing]

@aeminence

Dubstep > Real Music

[MarvinRobles18]

@StunTossing ummmmm no..

[StunTossing]

@MarvinRobles18 I bet if he tried he could make fun of country, rap, hip-hop, and everything else. If it's not real music, nothing is. Plus, Dubstep, techno, and all those other electronic categories actually require time to make, not 3 minutes of listening to some black guy rap about how he parties all day. Or a country hick strumming a piece of wood about how she brakes up with guys all the time.

And Hip-hop, well, is just plain bad.

[MarvinRobles18]

@StunTossing ..what is wrong with you??....you really think that synthetic machine made music is better than actual music....ido agree with you that some artist and some type of music suck and ido like a little dubstep myself but it honestly cannot compare to real music....maybe if you stop listening to mainstream crap you could appreciate great quality music...

[StunTossing]

@MarvinRobles18

I never said synthetic music was better. I simply implied that it took more time to make, and more work is involved. Although I will say ANY kind of music is better then most artists in the hip-hop category.

I would also like to say, I hope you mean mainstream on the internet. Because REAL mainstream music is bullshit. I do appreciate other types of music, just not as much as certain ones.

[decodeusername76]

FINALLY, someone understandsss meee!!!!!!!!

[MegaLolz21]

I love Dj Jerk off he's the best xD

[axelfighter15]

thumbs up if you keep rewinding to hear the techno beatboxing

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

haaaaaaaaaaaahahaha i can watch the 1st half of this all day

[ZEROXBahamut]

I love techno but this guy is hilarious,

[GROMSF]

well, that's one man's opinion and a man's got to make money to pay his bills.

techno is awesome dude

out of detroit, you've got two great things, cars and techno

[nynyleg]

i like techno...

[LatinaVampire0231]

ok that techno beat was hot no lie

[sneakertri]

dances like ronnie

[alexlappanonwh]

this reminds me of a bit henry rollins did making fun of techno music, haha

[morefunnythenU]

y is he feeling under his shirt?

[ceaser8999]

@morefunnythenU becuz he was nervous

[ThexplicitNV1]

27 people are the intercontinental champion of techno

[ily191]

FUCK YOU MAN TECHNO IS GREAT

[Emandudeguyperson]

wow fuck off dude

[mihaelab992]

This guy is just great!

[znorch]

Dj jerkoff LMFAO

[segovian]

@drbeastn This was great. Thanks!

[segovian]

That was a pretty good song. Should do a full track.

[lj3333]

to me this just seems like a rip off of one of pablo francisco's jokes. not impressed

[jonah0918273645]

I LOVE DJ JERKOFF HES THE BEST!!!

[Marcccii]

house music isnt really techno -.-

[ibreakkidslegs]

hahaa DJ jerkoff

[HollywoodShinigami]

Lmfao the IC Champion.

[Guitarocker75]

What song is he talkin about? :D

[robluongo]

this guy is fucking hilarious. man i love house but this guy makes me feel like a fag haha.

[BBoyMixture]

@robluongo he wasn't talking about House music

[flymode010]

i love dj jerkoff hes the best:)

[natalieH2303]

that actually sounds like it would be a good song

[MrLesilectro]

im a dj and a huge fan of house music and i found this... hilarious :)

[iamnotuke]

he looks like Desmond miles from assassin's creed

[Maziyar]

AHA!!! Hey but you know what's whack?  Mainstream Hip Hop is now just like techno.

Boo that boon that boo that nmm nmm.

[MrFirstkid]

they are on E thats why they like it

[koffypr]

breaking the stereotype I guess cause alot of great DJ are from Italy + look at Jersey shore...hmmm big belts?! lol

[TheSyncopator]

@koffypr Pauly D is a terrible DJ. He can't even beatmatch.

[roflmaoking]

@bi8koto not even close. the only thing in common is that pablo mentions tchno and ectsasy and so does he. but pablo talks about him being on E bret talks about the people that listen to techno and stuff so get your facts right you dumb ass.

[roflmaoking]

you know that one song he was talking about? the one he did about the anti christ? there is actually a song close to that. look up justice stress.

[marchenebury]

@bi8koto The bits aren't even the same you fucking douchebag, just because both videos came up when you did a search doesn't mean he stole it you prick.

[MrHUddin]

@bi8koto i was just about too say that!

[roflmaoking]

@MrHUddin wasnt stolen...

[akuma4u]

seems like he really hates the rave scene.

[mofu11281]

funny and very true

[yourix2]

I love Dj JerkOff too XD

[jmyjms86]

funny but i like techno

[saska291]

what is the joke where he compares the countries to people at a bar

[dickens911]

@saska291 dude, seriously i've been trying to find that forever.

[MsGiggles8181]

they're flailing their glosticks goin oh man this is great! LOLLLLL that is too funy

[xXPTRAYXx]

@bi8koto not really

[kyle62994]

techno is the best its tight hahaha

[TJ32123]

LMAOOOO ANTI-CHRIST HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[Hiyrustrider]

All songs are repetitive, it's called the chorus...

[CBoavida]

Nice one!



[AlphaCoolio]

Whether this is stolen or not, he delivered it much better than the other comedian. It's all about delivery.

[ArmenianBeatboxer]

@AlphaCoolio you sir, took the words out of my mouth. I kindly thank you.

[bubblgummer4]

ha dj jerkoff

[motocrosser]

I love techno haha i love the stereotype of it but overal the music and yeah no this guy does not know techno