Jesus vs. Maher (Halo 3 Machinima)

[Zachweaver21]

RESPAWN BITCH!!!! 

[kirashaw]

wow over reacting



[Futurllamma231]

what was the battle song

[billymayer1000]

do atheists seriously think Jesus is fictional? ignorance...

[epicgamr9001]

if all halo firefights were like this, I might... not play halo

[IsraeliSoviet]

LOLWUT. umad?

[imAwesomeNiNjAKiD]

i wish maher won ;)

[UncleSeaJ6]

i hate when they spawn right ther next to u

[TheNeutralGamiing]

2:58 Rofl

[KILLROYD4000]

respawn bitch

[Mosifus]

Pray times over.

[Justasktheprogamer]

lol

[pwopow96]

lol, my last name is Maher

[Mario53415]

@pwopow96 watch out jesus is after you

[MrJulianduva]

@pwopow96 LOL well he is talking about bill maher, he is an atheist

[MasonMars]

Oh jesus... wait no its just another white boy

[XXDELTAAWESOME]

nice

[XRatchet777xKyogreX4]

What is the name of the song?

[zorrgon56]

They should have made it John 117 vs Jesus then it would be a fair fight.

[QBRebel16]

He knew the day would come that he would have to fight Jesus?

[GameTheMystery]

ALL OF YOU SHUT UP JEESZ I CANT EVEN HEAR MY SELF THINK BOTH OF YOU KISS AND MAKE UP K?

[swagmaster31]

@GameTheMystery ....

[GameTheMystery]

@swagmaster31 yay we good now XD

[steveman730]

Ummm so which one was jesus? Eva armour or MarkVI?

[Jroushia47]

If this was real god would banhammer Maher for life at the beginning of the fight and jesus would be wearing recon and a blue flaming helmet because god bought jesus the Gods edition :) Thumbs up to spread the truth.

[DackVarinCorel]

@Jroushia47 Thumbs down for trying to spread god as truth

[davey6000]

and when he returns John 117 will nail hes ass.

[LasXider]

@davey6000 mate john 117 got nothing JC. 

[megacam345]

you cant run from jesus and you cant kill him either

[thesswgod]

GO JESUS!

[marvelbrothers]

Jesus respawned?! i'm sure that's happened once already... ;)

[SuperGamerPro97]

@marvelbrothers That's the point (Thumbs up for your comment, though!)

[IamSPARK128]

@marvelbrothers HA!

[learnsports]

whoever made this video is going to hell lol

[machinima2225]

"(insert comment begging for thumbs up here)

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(insert Chuck Norris joke here)

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[Gunnerj48Pwns]

@machinima2225 insert comment about about how many comments have been posted like yours here.

[drugpencilproduction]

fuck you I'm christian

[sugardaddy4032]

man that battle took forever i waiting for some1 to die lol

[then00b1234]

epic

[SaturnTrack]

Jesus should have had Recon. lol

[obamasucksblackcock1]

Thumbs up if u think Jesus is Badass. :D

[GromPokemon]

surely Jesus has Reconz?

[nontyboy]

This is Maher

But

This is Jesussssssssssssssssssss

[jfl125]

lol, but i like the cod ones alot better

[MrSqurl333]

Maher: I knew, one day i would fight jesus!

Person: were you on crack?

Maher: only a little.

[rass1205]

boring!

[TheAlphaCola]

@liliuo1312 What?

[many9662]

I like this video. Thank you for your sharing. Hope to see next your video.

[TranceExpert]

I like how everyone's getting serious about religion and atheists using this video as their way to argue about it. Its a FUCKING VIDEO! They made it so you guys can view it with pleasure! Enough said, great video lol wish I was as good as Maher >.<

[ADHD4856]

no barrels or pallets were harmed during the making of this video. =)

[Robin1890ful]

i trust jesus :) he is good guy. :)

[mixmaster330]

Respawn Bitch!

[InternetTroll69]

wow jesus really sucks at Halo 3

[tybobl]

The thing it flashes at the end is where the wild things are but it says SECRET ILANDZ lol

[idricool]

Press F5 to skip add.

[angusmacinni]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol:)

[ojoun11]

MOD

[sambrochu1]

WTF 2:58 XD

[xSaNdWiChPaRtYx]

Pray time's over

[TheDamnTrolls]

0:11 is begining

[DanDood11]

Best line "I knew this day would come" lol

[DAGRAVITYCAT]

respawn... bitch  epic XD

[martijnbakkertje1]

EPICEST BATTLE EVAR!!

[youngmoneyagent]

You cant rip it aw

[Acousticsons]

Sent chuck Norris in the fight

[Uteko95]

aren't big companies like Machinima supposed to avoid this kind of comedy so they don't offend the religious idiots?

[oceanoleme]

how did kat almost die, when her shields were still up?

[fellowmanH2]

0:01 does not work!

[transgeek2345]

bill maher made EVA armor cool for me

[PeterJHYT]

This would have been funnier:

*Insane fundie breaks down door with a Gravity Hammer*

"HERETIC! BLASPHEMER! YOU WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL! MUHAHAHAHAHA-owwwwwww(shot by Maher)"

[imnoromeo]

Bahh, totally unbelievable. What should have happened is Bill Maher makes a joke about Jesus being a fictional character and then some Reich wing Christian breaks down the door holding a machinegun seeking bloody vengence for his blasphemy. You know, just like Jesus would do...

[ScaryGuy255]

Currently 204 people are rational thinkers.

[Jimmy12163]

hahaha at then end!! wher the wild things are!!! hahahaha XD

[vagcreveater]

respawn bitch.

[vagcreveater]

gf bill

[zoomyboomy]

hahahahaha nice vid

[sullycrashers]

he just turns around and then he gets hiy wit a cone lol

[chuckdebuck]

holy shit that was amazing

[IRAFTW25]

Jesus's is number 1.

[Xboxking11738]

You shouldnt trash religions just saying

[FracksGamin]

Thumbs up if u saw the secret island :)

[Nowik1991]

Halo sux so much, I can't stand this game for kids

[TheShadowWish]

@Nowik1991 ...what the fuck? this game isnt for just kids?

what do you play that makes you so good?

[Nowik1991]

@TheShadowWish

The Witcher

[TheShadowWish]

@Nowik1991 uhuh? you kidding? 

[Nowik1991]

@TheShadowWish

U won't know it, its not for kids.

[TheShadowWish]

@Nowik1991 its where you run around being a man slut...compensating?

[Nowik1991]

@TheShadowWish

Just shut up and play Halo, u are too young to understand proper games.

[TheShadowWish]

@Nowik1991 oh so now you have to have an age to know good games?? pfft

gtfo and go play with your man slut =)

[XTCLuNaTiC]

@Nowik1991 if you would have the right age to know good games you wouldn't comment on a video you don't like, cause this means, that you hate halo but go look up a video that features halo. If you would have proper age you wouldn't be such a kid about this and would stop fighting with someone about wich game is good.

[LCclanProductions]

Shoulda been Jesus vs Chuck Norris vs Jesus instead

[speccwolf]

Religious propaganda, Americans ...... sigh.

[BoldArchaic]

A: It should have been Richard Dawkins, at least.

B: Jesus needs Recon, duh...

[joustinApe]

passion of the Christ 3

[wwefanking1]

That is one kickass island at 2:58

[KFCArbiter]

SeKrEt IsLaNdZ oF jEsUzEz

[Squirrelzzzzzzz]

Hahhaha... pause at 2:58

[booker980]

Nooo why dident you turn around bill maher

[BrytonW]

Lol this was hilarious.

[2008crasher2008]

sekret islandz???

[itzGodofpro]

jesus is kick ass !!!!!!

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@itzGodofpro

Jesus is not real

[itzGodofpro]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH thats what u think but who is bill maher

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@itzGodofpro

Well, at least not a goat herder who lived 2000 years ago and thought men were made from the ribs of women. You're basing your life on the point of view of a bunch of scruffy herders who went trough life thinking the earth was only 6000 years old, lightning was magic and disease was caused by sin rather then viruses and bacteria...

[B1tchN1gg3r]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Don't forget that he loves all of his children equally! Oh wait, except the ones that don't believe, they can die and burn eternally for all he cares! Lolz @ religion fail

[darthvatrayen]

@B1tchN1gg3r Can I have a some ketchup with that troll?

[EMPeace18]

@B1tchN1gg3r he loves all(.)

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@B1tchN1gg3r ya and that's y your god is evil im an atheist and i dont belive because theres no evadance

[B1tchN1gg3r]

@l4dlovemaker2000 Clearly I was kidding, I dont believe either

[innerdeth]

@B1tchN1gg3r If you knew what you are talking about, your commetary only reflects the poor knowledge you have about religion... oh and by the way..Jesus is not Religion. Is mucho more than that..

[10gamertag]

@B1tchN1gg3r Not funny dude

[potatoblivion]

@B1tchN1gg3r Nah he loves everyone. Lol @ non-religion fail.

[De13373r]

It's a fucking YouTube video. Not a fucking true story. It's halo 3 this is about as realistic as it's gonna get. Goddam I only ever get this mad at DigitalPh33r, may he forever burn in the white hot intensity of 1000 suns.

[SamusAranRox]

Respawn bitch!

[lilwilll619]

Bill maher duznt sound like that, jesus would pwn his ass if this were more realistic

[TimJMorrison]

@lilwilll619

If it were more realistic, Jesus wouldn't have shown up ;-D

[lilwilll619]

@TimJMorrison Thanks atheist

[TimJMorrison]

@lilwilll619

Nah, I'm a Hindu.

[bassplayer703]

@lilwilll619 there r people that r non religious who arent athiest

[stealthfighter077]

@bassplayer703 i hate people that asume your athiest even though you tell them your not a religion. such ignorant fucks

[bassplayer703]

@stealthfighter077 ik bro it sucks

[Jonrd123456]

pray times over!

[chunkyng]

omg just shoot a spiker to his hands and legs....

[retardsattack123]

lol the pic at 2:58 is random lol

[globfrob]

Jesus, worship him or he will f*ck you up.

[EdsonEatsAirplanes]

respawn bitch

[MrMonkeyshine89]

SeKrEt IsLaNdZ!!!!! XD

[BroadcastFlims]

GO JESUS GO Show that athesit

[fear2747]

I was like "noooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Jeseus!!!!!! O wait. He respawned. It's good. " lol

[Idonthaveanamelol]

So Bill Maher got into a running gunbattle with Jesus? They both sound like they have had 20 packs of cigarettes? Wins points for creativity.

[CharliePT93]

And thee bible says it, He shall respawn three days later..

[SKITSmcFRITS]

fictunal charecter haha so true....

[RapingStreak]

@SKITSmcFRITS you mean fictional character?

Retard.

[SKITSmcFRITS]

@RapingStreak congrats you insulted someone with aspergers syndrom and now your racist towerds specail needs... im glad to know poeple think before thay run there mouths and make themselves look like assholes

[RapingStreak]

@SKITSmcFRITS Has nothing to do with rasicm?

I simply thought your spelling in that comment was horrendous.

I didn't know you had a disease so relax.

[Subvene]

@SKITSmcFRITS you are an idiot, 1. aspergers syndrom is a disease,not a race so hes not racist 2. dont pick fights and then when the going gets tough use your disability as a scape goat, there are so many cowards like you that do that and it sickens me, if only God could change it and show you what its like when all you have is yourself and no way out of a tough problem. you disgust me

[SKITSmcFRITS]

@Subvene well if everyone just kept insulting you for the way you spell how would you feel at making them feel bad for a change? think on that and im done with this stupid argument

[Subvene]

@SKITSmcFRITS what the fuck did i spell wrong you dumb idiot?

[kevcj]

0:49 c'owned'

[RICEBALLS117]

bill sounds like the guyu from joe nation

[nickawsome1]

lol SeKrEt IsLaNd'Z at the end xD

[doggy0619]

DIE JESUS

[kevcj]

@doggy0619 stfu you fuckin idiot your gonna die a billion times in hell

[SonOFJesus22]

lol why jesus everywhere? thats my dad nyway!! :)

This one is cool.

[elementskater1231231]

respawn,bitch hahahaha

[tanveerahmed2007]

DONT MAKE fun of JESUS!!!

[Scurbb123]

lol! = ]

[BlemishedOcean]

lol thats about 3 min and 7 sec of kickin ass

[APtolik]

retarted 

[Itachi9000ful]

@APtolik You mean "retarded"

[APtolik]

@Itachi9000ful ya thx lol

[ThePivotUnion]

Lol "respawn bitch"

[suzrnoobs]

skip add 0:01



[XxLAx2th3MaxXx]

@suzrnoobs or just push f5

[killjoyproductions16]

@suzrnoobs its aculy pauses ads

[MadCowGoM00]

@suzrnoobs

or everyone can just press F5... smartass

[xxxRRANDOMNESSxxx]

@suzrnoobs Just press the F5 key.

[CodeR2Gundam00]

What's the bg music?

[adantesoup]

I like all the people who are like "OMG dont make fun of my Jesus! Thats bad!!!"

[adantesoup]

xD jesus with a vengence.

[jeffreydao09]

this is the pwnozers

[jaycarmine]

this is soooo epic

[ImPlayingOnThePc]

Lol @ Secret island xD

[thesonicslider]

i don't normally care for religions (no offense) but this is just nonsense it's OK could of been a little more thoughtful about religion though

[remixracer1]

jesus comes back and owns him

[TheWiteLite]

thumbs down for the assassination of the innocent bellboy

[TeamTurnover]

lol owned by cone at 0:49

[TheAwesomejuan]

ressurection!!!

[AncestralViews]

Bill Maher used a noob launcher!!!

[Copyingispunishable]

Why does he sound like Batman?

[Dabomb872]

@Copyingispunishable cause gotham needs a hero

[MrMonstersk8er]

This video is so random....But that's what Machinima is for!

[iloverock17]

lol quick teabag to floor 1:14

[PlasmaArmada]

so random lol

[Flare091]

OMG jesus lives with where the wild things are 2:58

[brodyluvsthrash]

That is the most RANDOM video I've ever seen.

[katsupoi24]

i fail to see the point of this video

[Jocuro2]

Naw, he woulda had Spartan Lazorz. He's freakin Jesus after all!