THE STEVEN SEAGAL - CHUCK NORRIS - VAN DAMME RAP

[dusset88]

LMFAO!!!!!

[PyR0Star]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt­tttttttttttt =D marco polo part was tha shit, get monitized now eric....

[sfknns]

better than lil wayne LoL!

[333gpp333]

lol

[SrbijaaBree]

Van Damm is noob for Chuck and Steven! ;)

[MrAkathechamp]

Lol UGGGHHHHH! Van damme part was the shiznit! Cash money!

[msm8504]

To a crane you will be tied, then he'll blow you up with dynamite!

[sharptownlady]

Showing mad skills all y'all dudes! Van damme-Damn! what a super hottie he was!

[mmarkomann]

thank you man, you brough me in a good mood...

[Zero777Knight]

Is it just me, or does the rattlesnake looks like a penis at first.

[sharptownlady]

@Zero777Knight ~ I think it's designed to make you think that...cuz, yeah it does for a split second! Eww, could hurt!

[KaraLindaLee]

@Zero777Knight well we can tell what you're thinking about lol

[stamenosfamily5]

you are genious.... i am from greece and i have 3 daughters 5,4 and 2 years old.

when we allow tv for a while in the afternoon always they ask for your song.

please continue to write,tape,upload.(you make a lot of people out there to laugh and this is what we need in our days)

[K9nighter]

hey man, your shit is good. Maybe make the song different from each other? And not 3-4 min of the exact same sound lol, might even be amazing.

[HDRCX550VE]

@K9nighter He stopped uploading videos because he didn't get enough views. What a bitch.

[SanDanielDK]

Was I the only thinking of Dr. Dre's - The Chronic when this video started?

[CommanderTosen]

Jean Claude Van Dam was gettin' it LOL

[TubyJan]

Funny



[masongrey2000]

why do u rap about bodybuilders & ripped actorz??? i'm not saying ur rapz are bad. itz just kinda weird though

[zonip67]

@masongrey2000 gay? lol

[lashock]

@masongrey2000 hater

[alaitain]

wow, they were really in shape back then. and they stil look good today, oh yah, wish u can shake it like this.

[RedemptiveAberration]

i need this instrumental!!!

[AlxMiNeR]

YOU ONLY WISH YOU CAN SHAKE IT LIKE THIS 3:17 . xD HAHAHAHAHHA 10/10

[me001ist]

back again, love your vids. Thanks

[theSHITIFYRE]

wow...

[theSHITIFYRE]

OMG where's  3:59

[theSHITIFYRE]

BELGIUM pride xd

[wipemysmile]

Damn Seagal like tight jeans

[glockman1727ak47]

Dang oh that is Funny. Sub for more!

[komnairima]

more pls.....

[Zero777Knight]

What's the movie called where Chuck Norris, in the beginning, on a motorcycle?

[ristin59]

@Zero777Knight

Delta Force

[captquest1]

@Zero777Knight Yep, in Delta Force, he rode a Suzuki SP600 (mid 1980s). I had one like it, not painted military green of course.

[Migueldofly]

He's wrong though... Chuck Norris, is incapable of waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

[garytheoaktree]

@Migueldofly Chuck Norris doesnt wake up on the wrong side of the bed. The bed wakes up on the wrong side of Chuck Norris.

[Migueldofly]

@garytheoaktree Bol ! Chuck Norris sleeps under his bed to prevent the bed from gettin' owned ! Sorry. Joke fail.

[Migueldofly]

He wanted to laugh SOOO bad !

[H0TpiNkSiReN]

YOU MUST HAVE LOST YO MIND, NEVER BRING A CAR TO A CHUCK NORRIS FIGHT!!!!!!!

[cykotoxick]

love that synchronised clapping! XDD

[rellik619555]

haha nice..i enjoyed this.

[123zxcvbnmlp]

Hahahaha in the beginning Steven Seagal was running like a bitch hahaha

[s6y9l]

@123zxcvbnmlp Steven Seagal always runs like a girl.... In heels.

[r25rjr]

The scene of Steven Seagal chasing someone was awesome. It would be scary to get chased by someone like Steven Seagal, I would be shitting bricks as I'm running lol

[r25rjr]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT

[TheToniiziito]

muy buen videoo cariño...

[TheColSamson]

I can shake it like that.

[YouOnlyDeleted]

LIKE THE POST ON A SHED!

[lastcall150]

how can u put seagel and van dame by chuck norris u better watch your back chucks out 4 blood

[iiTzJamo]

Is Seagel in Karate Kid?

[Toddzilla1337]

I love that the clap is sync'd with Van Damme at the end!

[Zero777Knight]

2:45 I thought that was a dildo

[MisterAmazo]

God i wish i could shake it like that.

[jedi327]

lol @ Van Damme.  I know, he has some classic flics... but what a douche.

[mcfrdmn]

Nice video performance

[dmenefee81]

These vids are dope, is this a hobby or a profession? Whoes next?....Kenny Powers....Will Ferrell......Bear Grylls......Charlie Sheen.....?

[dmenefee81]

These vids are dope, is this a hobby or a profession? Whoes next?....Kenny Powers....Will Ferrell......Bear Grylls......Charlie Sheen.....?

[RDRprokiller]

steaven seagal and chuck norris tag team on the 284 dislikers

[RDRprokiller]

chuck norris vs mortal kombat chuck norris wins

[HeavenlyClassic]

rambo o.o ???

[houlmouth]

Chuck norris does not wake up on the wrong side of the bed, the bed wakes up on the wrong side of Chuck Norris

[Ramel34]

lol

[McGANGSTAWALRUS]

Did anyone else think the snake... well... wasn't a snake?

[djfabidoo]

Massive.

[DoomWorldsTV]

Fuckin cr4p.

[GirlMacBook]

lol @ "i only wish i could shake it like this" wtf?

[MrRoflster]

what will i do?

ill shit my pants thats what im gonna do.

[Leygoes]

Chuck Norris is so sexy.

[astraxanoeoe]

seriously what is the movie when van damme dances? its freeking hillarious

[EmmaGoldfish]

@astraxanoeoe it's "kickboxer"

[SuperMattRead]

See when Chuck Norris is in a Rap, their is no sound because Chuck Scared it away

[trentlloyd]

dude this is epic! been trying to spread the word for a year now! this needs 1 billion views!

[MrStoneClark]

HAHAHAHAHA Awesome man! Brought me back to my high school years!

[TheStormtrooper00]

U got talent!

[subsonix1932]

What is the film at 0:48? Looks like the kinda film I can show to my grandparents

[Random0832]

I'll die o_o there all buff monsters

[seleleoulele]

this is epic!!

[PhillyBoy1458]

run

[Narutokun11]

God bless you Eric, may your genius live on through the ages and never be forgotten. Do you plan to do anymore vids?

[dipsetizslim99]

your dead meat sucker hes got a poolball now time to juice it up and knock your theethout and his poneytail you should never diss cause you justmade the wrong spldger pretty pissed what will you do what will ya do uhhh!!!! so epic thumbs up if you agree

[MichaelOnline2011]

This is some funny ass shit, lol. I love it hahahahahha.

[Sky7raffic]

You are a genius :)) >< Love your vids mate!

[colacastell]

fucking poser...dont destroy the rap!

[rascalMatt17]

@SBUSPETSNAZBERET Right..... well what have the Spetznaz been up to lately??? Russia hasn't been doing shit other than their invasion of Georgia a few years back. I'm a decorated special operations veteran from the United States of America. I'll put our training up against anyone's. Not to mention we're the most seasoned because of the GWOT. Segal was NEVER in the NAVY let alone a Seal. lol

[MrTVintro]

2 words, make more!

[rascalMatt17]

@SBUSPETSNAZBERET Steven segal was never a Navy Seal. Your uncle was probably a little bitch.

[rascalMatt17]

This is some funny shit. As a child growing up in the 80's i was weened on this like many of you were. Great instrumentals and great all around rap. This is the second one i've seen. The Schwarzenegger one was the bomb as well. Keep it up, this is good shit !!

[1loveshop]

Wish there were more people like steven seagal

[BallsAgainstTheWall]

@MrProGamerMW2 Jealous? you only wish you could shake it like him..LOL a gay who would knock you out with is little toe

[MrKIERAN101]

very nice

[MrRoflster]

when HE sees a grizzly bear HE attacks.

so much depth in that rhyme.

[mystery8881]

I was practically raised by these movies

[futuristicKr]

thanks invite to me ;) your rap is so dyna~~~~~~~~mic " KUNG KUNG "

[GuNiNU]

man make a video with the instrumental for this cuz the beats sikk as hell

[depacas39]

keep it pushin man , really cool get a five

[Antonio001z]

whats the movie calleed where segal attacks a grizzly???



[EricBert1001]

@Antonio001z On Deadly Ground!

[ItsOvaNinethousnd]

@Antonio001z y do you think that was a movie ??

[r25rjr]

@Antonio001z: The name of the movie is On Deadly ground and it was also directed by Steven Seagal.

[cryostation]

haha awesome work

[ADrockstar22]

You never bring a car to a Chuck Norris Fight. That is a recipe for disaster.

[hotandspicy666]

Silly. Good. Dumb and Funny. (lol)

[TheZakana]

Funny! Cool video!

[samcolt237]

His energy drink fucking sucks.

[MurvMuzik]

keep your eyes open when you play marco polo fool XD

we want more! please!

[YUMICK6]

Van Damme is dancing just like the Partyboy from Jackass ;P 3:26

[Smaschge]

i would like to see some michael dudikoff (American Fighter) and some Dolph Lundgren stuff. and Sylvester Stallone :D

[TheReturnOfJames]

I don't know what I'll do exactly... probably run for my life.

[fatninja111]

hands down the best rap song/video i have ever seen. lmao "keep your eyes open while playing marco polo fool" i love it

[shaconstantine]

sounds like jon lajoie - dope xD

[miyaaaaw]

Mr. you just made my day

[punkokubilay]

this is awesme!!!

[foxsux6000]

these actors are good bad :|

[stevied2k10]

Chuck norris checks under his bed for Steven Seagul haha

[dipsetizslim99]

@stevied2k10 U MEAN VAN DAM CHECKS UNDER HIS BED FOR CHUCK AND STEVEN

[Suprememindead]

These three guys are classic...it's funny that Van Damme was dancing for most of the video lol

[LEGALHUSTLE00]

"When he sees a grizzley he attacks " Lmao Seagal is the most badass

[orioncon]

more awsome sound ! wanna see da studio and see some recording Secrets, da master sound !

[SoldierMG42]

Being afraid of enclosed spaces is called claustrophobia

Being afraid of spiders is called Arachnophobia

Being afraid of Chuck Norris is call logic.

[WhatchuWant1987]

these actors are so bad

[SHiTJuFro743]

WOW! NOW I KNOW WHAT MY GRANDMA IS TALKING ABOUT!

These 3 guys are her favorite actors because they kick ass!!!

(She doesn't even know English!)

[Ghostrider007s]

This is very good lyrics and beat!!

[Kazuyajin92]

this sucks lol

[Antonio001z]

@Gazmus thanks heaps bro

[Antonio001z]

where did you get this beat ???

[EricBert1001]

@Antonio001z I made it

[r25rjr]

@EricBert1001: You are the man, I love your work.

[cryostation]

i hope you get some dough from this. 100k views not bad

[Antonio001z]

whats the movie call that vam dam is dancing in???

[Gazmus]

@Antonio001z Its Kickboxer I think.

[KINGSEAN6669]

beat is cool

[davetileguy]

The Arnold was better!!

[MrStrody]

Keep up the good work bro!

[KINGSEAN6669]

NEVER BRING A CAR TO A CHUCK NORRIS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO 4 REAL

[KINGSEAN6669]

ERIC YOUR A GENIUS

[svasilca319]

That was hillarious! Very well Done!!!

[ButtRose100]

WHAT WILL U DO? WHAT WILL U DO WHEN SEAaGAL IS CHASIN AFTA U?

WHAT WILL U DO?What will u do when chuck norris rolles on u

WHAT WILL U DO? What will u do when van damme is commin fo u

What will u do? What, Will, u, Do

Uuuuhhhhhhhh!....That is Genious!

[556forlunch]

@ButtRose100 if Chuck Norris rolled on me the only option would be to get rolled on

[slimenim187]

why is steven seagal included in this? he is the shittiest actor of all time. and he runs like a girl. well i guess that would be an insult to females everywhere so sorry girls. but seriously have you seen him run??? he runs limp wrist-ed. what a queer. lol chuck norris is awesome and so is van damme but seriously steven seagal????? but seriously fails all over for anyone who thinks seagal is cool

[YamasUnit4Ever]

@slimenim187 Shut the fuck you fanatical idiot..

[slimenim187]

@YamasUnit4Ever eat me fag. if i want to say something i will. so fuck off. why don't you mind your own fucking business and go suck steven seagals dick cause apparently you want to. and way to go on your English there pal. shut the fuck? exactly how do i shut the fuck? is "the fuck" the door or something cause i can shut the door but not exactly sure i can shut the fuck. lol and yea i know what you meant. im just making fun of you cause apparently you cry if i make fun of steven seagal

[YamasUnit4Ever]

@slimenim187 It's cool I'm not going to cry, your reply message even made me laugh. Steven is my uncle!

[DrShittyBottomHammer]

@slimenim187 fuck you poof willy..england invent lagauge and can change any time, seagal will fuck your mother and baby sitter dumb foriegner..shut the door!!..what? don't talk any one...the grass is greener you know whereeeeeeeeee

[slimenim187]

@DrShittyBottomHammer wow you sound like a winner. lmfao learn to spell before you try to bash on someone retard. and seagal fucks guys so he wouldn't like my mom. he's too busy fucking you in the ass cause you want his dick. and seriously.... are you asking what about shut the door?? cause if so you apparently not only don't know how to spell you don't know how to read well either. i explained what shut the door was about already in the last comment dumb ass. way to be an idiot dr.shitty

[KINGSEAN6669]

@slimenim187 'seriously' you seem like a real faggot, all three of them are shit actors, its a fucking funny song enjoy it

[bigbizable]

i cant believe these videos dont have as many views as they deserve lol



[Tracer112]

Respect :D

[oOPhilomelaOo]

epic, glorious done!

[Yokaintensiv]

best dancer ever! Van Damme!^^

[guitar1258]

Dear 2010,

The rapper is white and the president is black!?

Sincerly, 1981

[Atrocityism]

vanne dam could kick ur &%$ and then dance on your body

[smzharas]

u rock dude

[Ghostrider007s]

this why i love youtube EPIC rap videos like this!

[valleymusiccenter]

too funny

[biebsmeetholly]

Never bring a car to a Chuck Norris fight lol

[DavKellar]

Chuck is a beast

[MsForzaitalia87]

haha i love all your videos.. too funny

[TheBogusBoo]

wtf this is bullshit

[r25rjr]

Those 3 men are actual martial artist in real life and each had a very extremely good martial arts teachers, oh and by the way Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee for the 1973 movie called Return Of The Dragon. This is one of the reasons of why Chuck Norris is such a great martial artist. I'm pretty sure that as old as Chuck Norris is today, that he can still kick anyone's ass.

[r25rjr]

lmao this is hilarious I love it. Chuck Norris would keep your head in the water until you are dead lol

[matuquetu]

Jillian, tantos grandes personajes, para cuando uno de UTAMKAMON?

[netfischer]

258 people cant shake it like this

[bcdavis12]

love it me and all my friends and brothers just had a big fight over the 3 of them hahaha

[DavidOrtiz36]

Never bring a car to a chuck norris fight HAHA

[r25rjr]

@DavidOrtiz36: Lmao you damn right, Chuck Norris is a dangerous fighter not just in movies but in real life also.

[FilipinoCombatArms]

Do one about rambo.

[moonrise909]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird <3<3

[MRPEGASO11]

ME GUSTA MUCHO STEVEN SEAGEL,CHUCK NORRIS Y VAN DAMME LOS ADMIRO SIEMPRE VI ESAS PELICULAS ME GUSTAN LAS ARTES MARCIALES GRACIAS

[boogiemaam]

Better keep your eyes open when your playin' Marco Polo fool!

[AmarAli1995]

wheres the first chuck norris clip from ?

[Stasiss13]

Thats some pretty funny shit, the whole thing was great but Van Dams verse was the best. and remember, You don't bring a car to a Chuck Norris fight!!

[ideagirlconsulting]

add the lyrics in the info section of all your videos - karaoke fans will go crazy over these videos.. if you add send to moi and I'll post them for my friday night karoake playlist ;)

[Proupin]

LOL

[brettmarkusic]

255 people got their asses kicked by Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris and Van Damme!!!

[Mikezors1]

LOL 1:46 Epicness

[WhitneyPeytonMEDIA]

This was really original...loved it!!

[equap]

this channel got a reason all huMAN out there join TracyG791 channel

huuuuuaahhh

[WHATISUTUBE]

I'll say it again; this ios soooo corny. On one hand, its tribute. But on the other, it's done jokingly and even with intended corniness. I love you.

[kingvarg]

i like this video because i don't wanna be with a 255 killed by chuck norris

[sk8antmt]

Nice editing! Clap!