Best Pick Up Lines...Current Exposed

[midosbaby]

Those Max and Jason guys are morons.

[Supernovae04]

Worst sweater ever.

[CommentorX]

"Do you suck, swallow and take it up the ass, or are you just another goddamn Jesus freak?"

[randikajamai]

Dude is wearing his grandmas sweater

[jjointer]

lol worse sweater ever!!

[Rattolainen]

@randikajamai What wrong with it? Only gay people comment othrs clothes!

[fuzzypen56]

don't make the game the thumb it gives it away.....u suck.

[HaloedG]

These hipster geeks are all shits and giggles now, but they would cut each other's throats for some pussy.

[HaloedG]

These guys tell broads they work for Current?

One of the worst things about talking to women in American culture is how fools always try to use their career as status to one up each other...

...yes, I have a job and it is shitty.

[boyniao]

some fugly girl steals my number from her friend.

stalks me.

texts me saying pretending that she sent it to the wrong person. blah blah blah then starts to intro herself. next day in school when i saw her i went "HOLYSHIT GROSS!!"

[Smittens91]

"Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[cookielover1213]

@Smittens91 lolol

[superraiden]

The Game?

[scarletdahl]

Best worst pickup line ever:

I've got the F, the C and the K all I need is U

[pbellmaine]

A guy once said this to me in a bar when I was looking around for a chair.

"Hey do you want a seat?"

*Brushes off face with his hand*

"There you go!"

Warning: I found this hilarious, but at the same time if delivered wrong this could come across very sleazey!

[gymnast625]

"Are you going to the bathroom right now?"

"Yeah"

"Is that an invitation?"

"Uhhhhh nooo."

[FendRhodesticles]

I usually open with

"Sooo uhm, do you like... stuff?"

Yes i am a virgin, how'd you know?

[wenfuu]

best pick up line is from barney stinson.

[rinrenegan]

@FrankieEsposito

Your jus like that cause you got dumped. but its not really bcause the other guy is probably reacher and your a fuglyfugly man, but its probably because your a huge douche!

Shut it dude. Think before you say anything.

[fakespike]

whats with the shirt with the star of david? with the war on Lebanon not to far ago. that shirt could mean recycle Lebanon. the argument that the tree isnt the same is lame cuz its drawn that way sometimes too. yes shower me with your insults of my sensitivity i just hope none of you ever have a friend who dies due to an illegal war(of course only illegal if you believe the UN, amnesty and any other respectable organization).

[hippygravy240]

@FrankieEsposito I'm a girl (so yeah, who cares?) but the 1st thing that I DO NOT look for in a guy is "looks and money". Please. What I look for is the kindness in whether the guy can accept me for who I am. And if they can, that complements them on the outside, making them beautiful for who they are. But if they can't, oh well. I'm not wasting my time with a "good-looking" guy if they can't love me for who I am.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Why the fuck should i care what these kids have to say...get off my fucking computer screen

[MLH]

That's a slap.

[akar3m0]

Lemme get your Jersey ..name and number LOL

[mma171]

These guys need to comb their hair.

[nhoJ115]

"I'm going to be so deep in you tonight, that whoever pulls me out will be the next king of England"

[atomalbert]

so boring

[jenscudder]

Saying hi works!

[JokeDeity2]

I just lost the game.

[TheSilentFool]

I lose the game.

[WalkAroundDude]

Fuck I just lost the game.

[hiericas]

@WalkAroundDude damn i just lost the game

[curePoint7]

THESE GUYS ARE SOOOOO COOOL!!! Im right there with these guys!

[DarkestDiary]

That was actually pretty good. "Love like you've never been hurt." Useful stuff.

[CripShat27]

Worst Pick Up Line Ever:

"I heard you were looking for a STUD. I've got the STD, all I need is U."

[buddyholly28]

gosh this was boring.

[FrankieEsposito]

let me tell you something about pick up lines..they make no difference...if youre good lookin you can say whatever the fuck you want...and you'll hook up..if youre not...well im sorry to tell ya but no "magic pick up line" is gonna help ya out...its that simple..nobody cares bout what you have to say,especially when you 1st meet somebody...the only two things that matter are loks and/or money...im not tryin to be a douch..just tellin it how it is..

[PoliticalSkeptic]

@FrankieEsposito Thankyou so very much. I'm gonna copy and paste your comment and sell it in a book. It will be the only book with one page in it. Some big belly joker who needs a friend with a polaroid camera to assist him in seeing his feet and a huge warhammer shirt is not going to be successful reading that damn book.

[AwesomeCanadianGinge]

@FrankieEsposito

 ur a shallow whore

[BOGAINYISHNISH]

i just lost the game

[aliensexfiend]

this is so lame

[fakesteezepolice]

I need to get differnt hair

[BananagunStudios]

i lost the game

[FriedNugget]

its not like their not telling the truth.

Seriously, if you cant be yourself, youre gonna have a hard time dealing ith yourself and be pretty much be in the same situation as you were in highschool. Girls can sense that kinda thing you know.

[melak6]

i found if i pretend to myself i'm not trying to get laid it works just me though

[v0ks1]

worst line ever: "hit me up on twitter" 5:07

[TheNewYorkPete]

bollocks

[fathead8489]

This is the worse advice I ever heard. "Be yourself"??? BULLSHIT!! No one has ever gotten laid in the history of sex by being their self. At least not since civilization formed and rape became illegal.

If you want to get laid you have to lie non stop and be the opposite of who you actually are. Saying I'm a doctor works a million times more then saying I hang dry wall.

[infantrypfc]

Thumbs up. Even though, I know some dry wall hangers that make good bank....

[MankindCartoons]

Ironic pick up lines? like what?

[CalvinDWalker]

I'm sorry, but all I heard was

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

[mcfarvo]

@CalvinDWalker yeah, this interview was lame.

[donyario]

CANCEL THIS SHOW AND FIRE THESE 3 IDIOTS ALREADY... they are compromising the integrity of current by just existing...

[Dresden718]

Who are these guys? Why are they talking......

[Suzushisama]

this was cute. it's nice to know that there are still decent guys in Cali. i left cali because mostly everyone i knew was a flake.

[treepusher27]

I was at a bar and a cute vixen asked me if I worked at the Airport? I responded no, she replied "you could fly me anytime" funny but /eyeroll

[Derow]

OLD  and gay

[gabot7]

second. and fuck you scarfdaddy

[scarfdaddy]

FIRST ON THIS SHIZER

[Robdee999]

You was first on this Scheiße