God is like a girlfriend, a really really great girlfriend

[khammz3]

that was really great, really touching with a comedic twist. exactly what i needed

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, the word "Mellencamp" in modern American poetry is quite rare.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[JohnnyTemptation]

IAMNOTAPOET= youre a really good....whatever u r

[iamnotapoet]

Thank you much for the kind comment Mr. Johnny.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[iamnotapoet]

Thanks for the kind words

-- Zork

[Abusivemelon]

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

[iamnotapoet]

Ah, before being a Slam Poet the numbers were few. But poetry does remarkable things for getting even tall, red & goofy guys great, beautiiful, smart and talented girlfriends. And I am approaching two great years with my current one who is also becoming a poet of notes in the East Coast circuit.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [ National Slam Poet ]

[Abusivemelon]

Ah good for you man. I like that you reply to your comments and that you dont just scream abuse at me for being blunt. I liked your audition for the movie vid.

[iamnotapoet]

Almost all comments deserve a reply. & people should be honest. & I do belive in the "Road House" mantra: "Be nice, then BE NICE.... until it's time to NOT be nice". And thanks for the Kudos on "Zork's Big Break" and "Zork's Big Fake"... rest assured I have NEVER gotten a girlfriend from those Featurettes... but, then again, THAT should be obvious. After seeing myself naked I wouldn't date myself either. Luckily my girlfriend got to like me BEFORE the nudity.

-- ZORK [ National Slam Poet ]

[Abusivemelon]

I like your way of thinking. Lol i understand that! What was the logic behind the naked anyway? I also like the way you can laugh at yourself theres so many uptight people on youtube, i mean its the internet for christ sakes.

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, reality adds the HEAVY, it's our job to make it LIGHT. As to the naked audition for Troma, I was shooting documentary footage for the DVD and there is a regular Troma Actor Joe Fleishaker who they tried to get to do a nude scene. So that was an inside joke.... now internationally distributed on the Toxic IV DVD.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [ National Slam Poet ]

[Abusivemelon]

Was the documentary based completely around you and your failed attempt to be in a movie?

[iamnotapoet]

On "Terror Firmer" and "Toxic Avenger IV" I was one of 3 documentarians for the feature length making of documentary that is on each DVD. But I had done a good naked audition to get the smallest part and the Troma editor Gabe Friedman thought it would be a great 5 minute featurette. So he tweaked it and then i did the Follow Up "Zork's big fake". So the "Zork's big break on YouTube is exatcly as it is on The Toxic 4 DVD.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [ National Slam Poet ]