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  • Jesus was English !

  • "It's nicer than Kosher......It's FREE!"

  • The vicar looks like Lembit Opik.

  • Alf make me laugh great programme

  • As my British friends say a good bit of banter if ur a colony and u take offence then u bet of get over it simple as that!!!! Jun Jun 

  • All the simpletons take Alf literally - he was taking the piss out of of people that held these views!!

  • If people want me to be PC it ain't going to work because being PC is still logically being racist still :(

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  • commie rubbish

  • Howcome this is never on UK Gold?

  • @AidanLunn are you saying that this is the SAME woman who said it first time round?

  • This was of course Dandy Nichols' last TV appearance before her death - a pity to see her health decline to this :(

  • theyve already used that joke about everywhere being booked up at christmas. for shame.

  • @carpet691 Johnny Speight seemed to recycle dialogue in In Sickness, Curry and Chips and Till Death.

  • The foundation of Archie Bunker. Funny stuff, from what I've seen from this and other you tubes. Makes you think, too. The first time I saw this a few years back, I thought it was kinda shrill, compared to the Bunkers. This is an acquired taste for non-Britons, but I'm aquiring it.

  • The interesting core of the sketch is that it is a debate. Alf pits himself against a gay black man and an archetypal Jew and rabbi. They go at each other with opinions, insults and dogma but it holds a up mirror to us. Alf is a racist but is still a thousand times more capable of expressing his opinion than a majority of the barely-literate semi-morons that offer up their contributions here (see below). We have a responsibility to the future of the human race to be objective, literate, dispass

  • Quality Alf Garnett

  • @darrenwthomas7

    What an awesome vocabulary !

  • @hexcane how old are you?

  • Classic British comedy! I miss Alf!

  • IF ALF IS SUCH AN IDIOT WHO COME WHEN THE PEOPLE WHO SAY HE IS AN IDIOT CAME TO POWER THEY MADE THE U.K AND THE U.S. AND ALL OF EUROPE UNFUCKINGLIVEABLE???

    D

  • The 25/12 was celebrated as a holiday in many cultures, nowhere does it even say that Jesus was born on the 25th as it was a deliberate way to mask a pagan festival when converting. It annoys me that people get upset about losing the so called "roots" of Xmas under the impression that it belongs to only them. In my mind while I'm anti-capitalist the "true meaning" of Christmas is better capitalist then discriminatory even though it should be goodwill and kindness not greed and discrimination!

  • winston would be good on eastenders

  • im not even christian but if ppl find christmas offenceive then they shouldnt be here they should live somewhere else it isnt racist we would never dare go too the middle east and complain about islam or ramadam

  • christmas has nothing to do with christ december 25 is mithras birthday the winter solistics which celebrates mithras birth into the world as its saviour.

  • Fact: The alleged birthday of the historical Jesus is a time people celebrate his philosophy of peace and forgiving ignoramuses like the whine-ass that is talking to Alf. Then the anti-Xmas morons wonder why they are becoming an ever shrinking minority. Piss on you all who don't like Christmas- I used all the bottles of hot sauce my atheist friend gave me for Xmas last year.

  • @edwards21416 And all the time you never realised it was you he was taking the piss out of. Sad.

  • Does anyone recognise the black actor, Eamon Walker, from American prison drama Oz (powerful character, Said - leader of the Muslims). I knew I had seen him somewhere before, but did not realise it was from this programme!!!!

  • @clapham93 He also played André Baptiste Sr in the Nicolas Cage movie "Lord of War"

  • The black man speaks words of wisdom. Ha, good thing Alf is so old, so his views will be dying out soon enough just like him.

  • @dancesonpoles Not quite. As a non-religious person myself, taking away the Christian elements out of Christmas leaves you with nothing. I would rather have a religious holiday than nothing.

  • @dancesonpoles there are plenty of alf's out here brother

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  • Haaaaa I'm gonna send this one on HANUMAS to my beloved Haverim!!!

    Haaa ... it's nicer than Kosher it's free....haaa... Brilliant conversations...loved it!!!

  • Is Alf supposed to be the English equivalent of All in the Family?

  • @blackberryjuice1 No. All in the family was the AMerican version of Alf..

  • @Tiwaz81 yea but All in the Family was way better than this. This show is great, but it's one of the rare occasions when the spin off version is better than the original.

  • No, All in the family was based on Alf, Till death us do part came first.

  • tgm99999 - any way you could tell me the date this episode was originally broadcast? Thanks very much

  • tgm99999 - any way you could tell me the date this episode was originally broadcast? Thanks very much

  • Is that Prince sitting at the table? lol..

  • people always say about this being "satire",this was said by the writers and actors in various interviews in recent years because of their embarressment at starring in it. but it is funny and strike's many cords,especially with hindsight.

  • The ones that wish to take Christmas away in the U.S are Jews. Over there they are condemned to say " happy holidays"

  • good old tv

  • what a pile of steaming arse pudding. Can you imagine us telling the muslims, play down the allah bit of your festivels and we'll join in !!!! can you imagine what they'd say!!

  • And thats the story of how Christianity was destroyed in my country. By the communist left

  • @LIVERLADD well said

  • "Listen, gwana..."

    Hahaha, I always love hearing Marigold say that. Can anyone tell me the meaning behind it? I assume it's something derogatory.

  • @SatansFloater Yeah it mean, fat ugly Nigger

  • @SatansFloater Bwana. It's Swahili for Master or Boss.

  • This is so funny! Nobody takes any prisoners - all sides carping at each other, but nothing vicious, racist, anti-semitic at all - just debating with prejudice! Enjoy it for the fun snapshot it is. I doubt if we could have this conversation today. Somebody would 'phone the Police, & the white man would be arrested! (So sad - this used to be a free country!)

  • Alf going to his christmas dinner with marigold and rita

  • The introduction of Winston into Till Death Us do Part, was a Boon ! Magnificent ! Gay, Black, Home care called Winston. Hilarity ensued.

  • Winston looks like Germaine Stewart!

  • From left wing extreme to right, there as extreme as each other. so clashes are obviouse.

  • 2:50 what a laugh

  • Love Alf Garnett!, his is soooo funny lol

  • Do those agreeing with Garnett's sentiments realise that this is satire? Do they know what satire means?

  • @JayDriscoll2009 Unfortunately, I think not.

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  • Who are the ones now been leftout as all we do now is give all the f nicks what ever thay want.Whight mans house no more bowanna.

  • The World is changing!  It is trying to put it's gear on Backwards. We need to progress, says some people. Yet live so far in Dreams of yesteryears... Change? Or just another failure??? People change??? Maybe not.. But the world is just the same. Change!!! What the hell are you talking about??

  • Maybe outspoken. But true... So many others hide their true feelings.

  • the world is changing and we have to change with it to survive

  • brilliant this and love thy nieghbour where the best things on telly...

  • where is alfs daughters husband gone and there kid? I havent watched them all...

  • i yhink that was antony booth and i think he may have died

  • @bondsee Antony Booth is still alive

  • ok !! i thought he died ???

    thanks anyway !!!!

  • @danlfc1983 yeah ees cherie blairs dad

  • @agonyuncle yeah, an odious venomous b*tch - must have been hard on owd cherie watching her dad's @rse bouncing up and down in the confessions films... enough to turn you into a hardcore Marxist! mind you from looking at her it's as if she's permanently sat on a cactus! phoney tony's fake faith foundation - he's like a left-wing version of arthur daley, he could be so bad for you! what about the bildebergs and rotschilds and mandelson's common purpose? alf garnett for prime minister!

  • @MrAdamAlden Here Here

  • Great clip

  • haha as a jew i find that rabbi bloke funny man, them old steretpyes are funny

  • Figures the faggot nigger would be an antichrist.

  • Can't tell you're American can you?

  • your comments are boring

  • I thought that was Mr. Harmon from "Are You Being Served?" sitting at the end there.

  • It is him

  • Trendy politically correct arseholes really do try and paint Christmas as offensive to non-Christians nowadays.

    Go into any Muslim/Sikh/Hindu owned shop or restuarant around December and you will see Christmas decorations, cards & trees. That shows how much these poxy left-wing wankers know about diversity.

  • Yup but I also believe Muslim/sikh/hundus etc don't really care about Christmas or our celebrations they just want the money.

  • they all cant celebrate every religon otherwise they would be skint.

  • @WolvoExPunk You are on the money. You said wanker, so I figure you're from the UK- please move to America- we need you to balance out the whine-ass delusional left-wing that plagues our land.

  • Of course if he did'nt like coons that whats he having crimbo dinner with one

  • Many a true word spoken in jest..........

  • ALF IS THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD

  • Alf was a spoor character- but he reflected the views of a lot of folk - particularly in the 80s.

    And why the H**L should we water down Christmas? Jesus is a prophet for Moslems, Jews and Bhuddists too...

  • Who gives a shit? Religion is a lie. Moron.

  • Which is why your sign in name comes from the Bible - Right?

  • ban rammadan then

  • What is that CLAPPING sound?

  • The clapping sound is not clapping, it's people pulling christmas crackers.

  • ahhh. Thanks!

  • lol look at alfs hat scull and crossbones .the writers of this were totally anti rascist the majority that watched it didnt know that they were gettin the piss takin out of them

  • @eatmypies , yes they were taking the piss by making the character of Alf an anti-hero - and didn't that backfire! Una Stubbs, who plays his daughter, is a left-wing whiner in real life too.

  • @TheMG63 he is surrounded by the generation which has RUINED this country today, all left wing freaks.

  • @eatmypies and i loved him for it he stuck up the vicky to the anti racists liberal fudge munchers

  • @edwards21416 Homophobe.

  • @eatmypies Then it's rather ironic in its own little way, seeing as we'll never get a comedy where the central character is a black or Asian racist, therefore making the perpetrators of racism exclusively white - something that itself could be considered racist. I'm not surprised really, as the so-called anti-racists are amongst the biggest hypocrites I've come across, given the one-eyed view they have regarding racism - the BBC is full of them.

  • @eatmypies you're very wrong of course to say the majority, quite the opposite I'm sure. Why people assume everyone in this country used to be or descended from fearful racists is barmy

  • i agree with alf on this one, and im black. to take away the christian element of christmas, central to english and western culture, to please a minority is disgusting and undemocratic

  • Thank God for you talking sense - cheers mate

  • gud man rudeboyz09 gud man we need more like u

  • Hear hear.

    Alf garnett was right about protecting the 'Christian Interest.'

  • well said old chap

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