Dane Cook: Vicious Circle "Weep-a-thon" (I Did My Best)

[TheAwesomenessinabox]

Make more vicious circle videos

[xkrismonsterx756]

Ive had this happen to me

[18vdiaries64]

Your just walking around in kind of a haze....what? What can I do for you?? Lol

[withmage3]

I've had one of these moments

[SkinnyT]

13 people who disliked this were still crying when they watched it.

[redeye64]

"I did my best" is my ringtone whenever my dad calls me.

[Iloveyou39101]

I love Dace Cook(: but i do some of these things

[skubband]

Lmao thanks Dane Cook. Now all I have to think about it this standup to stop crying for the rest of my life. Lol :D

[BlockisticStudios]

**I move away from the mic to cry my fucking eyes out

[Yukima1234]

I have done everything he is talking about ....

[101Starclan]

a little tip for those who cry....DONT I repeat DON'T rub your eyes pat them dry otherwise they turn red and it becomes noticeable

[jokesonme23]

I don't think I will be able to cry seriously anymore:o

[dane857]

sometimes i feel really depressed and then 20 minutes later i cry and it makes me feel better just thought id mention it.....

[Katie8098]

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[Katie8098]

Hahahhah that's totally what I do (begin to enjoy crying so you think of sad shit to make you cry harder

[ashleygg11]

This is only funny because it's the truth! I hate to say it, but I go through this exact process when I just burst out in tears because of the world! Well done Dane :p

[ohjustwonderful]

LOLOLOLOLOL

@0:58 "FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP"

[cznmbgames]

He points out the truth but makes it funny

[musikistgut21]

"oh yea. I was in Korea, im having a fu**ing tough life. now take off ur free and end this tea party." oh man! it's awesome wen he acts like his dad! LOL

[Kakashirules]

Everytime I haft to cry...THIS IS THE VIDEO THAT POPS INTO MY HEAD. *whyy face* So now I'm sobbing like an idiot and laughing all at ounce! AUGHHH ITS HORRIBLE! *yes I just did it.....no, I regret nothing*

[Taramw32]

REQUEST: Do you have a good clip of Dane Cook talking about women being mental terrorists? :) I'd love to see a clip of that one.

This one is so good.

[MrQuackcorn]

Dane cook is so true

[xo7467]

Too funny, yet so true lol!

[funnyretard667]

I'm a girl but my mom is the one that makes me feel stupid and my dad comforts me. Sometimes it switches around but yeah it's pretty backwards hahaha.

[SuperSara924]

@funnyretard667 Same! it's that way with a lot of girls i know actually

[jaxxiepoo]

How are there 12 dislikes on this video?

[nevaagain101]

my mom always hugs me after my dad makes me cry... then he sees and screams don't baby her! GOD DAMMIT! suck it up! and pushes me away

[dirtclaw]

Marion Barber and the Bears D disliked this.

[LailaBerries]

I do that exact same process when I want to burst into tears because of the world. Lol I don't like admiring either but yes.

[101Starclan]

this guy is fricking accurate!!!!

[jpage813]

This= Me after my calculus final today

[jaxxiepoo]

@jpage813 I totally looked this video up after one of my finals. Hahaha! We did our best, J.

[BlankSpace111291]

I hate to admit it but I go through that exact process when I cry -_-

[lovedejavu1986]

Love him! He is so funny

[Marcolandi12]

The world says your going to cry and you say thanks world. 

[GLaDOS84]

Dane has an amazing way of breaking down everything that happens in everyday life. I guess you could say he's observant to the little parts of each situation and can break down how it happens and how it makes a person feel. Well done again, Dane. :D

TL;DR-- Dane totally rox

[SnoopDaBoss]

I've done EVERYTHING THT HE SAYS LOL

[theburningbrosonrs]

i havent cried in years lol

[cutiejule98]

everybody laughin cuz its so true

[OhTayBee]

"You're having a tough fucking day? I was in in korea. I'm having a tough life. I could grow crops with my tears" Lmfao funniest part xD

[purplebui]

Wow... This reminds me of me when I was young dumb n wild. No wonder

[TheBKMJ]

So true

[saltymatt1221]

can you please put up kool aid man live because i cant find it anywhere

[TheBaconprincess]

Total opposite tried to hide the tears mom was thinkin y the fuck is u cryin for I just need a good cry nu uh wat u do u kill sombody y the hell is u cryin for

[COLR13]

I was in fucking Korea lol

[NYCParkourAddict]

"No, one gives a fuck if your sad in this world."- Dane Cook true words.

[Squiggy2010]

He cries so much because he's a terrible comedian.

[KoSVIDHB]

How in the Fucking world is this funny!?!

[fancybrit93]

It was working.....ahh....fufuffuf...­.earlier. 

[CarshayD]

Omg i so do the "one phrase" and mirror thing,. XD

[jeterdude222]

take out the word "cry" and put in "masturbate". just as effective.

[WarLikeSoad117]

How do people find this Guy funny!?

[13Bee1]

First stand up comedian I ever laughed too. Burger King skit, I'll always remember this guy for it. <3

[canadiankid33]

I almost fell out of bef

[LukLIessNick]

Do burger king!

[ANDIGOki113r]

he made me cry :)) :D

[bubblybubbles6731]

Omg same ill think of shit to make me cry harder then ill go look in thr mirror and cry even more hahahaha this is hilarious

[KanaKemuri]

"i dont think he copy machine is working because FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP." LOL. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SAYS FAP. XD

[SoDead89]

omg i did the same

[shadowsgrl36048]

i hate how this is sooo true about me... xD

[1ThreeDaysGrace]

This is the best one. Because its SO true. Everything. I've done literally everything he's said in this video. Hahah. And you would never think to talk about crying with your friends, let alone laugh about it! But Dane talks about it, and he makes me crack up! God! I love him <3

[VoteThisMap]

U think your having a bad day. Im in korea! Lol

[MsGemini528]

My favorite!

[NiHoMa100]

lmao i had to go hear once Ronnie said "i did my best"

[fxxkfayce]

@NiHoMa100 I was just about to say that lmao

[maker415]

That do u like....talkin bout girls masturbating is sexy....men.....not so much

[ShivilWolf1]

Uh, Hi, Hey, Wussapi?.. ...I dont know if we've met but... ..Im the f*cking world...

[Danshro]

I looked in the mirror an cried.

[nuriko001]

I did my best today:(

[rim9226]

i wanna see other parts of this, any other part!! the quality is great !

[NectarineAttack]

@CrazySmurf111 your parents tried their best . Haha I'm totally kidding

[sparcmacslover]

dane cook saw the 6 dislikes and went "wtf! i did my best!"

[GearF22]

I did my best I did my best! ;( lol love it

[CrazySmurf111]

You posted this on my birthday!!!

[BabyGirlBunny]

I did my best!

[coquito21419]

y did my best to watch this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBrodzie]

LOL I luv Dane cook sook funny...

[JaneaBaby4Life]

Hahahha i did my Best! XD XD

[hudsonbeaty]

@chazdj I would like to see the whole vicious circle stand up too. Would you consider doing that

[TheLinkinpark50210]

This is one of my favs besides the one about naming your kids 'Megatron' XDD

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

he did cry hard... but he definately didn't do wat i do wen i cry...

[polomama1111]

@chazdj can you post the entire vicious circle stand up??

[TechnoGlitter2048]

I had one of these recently, but the stupid things was that it was because I was kind of happy. I played music and cartoons on my laptop while I sat in my room and cried.

[msteryious]

"AHHH HAAA!! BLUE HONDA!! DUDE WAS CRYING LIKE A NU-...DID YOU SEE THAT!?! Turn around we gotta follow that guy. *MEEH MEEH MEEH MEEH!* AHHH~" LMFAO xDDDD

[TheLinkinpark50210]

@msteryious

I would've laughed harder if he said Prius XDD

[msteryious]

@TheLinkinpark50210 i just loved watching that over and over again!!!! xDDDDD

[Nerdcomanderpaige]

Strobe lik asthma

[yokoraitashi]

those people are lossst sssoulssss.

[monker188]

I love how Dane's mother has a lisp :3

<3

[yokoraitashi]

everyone is looking at your car.if you cry someone will come by,

HAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D

love it!

[MasochisticMaiden]

Oh how many weep a thons I've had ...

[silentangel123]

lol i actually had a friend who did tht pre cry breath

[joesephAD96]

You should put the one where he is talking about cheating

[cfcolts10]

5 people had a Weep-A-Thon



[MissXoxoDancer24]

My strobe like asthma, HIB HIB HIB HIB HIB!

[Nerdcomanderpaige]

This is sooo funny.haha

[TheCutegothic]

true...damn!!

[rumeshelay]

This is so true LOL

[Davon85J]

I was in korea..I could grow crops with my tears!

[Dbones111]

Post the one about brain ninjas

[nuttynuttv0]

2 questions

1. You ever had an orgasm when you were crying?

2. I wonder how much pussy he gets?

[TheEmilycassidy]

i did my best..

[AllOfThePrettyLights]

I had a happy weep-a-thon listening to this

[AJCOFFYx]

lol this is so true!

[scottishduck8]

when i was 5 i was i would say i want my momy

[avencree]

I had one of these moments a month ago. I was at work too so I freaked my manager out. I felt so bad. Afterwards, I thought about this segment. I really did do my best..... TT_TT

[Alieaser]

that 1 guy/gal that disliked this vid is either Karen the Douchebag or Fucking Brian..

[cutie3638]

@Alieaser nawww they just haven't had a good cry

[kanj16]

1 person didnt get invited to lauras party

[BethBeehive]

XD Dane Cook is Amazin

[JessalynnBritney]

1 person has a stick up there asssss.

[Fan1Taylor]

You should put up B&E

Or DJ Diddles!

[misirloupowerslide]

1 person needs to go home and have a WEEP-A-THON !!!!!!!

its OK buddy you did your best

[GabbyHoffarth]

@misirloupowerslide lmao!

[TheOppositeEffect]

BEST.  BEST. BEST QUALITY EVER.

[ItsCdizzleFoshizzle]

I did my best!!

[talkativeone04]

Haha lol i bet he use to be the class clown at school! :-)

[orconoftime]

LoL, my ex-girlfriends name is Laura....she doesn't invite me to parties anymore :DDD

[hivickykats]

That thing about moms and dads is SO TRUE! Hilarious!

[xXXJJUchihaxXX]

It was working earlier hp-hp-hp-hp-hp

[osu5inarow]

But dad I don't wanna take my little dress off

[zermini12]

HEY WHATS UP?...ANYBODY AROUND?

[Brighteyeslonglashes]

I love this so much - because it is so true!

[craZgirl1091]

"its a strobe like asthma"

[iowatrack21]

sadly this is EXTREMELY true! haha

"take off your dress and lets end this tea party!" bahaha

[UltimateQuantum]

damn somone's having a bad day :)

[west5683]

'give yourself a hug, because you rule'

[ThemGraVatronsEnt]

He Cried Like A 8 Year Old! Lmao

[CGSuperPanda]

Every female voice Dane Cook does has a lisp. lol Why??

[Denimatron503]

Best quality video of Dane that I've seen in a little while, great job!

[66dizzy]

you did your best today.

strobe-like asthma