Big Fat Bum

[Mrejdaddy]

One of his best!

[wtfisgoingon13]

im in tears this song is awesome !!!

[jorandle88]

@simonacdcwright its diesel dyke mate!

[LeoDLuffy]

Seen Kev twice at a local venue, and he still cracks me up every time I hear some of his songs, '....and a moustache like a mon' haha

[z06lingin]

9 Bitches with Big Fat Bums watched this.

[megsky10]

we found this tape in gutter who wood of guesed lool

[stimps1983]

Bloody classic

[perkins1996]

its been years since i last heard his songs



[chansenorsan]

One word fits this song - CLASSIC

[triger995]

lol BANNED HER FROM BINGO CAUSE SHE FARTS TO F**KING MUCH LMAO

[davebigman1]

love this fucking bloke ! dam shame that we cant buy his cd's over here ! i think i will speak to my cousin who like's in australia !

[sean170672]

@davebigman1 hello just to let you know you can buy cd's of kevin over here im in luton bedfordshire many fue ststions sell then

hope this helps mate

[samoankings1994]

@davebigman1 itunes ftw

[rimrod17]

i love this song 2

[Hybird1344]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KICKASS

[BBQsaucee]

What a legend... Aussie FTW

[killerdudecris]

if i ever head back over to good ole australia, i have to find where this wanker is.it might cost me my entire freaking life savings to see em but its worth it

[lisafs1]

this my song to all my wonderful english clan that i love... not taking the piss, just having a giggle!! hee hee!!

[jjaypatton]

Shes got a big fat bum, it weigh half a fuckin ton. bloody great Bloody Wilson

[sue2486]

lol @ yus all

[kinherts]

By the bollocks btween the buttock of her big fat bum..... CLASSIC KEV !

[MrDwainpipe]

mint haha fookin mint

[landrover110able]

rockyboy117 wats up? to close to home?

[leeham991]

This is truly phenomenal xD

[ROCKYBOY117]

i love kev but i gotta say this is his worst song

[Kriiddy]

he always comes to do songs in .a at the rsl/vmc club in w.a (: i sing rainbpw over the rock with him (: legit fukin kunt he is haha (:

[Megapitbull100]

i love kev haha keep it up mate :)

[BrightyBabyy]

This reminds me of christmas for some reason lol o.o

[CherryJayxxx]

Lol XD

[kazzmpike]

haven't heard this in ages. cheers mate

[staceyxmedlyn]

haha funny as fuck thanks for making me laugh x

[cruss60]

ha ha ha [claps] so frigen funny eh

[c1egg]

sounds like my missis lmao

[bizeelizzie1]

ir reminds me of that cow on ebay that gave me a red feed back lolol every time i read it i think of this . this is her song lolololol brilll xxxxxx

[WORSHIPthekingELVIS]

Lol

[halifaxtown1961]

the aussies are funny as fuck hahahahaha

im English & love kev

[Dandadudemedia]

@halifaxtown1961 My Dad's a Chelsea guy and we put this on the stereo full blast when mums out and we can hear the neighbours laugh too!

[xGSxMayhem94]

what the hell is this?

[CIAfreak]

Oz humour mate...feckin hilarious.

[xGSxMayhem94]

no.i thinks it's funny. lol but it's fucking weird

[BADGTS]

This is old school Aussie humor

[piecrust123456789]

this reminds me of my intermeadit teacher

[CIAfreak]

Shes got a big fat bum

It weigh half a fucking ton

Youve not seen no'in like it

Son. Her big... fat ...bum

(OK, that's all the words. Not in proper order though. Now sing along wi' Kev!)

[CIAfreak]

Shes got a big fat bum It weigh half a fucking ton Me little willys frightened Of her big fat bum It was tragic but it was funny Cos that night there in the pub When I come back from the dunny Me little pommy mate was gone And it broke my heart to see him Being dragged out of that pub By the bollocks between the buttocks Of her big fat bum

[CIAfreak]

ÂSheÂs got a big fat bum It weigh half a fucking ton Fucking hairy, fat and ugly With her big fat bum Then he passed his glass and asked me ÂCould I have another one? Cos tonightÂs our anniversary And IÂm to frightened to go home Cos sheÂll have stockings and suspenders And her fancy knickers on SheÂll want a nookie and a love bite On her big fat bumÂ

[CIAfreak]

Shes got a big fat bum It weigh half a fucking ton Fucking wearing out our sofa On her big fat bum Then he quietly reassured me Didnt always look like that She was a trim lass when we wedded Her arse werent always fat Now shes got a fucking fat arse And a moustache like her mum Theres hair up there as well As on her big fat bum

[CIAfreak]

Shes got a big fat bum It weigh half a fucking ton Fucking pongs an all it does You know. Her big fat bum And in the evening if we go out She pays double on the bus And they banned her from the bingo Cos she farts to fucking much So thats why most night youll find me On me own here in the pub While shes home watching telly On her big fat bum

[CIAfreak]

He was a weedy little bastard Going bald and really thin I reckon henpecked was a word They made up just for 'im But with every beer he knocked back His confidences swelled Till he became ten foot tall Fuckin bullet proof as well Then this gallant little pommy Waved his finger in the air I know shell fuckin kill me But I dont fuckin care Then the pub sprung to attention When he give the bar a thump Ive held me fuckin tongue too long About her big fat bum

[CIAfreak]

Shes got a big fat bum It weigh half a fucking ton Youve not seen no'in like it Son. Her big fat bum Cor! you should see her in the morning Over breakfast Oh! My god Sat there with a fucking fag end Sticking out her gob With her hair all up in curlers And her fluffy slippers on With fucking blow flies buzzing Round her big fat bum"

[littulbabes]

ledge ov a song (Y)

[Jangofett221]

This is definately one of my favourites

[HEREFORDSURREY]

this is absolutely hilarious top top tune kev. keviiiiiin fucking legend

[thfc4eva37]

Im crying with laughter even after hearing this song a million times! KBW what a legend! =]

[HEREFORDSURREY]

at least you got good taste in comedy nlike football lol kbw is true true legend

[thatguy76273625]

haha

WHAT A SICK CUNT!!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE U KEV!!!!!

but not in an adult way

ur such a fuckin cheiffffff

[fatmanjankin]

ure so funny mman i love ure song

[shottieg12]

wot a fukin legend laugh my b*****ks off everytime i listen to these songs.

[12ZAKARIA12]

fukin legend this is gold 5 *****

[elio2269]

I'd like to dedicate this song to my wife and her big fat ass!

[Josie1709]

Dedicated to my Best friend ... love yooh

Gemma xx

[123123joey]

hehe the tune is so catchy oooooo it is just so funny hehe poor lil pomie :)

[cowtippingrocks]

now shes gotta fucking fat ass and a moustach like her mom.. haha classic shit.

[That90sKid13]

the word is mum lol

[cowtippingrocks]

hahaha. Im canadian.. too much of a yankee influance since 90 percent of us live less than 80 miles from the boarder >:P

[That90sKid13]

lol

[billysvideos12]

lol this reminds me of me mum XD from the bit when he talks about her in morning lol

[RiPHendrix5796]

BooOOOo000BSZZZ

[bennyinchatham]

ive just been dumped by a fat bird. i now love this song so so much

[bougheysvendsen]

LOL simply LOL!!

[LeBonsgirl]

This is the greatest song i've heard. I like this song. It's a bit weird but i love it a LOT!!

Michelle Anne Scott

[johnwebb66]

i like the fart festival keep makin them sort of songs i love the othes anyway!

[lisac165]

kev is a legend and he is amazing i have seen him live in october last year he is best when he is doing a show live

[dazza362MOBB]

ahahaha my dad mates with him ahaha they use to be in a band togetter ahaha kev ur the best

[owenlangley]

fucking legend!

[westside455]

LOL! Who thinks of this shit? lol Only kevin!!

[Nickstar19Online]

Kev Rocks Thumbs Up For kev Yall

[Moyjoe]

I must agree he is a fool! never seen him live nice1 for makin me jealous vickyt25!!!!!

[vickyt25]

amazing!! going to see him live, cant wait... guy below said shit??? whatever you fool!

[tamhamilton]

shit

[lordmoggy]

mawahahahaha ;p

[1116tom]

You fucking legend kevin i bloody love you so much bloody funny songs you make makes me laugh so much my chest hurts and i cry

kevin bloody wilson is playing live in Eastbourne IN East Sussex 24th of oct

I love you Kevin Keep on making theses brilliant songs

[15pounddelivery]

Funniest bloke i have seen live for a long time

[paulnty]

who needs rodney

[glaslad2]

kevs the best

[nimysta]

antipodean genius

[timx73]

long live kev.

[poptech78]

my my has a big fat bum but i dont care she got big tits so all the guys stare at them

[jayden453]

wat a fukn funny ass sick fkn catoon tho funny song

[XTIRP8]

ace tune