Zombieland Rule # 1 - Cardio

[TheBladexl]

This is Rated R and im 11?

[Pasemak]

i used to have a cardio like that, but them i took a arrow in the knes...

[playfulpaul1985]

@Pasemak the cheese burgers never helped lol

[xXPainFromHellX]

9 zombies saw this

[DarkWolfLightning]

press 5 for massive smacking XD

[Geekiweekly]

Mute this video and play "Scatmans world" its so much funnier!

[BionicleChicken66]

this is why i've decided to excerise

[pacman5698]

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[spearmintRhino1997]

this is my fave rule

[ZaCoMiZeR]

Epic Old Woman At Beginning :O

[18joe2]

2nd best zombie movie i've ever seen, was great

[xoKatgirlxo]

@18joe2 2nd? wats ur first

[18joe2]

@18joe2 Shaun of the dead everyday :-) this is like a higher budget american version of that :')

[foursomeone]

america's fucked royally

[wanderbaseballertje2]

My cardio sucks, at least I've got a ton of baseball bats.

[cypresspuz]

Best zombie movie ever.

[AsianTallyWhacker]

Fml I'm fat

[loly3434]

i use this rules when i play l4d2

[fohawk871]

Shaun of the dead = Zombieland because they both have a different approach to the zombies & diiferent characters/settings

[filcom101]

this is a good movie...but Shaun of the Dead its the best zombie comedy

[JJcDAmAn1]

Hehe Circle Strategy

[TeamVirusAirsoft]

My rule #1: Take any russian guy with you, preferably with the name dmitri or a spetsnaz.

[xastrickxplusx]

@TeamVirusAirsoft no his name has to be fpsrussia

[TeamVirusAirsoft]

@xastrickxplusx fpsrussias name is dmitri, thats why i said perferably with the name dmitri.

[TwilightBoo1]

The awesomest Zombie movie ever!! :D I love it so much and my little bro can not stop watching it. <3

[dFeXDisease]

or just get syndicate to rape em for ya

[jasenrooks2001]

looks better then shuan of the dead

[evoke1234]

cardio is a cool rule

[930Studios]

I'M FAT, BUT I CAN RUN LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! HERE ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE!

[RoTTeNbAx]

Amazing movie just a fantstic film

[BLE240498]

more like rule no 1: bring FPS russia

[martino698]

i have Weps Dotted around the house for Zombies and such Crowbar and hammer in bathroom 2 axes downstairs and firepoker and 3 swords on 3rd floor

[jadebabycakes321]

Love this movie lol but a remake even better is StripperLand wach its sooo funny!!!! <3

[hunter8425]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IM SHOCKED AT 0:02 with my volume at max cause i dont KNOW MY STUPID BROTHER TURNED VOLUME TO MAX WHAT THE HELL

[benjai97]

poor fat bastard..

[RevillaJose]

WELCOME TO ZOMBIELAND, THE ONE AND ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN DIE A HORRIBLE WAY!!!

[DemonKingMMA]

6 people haven't been using the treadmill.

[hannahmon345]

Wo go grandma!

[alphabladelm2011]

@hannahmon345 she earned the Zombie Kill Of The Week!! Can't say pianos are useless after that.

[TheLogicJunkie]

Zombieland is already a classic comedy.

[longswordMHFU97]

if usain bolt gets zombified im never leaving my car fuck cardio you wont even see him coming hes that fast

[mrv2rocketman]

rule 1=make sure u have a gun not a 22lr

rule 2=make sure u have a full mag

rule 3=never use the safey

rule 4=keep the trigger pulled

[9movierox]

@mrv2rocketman rule 5= always leave one for yourself.

[XxWolfpack247xX]

22 lr is actually has the same effect as a 45. when you shoot a zombie in the head ... it will bounce around inside the head destroying the brain ... killing the zombie

[DEAFangel951]

business is good

[SabrinaLovesYou13]

remember that saying "youre my best friend but if zombies were chasing us, id trip you".......

[alphabladelm2011]

6 people got smashed by falling pianos

[thewiitard22]

they should make left 4 dead a movie!

[BeEazYLegiT]

why are all the good zombie movies comedies??

[Ivveh]

@BeEazYLegiT because zombie movies are already funny... but when u make it a comedy zombie movie... you bring it an extra flavour to it :D

[YellowFaceDesigns]

possibly one of the bes comedys of all time

[journeymanX]

Time to Nut Up or Shut Up

[Torffvit]

I <3 Sony

[huryell]

No pues si necesito bajar de peso o si no los Zombies me van a alcanzar

[FuckedFromAbove1990]

6 People are slow fat.

[HardyGirl1989]

ok im not rly fast food but i would for sure have some fun with those undead rotten f**kers before they kill me lol

[minhtri7821]

don't eat the fat fast food

[MrJosshh10]

can dogs become zombies

[TheDeathKiller121]

@MrJosshh10 only ur bitch ass mum! sorry had 2 be done :(

[Tzelt24]

Good thing my friendly neigborhood quicktrip relocated because now i have a handy dandy Firearms USA that decided to open buisness there. Lucky me! Its only two blocks from my house. haha

[cirkic]

buy a ak47 and you should be fine attach a granate launcher on it and its christmas.

[NightHunter322]

@cirkic Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing you failed :p

[cirkic]

@NightHunter322 I DONTCARE XD

[Mr510Funman]

Obesity is not funny......you can die.......*by zombies*

[HardyGirl1989]

@Mr510Funman  well it is funny and Only the strong survive lol

[MoirBlaaaad]

@Otakushithead then come to me i have an MP40 :L

[Reaper6913]

ok ima need an m60 an m16 and a claymore ill be fine

[SteelthewolfX]

@Reaper6913 Where do you plan to get those?

[marsling12]

@Reaper6913 *cough* cod-fag

[VALVEGAMER20]

your not gonna have acsees to firearms in a zombie apocalypse unless you have them nearby say a police station or gun shop Plus if you hunt or target shoot you have a gun .22 weak for people but shoot a zombie in the head ... DEATH again

[MisterAlexUk]

I hated how there were about four rules in the entire film.

[sophie07079]

hi ppl i uploaded the whole movie on mypage plz watch and comment....

[1985woooman]

in a way, i actually want a zombie invasion to happen, i dont know about you guys, but, that would be awesome, but also is something i would hate to happen. im going to need lotsa guns though

[TeslaFactory]

@1985woooman I think as a species, we need a predator to take us back to "Survival of the Fittest (literally, Cardio IS Rule #1) " State of being.

[scrax6]

CHICAGO TED KILLS ALL ZOMBIE'S (if u have ever played left 4 dead u should know who chicago ted is) :D

[math0811]

6 Zombies died while making this shortfilm ...

[thegun2261]

its more funny than scary there was a 5 year old that wanted to see this movie

[hanners13xoxo]

It`s kay guys, I got this.

Zombie apocalypse here I come! :D

[NoobCreed]

I wish zomibies were real :')

[rocktilltheeend]

@NoobCreed lmao thats crazii!!! i dont wanna be a womandwchich lols

[Allan9798]

6 people are zombies

[sodagirl101ful]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SOOOO MUCH

[timmafee0]

i love this movie, but shouldnt there be more zombies? if the main characters are one of the few left in america shouldnt there be 300 million zombies?

[adrianzito99]

@timmafee0 chuk norris killed most of them...

[10EmoMar10]

I WANNA WATCH A SECOND MOVIE THIS IS SO FUNNY

[horrorchicken]

I loved this movie! :D

Best zombie movie of all time!

[conkerfan2550]

@horrorchicken At least until Zombieland 2.

[fredrik625]

@horrorchicken Right next to Shaun of the dead.

[VadersRevenge]

@horrorchicken this and sean of the dead

[krisnnaabraham]

@horrorchicken i agree one of my favorites of all time .

[DeadlyNightShade60]

@horrorchicken what about shaun of the dead :D

[hopefinalfantasy]

its a cool movie should i say.....

[codkingmaster1]

zombies should eat fatties

[XarcZai]

I jog more often now because of this rule.

Hey, you never know!

[SpartanUnDead]

@XarcZai Limber up is the one I always use before go out.

You never know....

[iBloodyRabbit]

@XarcZai, now on monday is the time to get your weapons ready by the zombie invasion. lol

[vTooLegiTv]

@XarcZai I told my friends that!

[ticosexy22]

@XarcZai Jogging is good, but is way too soft. You need to do sprints!

[SorryIJustWent]

sucks for my friend toby =/

[fanpire715]

The first to go...were the fatties

[Prim3StaR]

@fanpire715 Poor fat bastard.

[ljb0081]

@fanpire715 an yet when they r zombies they r faster take out the fatties first!!!!!

[TheZombiekiller1234]

can use help how to u load it to ur com

[XxF1R3WALK3RxX]

well...i think this teachs peole to run....now everyday i run almost all the time..geting faster and faster....hopefully it be the slow zombie or i can run like he did

[miciso666]

left 4 dead look alike?

[SalviKid1]

@miciso666 boomer :D?

[uzumakimounir]

hahahaha *ding* WHIEEEEEE *DARKSJZFIIINGZIINGZIGZN

[sailorvenussun]

Thanks for the advice Mike!

[krazykoolkids1]

probably if zombies invade the whole world they will probably make a subway called zombie eat flesh lol

[iNvictaStudios]

Get ready for the Zombie Apocolypse of 2013.

[Jimpiedepimpie]

Id have my own power supply and make sure i only have one entrance. Hang a chainsaw on head-hight and plug that shit in the wall.

Mehehe. Jimpie 1 zombies 0.

[TheXxXss]

watchfreemoviess.webs.com

[Br0wnSugarMacchiat0]

GO TALLEHASSEE!! If there happens to be a zombie apocalypse, i hope i'm with Tallehassee! And... Maybe Columbus.. <3<3

[FallenFallRider]

awesome movie



[maxwellthunderdome]

yo what if the big people like me who are strong can just turn around and beat the hell out of them

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

@maxwellthunderdome Thats what im talking about, but then again, when theres a pack of 10-15 coming out of no where, im gonna use whatever cardio skill I have lol,

[maxwellthunderdome]

@XvxBERSERKxvX well i have of some cardio i mean im not like that fat as that gets eaten, but still if im going down i wont go down with out fight man just give a freakin dirt bike and some chainsaws and ill be unstoppable............till i wreck lmao

[piratelover43]

@maxwellthunderdome Okay, got some news for you: NEVER attempt hand-to-hand with a zombie. I don't care how strong you are, that's a one way ticket to death.

Seriously, read the Zombie Survival Guide.

[CbChriskilla23]

woody looks like bill from the first left 4dead

[dxrock16]

r they kidding the zombies look like humans

[MegaKiller08]

if there were 3 men and 1 girl this would relate to left 4 dead

[ForerunnerMacTavish]

I loled when in the movie Columbus was like "Just an extra shot to the head and that woman mighted avoided being a human Happymeal."

[sharkdude07]

i tought that the girls were goin to die

[awesomeinmyworld]

0:08 the poor fat bastard

[jeffhardy664]

@prabhu6987 2 men noooo the 2 girls to

[ItsTylerMarie]

haha i love this movie xD it's great.

never would i have thought that zombie slaying would be so funny.

[MisterBankz]

Omg I have yet to see this movie >:/

[thelegendofanything]

i begged my friend to let us watch this b/c i'd never seen it before and about died of laughter haha i luv the gas station scene. lol i still can't believe he dropped the keys, turns and runs around again, then figures out the doors unlocked already, omg talk about halarious xD.

[govy08]

I love how this movie ditches all the emotional, crap, honestly the ending for diary of the dead was far too cheesy, new movies like this are the way forward for the zombie genre

[LittleLefty26]

only the beggining of this movie is real intense along with the end but the rest just a plain hilarious comedy

[w00pyeffind00]

Rule nr 1...fat people die first

[torich21]

I think Zombieland is a pretty cool guy, eh kills zombies and doesnt afraid of anything.

[Ninjax2xStealth]

LMAO xD nice one. I gave you an actual thumbs up cause I know where that came from ;D

[bcsROBBERY]

he didn't check the back seat when he got in his car. and there is no need for a double tap if you shoot em in the head.

[jacobandjakob1]

im a snorlax wait are there zombies eating me who cares-goes to sleep-

[bearshaman0]

zombies dont like fast food...

[angryboy2k9]

Fast food is filled with fat, why do they get the fatties first? xD

[marksman24444]

@bearshaman0 hahaha thats literaly very funny i mean it

[1966065015]

@bearshaman0

i have to say... that is INCREDIBLY SMART :P

[Rainbowjrjrjr]

@bearshaman0 LOL

[Kill3rB345T]

@bearshaman0 i Got de T-Shirt of that^^

[sgtbender2000]

@bearshaman0 yes but this is after zomdonalds came out

[ironspiderWD]

great movie...it was bueitiful...5/5

[lordformat]

deadrising

[Deoxus5023]

stop spamming

[Adrianomedelano]

Awesome movie! 10/10

[KrazyBatgurl]

Awesome moviee!!

haha did columbus remind anyone else of michael cera?>

[ratchet700]

its like E on the philippines xD!

[TwinVC]

This movie made me take up cardio training.

[Kornons]

for some reason me too

[Velo110]

ditto, im that fatty in the football field

[jtcastillo06]

Sick City Daggers!!!

[CaptianPWN]

lol Rated R

I saw this movie and its AWESOME!

[residentevilsquad]

@CaptianPWN  yep

and know for this.

*blewed up zombiez*

[coollat17]

lol this would be a dream job

imagine to just go around and shooting zombies

[neospacian1]

that depends......

do i get infinite ammo?

cuz i need an AK-47, an m203, and an m4 carbine and i'm good to go

oh and some g18's

[coollat17]

infinite ammo, lame

when u out of ammo here are some options:

chain saw

machete

sword

bat

grenades

rocket loucher

and a big BALLS

[gundam116]

id jsut piolet a gundam and kill thm all mwahaha

[neospacian1]

i'd get a spartan suit like master chief's and slaughter them all

Master chief has energy shields and knows all hand to hand and weapons combat so....

[JimmytheTexan1441]

that wouldnt be fun, but i promise, each town has a big ol' gun shop. And for the talahassee in ya, twinkies as far as the eye can see xD

[jr240891]

@coollat17

but you want to try and avoid not to be killed

[coollat17]

no pain no game

again RULE #1 CARDIO run like hell when you about to get eaten

[jezzr101]

what why is that? Is it censored elsewhere or is our country's movie raters just retarded?

[MarkusEnblom]

@XxxMkdBoyXxx Don´t spoil!!!

[willkillyoulast]

@XxxMkdBoyXxx So did I, ha ha.

The directors did good there. Built his character so we loved him, showed him risking his life for the only three people he may ever have felt compassion for since the death of his son, and we thought he'd die, thought he'd go out swinging.

He didn't die.

But, damn, did he swing.

Roll on Zombieland 2, eh?

[202cardline]

@willkillyoulast Might as well say I thought he was going to die too. I got quite sad actually. Haha, and I fistpumped the air when he survived. I thought zombies were always those of Resident Evil, which as long as you twist their heads off, you wouldn't need cardio. But this being zombie rule number one...I think I might take up running.

[willkillyoulast]

@202cardline Ha ha. I should, but I wouldn't be able to commit to it. Cardio ain't gonna help me. Maybe swimming, though...

[Tommycool47]

My Last Name Is Cardillo xD