Countess Luann - Chic, C'est La Vie (Official Video)

[AnnieTheModernMovie]

Thumbs up if The Wil Show parody was better than this,

[soup14215]

girl the shade in this song is amazing

[JaiiMvX]

lmao i love it

[chasef89]

It's nice to see that some pop stars at least bother to write their own shit

[chasef89]

"Jams, Jet, Silhouettes"... Are jam and silhouettes things of luxury? Because I've got some jam in the fridge, and EVERYTHING has a silhouette

[timm9]

Whats all on that white tray 0.33? Thanks.

[bdsss]

la piscine, j'adore la piscine

[abnerangel96]

Best dance gif on tumblr tbh c: xD

[hollywoodlove33444]

Horrible

[zimmawoman]

KELLY, THE JELLYBEANS!

[TheCarley25]

MP

[z09zaa]

Thumbs up if you came here from Real Housewives of NYC

[circus1706]

love it



[lordefuck]

QUEEN

[Anichols321]

I don't get it? Why does this video have so many down votes?

[MrIlyaki]

@Anichols321 cause its shit mate

[Anichols321]

@MrIlyaki It's not my personal taste but it's not a BAD song.

[mrjacobvyork]

"Kelly bring the Jelly Beans!" lolololololol! That just reminded me of that episode of RHONY! HAHAHAHAHA!

[xmagneticx]

DA FUCK

[watchMEshyne]

who gave cruella de'ville a record deal

[Sanctimoniouslyawful]

She looks like a drag queen.

[JesiDalconzo]

KELLY BRING THE JELLYBEANS!!!!!!!!!

[cccodywa]

She and her son toured my school today. Doesn't seem like the kind of place she'd want to send her kid, what with the cows and working in the dining hall kitchen and all.

[oswaldo9127]

I love this song. for all the haters out there. if you don't like this song, then don't watch it. get a life, idiots. love you Countess. you rock :)

[bballer91ful]

why this old bitch going to parties?

[DramaKaw]

@bballer91ful Because she's the Countess. Why else?

[Spencertk7]

It's been months and I still love this song! Call me crazy!

[Tree1010Lover]

and i thought rebecca blacks its friday song was the worst

[Tree1010Lover]

more like "COUNTLESS" lol

[rocklulu1879]

lol 

[13luckoftheirish13]

This song is oddly catchy...

[Kaerisse]

I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SONG. no regrets.

[timm9]

@Kaerisse lots dislikes.

[kittenwithagun]

Is this supposed to be rap?

[rainbowunicorn2424]

KELLY !!!!!!!! THE FREAKING JELLYBEANS !!!!!!!!

[silentevil77]

Talk with music over it hmmm....My lord will she do an album with Metallica 0_0

[DevastatingDavizz]

The beat sounds way too much like "California Gurls" btw.

[DramaKaw]

@DevastatingDavizz How? O.o

[Disney9Princess]

LOL elegANCE...

[dillonco92]

this is, amazing

[lycan29]

This is just baaad. Desperate 4 attention or what?

[EDT3270]

Yall mad?

[sa2120]

I thought this was a joke! But l guess she's serious! lol!!!

[bxabi0]

this is just sad

[zimmawoman]

imagine if this was your mom....mortifying

[jouwlucht]

Hah, the overall message of her two songs is not bad. It's just her apparent lack of talent for singing. I like it, though ;)

[alexF1989]

this is just so embarrassing

[RiianxMangaka]

The countess? this woman needs to live in the real world and stop taking nicknames her mates give her to make her look like an idiot on TV :')

[mking624]

@RiianxMangaka Actually that IS her title, not just a nickname. It was a courtesy title given to her as a result of her marriage to a French count. Though they divorced in 2009, she retained her title. Though I do think it's quite stupid to parade the title around as though she's some sort of royalty or has any importance.

[RiianxMangaka]

@mking624 Oh well I'm English so we don't hear much from them apart from the one hour slot they get during the weekdays when nobody watches TV :') tbh even if she did have that title it still makes her look ridiculous especially to then embarrass herself with this song and her Money can't buy you class stuff :P

[BufordStone]

Even as camp this is somewhat painful.

[bobbythefirstkingdom]

We want a full version of La Piscine, 30 Rock!

[CukrovaBabika]

isn't she too old ? :D

[80smusicfanNO1]

@CukrovaBabika

Too old for what? To live?

[flyingmonkeys52]

baaaahahahahahaha what is this??

[sonicgenki]

This is everything that is wrong with the world.

[80smusicfanNO1]

@sonicgenki

She can't pronounce elegance properly

[9raider]

lol at the dancing at 2:11

[justmemama]

I like her...lol!

[Cathydoescovers]

what in the name of fuck is this.

[syrfnr]

You gotta admit it's pretty catchy.. But this is fucking hilarious!

[Dougbishop100]

I Love Luann! She's the only reason I ever watched Real Housewives & New York is the only version I watch :) love u Countess!! Ur an insperation & my hero 3

[djfog86]

6084 people have working ears

[rainbowunicorn2424]

this song is hella bad but to admit it its kinda catching :/

[juniorz1]

@rainbowunicorn2424 "Oh mirror on the wall......I guess it's not his call..."

[Jeolish]

@rainbowunicorn2424 So agree lol

[umasimon108]

I enjoyed this. thank you.

[xSerru]

She sounds bad even with autotune.

[itsmelittlej]

sounds like a drag queen. stick to being rich, countess

[senatorkaty]

This is shameless and is a disgrace to the very notion of musical expression. People with such refined, practised and natural talent should have 400k views, not this tripe. The only reason it's popular is a) because of a ridiculous and blatant exhibition of crazy women who parade themselves on international television to make themselves famous only for being crazy bitches and b) because it's hilarious this woman and all of her 'Yes Men' think she actually has musical talent. C'est un fait

[glottis5]

this is absolutely awful, but i might have mildy enjoyed it if it were recorded in italy in 1983 because of kistch/retro value

[maverickstarchild]

what a joke

[krasteva89]

The new DJ Bobo

[letusgetreal]

Can I have back that 3 minutes of my life? Sil Vous Plait.

[Fabulousitist]

KELLY, THE JELLYBEANS!

[juniorz1]

@Fabulousitist She may as well have said- Kelly- Your breakdown!

[footieballer]

Must be an investment bank "mistress"...

[sharkmen007]

ummmm, i don't think that is the correct way to pronounce elegance

[92kid1]

-__-... This "music" video makes me cringe. Looks like they're trying too hard... But I can't stop watching, it's like a bad accident scene.

[ToastyElephant]

Does this sound like California Girls to anyone?

[SultanaLotus]

wow its a really funny parody of the one on 30 rock

[pjlg]

La Piscine, J'adore La Piscine

[holt2k]

I got cancer, HIV and space madness from watching this clip.

[Fabulousitist]

KELLY, THE JELLYBEANS!

[sacremende]

30 Rock just made fun of this.

[RafaelFernandeSantos]

@sacremende Damn, the sixth season should've started in my country already.

[DjShwuigy]

what the fuck.....?? is this for real??

[spiral3333]

For some reason I like this xD but so pompous. 

[burentu]

Why, in the name of God's ass, is this video related when i listen to the music of Gil Scott Heron?

[Yngelel]

Shit gets into your head. Don't try to tell me you weren't singing and popping your pussy to this as you waited for the bus today.

[PianoAnalyst]

@Yngelel I wasn't, because unlike you, I have self-respect. intelligence, and good taste in music.

[Yngelel]

@PianoAnalyst hah my lord I was being sarcastic. All the bands I listen to are impeccable. Eat glass.

[PianoAnalyst]

@Yngelel Get cancer and die.

[greenpeach20]

Didn't she lose the title of Countess when she and her husband got divorced?

[PrideUBC]

@greenpeach20 according to her, she keeps it until she remarries. isnt that what happened with princess di too? I forget. I was like 4....

[Sue8sylvester]

Total waste of oxygen

[Sue8sylvester]

TRASH

[TheJenica85]

worst video ever....she wasn't even singing,she was talking.

[AdeandaGuinaldo]

is she singing or reading? i'm confused.

[igotjuice007]

I just feel bad for the children of these has beens

[ZeRo2545]

Really guys? Dislike a non-autotuner. I've lost all hope for humanity.

[niknelson94]

Do u think she beats off once or twice a day?

[Paint4ever2]

Can't tell whether a parody or just retarded...

[41coach41]

Brazen self-indulgence run amuck....

[epicsr]

What the hell did i just clicked?

[teresadesantis1]

Does this woman think she can sing just because she is named a "Countess"??? Her self esteem is waaaay to high!! voice lessons maybe??

[coolguy852]

fuck you guys I LOVE THIS SONG.

[stallface]

Press 4 for adventures everyday in drag form!

[HollyoaksAddict6]

the girl in the limo with luann is jill and the other girl is kelly! from real housewives from new york

[TheBrandNameShoe]

umm you aren't singing thats just talking... the only person that got away with talk-singing is johnny cash

[Shamusnxaviersmommy]

HUUUH?????!!!!??!! never knew "talking" counted as "singing" .............. really?! yeaaa sure there madam countess ur sooo chic...keep ur day job, u know the one where u get paid to do nothing and cameras film it all then spit it out to the masses for tv non-entertainment!!!!!!!

[MrVodkaking]

@Shamusnxaviersmommy you've never heard of rap music? huh? thats just talking...and half of the rappers can't sing either, they utilize the autotuner

[TeamPayneUK]

I LOVE LUANN FT HATERS



[chainsawmonk]

Justin biebers father, rebecca blacks uncle. They all dont have talent

got to hand it to her, still better love story than twilight

generic comments are generic

[RECONCAMO69]

Thumbs up if u think this chick has a huge penis.

[livelifelovebeauty]

Reply: you are a drag queen right?

[livelifelovebeauty]

When she has all that makeup on.... Hi my name is countess Luann.

[AnnaKelseyy]

I wanna slap her

[bronxy04]

You know what I'm not mad at the countess...as a matter of fact I'm mad at myself. How dare me put myself through this...what did I ever do to me to deserve this?? Excuse me whilst I have a word with the mirror

[teresadesantis1]

@bronxy04 No kidding.She thinks she is amazing when there are women fighting fires, nursing and rescuing small dogs and she thinks she is so amazing for talking a song? REALLY???

[Cbarlow1]

what a waste of life.

[00hollister74]

is this a spoof

[duongy167]

press 9 for evil laugh

[mahmoudabdallah100]

Ultimate douche bag @2:28

[ThetaWavesSSBB]

that's a big kitchen, guize, where's the sammiches?

[orlandoboi258]

We have arrived...to hell.

[SnugBmw]

I would like this awful music to go away.

[QueenofDiamonds1391]

i hate how she says "elegance"

[Cokasianable]

The fact that she's mispronouncing the french makes me want to crawl into a hole and die. =____=

[AnnaKelseyy]

whata fuck.Shes not even singing.shes talkin. You are too old.GTFO

[jaymeleighdavis]

I wanted to kill myself through this whole video. Omg.

[Subdivajizable]

you're like 90 what the hell is wrong with you

[Subdivajizable]

dam so if i come $12 can you guys help me make one?

[Subdivajizable]

what the hell?

[saharapage1]

This is just awful! This is talking not singing.

[theaveragesensitive]

This is awkward.

[paragirl91]

Did no one find this extremely catchy after a while haha =P Have to say that Luann looks bloody amazing

[GLaDOSV6]

"Ultra Music is one step ahead in the world of dance music and is a leading independent electronic label" more like one step backwards.

[Jasonsterling71]

These seem like the most boring people ever.

[Jasonsterling71]

When the class revolution is written about in history books this sort of sh-t is going to be referenced again and again. "Let them eat cake" indeed.

[taiwansabrina]

theres only one note through out the whole song!!!!

[8OresamA8]

WTF is going on?I just opened a page and it was corporated in it ._______. I got a schock!O.O''

And seriously, this above is what you call "sing"?Mah ù.ù

[mandy96ful]

ehh she's not even singing xD

[Sugarbaby11210]

shes talkn not singing.. poor lu ann i watch the show and she thinks shes better than every1.

[bronte009]

she looks and sounds like a fucking drag queen

[crazyjemgal]

oh. my. god. what the fuck. this is not singing, its more like deep voice talking...... ew

[coal4life]

Are there really people like that out there?

[mrmoose8memorris]

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[bibbidibobbidiboosta]

lol reminds me of kim kardashians mother.

[belledejour72]

@bibbidibobbidiboosta At least Kim K´s mom works and has a brain.

And doesnt try to sing.

[shtz911]

totally looks like a drag

[SunbeltRyders]

Who is this guy?

[xxRetroDJxx]

What am I watching .. O_O

[MiSzV3ABlanKiTa]

Sounds like a drag...

[belledejour72]

@MiSzV3ABlanKiTa And looks like one.

[janewiseman]

she just put this out so that people would still have to refer to as 'countess'

[FadedFromWinter]

this was painful to listen to

[riplearaelothian]

elegaaance

[TTHeavensent]

Idk these feels like one of those motivational songs they give you to try to make you feel better..she's talking through it though..

[BelieveInPurpleT]

someone needs to tell her she can't carry a tune :P

[gustawo212]

I love this song, I love her...leave Countess Luann aloneeeeee

[castellanossaidy]

oh my, worst mistake of my life. who even likes this shit...i dont.

[LaughItUp667]

"confident and cool" LOL PFFT AS IF. hahaha

[Phycetee]

I think I'm gonna throw up!!! I stopped watching at 1:14

[elisebaby13]

when does the singing start?

[theyukarimobile]

God this makes me cringe.