@darksaac Well... Yes there are people with disabilities in america as well in every other place in the world, yes there are outright stupid people in America as well in the rest of the world. So if any other country executed all the out right stupid people there wouldn't be many people left there either.
@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe How do you find the joke inappropriate? He isnt mocking retarded people he is mocking the fact that Texas executed them frequently to begin with - Why would they allow it at all? Besides, he is making fun of basically everyone in this stand-up, and it is a comedy act to begin with. There is countless hours of comedy where people or nations are made fun of for the sole purpose of making people laugh. Lighten up and laugh at it, that's its purpose, nothing else.
@mindlessgamer Yes, I understand that, and trust me I don't get offended easily, you could sit and make fun of me for 2 hours straiht and if it were in good fun I'd laugh the whole time, but a joke centered around this is like a joke centered around kemo therapy. I just don't think the word he uses should be taken lightly. I stand by my opinion.
@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe So you're disapointed at Robin Williams simply put because he used the word retarded rather than mentally handicaped or challenged? While I see your point I still think you're overdoing that a bit. But I'll leave it at that.
Sad thing is, he said Texas was "zapping retarded people every other week..."um, no. Texas went to lethal injection several years ago - maybe "STICKING retarded people every other week" would have been more appropriate.
Granted, the video was done in 2006...but Texas has been "sticking people" since 1982. So, this video was taped 24 YEARS after the switch was made. [Per the Texas Department of Criminal Justice web site].
No, I didn't realize the video was from 2000 - However, my original point, that Texas has been executing people via LETHAL INJECTION as opposed to the chair (as joked about here) since 1982, is still accurate.
Well for one, I'm fairly smart, though lazy, so my marks are low in school. And two, you really can't annoy me, because I've got an easy-go-lucky personality :3 and three I don't see why you were shitting bricks about the title when it was obviously a joke. People like you, make this world... uncomfortable. :D So I say we wrap you in a blankets so you can't move from where ever you are, and we'll all be a little more comfortable.
Hey, if you wrap me in blankets will you at least bring McDonalds home from your workplace and feed me? That would make me more comfortable and it would also solve the "shitting bricks" problem.
Hmm... you have no idea how much I'd give to work at McDonalds, because that would mean I'd have a job, which I need right now. Or, pretty much just $60 to get a bus pass... hmm, good thing my buddy found $100 at the mall the other day and turned it in. I'm gonna go collect it tomorrow XD
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
and you spelled should wrong at least with death sentence the person's error was understandable, one letter and you also put got instead of god. So do you want gas chamber, chainsaw, or for it to surprise
I really am a nice guy, but with the video's contents, I just HAD to say something. There comes a time in everybody's life where they just have to be a jackass every now and then.
Oh and by the way, the YouTube spell checker hits on "sentense," "isnt," and (ironically) "YouTube."
To the people who are offended by this: It's not meant to insult you, it's a joke and a really funny one at that. Seriously, get a sense of humor. Live a little.
Holy shit, that is a lot of water bottles.
scatamalaka 4 days ago
that's a lot of water..
b03y 1 month ago
Go sit on Santa's lap Timmy, PPPTTT!! LOL!
vanboyfilms 6 months ago
sentence is misspelled
MaddDogg81 8 months ago
i love Texas we all love getting all those fags and retards and killum HAHAHAHAHa
XxMaDDoGGxX210Xx 9 months ago
Lol, the retarded policeman's in the suggestions XD :)
thagrammarnazi 10 months ago
@darksaac Well... Yes there are people with disabilities in america as well in every other place in the world, yes there are outright stupid people in America as well in the rest of the world. So if any other country executed all the out right stupid people there wouldn't be many people left there either.
souprfarmergirl 11 months ago
omg .... i had higher expectations of this guy...
aQuaSPLaSHLoVe 11 months ago
@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe You're from Texas arnt you?
mindlessgamer 11 months ago
@mindlessgamer no I'm not, I have 2 special needs siblings
aQuaSPLaSHLoVe 11 months ago
@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe therefore I find the joke inapropriate
aQuaSPLaSHLoVe 11 months ago
@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe ah fucking cry me a river. Thank God your kid's didn't live in Texas prior to the changed
LOLinFEVER 2 months ago
@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe How do you find the joke inappropriate? He isnt mocking retarded people he is mocking the fact that Texas executed them frequently to begin with - Why would they allow it at all? Besides, he is making fun of basically everyone in this stand-up, and it is a comedy act to begin with. There is countless hours of comedy where people or nations are made fun of for the sole purpose of making people laugh. Lighten up and laugh at it, that's its purpose, nothing else.
mindlessgamer 11 months ago
@mindlessgamer Yes, I understand that, and trust me I don't get offended easily, you could sit and make fun of me for 2 hours straiht and if it were in good fun I'd laugh the whole time, but a joke centered around this is like a joke centered around kemo therapy. I just don't think the word he uses should be taken lightly. I stand by my opinion.
aQuaSPLaSHLoVe 11 months ago
@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe So you're disapointed at Robin Williams simply put because he used the word retarded rather than mentally handicaped or challenged? While I see your point I still think you're overdoing that a bit. But I'll leave it at that.
mindlessgamer 11 months ago
@mindlessgamer just the context he used it in, but I'm glad we at least agree to disagree
aQuaSPLaSHLoVe 11 months ago
@mindlessgamer also, spastic was once a scientific term XD
HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE 11 months ago
with all of those water bottles i bet he pisses a lake after the show
judgeman090 1 year ago
Shit, wheres the fun now..
claywhitson 1 year ago
If the U.S. executed people for being retarded, then half the people are gone. XD
Darcksaac 1 year ago 24
@Darcksaac Not to mention the entire state of Mississippi.
RobbytheLion 1 year ago
@Darcksaac id say 75%
1111krol 1 year ago
@1111krol now, now! Only 45% of Americans believe in creationism, it's mostly the Southern states that are going to be eradicated. XD
Darcksaac 1 year ago
@Darcksaac They sure would have to execute half of the American population, and if not for that, for their ignorance!
lissakr11 1 month ago
tht sketch, nt so funny :(
cdc1971 1 year ago
i cant breathe,
xAwakeAndUnafraid 1 year ago
wait if they were zapping retards in texas, y was bush never made to sit on santa's lap?
DragonoftheEastblu 1 year ago
@DragonoftheEastblu LMFAO, GOOD QUESTION.
HabboCinemaShowcase 1 year ago
@DragonoftheEastblu cuz hes actually from new england...
elgostine 1 year ago
@elgostine fuck really?
DragonoftheEastblu 1 year ago
@DragonoftheEastblu well he waBORN in new haven conneticut. that said he seems to have still spent most of his life in texas.
elgostine 1 year ago
I cried when we couldn't zap retards anymore:( no fun in it know
MrSilentdeath69 1 year ago
its a fukin joke who cares if it was zapping or lethal injection.. it's a fuking joke!!! jeez
rgcubanita 1 year ago
Sad thing is, he said Texas was "zapping retarded people every other week..."um, no. Texas went to lethal injection several years ago - maybe "STICKING retarded people every other week" would have been more appropriate.
knightryderrwn 1 year ago
Look at the date of this video...
2010Ezekiel 1 year ago
@2010Ezekiel,
Granted, the video was done in 2006...but Texas has been "sticking people" since 1982. So, this video was taped 24 YEARS after the switch was made. [Per the Texas Department of Criminal Justice web site].
knightryderrwn 1 year ago
Ah, not so current on my methods of killing criminals.
2010Ezekiel 1 year ago
@knightryderrwn
you realize this video is from 2000 right?
ZenzioT 1 year ago
@ZenzioT,
No, I didn't realize the video was from 2000 - However, my original point, that Texas has been executing people via LETHAL INJECTION as opposed to the chair (as joked about here) since 1982, is still accurate.
knightryderrwn 1 year ago
how much fucking water does he need?
blackerthanebony100 1 year ago
sentense??? learn how to spell kidark. you dipshit
sbmc156 1 year ago
@sbmc156
dude. It's a joke inside the title. The clip is about retarded people. Maybe thats what drew you to it?
ZenzioT 1 year ago
@ZenzioT
How do I totally annoy you without you losing sight of the fact that you are stupid?
sbmc156 1 year ago
@sbmc156
Well for one, I'm fairly smart, though lazy, so my marks are low in school. And two, you really can't annoy me, because I've got an easy-go-lucky personality :3 and three I don't see why you were shitting bricks about the title when it was obviously a joke. People like you, make this world... uncomfortable. :D So I say we wrap you in a blankets so you can't move from where ever you are, and we'll all be a little more comfortable.
ZenzioT 1 year ago
@ZenzioT
Hey, if you wrap me in blankets will you at least bring McDonalds home from your workplace and feed me? That would make me more comfortable and it would also solve the "shitting bricks" problem.
sbmc156 1 year ago
@sbmc156
Hmm... you have no idea how much I'd give to work at McDonalds, because that would mean I'd have a job, which I need right now. Or, pretty much just $60 to get a bus pass... hmm, good thing my buddy found $100 at the mall the other day and turned it in. I'm gonna go collect it tomorrow XD
ZenzioT 1 year ago
"Gatorrradeeeeee"
infinitysfate 1 year ago
@infinitysfate what does the waterboy haft to do with any of this?
fredfredfang21 1 year ago
@fredfredfang21 because adam sandler's character was retarded.
LibraHorse1 1 year ago
@LibraHorse1 but but but his his mama said his mama said
fredfredfang21 1 year ago
@fredfredfang21 just referring to the million bottles of water on that table on his stage
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Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
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Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
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Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
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Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
Yeah, he got it right, I have been around a lot of Texans in my life and they love crap like that. "I am a cowboy, we are tough, etc..." I tell em, "only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a steer to me." And they say, "oh wow, so original," and I tell em, "it isn't supposed to be original, it is the truth."
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
Kind of sad, but the Texas thing is true.
I would know being a Texan.
This is a very funny way to put such a harsh truth tho!
Ecofreak96 1 year ago
I find it vaguely ironic that "sentence" is spelled incorrectly in the title of this video... :D
Songbird117 1 year ago 98
@Songbird117 Also, Robin's name.
Eaglestrike117 6 months ago
Shit where the fun now...
RobinHdProductions 1 year ago
You mean death "sentence"?
Sorry, OCD.
whiteboydark 1 year ago
What?
Jackiechan39 1 year ago
you think you are funny,ha ?
TASKEsrb 1 year ago
Will pandas eat kiwi?
solsticeaddict1 1 year ago
that's alot of water.
mattschat 1 year ago
those aren't bottles of water lined up.
Hint - begins with a V
BeeyondNeptoon 1 year ago
@BeeyondNeptoon got another hint? lol
sweetness1025 1 year ago
Yea,
Begins with VO and ends with DKA
BeeyondNeptoon 1 year ago
Haha.. even that took me a second
If it was, you could probably lick him and get a buzz by the end of the show
sweetness1025 1 year ago
he's actually an alcoholism recoverer...
kia0007 1 year ago
@kia0007 lmao and that is why he drinks so much water???
LucaTurilli89 1 year ago
@LucaTurilli89 no man he drinks water because he yells a lot and if he didnt refresh his throat ... by the end of the show he would be squiling
jamdunker123 1 year ago
@kia0007 he was ten years ago
danielclose2006 1 year ago
ther is a difference in between "KNOWING what you did" and NOT knowing what your doing. If its a murder, you will get treated as an adult regardless
amutimer1 2 years ago
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u shld get this death sentence u fuckin retard u spelled sentence wrong fuckin dipshit. got i fuckin hate retarded people
xtylerx209 2 years ago
check your own spelling if you're gonna call out someone else on it XD
somehobo42 2 years ago 5
you must really hate yourself then. you spelt - you, should, fucking and god all wrong.
Grimaldus1989 2 years ago
and you spelled should wrong at least with death sentence the person's error was understandable, one letter and you also put got instead of god. So do you want gas chamber, chainsaw, or for it to surprise
firefool123 2 years ago
This is very true XD.
Elisepalmtree 2 years ago
Lmao "shit weres the fun now!" XD
RawrAMPLol 2 years ago
In almost every related Robin Williams stand up video still,he has his hands waving,excpet for one where he drinks some water :)
TrandomnesstwO 2 years ago 2
isnt that guy from gimanji
sharoz4 2 years ago
yeah
goalieman9992 2 years ago
nah its the guy from Jumanji
Granspejuis 2 years ago 5
ok this is f'ing GENIOUS! XD
memoryroad626 2 years ago
**genius?? lol.... youtubes brightest
iBuckFush 2 years ago
i find this more funny because im from texas
YourEvil37thClone 2 years ago 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH go sit on santas lap ZZZZZZZZZT!!!!! LMFAO IM DYING LAFFING
miasman077 2 years ago 9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA this and his segment on viagra are the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.
CNUTTER13 2 years ago
hopefully the guy who posted this lives in Texas!
xxlivelyfirexx 2 years ago
....and his name is Timmy....
Note the misspelling of "Robin", "sentence", omitting an apostrophe, and the grammatical error in the description.
PTPLauthor 2 years ago 8
Lol, you just owned kidark
leefish10 2 years ago
I really am a nice guy, but with the video's contents, I just HAD to say something. There comes a time in everybody's life where they just have to be a jackass every now and then.
Oh and by the way, the YouTube spell checker hits on "sentense," "isnt," and (ironically) "YouTube."
PTPLauthor 2 years ago
Im Fucking rolling!!
Tret64 2 years ago
kooldave i thought i was the only one who noticed that hahah
brillz55 2 years ago
yeah, if I was mean-spirited, I'd say "ironic, isn't it?"
PTPLauthor 2 years ago
Obviously someone's spell checker was disabled when titles were added.
KOOLDAVE1953 2 years ago 3
rofll
brillz55 2 years ago
go sit on santas lap timmy
bzzzzz
jaybomonkey 3 years ago 4
texans are always fun to make fun of
democracyplease 3 years ago 9
And thankfully most of us have a sense of humor to appreciate it. XD
Pyroluver90 2 years ago 8
that is to fuckin true
imstillwaitin 2 years ago 4
i keep on watchin it ovr and ovr and its still so freakin hilarious!!!
mhmmXitsXkelly 3 years ago
poor texans.
brainwasher9876 3 years ago 3
go sit on santas lap timmy "zzzzzaaapppp"
sticky686 3 years ago 67
Gaddamm!
IvixHira 3 years ago 3
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*jizzes in pants* hahahaa
freakinprplaya 3 years ago
HAHA
Raghra 3 years ago
Hahaha, very funny!
beatlequeen06 3 years ago
o shit im laughing cuz its true
Sephiroth178 3 years ago 5
Lol, u spelled sentence wrong. HAHAHAHA
narutofan9285 3 years ago 2
haha
GANANDORF214 3 years ago
Heh, this is funny shit.
Oh, and by the way, you spelled "sentence" wrong on a skit about retarded people...irony to the extreme, lol.
zombeenieman 3 years ago 3
lol yeah... i was going
"IRONYYYYY!" in my head when i read the title.
aznbryanc 3 years ago 5
go and sit on santas lap timmy zzzzz
spikonaleash 3 years ago 3
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the guy who put this up should have been happy they ende the retarded people death SENTENCE rule.
He'd be dead
hockeyplaya2311 3 years ago
Bastard... I had a mough full of water..
jordanlwxbox 3 years ago 4
sad because im from texas but that is funny shit
NatMeitz 3 years ago
nice one nat
dontbeaplayahata1 3 years ago
ME TO! XD
pink3puppy 3 years ago
me too lol
Slayerthrasher 3 years ago
You misspelled sentence. sorry...
hyperboycomics 3 years ago
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Robin Williams should be shot, he is racist to EVERYONE!
WoWismydrug 3 years ago
he's not racist, he hates everyone equally!
bobbers7 3 years ago 14
wow, u should really lighten up. Ur a faggot who can't laugh at anything kind of bad cause ur an uptight bitch.
accountisforcomments 3 years ago 8
anyone think its funny how this is about killing retards and he spelled sentence wrong?
haha
bubbadapanda 3 years ago
he was better as mork from ork
szforlife 3 years ago
ahh whers the fun now
chikapoochoo 3 years ago 5
i dont care who you are thats fuckin funny
monkeynutjohn 3 years ago 3
Go sit on Santa's lap ZAAAP. LMAO
hectore1436 3 years ago 4
Damn they will just have to zap innocent people instead.
Mike
mikepar2 3 years ago
XD hes so funny
hokceydude5279 3 years ago 2
lol!
InuNarucrazy 3 years ago
lmao!!!
he's got the greatest creativity...
IntelligentCreature 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHHAhhhahahahahahaa!!!! :D :D
SpartanLV 3 years ago
To the people who are offended by this: It's not meant to insult you, it's a joke and a really funny one at that. Seriously, get a sense of humor. Live a little.
JadeDragon339 3 years ago 6
IS THIS FROM LIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL ???
frododarg 3 years ago
He's got it lol
changwat 3 years ago 2
Hahahahaha!!!
chevykid94 3 years ago
Robin Williams=The Shit
ThomMac777 3 years ago 5
Thats Funny shit right there!
FightingTone 3 years ago
go sit on santas lap timmy *zaaaaaaaaap*
lofl
pengin56 3 years ago 8
im from texas and even though thats not true i still crack up at that joke
lilh70 3 years ago 9
So true..hahahhhhaaahahahah
marker873 3 years ago
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not that funny really rude actually
kelliep101 3 years ago
lol cant refrain a joke cause a few out of thousands of people dont find it funny..nothing can be said in a stand up then
brillman 3 years ago 2
Yes...isn't that the point?
It's not humour if it is PC
GecSword 3 years ago
u wats crude huh ur sense of humor.
Frozenfire16 3 years ago
The face he made at the end is gold with the joke. Rob Will the legend
Penlord 3 years ago 6
I would get offended by that but he's Robin Williams, man I can't keep hating him forever! That was funny.
drcoxcentral 3 years ago
That was so wrong, but Robin makes it so right.
Marthman93 3 years ago 10
O Damn, That was so wrong. I have a stomach cramp!
jetplane2006 3 years ago
go sit on santas lap timmy *tpyyt*
deora2dude 3 years ago 3
Im not american, did they actually fried retarded people in Texas?! holy poop... but Williams version is damn good
nigeyaloo 3 years ago
omg i sud not laff but i cant stop hahahaha (hehehehe) :)
VIKPLAYGIRL 3 years ago
OMFG ROFL THAT IS FUNNY
thezoo375 3 years ago
I know it's morally wrong to laugh at this, but it can't be helped. I'm not a bad person but this is funny in a twisted way.
ZerathShadowfur 4 years ago
Nice job spelling sentenCe.....
VTP01 4 years ago
You beat me to it "VTP01".
TheRealDrache 3 years ago
lmao
bubbaduskey 4 years ago
This is true, we used to do that.
gamer749 4 years ago
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read dis
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this
put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love..
1234person5678 4 years ago
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id like to assassinate that guy
belphegor500 4 years ago
why? u from texas? oh no don't mess with texas...
i can see ur reply
ya betcha by golly, i reckon ill go and fuck my sister really quick like and ill kick ur ass.
duckhunter2223 4 years ago
That would be profiling, and profiling is wrong.
IGotUberSkillz 4 years ago
Well congrats, you just became more ignorant then the guy you were replying to.
jayers2 3 years ago 3
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lol same
hes not funny
hes old
hes done nothing for society but make retarded people happy and and not that thats a hard thing to do
WhitetrashASSKICKER 4 years ago
You Suck:(
67lyman 3 years ago 7
oh so you mean your happy?
deora2dude 3 years ago
Comment from Ralph Wiggum: "They gonna smell like hotdogs!"
Bartman953 4 years ago 6
hey thats funny
SCgirl1980 4 years ago 2
Hilarious, HAHA.
Zeanu 4 years ago
its got truth in it that we dont like but its still funny
beamer456 4 years ago 2
Go sit on santas lap timmy ZZZT LMMFAO
sin 4 years ago 2
that was hilarious!!!
AND IF YOU SAY THAT ITS MORALLY WRONG WELL THAN YOU SHOULDNT LAUGH AT PPL GETTING LIKE KICKED IN THE BALLS IM SICK OF PPL LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caimMN16 4 years ago
i feel so bad lauphing at that but you gotta admit, that is funny.
animegod301 4 years ago
man that's fucked up... but really.. there's some truth to it.
shawnw999 4 years ago
Lmao
Storm101 4 years ago
I'm sorry that was real mean ,but I thought it was funnier than hell.
Whotookminiferko 5 years ago