Best fucking podcast ever. Bill's inner serial killer just plain fucking came out and carved that fucking screaming English douche the fuck apart. I too hate that limey fucker Gordon Ramsey. Stupid fucking cook. If you're so tough why don't you join the army or become MMA fighter instead of cutting onions and screaming at fat waitresses, faggot.
@dr1345 I have nothing against this guy, but why didn't he say this to the girl up front, instead he plays along with her little game, not saying a word, and then bitches about her on his podcast. I don't care too much for Gordon Ramsey, but at least he has the balls to say shit to people's face. But I can see how you like this guy, he's an internet warrior like you, all talk, but in real like he keeps his mouth shut like a little bitch.
@mattdd05 You do realize he is a comedian and his podcasts are not serious? His girl wanted to go to a fancy place, so he took her there because he could afford it. Even if he didn't want to go there, what was he suppose to do, start arguing with the women over a fucking hamburger joint? Now that would be bitchy thing to do. He's not really complaining dude, it's just a little story to tell with a bit of a humorous spin on it. As for Gordon Ramsey, all that screaming and drama shit is scripted.
I love how he's trashing women within seconds. It may be my naivety, but a lot of the manipulation Bill gets angry at just seems like sincere behaviour. Why would you be angry that your girlfriend knows a better place than McDonalds?
@slickrickdarula Do you know how fucking infuriating it is to have someone tell you the most literal thing as if it's insightful? Do you honestly think I didn't understand what Bill was saying? It doesn't sound like she was being dishonest. It's all in Burrs head, and you're to stupid to picture the scene with any objectivity or come to any viewpoint other than the one Bills giving you.
@PrivateAckbar Yes it was dishonest. asking if he really wants to go to mcdonalds instead of saying she wants to go somewhere is dishonest. Sorry to burst your bubble mister easily infuriated Ackbar.
Oh and you are welcome for the insight. Try not to dirty your Jar-Jar pillow crying yourself to sleep.
Shooting craps in Vegas!!! Now I get it!!! LMAO
joegun525 1 month ago
The elvis song made me lol.
fightingirishman726 1 month ago
Fuck Vegas, it's America in a nutshell....a ripoff.
pretorious700 2 months ago
I went to Vegas this summer and had the shits the whole time I was there. Avoid the buffet.
sckrbt 4 months ago
@sckrbt you people are doing something wrong. very wrong. not disturbingly wrong, but pretty much kardashian-wrong.
robertgaudlitz 1 month ago
the burger bar at mandalay. yes it is over-priced.
me86680 4 months ago
LMFAO
TheCroatiaKid 4 months ago
fucking Bill LMFAO this guy is crazy funny
SiNgHayStyle 5 months ago
Best fucking podcast ever. Bill's inner serial killer just plain fucking came out and carved that fucking screaming English douche the fuck apart. I too hate that limey fucker Gordon Ramsey. Stupid fucking cook. If you're so tough why don't you join the army or become MMA fighter instead of cutting onions and screaming at fat waitresses, faggot.
dr1345 6 months ago
@dr1345 I have nothing against this guy, but why didn't he say this to the girl up front, instead he plays along with her little game, not saying a word, and then bitches about her on his podcast. I don't care too much for Gordon Ramsey, but at least he has the balls to say shit to people's face. But I can see how you like this guy, he's an internet warrior like you, all talk, but in real like he keeps his mouth shut like a little bitch.
mattdd05 6 months ago
@mattdd05 You do realize he is a comedian and his podcasts are not serious? His girl wanted to go to a fancy place, so he took her there because he could afford it. Even if he didn't want to go there, what was he suppose to do, start arguing with the women over a fucking hamburger joint? Now that would be bitchy thing to do. He's not really complaining dude, it's just a little story to tell with a bit of a humorous spin on it. As for Gordon Ramsey, all that screaming and drama shit is scripted.
dr1345 6 months ago
@dr1345 Good point. I was just assuming he was one of those guys who's all talk, but everyone's entitled to get pissed off once in a while.
mattdd05 5 months ago
@mattdd05 great point cum sucker
MightySaturn5 3 months ago
I love how he's trashing women within seconds. It may be my naivety, but a lot of the manipulation Bill gets angry at just seems like sincere behaviour. Why would you be angry that your girlfriend knows a better place than McDonalds?
PrivateAckbar 7 months ago
@PrivateAckbar the dishonesty of her approach. If you do not understand ''Ackbar'' you either a virgin, a woman or gay.
slickrickdarula 6 months ago
@slickrickdarula Do you know how fucking infuriating it is to have someone tell you the most literal thing as if it's insightful? Do you honestly think I didn't understand what Bill was saying? It doesn't sound like she was being dishonest. It's all in Burrs head, and you're to stupid to picture the scene with any objectivity or come to any viewpoint other than the one Bills giving you.
PrivateAckbar 6 months ago
@PrivateAckbar Yes it was dishonest. asking if he really wants to go to mcdonalds instead of saying she wants to go somewhere is dishonest. Sorry to burst your bubble mister easily infuriated Ackbar.
Oh and you are welcome for the insight. Try not to dirty your Jar-Jar pillow crying yourself to sleep.
slickrickdarula 6 months ago
u say all the mean shit i think, king of comedy
statictech7 8 months ago
You call that a fucking grilled cheese sandwich =))))))))
bill keeps putting out these sayings i laugh my ass off for days thinking about them
americanu197 1 year ago 7
This is slander.
PepeLeWunderkind 1 year ago
I like the angry Bob Ross/just about to fucking snap-toned podcasts. I don't know why, I just enjoy them a little more.
lastunusedname 1 year ago
You call that a grilled cheese sandwich
gerthzilla 1 year ago
this is the best advice on women i have ever heard.
kakashi76767 1 year ago
You know what between Bill's remix of American Airlines song and his Elivs impression, he should cut an album.
dprescott99 1 year ago
Had too much fun with the title on this one. Here are the runner ups> Bill Burr-Turdburger > Bill Burr-Black Eye Pees > Bill Burr- Leaking :
PaperBagBandits 1 year ago 7
@PaperBagBandits You went with the best one. "Shooting Craps In Vegas"...hahahaha! Well done.
jevicci 1 year ago 3