Woz Keynote - Steve Wozniak at Gnomedex IV

[RedKnightAL]

Yay watched the whole thing!

[wolvee123]

Long winded circles. I really hoped he would have been more entertaining or said something substantial. Cool speaker though.

[billverill]

very long BUT for shorter funny videos click on my name and go check out my channel. you'll fall in love with it.

[hlbatesjr]

Best guest at Gnomedex ever. Thank you Chris.

[JuLiiioP]

ur such a pussy i bet u suck D**K

[shaianderson8]

listening to Woz - priceless! Really cool.

[kubalarin]

the audio sucks as hell !!!

[pr0xincss]

it would take 4 hours to upload this!!

[blewEAGLE]

low quality sound, difficult to hear....

[littleweloosmom]

Woz is hot.

[tcpnet]

@lockergnome Gnomedex 4... seems like yesterday, time flew by that fast....its all coming to an end now?

[pcgamerguy1234]

woa very long video

[BCMacintosh]

click at 6:20 to see woz

[AppleHack23]

The audio quality sucks.

[ExplictGaming]

wow 1 hour 9 minutes and 2 seconds of mostly geeks. ^^

[MoreFunWhitMe]

1 HOUR and 9 minits REMEMBER ME LOLZ! im WTF xD awesome

[SmileUKdotcom]

Ok see it now, I am on cell phone and could see the text, I had back my comment

[SmileUKdotcom]

it doesn't say it from 2004 @UncleLiamGeek ?

[MoltresBlazes95]

@SmileUKdotcom "Today is the kickoff for the tenth - and likely final - Gnomedex conference. I thought it would be fun to upload an old video taken during Gnomedex 4 in 2004." it's in the info box.

[sonneh88]

@SmileUKdotcom It's in the description.

[UncleLiamGeek]

ATTENTION EVERY 1 WHO WATCHES THIS VIDEO AND SAYS TO THEMSELVES "HEY ARE CHRIS AND PONZI BACK TOGETHOR?????" THATS A NO THIS VIDEO IS FROM GNOMEDEX 2004!

[jordanchie1]

why well this be the last?

[cybersphere]

OMG 1 fucking hour? No way. This is the ADD age.

[sutty6]

is Chris back with Ponzi? thought they divorced?

[mastermihir]

@sutty6 nah, still divored, don t know the reason though.

[blink1420]

@sutty6 I was wondering the same thing.

[BloodStone20]

code monkeys the wizard of woz

[kainkusanagi]

He's an interesting man, but I would have liked him to stay a little more on the subject of designing the Apple I and the challenges he had to overcome. It was still interesting to hear how he got started in electronics, I doubt I would have been able to built the stuff he did when I was the age he was.

[ismetteren]

Very nice talk, am i the only one who thinks it kinda hard to hear what he says, due to the way the audio is recorded?

[javonoUTube]

@ismetteren I said that and a group here talked me down and said the 'Digital Age' of technology only arrived after 2004.

[AJMede]

Lockergnome reminds me of a little lesbian

[CJCorndog5595]

I cant upload videos longer than 15 minutes, and you go off uploading 1 hour videos?

Somebody is hiding something ;)

[Masterguy1243]

@CJCorndog5595 He's a partner.

[coinandcomickid]

@CJCorndog5595 he's a partner with youtube so he has a unlimited time limit, and he gets paid

[CJCorndog5595]

@coinandcomickid

I know he is

[XJoachim2kX]

@CJCorndog5595 He is a youtube partner.

[CJCorndog5595]

@XJoachim2kX

No shit...

[MacStalker]

over an hour. OMG only if it was a Keynote could keep me interested.

[TheDanielHolt]

This must have taken years to upload!

[Netherfist]

Excellent presentation, this was very enjoyable... thank you for posting.

[69thPredator]

ah, steve wozniak, if he was the head instead of jobs, things would be better.

[GamerConor]

@69thPredator how?

[BiscuitOath]

Do you reckon it's possible to come up with a nerdier name for something than Gnomedex IV?

[Mazza4Azza]

@BiscuitOath

Don't think so xD

[windexfighter77]

@BiscuitOath

Gnomedex 5000

[ChipperMist]

The main hero of Apple!!

[jonnygti]

I thought you can only upload 10min videos lol

[mattehatte]

@jonnygti It's 15 mins now and hes a youtube partner so he can upload how long videos he wants

[BiscuitOath]

@jonnygti if you are a recognised Youtube contributor you can upload longer videos.

[singhinthehouse]

"final Gnomedex"....but why?

[kbd668]

he stood there for over 30 minutes

[VintageJunior]

Could somebody please kick Jobs out of Apple and give the company to Woz?

[tobiastimpe]

yeah, finally the video, always only heard the audio

[hondaracingnet]

1 hour video ??

[PakToh]

This man is a real genius who really told the economy how to build computers!

Not in fundamental theoretics like conrad zuse or John von Neumann, but in practical things like buiilding a computer with a bunch of chips instead of dozens and dozens of 'em (Just watch the cuircuit plan of an apple I and compare to any other device of that time, its real beauty you see there!)

[brycewatana]

Has anyone watched it until the end??

[windexfighter77]

@brycewatana

I just got done with it. Brutal.

[0611930024838]

how long did this take to upload?

[CHAPARROKB]

there's no way im watching the full video

[Irockman1]

1:03:22 - What was cut out here?

[blackMark001]

wow.. 1 hour and 9 minutes video

[engeljakob]

woz and steve job got owned by bill gates XD

[CarbonDioxide1990]

@engeljakob it was steve jobs the main guy whi got ownt as he was to arragont that he is created the best computer and no one can compete his arroance was put down by bill gates. and btw he also got fired for it and he then came back in 1998 I think.

[smartcar111]

So it took six years for YouTube to upload and process this? Nice.

[brothers4ever2]

Oh god. I want to goto a gnome dex. and Meet Chris. I hope this isnt the last one...

[zahi745]

Very nice video and organized keynote.

[Soonerball09]

6:20 for steve wozniak

[Raysup2]

What a good Blow Job posing as an Introduction Chris....

[metalfiend124]

i buy hi tech products ,not pr guys' programmed speaches from guys who shop at the local abercrombie and fitch. this is far more interesting to me than watching a smarmy dork in a power tie wave a multicolor 3d motion controller while a lady ga ga dancing reject bops to a dance simulator like at e3. go woz.

[itsnothowyoudie]

geeks know that apples look better like you said and thats well it.... cmon ive been watching you forever .. i know that you know that pcs are cheaper faster and the same hardware install mac os 10 on a pc ... but stop increasing apples marketshare ... i mean you say you like opensource .. there is no more anti open source product than apple

[Generalvaldez]

This was back when Chris was cool and not a dumb/ass hole.

[BrentDennisonTV]

I heard @wilsontech1 laugh at 1:42 :D

[EPS5000]

WOZ IS AWESOME!

[SoloFilmsOne]

Wonderful! Thank you for posting.

[RyGuy5320]

How long did it take to upload this, like, a day?! Youtube is epically slow!

[NDSMASTER8]

Gotta love Woz

[JohnnyRa007]

Chris looks fat in this video maybe its THE hoodie

[DrOrphious79]

@JohnnyRa007 I think the video is squashed

[CR055H41RZ]

okay this is odd

[siliconsurf]

woz is an idiot...he's no PR guy.

[mangoismycat]

@siliconsurf so just because you're not a pr guy you're an idiot? this guy like INVENTED the apple OS and computer. Jobs just made the company work.

[siliconsurf]

@mangoismycat his suggestion to the iphone 4 antenna's issue is to buy a 2nd phone from someone like verizon. if that's not a sign an idiot, i don't know what is.

[DaveSimonH]

29:12 Metronome story

XD awesome

[angelusp777]

boring, bring jobs.

[Kill3rcooki3]

"Thumbs up " if you watched the entire thing

[josh5oneway]

I thought chris and ponzi was done.

[OrangeSodaLover]

Owning Apple products doesn't make you geeky, it makes you smart regardless of your IQ

[Garyyx24]

Final!! Why??? 

[irigarth]

i just realized ehs kinda short...

[plobloo]

Why will this tenth tenth Gnomedex be the last?

[supergamer2346]

Why is it the final Gnomedex?

[Syberz2]

Hehe he's short. 

[noahnoah900]

thumbs up if you watched the whole video!

[TiniestViolin]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!

[ramo1050]

I would of robbed Steve in the parking lot after the conference!

[elliot0712]

@ramo1050 *have robbed

[DjGalm]

@ramo1050 would "have"

[xXG00fyG00berXx]

I live in the cupertino area, and me and my friends almost sold tomatoes to him. He was really cool and nice.

[smartcar111]

@xXG00fyG00berXx He didn't want tomatoes...he wanted apples.

[MrCr80man]

WHAT?!??! This is the last Gnomedex?!? That really sucks... I have always wanted to go :( My plan was to go to the 2011 one :/

[MacManLtd]

@PossumCuber 15mins now, YouTube updated it, everyone can upload 15mins. but yeah, partners can go over.

[ellendegeneresinamin]

@PossumCuber And Chris signed up for a Director's account like 5 years ago.

[DaySleeper403]

how long did this take to upload?

[javonoUTube]

Sound is terrible, I cannot understand Wozniak, you would think a tech conference would have better recording equipment.

[ellendegeneresinamin]

@javonoUTube In 2004? I don't think so.

[javonoUTube]

@ellendegeneresinamin Hey the digital revolution didn't arrive with Facebook and Twitter, it arrived with Wozniak, 2004? WTF

[ellendegeneresinamin]

@javonoUTube Allright, my point is, cameras weren't as good in 2004 and everything was done on tape. Plus I mean it's not like Gnomedex is like WWDC or anything. A lot of people haven't even heard of WWDC, so I wouldn't expect them to have the best of the best.

[Gh0sty1]

@javonoUTube how did you expect it to sound? Its going thru a microphone so everyone can hear than its being recorded from afar on a camera making the sound worse maybe you should have been there if you wanted to her it so bad.

[javonoUTube]

@Gh0sty1 There's a recession, okay, I see.. you're a bunch of surrender monkeys

[Gh0sty1]

@javonoUTube are you high? that didnt even make sense?

[GGGiL00]

i bet there's gonna be a shit load of people that are gonna bash on Chris and say that he always was an "apple fan boy" here in the comments… ugh

[TheGnomeLocker]

Woot for the Scobilizer in the bottom left corner. He always manages to sneak himself into videos.lol

[Jourei91]

Ok, who's up for an Chris marathon?

[TheMatt7000]

Wozniak is the one who actually started Apple and did 90% of the work. Thank you for posting this Chris ;)

[imopsvideo]

Woz is much cooler than steve jobs!!! thumps up if you agree

[And181377]

why no more?

[AnDy3000Xi]

um... 1h and 9mins ... damn...

[MarTuv93]

Owning Apple products doesn't make you a "geek", it makes you a "hipster"...

[jango1968]

the REAL apple man 

[engeljakob]

@jango1968 got owned by bill gatez XD

[leafer0]

16th!

[GadgetSuperHero]

Steve Wozniak!!!

[THETolby]

Keep doing Gnomedex Chris!!

[IIUKBlitzII]

I love technology, I don't know where I would be with out it. =)

[teh1337storm]

im... not going to watch this.....

[mrhooper501]

reely 1hr 9min



[geintje2000]

o hi

[cusinndzl]

I wish I could go to Gnomedex.

[alphaspida]

the fuck is this?

[thedarkness97]

@alphaspida Lol only the guy who co founded Apple thats all..

[SkyWalker2233]

@thedarkness97 no no,,the guy who actually found apple, he designed ther hardware&software.

[kidel3]

Cool

[saqmuel]

like 4th or 5th

[saqmuel]

@MrWestwolf1 FAIL

[jaiden777]

thumbs up if you watched the whole video :P