Shit Questions

[danz4pkm]

is santa real? lol

[BARRICADE10]

what was it like being raised by amish raichus? =D

[SasoriSands]

O.o... Shes soo hottt!! and the accent makes it even BETTER

[charlieskies]

i've done her up the ass

[SasoriSands]

Very nice!

[HatticusRex]

he has, it's true

[SasoriSands]

hahahaha xD

[ILUVDANNY2264]

haha my computer cherps and was doing it thru this whole video i thought it was u at first so it made this video even more funny then it already was........hahaha

[AlyALIVE]

Heres a question.

what actualy is a question? [;

[Zell0at]

2 questions:

Where d'you come from ? No, shit question.^^ i only wanna kno what country you re from.

D'you really love everybody?!

Whats your favourite shit question? ohh.. that was the third question.. dont mind.^^

c ya

[SeagoIsNotDead]

if i state that this question is not a question does that still make it a question?

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

im such a genius.

i feel like a right dick now.

ANNNYWAY

uhmm

yeah

[PineappleOxide]

Yes, it's a question.

Tradah.

[flooperstein5]

what is your favorite band???

[BlacknWhiiteRaiinbow]

Would You eat 4 Bananas In a Row? (:

[frumpyframpton]

I suppose the real question that needs asking is: how can you wear a wonderwoman tshirt, a symbol of power and strength, and yet succumb to the tediousness of a q&a video? I suppose I won't hold it against you =]

[odetoinsanity]

Which is better.

My Chemical Romance

Rihanna.

Thankssssss.....

[stevatio]

hey how old are you whats ur real name?

will you marry me? plssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss

[stavacore]

she's a little blow job Queen isn't she?

[HatticusRex]

she definitely isn't

[bs4anubis]

LOLOLOLOL you sure? jk XD

[Braskus]

i love you to <3

[friesianzfozzel]

Do you like the mighty boosh? (:

[DJBADBOY224]

Lol u iz funny as fok anywayz umm

what trend r u

y did u deside to do utube#

Ummm

do u lv me then

do u think u r funny

[tammpon]

You are adorable so I blame nothing!

I wanna ask is that a vintage wonderwommen tee shirt or is it a replica?

Sorry that is a shit question ani't it? Forget it..ima just leave now! :P

peaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[oosvn]

oh oh oh...

n which is ur fav pokemon character, apart from pikachu??????????????

[Zell0at]

not everybody plays/watched pokemon. ^^ ?!

and i bet 15/16 year-olds for usual dont play^^

[NicIsNotANinja]

hmm... question question question... If you could buy one youtuber who wou;d it be and how much would you pay?

...out of curiosity obv.. its not market research i swear =P

[NicIsNotANinja]

*discoveres answers video has already been made*

shit.

[HatticusRex]

LOL seeing as the video's already been made i'll answer it anyway. I'd buy you for 10p.

[oosvn]

oh my question is... actually 2...

1st) which subject you love the most (sci, math,...)?

2nd) what you wanna be?

[Barnezy91]

G'Wizz a chance to ask someone i'm never gunna meet a question that i don't care whether it gets answered.

What should i ask? a random question i want an answer for? eg.

'Do Chickens Have Teeth?'

Or a question personal to you like..

'Have you ever woken up, knowing you won't do anything that day, and thought fuck it, i cant be bothered to wash today, ill do it tomorrow!?

[UpTheShambles21]

are you actually going to read every single response and determine which questions to answer? If so, I would like to know how long it took you.

[lboy190]

My question would be would you rather have one of your arms morphing into an octupus tentacle or growing another eye on your forehead, like a cyclops.

[SubscriberZOO]

Wow apiffiny I have it.

Do you think you will ever get enof nonshit Questions to make you're new video?

[SubscriberZOO]

How old are you?

What is you're real name?

Were do you live?

Do you like cheese?

If you saw god would you see a shrink?

Do you know the muffin man?

Do you relly hate Shit Questions? if not

What size are you're breast?

[Beetz72]

faaaat....thiiin....faaattt...­.thiiinnn...faattt...thi???? HAA HAAA! you disgust me :D

[HatticusRex]

LMAO GOOD! :P

[Beetz72]

why do i get thumbs down :(

[TheStallion86]

Can i take you out ;-)

I dont mean with a shot gun or anythin!

[1337Kr15]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[bluejeanedbaby]

What do you think about the whole youtube 'in crowd'.. haha.

hopefully thats not too shit.

[BamItsRo]

what is your name ?

how old are you?

where do you live?

XD

[troof12345]

What do you think about American guys?

[BexBullet]

Do you have a favourite Poke'mon character?

AND WHY!?

WHYYYYY!?

[20SasukeUchiha07]

lulz @ the "you're cute" and "sex me" comments

Question -

What is your favourite type of toast?

[jimbo222000]

???

[thebeluga]

If you could spend the day with any youtuber, who would it be?

What would you two do?

[jaketh1990]

What do you want to do when you are older?

Couldnt think of anything else =/

[theatre4evergirl]

What attracted you to start making videos on youtube in the first place?

[tammpon]

Im Sorry hatti!

peaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[GOREandGLITTER]

if you had three wishes, what would you wish for?

[primus567]

ahhh you look like mandy moore..  crazy

[ChickDude01]

will u hav sex wiv me plz. lol dats my qestion

im bein srs

[jenniennidots]

whosss your fave youtubuuurrr?

where would you most like to live in the world?

dream job?

KBAI thats all i could think of and they're probably all poop.. :)

[jsbakan]

hahaha...u r cute..i love u =O

do u have boyfriend? =(

[luukbron]

I like ur big eyes:O

[HatticusRex]

they like you too

[xxmisterprez13xx]

geordie accent???? newcastle maybee??? just message the answer cause its probably a shiit question comming from a yank..

[HatticusRex]

uhhh neither

i dont know what my accent is

[xxLMGxx]

would you rather ....

shave off al your hair and be made to wear chavvish clothes and be called HatisLawd for the rest of your life..

or

Never be able to see or contact your friends and family again but be able to do everything you ever wanted to do (obv apart frm anything related to friends & family)

annnnd why :)

xo

[NinaMarie6320]

favorite band?

best day you ever had??

what do u think is the grossest thing ever?

what do people do that annoy you that other ppl may not notice?

what are some of your obsessions?

favorite clothes?

[Matt65343]

why HatticusRex as your username?

[catfreak180]

may I tell you while you are saying why you havn't uploaded a vid in a while,when you were saying the 2nd reason you are swearing,turn it around lol!

[GRANTCEE13]

ok heres my questions how old are you what is your real name where do you live?

[zombiecag]

Favourite song by The Vengaboys?

How many spatula-related tattoos do you intend to get?

What the hell is that on my chest?

(seriously, it's weird and gross and I'm a bit worried..)

[egorew]

i hope you take vitamin D supplements cause u obviously dont go outside

[HatticusRex]

fuck off

[GRANTCEE13]

haha i have a Q why is this video related to strip teases...... btw thats not a question for the vid i rly am askin *makes a squirrle noise and hopps away*

[HatticusRex]

No idea!

[GRANTCEE13]

hmmmm you dnt look like the srip tease type lol

[vclamp]

When you paint a room, do you start by rolling the large areas first, then follw up with the edging, or do the edging first??

The world wonders!

[feellinecancer]

what was that at the end of the video?! ^_^

[GRANTCEE13]

is this a shit question?

[bamako321]

lmaoo!

[jabazzy]

What inspires your style? Because I love it so =)

[ThaoD]

Who would win in a fight?

Now, let's consider both sides have the default weapon set.

Power Rangers (The Originals, not the shit new ones) or The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

[AverageTokenBlackGuy]

what do u like more pirate s or ninjas ? hehe

[DominicHunt]

How old are you? What is your real name? Where do you live?

[HatticusRex]

DOM!

U WILLY :P xox

[Tenfrente]

My comment didn't post. >:

I asked who would win:

A small offduty Czech Slovakian traffic warden

OR

A naked Tunisian sock merchant?

Another question: HOW COME YOU'RE NEVER ON MSN? D:

[marleyinoc]

i have a camcorder that wouldnt upload until i forego trying usb and got a $19 firewire card - use your favorite site to get the card and proper cabling... that's what i seemed to need to do anyway...

[BilliLovesMargot]

i'll be back with more. ;) lol

[HatticusRex]

More?!

Okay :D

[BilliLovesMargot]

if you had super powers would you use them for good or evil?

[BilliLovesMargot]

ok i'll give this a try!! haha.

[jesseislush]

Am i boredd??

[thewirrow]

whats ur favourite food to play with

[XnAtEzXiSXbACKX]

What the most outragous thing u did and y???

if u could actually morph into a Hatticus Rex wat would the first thing u do be???

[zakliver]

Some Questions 4 u

1. An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?

2.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

3.What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?

4.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

[stevefromwigan]

1. Electric trains do not have smoke

2. A river

3. The date will be the same upside down

4. Because they live on the oposite pole

[N33L3SH]

lol, blame ya hitler teacher with a snake up his arse!

okay here are NON shit questions

Doo you belive in ghosts?

whats your carpet like?

dont you wish you could fly!!!

[HatticusRex]

LMAO it is all his fault :P

[N33L3SH]

lol

[badm4ths]

What's the longest period of time you've ever been awake for?

Who's your favourite band? (or genre I guess)

Who's your favourite subscription on YouTube?

KTHXBI

(i'm famous so i'm allowed to ask three k?)

[XxXDanteaXxX]

yeah hi my question IS WHY ARE YOU SOOOO COOL AND ASWOME??? its so paranormal it ould be cool if you could answer this in your next vid cause we are all curious to know

-XxXDanteaXxX

[crazyeye0]

Have you ever looked at Lolcats? if so, did you like them, and have you continued to look at them since your discovery of them?

[RobertPedley]

If an octopus offered you to take one of his legs, which one would you take and why!

[laurathesmall]

what would u do if a panda from mars came to earth asking you for a jar of oxygen?

random.. i know..

[OMGItsMeHolly]

Whats Your Favorite Brand Of Jam?

^.^

[noodlescratcher]

What are your views on double glazing? That includes the buns type and the windows type.

[thegadgetdude]

You could have had just one reason also that would have done.

[DrumFill09]

i got a question Hatti =D, who are ur favourite band?

[Maddoxhardcore]

I love your wonderwoman Tshirt!

What is your favourite brand of bread...?

That is my question.

I should know already but i'm a crap mum.

x

[binboyuk]

1. how old are you?

2. what is your real name?

3. where do you live?

LOL! :D

[DrumFill09]

lmfao, NO SHIT QUESTIONS haha

[thegadgetdude]

exterminate!

[HatticusRex]

FUCKSAKE

i dont love u anymore

[omgoctopus]

Yay! Hatti is back, you have been missed!

I'm wearing that top at the moment, or one very similar! Topshop? :D

Erm, let's think, questions, questions, questions...

are you really a dinosaur, like on your background... I mean, I'm obviously an octopus!

[HatticusRex]

YES TOPSHOP!

Topshop is the fit, you have great fashion taste missy octopus!

[roystenvasey]

who would win in a fight: hamtaro or mecha-shakespeare

[BethOnTop]

oh my god.. i see so much similarity to my video.

i might just get you done for copyright. you complete and utter bitch. i know hate you :)

1. Where is your top from?

2. If you could go on holiday with 5 youtubers, who would it be?

3. and where would you go?

ILOVEYOU,COPYRIGHTINGPOSHARTIE <3

[HatticusRex]

I know you love me, and its obvious i stole ur video, but my brain doesnt work K?

[Darkrichician84]

Happy birthday for when-ever it was

[vanawesome]

Do you enjoy a good cheddar? Do you belieeeeeEEEEve in life after love? Where are my pants? Who done it?!?! When is dinner? if I did nothing but ask entirely too many random questions would you still be my friend? What's that over there? What's cuter, Pandas or Retarded Pandas? Will this comment ever end? Why did the first attempt at this comment not post? Will this one post? I hope so.

[Benji1337]

what could swim faster? a elephant or a camel?

[elgranto7]

Do you like sushi?

lol

[WhereAreTheCarrots]

hope you had a great birthday!!

X

[Johnny1969]

Where can I get a cool Wonder Woman shirt like that? Is that a shit question? lol!

[Travaro]

I can't think of any question better than "What did you do today?" But Happy birthday anyways ^^

[Rockguitarnow]

Happy birthday :)

[54321comment]

Happy Belated Birthday!

What are the MOST important world issues affecting your life AND what are your views about rabbits v bunny-rabbits? :)

[singmesilence]

happy belated birthday! i didn't know it was coming up...or happening, haha!

what is your favourite thing to do. ever? & with whom?

also,

what is the best memory you have?

[Castaa]

Hatti you are the best! the BEST! :)

Question from my documentary incoming!: "What kind of guy do you go for? (And why?)"

If you are gay or bi then you can substitute 'woman' for 'guy' in my aforementioned question.

[CandyFlossFro]

i had a question and then a mental blank :)

i'm so useful.

but i love your shirt :D

[HatticusRex]

*Slow clap*

:P

Thanks it likes you too

[YouWish8]

Thats exactly how life is, so to avoid probems, i wont ask a question that way its not good or shit =)

[HatticusRex]

Haha good thinking, you don't have shit thinking so I still love you

[gsimnett]

If you could pick any 3 people in the world, be they alive or dead, fictional or real, who would you punch in the nose and why?

[Machinat1on]

Harry Potter glasses, can a non-wizard pull them off?

[APleaforExcuses]

Not to pry into your night time visions, but what's the strangest or most interesting or most recurring dream you've had?

What in the world brings you the most happiness?

Finally, is baldness worse than the menopause?

[theblazingarrow]

you dont know what to! never fear when all else fails theblazingarrow is ere! stands like a superhero! :D

[HatticusRex]

YAAAY :D

*superhero hi five* (from wonderwoman on my top)

[JacobDyerMedia]

Epic fail for the Wonder Woman top. She's DC Comics, and I'm a Marvel Man.

[magneticmax]

who do you think do you think would win in a 4 way fight to the death?:

a unicorn

Pat from east enders

a policeman on drugs

a 5 foot squirrel with x-ray vision

and how do you think the fight would go?

[ThoughtScientist]

do you sing/play instruments?

[Tenfrente]

I have another question.

Who would win in a battle of wits:

A small off-duty Czech Slovakian traffic warden

or

A naked Tunisian sock merchant?

[astronautjenny]

If you could be anyone else for a day, who would you be?

[Trishkaaa]

well, my non-shit question(hopefully) is this..

is there a collab you wouldve liked to have been in but didnt get to be? and if so what would you have said or done in this collab...

[Tenfrente]

I should probably ask a better question than 'Will you marry me HatticusRex?', but I can't think of any.

D;

Wait, I thought of one. HOWCOME YOU'RE NEVER ON MSN? D:

[thomwilliams88]

fancy a bum? lol

[elfy8]

would you do a little dance for us fans? =] thats a question and it would be stupidly entertaining =D

[thegadgetdude]

My question:

Whats your favourite type of cactus?

(i'm particularly fond of Forest Saguaros)

[HatticusRex]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I just nearly weed

[ThoughtScientist]

countdown to "are you mememolly's sister" questions in 3, 2 , 1....

[HatticusRex]

HOW DARE YOU D:

[ThoughtScientist]

i did it for the lulz :P

[grovesyrmi08]

whats your fave TV show? and do you have a favourite mug? random i know. but you can show us if you do...im sure you will come up with some random ideas for videos soon =).

[barrasse]

wazzap!

NO ARMS OR NO LEGS?

:|

[smok3yjoint]

youtube mindmelt bummer.

[HatticusRex]

gutted for my brainio.

[KickThePj]

I think we both know why your mind has melted..

You've been watching a youtuber, making very strange videos.

My question is..what is your favourite colour. LOLolOLL1!111

If someone gives you a shit question, give them a shit question.

My question is, if you were trapped on an island with uppalubba, and could have 3 items with you, what would they be. The items cannot be any mode of transport to leave the island, I will come collect you on a ferry later.

[HatticusRex]

Why would you be so grittily as to leave me on an island with uppalubbaaaaaaa, ahhh!

[KickThePj]

Okay sorry, I have a better question.

If you were your own super hero, what what, what will be your motive?

[HatticusRex]

LMAAAAOOO

[digital3michael]

Have you heard about 2012? What do you think about that?

[HatticusRex]

I DON'T GEDDIT