George Watsky- 'Drunk Text Message to God'

[misshumblerodeo]

Does anyone know where I could find the transcript for this?

[lovelikelemmings]

@misshumblerodeo there isn't an official one. the last time he did that was 2006 and it wasn't spoken word poetry.

[ipudding111]

but i can turn water into koolaid!

[kamberlin22]

"My church has a love bladder and always have to go to the bathroom"-My favorite quote

[urineabox]

jimmytheloch is a spoken word artist and emcee that also shares the religion views and tries to expand your mind.. his new album is called [a cult following].. it is definitely worth the listen =]

[pigswithbeards]

black man y u only laff at chapelle show and kool aid jokes

[whatthebob774]

like this if u wish u could go to this church

[Lukarr1320]

I told "i am not jesus christ, but i can turn water in to kool-aid" and she was cracking up!!! I love george watsky!!!

[saddvamp]

ahahaha! "I'm not Jesus Christ, but i can turn water into Kool-Aid.." <hell ya!! my favorite part, xD

[TryKeepUp808]

Ladies and gentlemen, the new Bo Burnham

[ShaNayNayBonQueef]

is watsky gay? not hating just wondering

[PokerJoker811]

@ShaNayNayBonQueef Pretty sure he's not. I know he referenced an old girlfriend in "Go Big, Young Friends". But that might have just been for art's sake, I dunno. Doesn't matter, though. He wouldn't get any more or less awesome based on it.

[ShaNayNayBonQueef]

@PokerJoker811 oh i know im not saying he would get any more or less awesome i was just curious, cuz some gay people have that voice and idk if thats just his natural voice or if he was gay, im not hating on him im just simply wondering. ya know?

[escthepresent]

fucking hell watsky, you are a genius

[TheGooGooGirl12345]

I'm confused. He is confusingly awesome.

[TronDB333]

Throw up them "V"s, and unite to this fresh inspirational corn casserole, 'cause we're all riding Steve Irwin's sting ray while your speedboat's sinking! Gwatsky gives us all the eye of the tiger, and the heart of the turtle. He makes us all...go robo.

[sealteam06]

The black people in the back laughed pretty hard at the water to kool aid bit....

[MrAltiar1995]

I love this guy. So damn funny and talk`s the truth.

[craZgirl1091]

rollerbalde kid rolls into school screaming.....?

"fruit booters and nights"?

[MrGuk]

@craZgirl1091 "fruitbooters unite"

[craZgirl1091]

@MrGuk thank you!

[konradharla]

@craZgirl1091 fruit booters unite

[craZgirl1091]

@konradharla thanks:)

[jflowers4272177]

stop cussing!!!!!!!!

[craZgirl1091]

@jflowers4272177 ever heard of artistic integrity?

[ArnasAranauskas]

this could almost be a responce to "why i hate religion but love jesus"

[TheAnthinee]

I have this transcribed, shoot me a message if you want the text.

[crissking2231]

=D Watsky = wordsmith at max lvl.

[TheBananaPuppi]

Words can't even describe how deep and awesome and just... watsky this is.

Yeah. This is so watsky. That's gonna be my new word for everything incredibly deep and awesome that moves me to tears.

[TheDsBeast]

DUDE U GTA TEACH ME HOW TO TURN WATER INTO KOOL-AID

[Thisismyusername1010]

Marry. Me.

[MegaSlimShadyLover]

I want to go to this church man.

[TimeLady910]

I'm not Jesus Christ, but I can turn water into Kool-Aid!!

[alliedinterferece]

"3.30" the black guy in the back finds manatees funny :D

[superandroid23]

3:34 I'm definitely using that line!

[elcie18]

You're... Amazing. To say the least. You're inspirational, outspoken, genius, original. I could go on for days. I just wanted to say thank you for being yourself and speaking what's real to you. You don't see that much anymore. Keep it real.

[segashot]

he looks gay but i freaking love him

[13shalie]

He is very cool.

[CoreyRive]

FRUITBOOTERS UNITE!

[WilliamMorgan32]

@skepisdub I could care less if he's gay. He definitely seems to be, and he's from San Fran too. So... Gay or straight, the man is extremely intelligent. I'm shocked I just found out about him.

[SkepsisDub]

Will you think hes awesome when you find out hes gay?

[Frostdrgn2]

@SkepsisDub yes, he is still awesome. His sexual preference doesn't change that he is a damn good writer.

[BigBangTheory92]

@SkepsisDub He's not gay... TF? -_-

[penguinwarfare93]

@SkepsisDub I'm pretty sure he is not gay. But even if he was I would still have every ounce of respect for him that I do now.

[MrNeffery]

God. I love narwhals.

[vTesseracTv]

I cant believe this guy. Every video I see of him just punches me in the face with awesomeness.



[TaoKiomi]

"I'm starting a Church that gets pissed off and starts thumb wars!" lmfao I'll join, man.

[fxxkfayce]

"Don't fall asleep yet! Contrary to popular belief that's not where dreams get accomplished. The body of Christ is your body, the body of Buddha be your body. Your body be useable, your body be suitable, your body be beautiful, you DON'T need anything different."

That was fucking phenomenal.

[IAMTHEBEST4444]

did any one else notice the black people laughing when he made a kool-aid reference...

[rjcremix]

@IAMTHEBEST4444  hahahahahaha yes thats so funny

[TheCrissangelrocks]

Got a little tipsy

[erickthesick]

lol xD

[peewee187ify]

Why do ppl try 2 clow on god..I mean you ant gonna go 2 far gonna fall and be able 2 get back up

[SinisterGrapefruit]

@peewee187ify If your question was "Why do people try to clown on god", the answer is simple and obvious. It's something oft taken too seriously. Religion is something of old, something no longer necesary, something often taken to fanatiscism. It shouldn't be taken seriously because it's not an offense to go lightly on it. This video was in no way offensive, it was a portrait of an alternative church which i do believe is related to the saying "my body is a temple".

[wizard101fan89]

he is such a good rapper and o  my god this is funny lolz

[Ripcode2233891]

This guy is good. Real good

[jamymarsbar]

i love manatee's

[WazastanStudioz]

cool beans

[ThatSFstudio]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then i realized im not a fag.

[JHDarren]

@ThatSFstudio You do realize that itself is still a 'arrow to the knee' joke right? Just sayin'...

[dropitlowgirl18]

How do you memorize your poems?

[justmoijah]

I wish I were drunk right now... Then, I might be able to justify why I'm crying at Watsky's awesomeness.

[BKIPRODUCTIONS]

@justmoijah no need to justify crying for such pure awesome talent!!

[TheChannelofAwesomne]

Two words.

KOOL AID.

[harvmiester1]

I used to be as cool as Watsky, but then I discovered him, got swag poisoning and threw up all my swag.

[oKASHmANo]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then i grew up.

[joey19th]

if a was gay i would ask this man right here to marry me

[w0bblegirl]

4:27 on is just oh my god.

[ATOMIXMONKEY53]

I swear to god he's gay

[Moonwalker214]

He looks like Billie Joe Armstrong :0

[mztapree]

"I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool- Aid" lol too funny

[ELLEx217]

i honestly dont think he's funny..

[bumpy686]

wish i could turn water to kool-aid i'd be set for life!!

[IZANOXYMORON]

My Church Tongue kissed your mom last night!

[vCobbraax1]

Haha starts thumb wars

This Is funny as fuckkk

Love this kid!!!!!!

[supershadow11123]

at 1:41 , the guy in the yellow shirt behind him is lookin at him like "What is he on..."

[kenkataiwa]

Amazing, it's like Richard Dawkins meets Spoken Word.

[Tcia23]

@harrycook14 you're taking comments on YouTube about a poem..a little too seriously. Not everything on here is Blasphemous.

[harrycook14]

How you you use your knowledge of the bible for good. All you are is white trash!

[FatManDan156]

line should have been "Im not jesus Christ, but im fuckin Watsky"

[IZANOXYMORON]

My church gets pissed off and starts... thumb wars.

[crimsonmielin]

I'm not sure if I fully grasp his point. Will someone explain it to me plz & thnk u? :) don't bash me plz

[BSMitchell1]

@crimsonmielin He's pointing out some problems he has with orgaized religion, talking about his hypothetical ideal church/religous group and talks about his struggles with faith a little bit.

[horseanimal11]

i'm joining that church.

[TheSvnoyi]

I would TOTALLY go to that church!

[imafan]

I want you!!!

[Wildebeest2008]

This is beautiful

[Wildebeest2008]

Im getting chills, I feel like im part of this new movement

[liztheliopleurodon]

I'm not Jesus Christ, but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.

[princessktown]

Marry me? We can say our vows in your church!

[missiccey]

i wish i could turn water in to cool aid but in england we dont have cool aid :(

[loveyallyangu]

@missiccey D: No Kool-Aid for you?? Sad days! D:

[kswift14]

@missiccey poor english people they dont have kool-aid

[niakh777]

Intelligence and talent like this comes only once in a great while.

Watsky... why do people even waste their time watching anything else on youtube?

[OnThePavementFilming]

Just out of being curious.. is he an atheist?

[xXxGiLlMaCkxXx]

@OnThePavementFilming Jewish i think.. Said something like that in another of his videos...

[cambridgeecon]

badass

[Jperrion24]

filling drawers with chocolate mints & repetitive arrow comments , youtube is becoming a circus for idiots, this was creepy

[jakethesnakewatson]

I tried to push the like button but someone thought I was pushing the dislike button and I took an arrow to the knee

[PattyGreendale]

why is everyone getting shot in the knee with an arrow!?

[BoltFurr]

@PattyGreendale Ive got really good aim

[ShamBlamBliggity]

Wow, this is bad ass. :D

[BandanaAndMusik]

sooooo 240..we meet again

[msjosie114]

i love manatees....

[caitlyngnomes]

You and stephen colbert are my celebrity idols

[all4shortfilmzz123]

he has a lisp & IT IS SEXAYYY ughh hes soo beautiful!!

[imracherss]

MILLION BITCH

[Rovindi1]

black guy in the back right is like shut the fuck up kid

[Nikki2510]

Congrats on a million views. This was the first thing I ever saw of yours almost two years ago, back before I even knew you could rap. Keep it up :)

[funnyactgirl09]

I love the two guys in the backround craking up every once and a while. lol <3

[WoahItsKimber]

I just tweet when I am drunk. My poem wouldn't have the same ring to it. "Drunk Tweets to God in under 140 characters".

[voracious32]

Watsky, if I recieved that text late at night from you I would be an instant convert. Just saying.

[MsAlexRockhill]

You text weirdly...

[GNRule123]

Was there a Dogma reference in there :)

[ernestoAs]

GRATZ on 1 mil

[Computermonkey22]

I may not be Jesus but I can turn water in to cool aid!!!😄

[mattdot666]

I enjoy the black guys response in the background

[goudy95]

where did i find you? xD

[Covorscetch]

Shit watsky

[HatRapist]

I love manatees <3

[riswyktyaw7]

I want to start a thumb war....

[kushzilla420]

I used to be as cool as Watsky, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Wr3cTV]

@kushzilla420 Fucking LOL

[Hellboy2468ify]

@kushzilla420 I used to make Skyrim jokes then I got laid. . . . .

[IronHarper]

@Hellboy2468ify and then you just made one so back to square 1

[padlock246]

@kushzilla420 FALSE no one is as cool as Watsky

[MrJdizzy858]

@kushzilla420 Way to be original.

[31343100]

@kushzilla420 what the hell is this i took an arrow to the knee shit??

[zennok]

@31343100 skyrim. just ignore :)

[twistr93]

So we meet again 240p...

[meganelectric]

"you start hyperventilating thinking about how you're getting older faster than your dreams are getting accomplished" yeah I hurrrd that

[OliviaTheGeek]

@meganelectric same. That part always makes me so upset, but damn I love his poetry.

[meganelectric]

@OliviaTheGeek It's one of the most honest things I've ever heard, seriously. I can see how it would make you upset :/ it's waaaaay too true

[allstarsportsfan]

im not jesus but i can turn water into kool aid. lols

[PetofJesus]

I wanna go to his church

[mdunn453]

I come back to watch this every now and again. I love this church, and Watsky! Inspiring. BTW, I too am an atheist.

[oMyMike]

Black guy on the right. Swag

[donaldanator]

How much money do you need to start this church.........?

[JA3488]

i wish i had a creative mind like that i suck at making poems and sonds

[christineismyname1]

Im a pacifist, so i dont think i can start any thumb wars :( but i do appretiate that god is a women in this XD

[FuzzyAluminum]

@christineismyname1 That's dumb, that's pretty much the point of the 'thumb wars' comment. Non-violence.

[BroadwayChickadee]

his rants remind me, vaguely, of Andrea Gibson. They'd be fabulous together!

[TheRaygunTribe]

always talks bout christianity, judaism, and budhism but never hinduism or islamism

[raysingermn]

@TheRaygunTribe When you say Islamism, are you referring to Political Islam?? Islamic refers to religion. Whereas Islamism refers to militant political activism, I believe. I think. I could be wrong. If someone could straighten me out, that would be welcomed.

[crystalynn32]

watsky are u a virgin?

[5awesomeshitvloggers]

shit george watsky i fancy you so much right now

[ariannakaste]

I love how your "Creator" is a girl. :) No men ever say that God is a female. You are a great guy and nobody cares if Tom Cruise thinks your church sucks balls, because it's your church and he can go suck some balls himself.

[MPHN00B]

I hope for those people that they got that, because that was really beautiful

[BrisOwnWorld]

I use this poem as the center of my poetry program for college speech and debate. And I'm kicking ASS with it. Thanks, Watsky!

[mrcupcakemustache]

FUCKYEAH GO UNITARIANS! :D

[sokkerking12345]

@mrcupcakemustache IT'S LIKE A PARTY NOW.

[SunSparkle129]

"My church tounge-kissed your mom last night!" That is totally the comeback I'm using next time someone disses my religion (UUism FTW)!!

[sokkerking12345]

@SunSparkle129 HOLY SHIT, IT'S ANOTHER UU IN REAL LIFE. YOU'RE MY FIRST. HOW DO YOU DO?

[sokkerking12345]

@SunSparkle129 EXCEPT IT'S NOT REAL LIFE, BUT IT'S NOT MY CHURCH EITHER. 

[SunSparkle129]

@sokkerking12345 It's absolutely brilliant to meet you (well, not really "meet" you, but still...)!! I was sure I was the only UU on the internet :D

[nunaalhindi]

my goodness i'm in love with him.

[ArthurShkuratov]

@MrAigiants i thought i was the only one that thought this!

[Rickypr18]

That was pretty good

[eli960]

I don't really like this guy

[faolan1313]

I'd go to that church..

[xHelloHelicopter]

Sounds like Pastafarianism.

[Adeeon]

I'd quit being atheist for this church.

[thebest12563]

black guy in the back doesn't seem to like it...

[iNSeRTCLeVRNaMeHeRe0]

@thebest12563 ...not until he brings up kool aid

[thebest12563]

I love manatees. <3 he really does, he also said it in "a love story"

[BongHitsMe420]

@thebest12563 thought he said man at sea this whole time.