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  • when he opens it, it reminds you of the film 'alien' when the eggs open and the facehuggers crawl out

  • munch for when you have the munchies

  • This kebab is well small compared to your mums

  • @professoryaffle lol this is brill, I miss you guys and Dave looks so happy! Stoneys sweet vocals rule! X x have a pint in the Queens for me please buddy! X x

  • You sounds like your from derby???? we got a shop like that near us, the kebabs are massive !!! love kebabs!!!

  • My penis after I die.

  • i saw larger ones, this is too small

  • @danielrentube Yeah yeah. Heard it all before. Upload your "larger ones" if they exist.

  • Were can I get that please tell me need that lushus kebab in my mouth lol

  • nan bread is disgusting with kebab, normal baked bread is delicious :-)

  • were the hell do u live im moving there :)

  • no man, you can't make my turkish kebab look like this.

    this look like dinasour poop

  • hmm

  • Where did you get that? It looks immense.

  • Dig it boys!

  • Fuckin' Hell

  • it looks like a soiled nappy!!!lol

  • i live in turkey and there are so many delicious food sample: kebap , beyti , sutlac , baklava , lahmacun vs.

  • hah i get ones like dat man from the spice guru unreal man u can be sure of a nights hearburn after though :L:L

  • That kebab looks disgusting!

  • ale bym opierdolil

    

  • Fokeing hell

  • looks like poo and vomit.

  • i love the smile at the end!!!! thumbs up

  • any one he shit him self the next day.

  • its amazing bro woow i cant eat this kebab

  • Good god - di they call the kebab "Norman"????

  • Right in the ashtray dude!!

  • YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE KEBAB AND DONER

  • double rainbow all the way

  • fuck you, i'm hungry now!

  • I read today that as you get older you only laugh properly about three times a day! Well, I've just laughed about 4 times so cheers professoryraffle.

  • I'll Have Two!

  • that's average kebab.

  • I love shop owners who take the risk to cook special stuff for cusmoers, like super mental burger, or kabab, i mean once in a while. those are the shops i got oo

  • Go on dave!!

  • This is baby kebab????

  • only the british!

  • You can take over this big menu as a favor with him/..

  • that isnt the largest or the biggest !

  • The biggest Kebab in the world.

    Because Burger King, Mcdonald's, KFC, Taco Bell AND Wendy's all failed to kill you.

  • where did you get that from Viallis

  • I wanna see a video of the guy eating it, and another one of the ambulance arriving.

  • Ærs!

  • it's like a new born baby your gonna eat there lol

  • @iluvj00 That's my favourite comment so far! And there's been a few : )

  • Bet he shat himself on the wae home

  • looks like my brunch

  • i've eaten one kebab yesterday and it was so tasty but so small and expensive :<

  • Now enjoy your heart attack lol

  • I want one....yeah..=)

  • "Fucking hell!" lol.

    Eat up, and have another pint :)

  • its looking so ugly

  • doesnt loock good

  • Expensive..

  • Did he died ?

  • Did he die? Actually

  • Eat up, Boys!!

  • £18 welll spent cos now I WANT IT :(

  • That is not the world's largest kebab... the worlds largest kebab is the Hunger Buster available from the King Kahri takeaway in Sheffield, England. It is eaaaasily 20 inches long and features 4 different kinds of meat.

  • delicious proud of that

  • That's about howmuch I eat for dinner every evening. I just have a huge appetite and don't gain any weight. Plus I love kebab, that would help too downing this.

  • i could eat that only after smoking a few buckets

  • Go on son! Ave at it :D Legend!!!!

  • That sir is proper food!! Go on big Dave!!

  • Big Dave is a fucking legend!!

  • Nom nom nom!

  • i wud love to try and eat tht in one sitting :D

  • i want to eat it

  • Zam Zam do those in dundalk its a kebab for two.. its not that big... 4 stomachs..lol

  • thats not kebab, thats shit,only in adana (turkey) u can eat si$ kebap

  • fooking hell

    lmfao

  • there's no way in hell anyone could finish that in one sitting! its the size of about 4 stomachs! you'd have to be a cow!!!

  • Yes that is a big kebab,they do one in doncaster,maybe not as big but it consists of doner meat,chicken tikka chunks beef chunks lamb chunks shami kebab(spicey sausage)onion bhaji,in a big nan bread,and ya get a pot of chilli,pot of mint yoghurt and a bag of salad.Bloody georgous.

  • thats descosting sry for my bad writing

  • ASH TRAYS A LITTLE OFF PUTTING

  • It looks foekin disgusting

  • That's fucking delicious ! =D

  • The language they speak is "northern" and £18 is about a months salary.

  • hahahaha

  • @oneindapink (what a tosser you are then!!!)

  • @lambocarz I'm sorry, what I meant to say is £18 is a YEARS salary, boy it's fucking grim up north.

  • @oneindapink We're lucky if we get that.

  • @oneindapink im a northern monkey too pal.hahahahahaahahhahahahaha

  • @lambocarz ....you might want to try the NHS then if you're "Nothern" it's free and they might be able to help you out, much love and God speed x x.

  • @oneindapink lol im northern you fag and that is not northern there speaking and i probably make more money in a month than you do in a year you southern monkey fuck brain ill buy your council house and set it on fire

  • @paul417791 ......The paper boys down here earn more than you northern minge horses, and it looks like it's back to school for you, thicko!!

  • @oneindapink

    Lol. Southerner.

  • @oneindapink The language we speak is English, and we earn just as much money as you bunch of fairies. Be careful when youre out at night you might get stabbed by a black man.

  • @bfcricky No, it's Northern. And I'm Northern. I earn £18 a month and spend £17 of it on kebabs.

  • @oneindapink hahahaa

  • fat brits

  • @STEVENxIZxKHAN fat Brits? wtf do u come from

  • Fucking Hell!

  • foooocking hell

  • wtf

  • Hasina's in Sheffield does bigger kebabs than that

  • never eath this shit ever

  • The worlds worst looking kebab.

  • You already eated it, thats your throw-up, right?

  • i could do with one of those now

  • Whats the point

  • where did you get this kebab from? i want one!

  • F**kin' hell indeed. What a monster!!

  • that looks disgusting, no wonder there are so many fatties in england. But i would eat it anyway.

  • I'm in love....that looks almost TOO good. :)

  • Very interesting *lol*

    Thanks for sharing.

    5 stars.

  • it looks like someone shit in a tortilla or something

  • Looks like a wrapped up used diaper from a 2 year old who shat bricks.

    Nonetheless, that's one hell of a kebab.

  • it still looks disgusting lol

  • hahahaha you must ov had a shite as big as a pringles tube day after dude,fair play to yer pms!

  • whats kebab?

  • wow...lol

    i want one haha

  • If you're very lucky mate. It's normally ostrich cock or donkey bell-end or something.

  • @professoryaffle He didn't, but I'm pretty sure one of the other 17 supplicants that tried to see this monster off actually did. Still, it would have been too soon for the extra-hot chili sauce to have worked its way through...

  • @professoryaffle LOL.. WHAT OTHER? HUMAN ASS? hahaha! XD JOKINN!

  • thats like a whole camel right there

  • Nice one!! Is that gay Dave from Big Brother 09? Sounds like it!!

  • i have seen bigger

  • all you need now is a cheecky stella

  • OHH FOCKEN HELL lmfao

  • Did you eat it? xd

  • all you need now is a bucket of garlic mayo =)

  • now ur nyt out afta gettin pissed is complete! did u share??

  • not that big... ;)

  • KEBAB AHHHH!

  • Baby diper !

  • omg that looks so buuuuff

  • That looks awesome.....mmmmm

  • i fucking want one

  • im adding this to my favorites ! ...i just orderd a donner kebab with 4 pounds worth of meat and naan lol aand chips...aaand chilli sauce and chutney with salad...mmmmm

  • Naaaah! I´ve had bigger.

  • wow you sound fat

  • Not sure which one you mean, but ironically the fattest guy there (who's smiling kebab-ready face you see at the end) is the only one who doesn't speak.

  • he must be dead now right? lol

  • where is this place ? i wanna order one....

  • wooh i was the 66,666 visitor

  • your mum was the 66,667 visitor

  • hahahaha!!

  • goddam that looks delicious!

  • U seen my video in response to this

    Worlds largest belly

  • look like shit

  • where did you get this?!!!

  • so thats where fat people are being produced.

  • they did do good ones at pizza city but i dnt know anymore i havnt eaten ther in some time lol god i want a kebab

  • were did you get this from i must know!

  • watched ur clip with my son, kebabs are no longer food they are our new religion, tell your mate FUCKING HELL is the only response for a monster fucking kebab like that

  • Wow dude that must have burned like hell at the craper the next day :P

  • WHAT a fuckin legend

  • Fucking hell!! You lucky bastard.

  • Dave u lucky Bastard!!!!!!

  • i love donor kebabs with shish.

  • that looks awesome...

  • Did he eat it all?

  • It fed 17 people...

  • Brilliant

  • kebabs are the shit

  • yh coz u eat pig which the pig feds with his own poo and then eat it which gave u a brain damage from eating it and then u went on youtube writing the comment "kekabs are the shit" u eat the shit fukin retard fat usa boii! u felt stupid after readin this ini obesice boi now go to ur mamas arms and tell her to feed u with porks!

  • You know what I just realized? That your mouth is the perfect size for my cock!

  • They are once I have finished with them

  • oooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmgggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggggggg 8gftff6t75d76g6f O_O

  • Damn! I want that kebab with cold Canadian beer and watch hockey while I enjoy it.

  • wow your gonna eat that? they make it like shit! dont buy doner from canada lol

  • Trust me, you wouldn't go near this stuff without a nightfull of beer inside you. It's drunken food and that's all. :-)

  • im guessing the brown stuff is poop

  • fooooking hell fooking hell that looks yummy

  • Fooking hell i could MURDER A KEBAB RIGHT NOW.

  • yo quiero uno como ese

  • how much is a pound

  • Aww you all sound english and i live in sco, im fucking jelous =(

    i want one =(

  • DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!! >:C

    YOU HAVE MADE ME HUNGRY!!! :P

    Nice XD

  • lol thats fucking biggass!

  • mmmmmmmmmm

  • "foooking heeelll" lol..

  • We call them all kebabs in this country. It's got donner kebab meat and shish kebab meat on it so they get roundly called 'kebabs'. Anyway, The World's Largest Shawarma sounds stupid.

  • He's right, different names for different countries