I invented twitter. When they asked me come up with a slogan I said "Twitter: making life easier for stalkers all day every day". They fired me. Now Im homeless.
and apparently i totally freaked and didnt say a word to my sister until me 3rd birthday (10 months later)
I Still fite wit hur now but i shout at her dat counts for sum thing dose nt it lol shes taller than me she beats me up its so not fair you should do a video on how anoying younger siblings are and ant the begging say i got the idea for this viideo from akbabz16 lolz
I got a kewl pair of purple straight pants from hottopic. They're TRIPP pants! (the brand is TRIPP) it was all of my favorite things in one. Straight pants + The color purple + Tripp = AWSOME PAIR OF PANTS!!! I freaked out cause they were on sale (TRIPP tends to be a bit expensive sometimes) I bought them and wore them the next day. (i wore them on monday 11/9...)
If i had a business it would be a fashion business called 'Quirky Works' and the slogan would be 'Its All Good.'
"I don't lie in my slogans" What about that time you said you'd start a business named No Joke and made the slogan, buy it or die. Statistically, not everyone is going to die... some might, in fact the majority might, but not all. lol
-"I'm a big kid now!"
Hahaha!
*Hugs!*
iLeaveYouWithHugs 5 months ago
mine will be called what up my homie and the slogan will be "You dont want it fine just kill me now"
Bubbles12308912 1 year ago
name of my shop: "Get a life"
slogan: "In a store near you!"
I would make BILLIONS!!!! :D
supermalluk21 1 year ago
Watching you makes me uncomfortable.
Telegmo 1 year ago
business name = GAYNESS!!
slogan = how gay!
polingkit5 1 year ago
@polingkit5 lmfao
TheTheDixons 1 year ago
I smell a lawsuit
shorgeeborgee 2 years ago 3
"He just wants to get you a loan." Love that slogan. Just say it out loud.
OneEyedSmileyFry 2 years ago 2
start was good but my interest seriously bombed afer slogans and also why you copying the communitychannel way of ending
irishnllmk 2 years ago
@irishnllmk dude, lots of people do that...to show they read the comments, and show us comments they liked!
DummerandDum 1 year ago
well pretty easy to when theres only 80
irishnllmk 1 year ago
@irishnllmk truee :/
DummerandDum 1 year ago
Besides the ending is more simillar to RWJ cause its a question answer
ClearlyDamnDecent 1 year ago
XD haha
ahaelizaNOWAY 2 years ago
I think you're pretty much amazing. Hah.
Subscribed! :)
bretgurli91594 2 years ago
i would have to say that the slogan for adulthood would have to be "fuck my life" and leave it at that
youmustdye 2 years ago
hahahhahahahahahhahaha
i dont lie in mi slogans
...no joke xD dude your funnie :)
company: i love you
slogan: so buy some shit...
mtndewchick923 2 years ago
hahah silly.
doyouknothemuffinman 2 years ago
Nooooooooooo!
Talking to myself - you do that...
Those funny hand things - you do them...
Sitting in a swivel chair and doing that side to side thing you do - I do that!
Gotta find something I do you don't! Or you do I don't!!
Yeah...McDonald's is made from shit. Ask and I'll elaborate (tell ya more).
prettyprincessanime 2 years ago
P.I.M.P !
gseth98 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
your fucking gay
muffzor 2 years ago
Buisness=Shadys retirement home
slogan=Not long now!
montazarmontazarmont 2 years ago
My business would be called
sammie fags
my slogan would be
SUE ME
duckstien 2 years ago
Bah ha ha. Witty.
hshea11 2 years ago
My company would be.....
THE SUCCESS COMPANY
(results may vary)
TheFoxOnTheRoof 2 years ago 4
My business would be Mermaids With Kermaids and its slogan would be "TAKE IT ALLLLLL!"
...don't ask.
Francis9105 2 years ago
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TeeHee. Hay, can u check out my channel.? Comment my vid please. if you want...
ifictionaful 2 years ago
haha this was clever! good work :)
thisisniki123 2 years ago
I would start a business called "Cannibal clowns" and our slogan would be "And you thought we tasted funny"
Justtubed 2 years ago
nice vid ...hmmm
business = dream works.
slogan= works for dream.
XD
SkyBlue4bluesky 2 years ago
haha nice
mtndewchick923 2 years ago
Oh thanks =]
SkyBlue4bluesky 2 years ago
I invented twitter. When they asked me come up with a slogan I said "Twitter: making life easier for stalkers all day every day". They fired me. Now Im homeless.
JebJeb55 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you are a loser
Suruasatuots 2 years ago
I lie in my slogans
because my slogan would be I'm cool
tennis123451 2 years ago
"Preston: YouTube wouldn't be the same without him." *sigh* another video well done my friend. well done. : D
Spunkied32 2 years ago
There was a time when my slogan was "Screw That Guy"....but now I mostly use "They don't call me 'armstrong' for nothing"
ChateauOfADoubt 2 years ago
Once I got a little sister wen i was 2
and apparently i totally freaked and didnt say a word to my sister until me 3rd birthday (10 months later)
I Still fite wit hur now but i shout at her dat counts for sum thing dose nt it lol shes taller than me she beats me up its so not fair you should do a video on how anoying younger siblings are and ant the begging say i got the idea for this viideo from akbabz16 lolz
do u hve any bros or sister
xxxx amy
akbabz16 2 years ago
Business: Awesomeness.
Slogan: We put the epic in awesomeness....wait
Ashes530 2 years ago
thnx for putting me in your video!
LizardIncorporation 2 years ago
I got a kewl pair of purple straight pants from hottopic. They're TRIPP pants! (the brand is TRIPP) it was all of my favorite things in one. Straight pants + The color purple + Tripp = AWSOME PAIR OF PANTS!!! I freaked out cause they were on sale (TRIPP tends to be a bit expensive sometimes) I bought them and wore them the next day. (i wore them on monday 11/9...)
If i had a business it would be a fashion business called 'Quirky Works' and the slogan would be 'Its All Good.'
NoNjiMi 2 years ago
A gas station/malt shop called
The Oil Man: We Drink Your Milkshake
juliastation 2 years ago
omg "the golden years" made me diee.
my business would be called "the andrea foundation"
the slogan would be: "worship and donate to my cause...or FACE MY FIVE FOOT TALL WRATH"
cityscapesunrise 2 years ago
Pay or Never Leave
You either buy something or live under our control.
Double Meaning.
ArelyJoana 2 years ago
Buy it Bitch =D
xDLaylapopxD 2 years ago
Floor-mart... We don't sell floors like wal-mart doesn't sell walls, but it sounds even cooler.
cheesychicken48 2 years ago
Slogan: Why do we need a slogan?
monsnap1 2 years ago
haha, i loved this video
hmm, um my business would be a
shampoo thingy.
- because your hair stinks.
lizzygoround 2 years ago
Stalkers R Us - "Think Outside the Window"
sara4886 2 years ago 2
AWESOME
elinalaula 2 years ago
a forensic cleaning company called Murder Maids
and the slogan is "When death comes knocking we come moppin"
cls87 2 years ago
@cls87 that's brilliant
Amiryfey 2 years ago
Great video. My slogan has always been.."Driving people insane for more than -- years!"
billtvmacon 2 years ago
Honestly I have no Idea what to say to you're stalker seeking information time yeah... thingy :P
but I thought i'd tell you I HAVE A MATH EXAM IN ONE HOUR AND 30 MINS! I'M NOT EVEN READY YET!!!
*runs round screaming like a head less chicken and bumps into a 'walmart'
oooooo.... they are everywhere..... :P
TylerRosexD 2 years ago
Mr. magoriums wonder imporium ! ... the real guy' s dead, so its free for all! DIBS
slogan: our name rhymes, what else do you want.
Haponago 2 years ago
The MAXimizer...you know what we do... and who needs a slogan with something like that.
Haponago 2 years ago
Black Market Organ Business
Slogan: You can give whatever you like.
also, walmart IS everwhere, NO JOKE.. haha NO JOKE, get it?! I made a joke, off of your joke. lol
CRYSonline 2 years ago
Frozen Ecliars company..... slogan will be "suck on this!"
ps...im currently eating mini eclairs, theyre hella cold man.
fallenstar104 2 years ago
yaya!!! we all get to have slogans
agriskindaawesome 2 years ago
I'd have a medieval weapons shop and call it :
SPEARS - "Come feel the not-so-soft side of it"
Then with money from that I would open up a plumbing company and call it:
Overload - "what the hell did you eat?"
scmilitarywife 2 years ago
My business would be "All Idiots Must Die inc."
My slogan would be "Where is everybody?"
IliveatArea51 2 years ago
"This video was brought to you by Wal Mart...to remind you...WE'RE EVERYWHERE"
great quote.
camdogie 2 years ago 2
business name: Mcdonalds#2
slogan: "it may not be fresh but we're better then the first!"
princessCSrulz4life 2 years ago 2
Hahaha :P Genius.
aarlarkyn 2 years ago
Bananas... oh wait wrong video
BlackWhiteSG 2 years ago
id name it "Preston and Schubes' Business of epicness"
and our slogan would be "Buy our stuff. now. i'm not kidding."
Schubes17 2 years ago
Haha, look out walmart! Here we come!
PHvlogger 2 years ago
we are definitely far superior to walmart
Schubes17 2 years ago
I'll take a cue from Soul Asylum and open Frustrated Incorporated: Put me out of my misery (I'd do it for you, Would you do it for me?)
zottepark 2 years ago
You'll take a cue from what? Is Soul Asylum a book/movie/Native American name?
PHvlogger 2 years ago
@PHvlogger its a band, the song I'm referencing is Misery
zottepark 2 years ago
Lol, that sounds like a cheerful song
PHvlogger 2 years ago
MrSlippys Squirrel Emporium!
You find em, we grind em!
turtelly 2 years ago
Lol, poor squirrels
PHvlogger 2 years ago
a product and slogan a cup to hold nuts and the slogan will be this cup will protect your nuts :D........oh wait
dannyj1221 2 years ago
coooooooooooooooooool
chei10ht 2 years ago
"I don't lie in my slogans" What about that time you said you'd start a business named No Joke and made the slogan, buy it or die. Statistically, not everyone is going to die... some might, in fact the majority might, but not all. lol
hangingwithNadine 2 years ago
No, non will survive. I'll make sure of it! Lol
PHvlogger 2 years ago
that's the joke, durr
elinalaula 2 years ago
AND FOURTH! BOO YEAH! I love this idea
and your mom...
imtheclassnerd 2 years ago
My mom said to tell you there is someone else . . . it is YOUR mom.
PHvlogger 2 years ago
no am 1st
ThePanther08 2 years ago
second :D
AidanSpeaks 2 years ago
am i 1st...?
Myfkduplilworld 2 years ago
my buisness would be called the 2012 nuts,and my slogan is "You're going to die anyway,now give me your money"
Myfkduplilworld 2 years ago
AH! I can't wait for that movie! I'm so pumped!
PHvlogger 2 years ago