Bear Grylls - Worst-Case Scenario - Road Rage/Nightclub Stampede (1/2)

[xmasterfunk]

he better hurry up and drink his own piss!

[adzlanbandiccotman]

bear grylls is an ex SES officer (a good friend of mine was in training with him) so in essence, bear grylls can kick anyone's arse especially big fat slob cunt like tht guy in this video.

so this is my advice to all fat shits out there, lose some weight and grow some fucking brains....fucking fat slobs

[randomfuncrap]

@adzlanbandiccotman Well, I assume that they were taught to avoid fighting unarmed against a guy with a baseball bat like most law enforcement and military forces do.

[adzlanbandiccotman]

@randomfuncrap true, in fact most trainings are done for self defense and not to initiate or escalate fights

[M2CHRLATOR]

What would he say to the police officer?

[Steel86Curtain]

ooorrrrrrr you could be packin and say shut the hell up.

[Mariomonsta]

LiquidzDNB and I suppose whatever country you're from is perfect!

[ShenanigansGang]

dude thats ton jones!

[blowupuate13]

Is .45 ACP a peacemaker?

YES!

[ragasdapper]

lol am i ment to be scared of a fat cunt with a bat hahahah fuck off cunt

[steelryder1]

was that ton jones

[magewiz555]

*Guy goes out with bat*

Me: O_o

*Guy approaches closer*

*Pulls out gun*

Me:Stand back I got a mother fking pistol!!

Guy: O SHET *runs*

[LiquidzDNB]

@magewiz555 Typical American comment.

[MyWampie]

Dude thats Ton from auction hunters

[CPhil2405]

the big guy should be scared because he's messing with THE Bear Grylls.

[split29445]

Is the road rage guy, the guy from Pawn Stars??

[xcometxcheesex]

only in America (Y)

[yeahletsdothisnow]

Ok .. for one.. a concealed weapon would have ended this in about 10 seconds. Two, you NEVER pull in BEHIND a police officer.

[mikeyk159]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[xOwnage48x]

of course he's in a jetta

[londonhott]

What if he had a pistol ? LOL

[strathmann2007]

@londonhott Then ya fucked haha

[londonhott]

What if your running late? You wont play it cool then will you Bear.

[ethanachinger2k2]

don't pull behind police.... blocks lights and makes them nervous.

[mycheychey]

isn't the aggressive driver the guy from storage wars? lol he looks like him

[papayspeanut]

Can't outrun that hemi lol, SRT10 power! Ha bear grills is funny

[XScotty95X]

*Cars stop*

Other Guy: You gonna die punk

Me: FUS RO DAH!

[scarv]

Avoid cul de sac. 0 REALLY ?!

[TVRnGTR]

@762BR Oh fuck them things, yah then I understand why he's running scared lol

[762BR]

Dial 911? I'd rather dial 1911. ;)

[stunbox09]

another tip - dont get out of your car and run up to the police car like bear did at the end. cops dont like it when you do that and theyll get pissed

[TheForsythek]

Bear would have simply used the force to kill him?

[mrghostrage]

when ever I get into that situation I pretend I'm in super Mario cart

[TVRnGTR]

The thing is that vw is a lot faster than the ram

[762BR]

@TVRnGTR

Probably not. That Ram was an SRT-10 model. It has the 500hp 8.3l Viper V10 in it. lol

[mrfunkington]

Yeah - unfortunately its not the big, bald headed, tattooed guy with black sunglasses driving an evil black truck that do this shit - it usually an average everyday man or woman who is late to work, or just had a fight with their spouse.

[OrigamiMotion]

@mrfunkington Either way it still works.

[jjcortez7]

Cade courtley*

[jjcortez7]

Bear grylls vs case courtley. Who wins ?

[superfuzzzzay]

Night club stampede = Justin Bieber starts playing

[fulf1]

SAS training vs fat American....

[latinluigi]

@fulf1 Go brush your Teeth!

[mrliampep5i]

@latinluigi british people are just as clean as everyone else if anything more clean

[kaldicuct]

@fulf1 anyone vs staged reality hero...... golly gee wonder who would win.

[drdudemeister]

*Scary looking man gets out of car with baseball bat*: 'Oh shit! Its Bear Grylls!'

*Scary looking man runs back to car and drives off*

[1234567891braden]

Go ahead and and come at me with a baseball bat. But the first swing that hits me, my glock might have something to say to you!

[BrandorT]

just get outta the car and beat the guy to death with your fists...

[FlowMega100]

how do they capture all of this??

[Davez621]

The best advice in this situation is to find a police station nearby and pull in. You should know where your local police station is, or use GPS to find one.

[Davez621]

@Davez621 Ok nvm, made that comment before I finished watching the clip. lol.

[CustomFig]

Bear can use his piss and ask Ton to sell it.

[jakeyboia]

WTF ARE U DOING THIS FOR BEAR, EMBARRASSING VIDEO



[nismofury]

Uh yeah cops dont give a shit. Someones following you oh well. They dont care unless you got shot an even then they are not investigators. They dont care.

[GarrettJDB]

If somebody were to come at me i would just pull out my machete that's under the seat of my car. Machetes are cheap and are awesome.

[adamcharney]

Wait...why was there a disclaimer in the beginning telling us not to attempt, but the programme is geared to saving our lives? The world just doesn't make sense anymore.

[Cballer8022]

does he not talk?

[KING08KOKO]

In America we dial 911, easy solved

[williampower108]

Ton's just late for his storage auction with Allen XD

[aznboykicks]

Or drink your own piss in front of them. I think that will make him stop following you..

[IncrediblyStupidName]

lol, fat dude! better watch out 'cus if you piss off bear grylls he's gonna mark you as a "this is edible"...

[ScandanavianFlick]

@IncrediblyStupidName

clever words my friend



[vajiraism]

Just run the motherfucker over !

[obxjeepguy]

I would have just shot the son of a bitch....

[IamPittaBread]

Bear Grylls is also an ex-SAS member

[RafalMPoland]

Maybe Grylls should offer his food.

[HenryNguyen123]

this is when good fuel economy comes in hand :D

[bobthebuilder6938]

yea u did say sorry... to yourself

[XalphadgX]

Bear Grylls is a master :D

[Hazard551]

i think tht biker dude got paid to cooperate in d show

[buttmunch78]

Ton jones :D

[RipTheReptilian]

@buttmunch78 Haha thats pretty sweet!!!

[VIDEOZAL]

The worst advices ever! If you did something dumb and see an aggression you have only two choices: 1) make a verbal apology (which works 99,9%) or 2) get out of the car and kick ass or be ass kicked. THAT'S IT no more options! Right turns? No eye contact? WTF is that? A kindergarten game?

[rockwoodrummer]

its the guy from the auction show



[xBoooblaay]

haha at the start: this program was intended to provide you with information on how to survive hypothetical situations, if you find yourself in real danger, just call 911 :)

[SuperLC1010]

Bear c'mon your fucking stupid... the guy gets out the car, why don't you run him the fuck over?

[hamtetutu]

@SuperLC1010 This is meant for civilized and less aggressive people.

[JDX000]

lmao NOT COOL BRO! haha

[sparticus123able]

i woulda got outa my car and took that bat from him and beat his ass with it

[kristianOLS]

That why people carry firearms in their car

[danny66gti]

go ton go!!!

[BukLauNoScopes]

@danny66gti lol Auction hunters

[sjking92]

for road rage.... Concealed weapon license

[wingmaster8ification]

@sjking92 if only we could in the UK!!

[SIL066]

@sjking92 --- Exactly

[Getthefuckoffmylawn]

@sjking92 .45 hst

[KINGCALLO]

@sjking92 Yeah why defuse it when you can just shoot someone ..americans ._.