tim hawkins on food choices

[awsomeness2400]

LET THE SPIRIT OF LOW CARB RAIN DOWN ON ME NOW!!!!! LOL XD

[GFLUTOMAN]

... Luhhh!

[GFLUTOMAN]

"Better is Hyundai! Beh Wih Hyundai! Beeh Weeh Hyundai! Luuuuhh!!!"

[shaytall22]

Krispy Kremes are what I long for.. Krispy Kremes are what I need..... Love this guy he's hilarious!!!

[Punkin2658]

It's as funny as hell!

[FinalScore273]

Turn it into a Carrot stick on the way DOWN!!!!!!!

I pray a hedge of protection around my pancreas Lord!!!

[DMoneyyxx]

OMG 3:17 whats the original song??

[hamashama]

@DMoneyyxx my god is an awesome god

[sircharlieboy2011]

@DMoneyyxx Awesome God by Rich Mullins

[101moosefan]

Awesome God



[soccerstar5578]

@DMoneyyxx our god is an awesome god

[Aristotile1]

I love this guy!! He is too funny, and i know it's gonna be clean.

[lizzie97981]

Change the molecular structure!!!!! thats too funny

[NickyButterfly2001]

He's hilarius!

[Stuart1267]

Ford I love your praises LOLike

[kelly55blah]

wen i listen 2 him i kno im listening 2 clean comedy and hav 2 worry about wat hes gonna say next...... same wif bob smiley =)

[deborahneptune]

he's the best comedian ever just wanna say that to 11 little blessed cheetos

[DrQuest44]

Comic genius....

[TheNeonCherrys]

Lol: ford I lift your name on high, ford I love to sing your praises, I'm so glad your four wheel drive, I'm so glad your fuel ingected... Hahaha (:

[Xphycoticdemonx]

11 peoples ford doesn't have 4 wheeled drive

[JesusLittleFreak]

Change the chedo in to a corrot on the way DOWN

[mrfordfan]

Ford beats hynundai any day

[lovemuffinband]

wow! finally, a comedian who does not make fun of me.

[knightsc88]

Put a hedge of protection around my pancreas lord! haha (:

[mbabitt]

Change the Molecular Structure of this food...

[kjalcaraz84]

This reminds me of my 5 year old son. We'll be eatting some pudding, or ice cream, or cookies, (or whatever we're eatting at the time), and half way thru, he'll be like "Oh mommy, we forgot to pray over our food". lol

[SexGodsWife]

Sorry.. Hyundai is better than a Jeep. All my hyundai's have lasted while my friend's jeeps have died early :-(.

Anyway - This guy is awesome.

[civreal]

he should've added "MY Toyota lives" (clap clap clap )

[FF5Rock4Jesus]

Spirit of low carb RAIN DOWN ON ME NOOOWW!!

INTERVENE!!!

[LearnToTurn7]

11 people are from the corporations

[negazoz]

I want me a crispy cream

[chicopapass]

for some reason i thought this was from taledega knights

[thewhisper199]

INTERVENE!!!!!!!!!!!

[duanesid]

jeep=repair

[juliejo39]

omgawd, i love this guy, i have not laughed this much in my whole life,

[oldspam]

I'm glad crazy people become comedians a lot times. I can't imagine working beside a nut like him, but it would be fun :)

[CaTaMaRan419]

turn it into a carrot stick on the way down!!!!!! lol (:

[countrygirl8700]

I pray a hedge of protection around my pancreas! hahahahaha

[Cosmoh50]

How funny!

[ChiappettaKidz23]

My dodge drives really really far! Hah!:)

[TheraZorfilms]

my own corporate worship song

My ford is an awesome ford it reins from the high way to dirt roads and it drives really, really far my ford is an awesome ford

[StorditoEConfuso]

Lord change the melecterler sctucture of this food! lol

[romans1164e]

@StorditoEConfuso molecular structure.....close enuff! :)

[TheWolfman2112]

INTERVINE!!!!



[22lilbuggy22]

Lord, please lord, change this cheeto into a carrot stick on the way down! SPIRIT OF LOW CARB RAIN DOWN ON ME NOW!!!!

[Natalie1091]

wow this is sooo funny!!!!! love it!

[CannonPros]

Hyundai will NEVER be better than a Jeep

[mcwack6]

I love him!  "Just pew it!" LOL

[njamspike]

best comedain ever

[Pllye]

I think when it comes to being clean, Chris Rock could learn from this guy.

[244monster]

Lord bless these bag of chetos SPIRIT LOW CARB RAN DOWN ON ME NOW I PRAY A HEDGE OF PROTECTION ON MY PANCRIS LORD INTERVINE

[Zonkaz]

Spirit of low carb reign down on me now!!!!!

[masondiamondbacks]

How do you not like this guy

[FriendRandomness]

I'd hate to see what would happen if it was an oil company taking over church songs.

[ibsblb]

"Ford i life you name on high ford i love to sing your priases im so glad your four wheel drive im so glad you mine now you went from the dump to the factory form the factory to the dealership from the dealership to me" XD i made up some its funny but im CHRISTAN

[BluRondoAlaTurk]

my dodge is an awesome dodge!! epic HAHAHA!! SO clean and hilarious.

[TheBeardedDragon15]

He is the coolest christian comedian and maybe the best comedian ever. Keep doing what you do Tim.

[justforfun474]

my dodge is an awsome dodge it is!!!

[700Rorangekrate]

You are so right. This guys is great and no cussing. How refreshing.

[LittleMissDynamite]

INTERVENE!!!!!

[Cbluesrocker]

"Change the cheeto into a carrot stick on the way down." lol!

[hangup46]

this is proof,of how God,bless and anoites who He wants too!

[broadwayprincess]

Baptists: We're just like everyone else. Except our church comes with a meal plan. :)

[musicappreciate]

You're not a Baptist, are you;)

[M0NsteRmAn12]

I don't think that a food is a dodge,hunda,or a ford is food but still good! :D

[Keeby12]

I guess 11 people don't like Cheetos!

[TheEmobutterfly]

XDDD

[Manderpander91]

I love the car songs!! LOL!!!

[darkchocolate888]

lol soooo true!!!!!

[KikyoChanXD]

We need more comedians like him. You know, ones that actually have to THINK and use their intelligence to tell good jokes?

[MollyMaGee06]

@KikyoChanXD and that arent gross and perverted !

[playmymusic96]

the best comedy is when jokes and music come together!

[mileszippy1]

lol

[dandelionproductions]

11 People were laughing so hard they hit the dislike button.

[1971Mercy]

Food part is hilarious and true!

About the churches selling out to corporations, they have been ripping the corporations off for some time ( i.e. "Got milk?" to "Got Jesus?", "Subway" to "Hisway", "iphone" to "ipray", "Coca Cola" to "Jesus Christ", "American Idol" to "Amazing Grace", and the list goes on and on). Corporations have gotten tired of their advertisements getting ripped off and decided to get some of their money back. Why not? They spent lots of money for it in the first place.

[luver49]

@1971Mercy go to Liberty?

[1971Mercy]

@luver49 Way back in the day. Who are you?

[luver49]

@1971Mercy i just guessed because I go to Liberty, and the address is 1971 blvd. and yeah...

[eyembee413]

Awesome :)

[jagajo1]

who agrees that he is the funniest cleanest awesomest comedian out there!?!?! if not then PLEASE agree that krispy kreme donuts are the best donuts IN THE WORLD!!!

[ichro71]

he is HILARIOUS

[featherz22]

Tim Hawkins ROCKS!!!!

[Kingdom425]

really funny video love this guy

[lilmisssparra]

i love him bc he is clean and HILARIOUS! me and my friend have all his songs and skits memorized BACKWORDS!

[XGreenXGurlX]

Oh my gosh!

Almost crying over here!

Hahahah!

This man is hilarious!

I have been watching him for the past half hour!



[JesusFreak91091]

@975Dani oh yes it is because its true {-:

[bljay]

hahaha (:

[maninamerica12]

INTERVEEEEEEENNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2FlutePirate]

HILARIOUS!! "i was reading a... book..." lol :D It's not as funny when people are dirty... it's really just annoying. "chew it up... transfrom it." HAHAHA

[LovesDisciple]

He makes me laugh,that is rare,thanks Tim you rock dude!

[leah1597]

''Lord, bless this...bag of cheetos....and this...jumbo dr. pepper Lord. Some how make this nourish us in some way..'' ROFL!!

[sililnug2]

amen



[missemsnitchesss]

this is awesome.

[fantacylandfilms]

LOL THIS IS TO FUNNY!!! "i dont know how your gona do it father but we're just trust'n you now!" LOL LOL!!!

[ssl01191]

lol!! tim hawkins is FUNNY!!!!

[soccermess]

got that rite

[firefreak2007]

what's the actual song at 3:38

[pthom79]

@firefreak2007 "Better is One Day" by Matt Redman.

[Ianeka18]

@firefreak2007 Better is One Day

[girlyninja33]

INTERVENE! OMG LOL XD XD XD XD XD

[AlwaysHopeAlwaysLove]

haha i luv the krispy cream song!

[TheSmileyface14]

oh my gosh! this guy is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! See u dont have to be racist or dirty to be funny, he proves it!

[Vaekrix]

I sort of made a prayer like that, except I made a complete fool of myself. It went something like "Lord, I know you can't make this healthie- well, yes, you can, but you won't- well, no, maybe you-... I... nevermind, just... bless this food, amen." I will never pray aloud for food ever again.

[jadeth30]

I've been looking for this bit actually hehe. Was telling dad about it.

[t0talchaos]

I'm going to see him May 2. at my church. LOL U rock!!!

[sco123182]

this is just too much!....I luv it!....think of it all the time when I am about to pray before eating....he is so great!

[rainbowzebra25]

love him he is awesome

[HeartJesus4evr]

MAY THE LOW CARB SPIRIT RAIN DOWN ON ME NOW! hahahahahahah so funny!

[BigNicksVids]

lol we whatched this in our all day chapel hahaha this guys hilarius

[Ladygwenea]

Bahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!

[sami903]

I going to see him 2night had to see what he was like..... Cant skip out too good not to see!!!

[johnmatthew206]

"change the cheeto into a carrot stick on the way down." gotta love him...

[DumLoveDum]

bless this bag of cheetos and this jumbo dr pepper Lord. somehow make this nourish us in some way.

[lilytres]

you gotta love him

[AliceElizabeth2]

This guy is proof that you don't have to have a filthy mouth to be hilarious!!

[123princesspink]

@AliceElizabeth2 I totally agreee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ernieball3645]

@AliceElizabeth2  yeah i am really happy he doesn't have a filthy mouth

[crzykamakazi]

@AliceElizabeth2 : i believe ive actually heard him swear once or twice, i know for sure he says "shit" in one of his parody songs

[AliceElizabeth2]

@crzykamakazi Really? That's weird! Which one? I need to see this for myself, I've NEVER heard him swear!

[rach1and1tiff]

@AliceElizabeth2 When ever I tell anyone about him, I say "He's a Christian Jeff Dunham"

[missemsnitchesss]

@rach1and1tiff minus the puppets.

[rach1and1tiff]

@missemsnitchesss true, now watch, Tim is going to do something about jeff



[TheHummingOwl]

@AliceElizabeth2

AMEN!!

[JesusFreak91091]

@AliceElizabeth2 amen to that a dirty mouth can completely ruin a good joke

[AliceElizabeth2]

@JesusFreak91091 I know right?

[parkesc21]

@AliceElizabeth2 yeah him and Brian Regan are good

[darkchocolate888]

@AliceElizabeth2 sooo true

[masondiamondbacks]

@AliceElizabeth2  soooooooooooooooooooooo true

[strides00]

@AliceElizabeth2 AMEN 

[TheraZorfilms]

@AliceElizabeth2

agreed

[misscitcat95]

"I read a book," the crowd just laughs at that. I wonder why... :)

[LadeeDream]

I love it!!

[macekickface]

this is sooooooo funny i love tim hawkins

[macekickface]

i love this

[MsCrazychick2010]

I htink of this video every time I hear someone praying over food. "SPIRIT OF LOW CARB RAIN DOWN ON ME NOW!"... "INTERVENE!!!"

[Christianchic907]

This guy is a comedy genius! Who says you have to be dirty to be funny?

SPIRIT OF LOW-CARB RAIN DOWN ON ME NOW! lol

[TwiXMoonpack]

I agree 100%

[nickjonaslover4800]

I know some people need to meat him or watch his video because he doesn't use bad words but he's sooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!

[kasy26x0x]

@Christianchic907 YEA im sick of the cussing comedy

[darkchocolate888]

@Christianchic907 sooo true

[Bookmovielover]

better is hundai than a ford. lol!

[tictoctictoc07]

Ford i lift your name on high...........

I mean what else do you need?

[MsDancer4life]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[homestar4ever]

INTERVENE!!!!!!! lol at his face after he says gullet!

[musicvideoguy1]

320th rating

only .19% of the people that watched...rated it

[gigglesroxmysox]

LOL spirt of low-card reign down on us now !! LOL

[darkchocolate888]

lol lol lol i am going to die laghing

outside this beutiful building a big nike swoosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL i cant breathe

[babysis1198]

You are hilarious tim

[BlahBerryBumble875]

ford i lift your name on high ford i love to sing your praises i'm so glad your four wheel drive i'm so glad your fuel injected

[BlahBerryBumble875]

my dodge is an awesome dodge

[BlahBerryBumble875]

lord please change the molecular structure of the Cheetos into something nourshing

[XLil0Bat0BuggieX]

Lord, bless this.......bag o' cheetos

[bluebubbleliciousgum]

change the cheetoh into a carrot stick on the way down!

LOLZ

[DaTweeStoogez]

Lord, bless this bag of cheetos and this jumbo doctor lord. Somehow make this nourish us in some way. I don't know how your gonna do it father, but we're just trusting you now!!!!!!!

LOL

[stickwithJesus1]

LOL!!!!

[larissa7521]

He is hilarious! He is such a good singer too! The only real singers you can get, are people like him.

[Whatmakesmesmile]

0.0 Alot of free time..? Lol funny tho

[iwilleatyou7678]

spirit of low carb rain DOWN ON ME NOW!!!

[DaTweeStoogez]

awesome

[ninja12121]

I would love a nike swoosh on my church

[littlemagicaingirl]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[KatiedidOnAutumnLeaf]

he is the best comedian alive

[joroma77]

My immune defense lowers itself when I laugh too hard. I need a break. Moderation.

[mbballw1]

lol... as i sit here and eat my oreos that i just prayed over....ROFL!!!!! ok. i hear u!!

[gohst387]

krispicreames

[eveedemon]

XD lol man im laughing to much! now i cant stop coughing!

[sean67207]

better is one day in you courts

[Xhavan]

Does anyone know what the original song is that he changed to "Better is Hyundai"?

[theheathernicole03]

better is one day in your house better is one day in your courts better

[Xhavan]

Thanks! :D :D

[jackat777withgod]

hillarious!! he is an awesome guy!!!

cletus take the reel lol!!!!

[bubblybubbles90]

omg i love him!!!

[KeeN3080]

My Dodge is An AWSOME Dodge!!!!!! LMAO

[abovepromotions]

Yes!!! A new way to pray over my food! LOL Hilarious!

[DoReMi1225]

SPIRIT OF LOW-CARB REIGN DOWN ON ME!!!!! Intervene!!!!!! Priceless :)

[jessefntc]

omg pure gold lol... i love it so much

very funny, rare to