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  • LMAO

  • Werner is probably the best director alive

  • i don't think Herzog would find your joke funny @SanDiegoBoatRental

  • @ehansen3 Well, the Bavarians must have done some awful stuff too!

  • To be quite honest I've always found Werner Herzog's voice to be very soothing and relaxing. I had one professor who actually looks and sounds exactly like Herzog, and I would have loved to ask him to read me a bedtime story lol.

  • @grail68 Haha I would love to crash your lectures. I have a professor who comes from Bavaria and speaks in the exact accent as Mr. Herzog does.  I go to every lecture even though it's 7pm.

  • When will a German accent NOT be an open call for a cheap Nazi joke? Let me check my Holocaust calender...that would be...NEVER! Sorry Germans! We still love you for Werner Herzog, but you will be the sinister villain accent forever.

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  • @KilianDan That's cool. In our hearts, americans will always stay the morbidly obese, cowboy hat-wearing, drive-thru christians, desperately reaching for the bag of fast food with pudgy, bloated, sausage-fingers. Their enormous asses rising out of jeans, that are sweat-glued to leather seats, like a blue whale from the ocean as they manage to push their meaty shoulders out their windows, the way a rhinoceros gives brith. All serenaded by Glenn Beck's voice vomiting out of the radio.

  • @JacksInn Hey, we like food! Yet we get a pass for the Indians. European priorities? You did forget the guns. I am currently writing this by shooting at a keyboard. Much love, Bubba.

  • @JacksInn Someone needs a hug. 

  • @numberonealcove Let me put on a kfc bucket to make it easier for you to hug me.

  • @JacksInn Oh, I'm not gonna be the one to hug you; I don't know where you've been. Just making a general observation.

  • @numberonealcove Really, how can you be so heartless? Do you also walk passed starving children, pointing out they need a steak, then just keep walking?

  • awe i wish my parents would've at least put me to bed with this when i was younger

  • I feel like hitlers reading me a story... i reallly dont like that...

  • It's like a more docile version of My Best Fiend!

  • "fuck your stuffed bear" LOL

  • Really herzog, I mean really, he is close to my fav director

  • Anyone who mentions Nazis simply because Werner Herzog is German is a racist. Plain and simple you are a KKK racist, go back to the deep south and rot in hell you nazi racist white spupremesist skinheads!

  • lol

  • way better than the Samuel Jackson version. he really nails the desperation!

  • werner herzog is a genius!

  • cool story bro <3

  • uber creepy dude

  • @amykennedy77 word haha

  • great persona

  • best story evah

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