J-LOFT 1 LIFE, 2 LIVE www.J-LOFTmusic.com

[LordOftheMind]

give me 5 minutes of my mother fucking time back

[Dmo2013]

this guy is dope!

[DigglesProductions]

i'll give this guy some credit!...

for having the shittiest lyrics on YOUTUBE!!

[jessmarie1988]

Check out the girl in the blue bikini in the back. #acidtrip

[BoyTroyP]

isnt this dude a fuckin real estate agent i swore i saw him when my mom was watchin jerry springer the other day...

[jessmarie1988]

LIKE THIS IF U LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS VIDEO IS DISLIKED 144 TIMES

[FollowMehdi]

Is this fool fake-balling in an apartment complex pool. Ni**a pleeeaaase!!!!

[29Tanderson]

MAN THIS IS WACK COME ON SON DAM THIS REMINDED ME OF DEION SANDERS SONG LMAO!!!!!

[dame2809]

How much did this video cost Jay?

[grantpowers5]

dad love you but come onn ur better than that. love you but plz plz never do that again bye

[BigDaddyFraz]

Dookie. 

[NewOrlean1]

good lord



[Dnyce2k6]

I like how he said stop the killing, shows he's not completely ignorant. Otherwise...THIS SHIT IS GAH-BAGE.

[dcmack1984]

@Dnyce2k6 not really, because he later says he's killin like scarface

[africkinamerican]

D-town: home to Breed, D12, J Dilla & Slum Village, Eminem, Guilty Simpson... and now, J. Loft!

Hell, I'd rather listen to J. Crew.

:01-:03 wth

This has to be some kind of satire. Some kind of inside joke??

[Dragtime]

Wow, this video production is insane for this song!!

[NoRefills1]

he can't be serious

[thekingbacknz]

fucken wack

[robbielex]

Notice... the private jet never moves. They paid just to shoot video inside of it!

[ConnDevi88]

Diddy never had any swagga

[RevRyan15]

I envy this guy. Who doesn't think c-section scars are sexy?

[famous447]

Lol at:

1:04 : Throws crumple money

1:53: Pictures of Lobster and corn

3:03: Self Explanatory!

4:26: "Mo swagga than Diddy"

SMH

[africkinamerican]

@famous447 This whole video is corn.

[namlaofeel]

from the wackiest rhymes to the ugliest chicks...this is horribly bad

[4mydawgz]

I think he got the message.

[kngjames83]

My boy punked me by saying this dude was nice lmao. I clicked on the link only to see this horrible song and video lol. I could not take this serious and I too thought it was a parody video at first lol. Terrible!

[PolarBearToeNailCool]

im so confused....please stop saying 504

[kll5969]

These are the worst rhymes ever

[miasports1113]

watching this video caused me stab myself in the eyes and ears...

[blackice445]

this seems like a fuckin parody. please stop making music.

[atiamiyu1]

Business man.... You got that. But PLEASE understand that you have no rap skill. Your video is like a weak hip hop parody at best. It's actually pure comedy because you don't even realize how pathetic you look. Lol. "I give a fu#k if you live"???? LOL!!! For your own good..... Please stop.

[lucdiamond]

Ha Ha I watch this video just to laugh when I'm feeling down rofl. Is this a Dave Chapelle skit pls say it is. wait did u see his "J" charm baaaahhhhaaa

[enigmaUnknown]

this is satire right? I mean the video production is insane for such ass suckery

[mrsvirgo05]

Well he said to Google him!!! This was on his Myspace:

With looks like Barack Obama and L.L.Cool J, style like Kanye, $wagger like Diddy, and a flow like T.I. Critics say j.Loft aka Hollywood is one of the hottest Rappers to hail from New Orleans by way of Houston and he is destined to be the next Super STAR to come out of the U.S. After working diligently on his Demo over the last year j.Loft came one step closer to realizing his Dream January 1st 2009

CAN YOU SAY DELUSIONAL!!!!!!!

[common07]

one star :D

[pleadthe1]

"Feeling like Scarface/ so I keep on a mean face" smh

"Feeling like Nino Brown/ now you haters like to frown" :(

"Mo' swagga than Diddy/ my attitude shitty" wtf

Hahaha..yo you CAN'T be serious man. You make Diddy and Soulja Boy look like Biggie and Jay-Z.

[famous447]

LOL at what he did when he said that diddy part

[godswork504]

yeah the chicks in the video even laughed at him!!!...LOL

[gamergod30]

Niggas like you give black people a bad name. you fucking suck.

[nihiloRex]

Sucksucksucksucksuck.

I feel like I've stepped back into the ostentatious pre-market crash rap scene, but filled with the monotonous rhymes of a simpleton.

While the music may rape your ears with a constant thump, the video production isn't too bad.

[sizzla5]

LMAO.... Wow

Cocky & Arrogance at its finest!

This shit was probably the Worst Video ever! & ur lyrics..... are SO WACK i rather listen to soulja boy.. u make him sound like hes Hova! LMAO

[Stephy1718]

He better use that 1 life to sell more houses...

[Stephy1718]

I think this is one of the worst rap videos I've ever seen. He made soulja boy look like Nas. Did he think he was going to hop out of his bed and turn his swag on ??? The beat was bad, the lyrics were worse and what kind of girls would want to be in this video???

[arc417]

Wow! I was impressed by this music video! Keep rocking J-Loft! keep it real my man, never mind what haters say ignore them till dey fade away!

[DeaKhon]

would somebody please give him back his helmet. he honestly, might be retarded. somebody give dude a hug

[mrsvirgo05]

i know this guy had to have been dropped on his head a couple of times

[TheBoldDIABLO]

this is just awful, one of the biggest pieces of shit i ever seen in my life

[DopeBoyMagic66]

LMAO....

This video has 59 ratings...and they are ALL 1 star....

Please stop tryin to rap......music today is shitty enough, you should be ashamed

[mrsvirgo05]

my thoughts exactly!!

[Corneilus08]

lmao i had to favorite this trash

[GSKRiddler]

atleast he cares, he gives a fuck how you live.

[jzrit580]

dude this is awful wtf is this

[mrtamez2009]

Rap is like jazz, you cannot just pick up a sax and become Miles Davis. You either have it (dedication and talent) or you don't............he doesn't.

And could EVERY rapper REALLY own all this shat ("I got 2 homes, 3 PRIVATE jets, 2 Bentleys, $3,999,999.24 cash and a lifetime subscription of Rolling Stone Magazine" lol)? Just be real.

[bsfreiner]

WOW You sound like a County Brownie. What part of the suburbs are you from.

[iheartchrisyang]

Worst flow ever.

UGLY ass video vixens.

Wow, stick to that 9-5.

[mrsvirgo05]

does anyone notice he has a switch at the end?

[rlthegreatst]

YEAH LOL!

[omgerikarific]

hahahaha I thought I was the only one to see that hip action.

[ImOhSoSinful]

Wait I had to come back.!

Lol @ the "Red Carpet" at the 0:16 mark, that's as big as a standard shower mat!

LMAO @ The baby briefcase at the 1:34 mark!

LMAO @ the crawfish and corn at the 1:53 mark because Lobster is too expensive!

LMFAO @ the drummer "air drumming" mad hard and fast at the 2:45 mark and there's no drums playing on the song!

Dead at 3:03

[pleadthe1]

Thanx 4 pointing out the drummer part. I nearly fell out my chair laughing. Didn't notice that at first..

[ImOhSoSinful]

LMAO Welcome, Had me dying man.... BASURA!!!

[dyvinesun]

@ImOhSoSinful man you crazy as hell LMAO 3:03 sealed the deal for me lol

[foreheadboy]

' stop the killing and focus on your money'

yeah right.....and you are killing rap music for money son !

[jamalakj]

garbage

[whogotdat]

lmfao! booooooooooooooooooooooo

[jamalakj]

wack

[mrsvirgo05]

had to come back and watch. this is pure comic genuis. snl has nothing on this. i have never laughed this hard in my life!!!

[NytieKnight]

don't you laugh before the video even start? lol

he's getting a lot of hits since another site posted his video

[etowadi]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh useless

[nukes777]

worst lyrical cadence ever and terrible lyrics

[NytieKnight]

damn i had a fucked up day and i had to come back to get a great laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao to that fake ass ?uestlove NOT playing the drums back there

shout out to my rent a center hoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[nate2152000]

This nigga know this shit is trash. C'mon Son! Geth the fuck outta here with this bullshit

[brothmc]

I don't get it - how is this any worse than all the other horrible rap music out there. Rappers are not musicians - though some are good lyricists/poets. This is par for the course in mainstream "music" nowadays

[pragmatic83]

What's up with the photo slideshows?? Couldn't afford the rest of the camera time??! Words can't explain how awful this is.

[grendel628]

When he says he got more swagger than Diddy... models in back straight laughing at him.

Clown ass fool.

Go sell a house.

[chrisjp20]

WOW! He makes soulja boy sound like wayne.

[chadizcold]

My god!! How does this pussy ass tool have access to a jet? daddy rich or something? This is the worst rapping I have ever heard, I hope Nobody ever makes something this horrible. I hate the person for recommendin me this link. what a sick joke! Horrible J-Loft!!!!!! Give it up! Absolutely Disgusting in every aspect.

[edashtx]

homey has a job bro... atleast dude is on his grind

[BenjieEnjie]

bwahahahahahahaha heheheheheheheh tehehehehehehehehe LOL! what a fucking tool, now he's gotta pay the bank all their money back for this, such wasted effort ha!

[Blendin777]

This is a song for all my people in New Orleans... look at my ice, cars and jets!!! WTF. What a piece of fucking garbage. How do people like this with rhymes that children can spit get glossy videos and get pumped up to temporary superstar status, while legitimate, skilled MCs stay unrecognized?...

[TheVagabondTV]

wtf is THIS

[GFGMIJ]

COMPLETE GARBAGE!!!!

[HIIYELLA]

Where in the hell are his friends?!?!..they should have stopped him from making this BS!

[cb4lh]

What in the name of Zeus made this mud duck think this sounded good at all?

This shit made me BOOOOOOO out loud.

[common07]

LMFAO

[aprillove2000]

Is it possible to give a video -5 Stars?

[Purplecity77]

On a follow up note, I looked at his commercial and So Cold In The D is a related video. I didn't even know that when I made my first comment. Sad

[Purplecity77]

Wow, this is without question, the absolute WORST song I have ever heard. If the yin yang twins and T Baby from it's so cold in the d had a bastard offspring, the result would be this atrocity he calls a song. He's clearly made some money in real estate so I'm def not hating. However, his rhymes are elementary at best. This was really painful. It's sad that no one around him told him that this shit was unbelievably wack. This replaces "So Cold In The D" as the worst song on youtube. Congrats

[skoop323]

Marbury doesnt play for the knicks anymore lol

[gabtheproducer]

I'm a music producer/artists/photographer/­video director and I feel like I've lost some talent in all of those crafts as a result of watching this video and listening to this song... arguably the worst rapper alive. You make souljaboy sound like Jay-Z. Please stop employing your "art" publicly. If you're going to continue rapping, please make sure that your tracks don't leave your studio or your car. I'm sorry for the harsh brutality but I'm saying this to save you from yourself. Ea$y.

[NytieKnight]

LMAO my comment got erased!

Oh well I'll say it again:

lmao at 3:03 and 4:26. you get Sho Nuff and a robotic harlem shake!

if you watch this video twice daily, you will get his nice stomach from the ample amount of laughter. At least this shit is good for something! Thanks J-Loft!

[sm0ony]

LMAO

[trena103]

This isn't the worst video ever...its the worst song EVER! You cannot rap J-Loft. Go back to Real Estate. Chea

[argiec1]

This is the worst video....EVER. Straight up garbage!!!!

[millennialgirl]

MAN this shit is FUBAR!!!!! LMAO!!!!! this has me crying im laughin so fuckin hard!!!!

[ImOhSoSinful]

BTW notice how his tags have absolutely NOTHING to do with him lol

[ImOhSoSinful]

Take every corny one liner

mash em together

add a dash of unenthusiastic ho's

a pinch of arrogance

a dab of retardation

and

PRESTO!

A recipe for Disaster

[YourHeartHere]

And this is problem with rap today. Anyone thinks they can rap but that's not true. We've set the standard so low that people are arrogant enough to believe that all you need is a few bitches, some cars and some money to make it in the game. And man, you have no haters! You suck too much to have haters. You say you got one life to live, well live it doing something you're good at not something you think you can do just because everybody else is doing it.

[ejiroy]

I dont know why everybody think they can rap, this song is painful to listen to and watch, go back to being a real estate agent

[YourHeartHere]

Uh, wow. Your flow is wack. Your rhymes are stale. You have no lyrical prowess whatsoever. Your dance moves and this video were corny to the fullest. It's like you want to be Diddy. Diddy can't rap and he's corny. So I guess you are like him, lol. Seriously, keep your day job. Even our wackest rappers in the game i.e. Souljah Boy don't sound as wack as you and that' saying something.

[discandy2sweet]

This is the worst video ever

[famous447]

LMAO oh man

[jwhorl1977]

This is a catastrophe, as in really, really, really, really, really bad.

[mrsvirgo05]

LMAO at 4:07. I can't leave, I just have to stay and watch. It's like a horrible car accident. I can't take my eyes away from this tragedy

[bigwilly614]

Lame

[mrsvirgo05]

this one video has set all us black people back 50 years. this is utterly disgusting. i really hope that dude didn't go in the studio and think this was hard. everyone around him is so fake and he needs to get them off his team. if they would let him release this garbage then they don't give a damn about him

[cassball7]

Who wears a Marbury jersey unless they are just as crazy as him? No offense but do you eat vaseline too???

[cassball7]

PURE NONSENSE!!!!! To quote Nas, "Hip-Hop is DEAD." It was on life support before but it is officially dead now.

Tears!!!!!

[grendel628]

but right after that at 3:06 he gets confused and almost throws up the ROC diamond but stops short... damn clown ass fool sellin houses and actin thug.

[MrCrafty]

wtf at these lyrics, smh...rap aint ya thing dude

[NytieKnight]

lmfao i saw this shit on bossip and i didn't believe it was real! dead at 3:03 and 4:26!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahah­ahaha damn i needed this laugh today! thanks j-loft!

[grendel628]

at 3:06 he stops just short of throwing up the ROC Diamond.

[BlaquePlatinum]

P.S

Suga in the Blue Bikini?

SO not the Bizniss.

[pcityb]

1:03 Did this nigga throw balled up money!?

[thedon150x]

LMFAO

[seagreen152]

LMAO WOW LOL this is comedy

[pleadthe1]

FAIL

[lucdiamond]

ROFL you have got to be kidding me BAAAAAHHHAAAA

[mil1979]

hes a step below shorty lo

[jloftmusic1]

Thank Man, it's a HOTT Video to be HONEST with and I haven't even Promoted or Marketed it yet. Just signed Deal with my Producer and Lawyer!!!

[BlaquePlatinum]

Sweetie, from what I understand you're a Real Estate Agent? I would stick to that. Not everyone is meant to have a Hip Hop Career, and the fact that you went from something that is OBVIOUSLY more lucrative(When was the last time you threw dollar bills at a Showing?) Is calling on your ignorance, and Blaque men don't need any more help perpetuating stereotypes.

Boo Boo.

Stop it.

And I don't think the Shorty Lo comment was meant to be a Compliment.

Jus sayin'