This is the king of thing that put me off MMO's. I was glad to find out while playing the Old Republic it's no NEAR this complicated (unless you really want it to be)
Fun fact: The whole problem is skipped by the approximation made in (3).
How in the world is DPSw-DPSh=n? It should be maybe 0.02n or so, since we're talking about 5% of the dps of a single spell. And why does the scorch glyph give 6*Xn? Where's the crit factor? It should be 6*X*n*((1+c+0.05)/(1+c)-1) where c is crit rating. Even then you assume a flat crit rating for each raid member, which is NOT the case. I'd say you're better off simcrafting this due to its complexity.
People who are really serious about it and hardcore take a lot of time figuring this crap out. If you can be bothered to optimize absolutely everything, then odds are you'll be a somewhat better player.
People who don't give a fuck and just want to have fun can ignore all of it and still be just as good as 90% of the other players, with the added benefit of having a much better time playing the game.
Interesting stuff actually! The analysis was very logical. Using a simplifying assumption to determine a lower bound on J was pretty neat, though I suppose I was somewhat surprised by the conclusion.
@MoonPieKing Well personally I'm pretty biased but I'd say none of the above and rather look into some of the quality free games and games that have become free during the last 2 years (Team Fortress 2, League of Legends, Heroes of Newerth, Spiral Knights) to pass time until Diablo 3.
@MrClydekewl Well it wasn't top comment when i wrote it, I just noticed it and thought it was odd. Think before you write please because it's idiots like you who ruin YouTube for everyone else. If you can't think of something nice too say don't bother speaking because it makes you look like a 10 year old.
Shit lol, who wrote this and does this actually makes sense? Sry if i offend some1 when i say that to me this looks like a tank got hit by 2 bulldozers in a big crash and its all very messy
I watched the whole video in one sitting and managed to stay attentive for its entire duration. I was completely focused on your reading of the scientific paper. Yay!
I was watching this vid at around 9:00, but it had been a long day and I was tired. I just woke up and its 3:30 and I assume this video made me fall asleep on my keyboard.
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Technically when announcing integral parameters you should quote "the integral from a to b" so that the audience will understand which parameter is which. For example when stating Damage After Scorch Stacking you would say "The integral from 1.5H to T" instead of "The Integral between T and 1.5H" as the latter may cause confusion regarding the use of each parameter. However in this case there is a video running alongside so it's not a major problem... *smiley face*
I think im going to stab myself in the ear with a sharp, stale carrot over and over again until they are nothing more than little bumps of flesh..... WHY DID YOU DO IT?!
@DominationRogueTwink to play a 2button class? arcane fucken sux! who cares for its the highest dps if its just boring...i mean i dont play this game for dps...also fire dps is fine too
i was the raid leader for the ulduar 10 for which mummra wrote this paper. it was after we harassed him for not using scorch glyph.. thank you so much for making this video
I think I will watch this every time I cannot sleep. I could feel myself falling to sleep within seconds.
Although maybe they'll cotton onto this fact, and do a sequel video, about the mirror image glyph, and insert subliminal messages at the end commanding me to kill the next canine I see, with a spoon.
MUMRAH!
najtrows 3 days ago
he sounds like the queen of England at 7:07
MrYoyoyigitiyo 3 days ago
i like when he has an asain accent. [6:28]
MrYoyoyigitiyo 3 days ago
TOO MANNY BIG WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrYoyoyigitiyo 3 days ago
why did i watch it all...?
MLiebeU 6 days ago
Text too long to read,
Skipped it
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IronCooleLTD 1 week ago in playlist Meer video's van BlueXephos
hahah i love the subtle transition to an asian voice at 3:36
McBlemmen 1 week ago
this is, by all means one of the best videos they ever did :D
sedlacek00152 1 week ago
A yogscast vid with under 50000 views?!?!
Elliotgn 1 month ago
Just shut up and sheep the mob!! :-P
VitalityChannel1 1 month ago
I have watched all of Yogscast videos....except this one.....
pottansnest 1 month ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från BlueXephos
OOOOOHHHH i get it now! so thats how to play a mage. Im sticking to hunter.
TheJackattack5000 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I put this video on, then started doing something else, 5 minutes later realised simon was still going, what a champ.
SliceOfTitch 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
OMG! that paper! WOW!
sreenius 1 month ago
This is the king of thing that put me off MMO's. I was glad to find out while playing the Old Republic it's no NEAR this complicated (unless you really want it to be)
DJVulpus 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@DJVulpus Old repiblic is exactly as complicated as wow
WhiteMaverick321 1 month ago
@WhiteMaverick321 Again, it's only complicated if you want it to be.
DJVulpus 1 month ago
I understand.
CaptainKacknup 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Press 8.
Just Press 8.
InferParadise 2 months ago in playlist More videos from BlueXephos
HIS GONNA CRY :<
ZonaxVoriginal 2 months ago
I was on the edge of my seat at 6:36 and 7:08
LewisW97 2 months ago
After 6:36 I could not stop laughing LOL
Dill508 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
I would like to see this in Grizwald's voice, by Lewis o.O
Statonic16 2 months ago
Who else wants to hear this read in Professor Grizwald's voice?
PartyPinkie 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 16
This is melting my brain, why?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Midgets4peace 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Actually... it's even more complex... since you get a stair function with the fb glyph...
Aphid4 2 months ago
Fun fact: The whole problem is skipped by the approximation made in (3).
How in the world is DPSw-DPSh=n? It should be maybe 0.02n or so, since we're talking about 5% of the dps of a single spell. And why does the scorch glyph give 6*Xn? Where's the crit factor? It should be 6*X*n*((1+c+0.05)/(1+c)-1) where c is crit rating. Even then you assume a flat crit rating for each raid member, which is NOT the case. I'd say you're better off simcrafting this due to its complexity.
Aphid4 2 months ago 2
@Aphid4 i could never play wow its more of a job your post looks like home work not a post about a game how is it fun
oldmanwithHemroids4 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@oldmanwithHemroids4 Basically, the game is as complicated as you make it.
People who are really serious about it and hardcore take a lot of time figuring this crap out. If you can be bothered to optimize absolutely everything, then odds are you'll be a somewhat better player.
People who don't give a fuck and just want to have fun can ignore all of it and still be just as good as 90% of the other players, with the added benefit of having a much better time playing the game.
chinadollsyndrome 2 months ago
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Aphid4 2 months ago
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Aphid4 2 months ago
How such a noob mage got to Dalaran?
BuddaBob4444 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I totally understood all of this.
jesuswtfdoeje 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
lol at 6:36 he started being chineese XP
EpicFlyMount100 3 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från BlueXephos
youre stating the limits of the integral as the negative integral simon
woodesroger 3 months ago
So, seeing as this thing exists, one would come to the conclusion that someone sat down and MADE it. This puzzles me greatly.
Ayanami1000 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Interesting stuff actually! The analysis was very logical. Using a simplifying assumption to determine a lower bound on J was pretty neat, though I suppose I was somewhat surprised by the conclusion.
Mattprole 3 months ago
one of your best vids. very understated humour, brilliant.
sinnikal01 4 months ago in playlist More videos from BlueXephos
@MoonPieKing Well personally I'm pretty biased but I'd say none of the above and rather look into some of the quality free games and games that have become free during the last 2 years (Team Fortress 2, League of Legends, Heroes of Newerth, Spiral Knights) to pass time until Diablo 3.
IrrrJ 5 months ago
@MoonPieKing Nice try but ofc you should be assumed to already have D&D.
IrrrJ 5 months ago
This makes rocket science look like grade 5 math!
Masterfullness 5 months ago
Creepy... Press 4 on the keyboard....
AngryTheGoat 5 months ago in playlist More videos from BlueXephos
@AngryTheGoat pretty sure thats already the top comment...nice try on getting top comment though.....not
MrClydekewl 5 months ago
@MrClydekewl Well it wasn't top comment when i wrote it, I just noticed it and thought it was odd. Think before you write please because it's idiots like you who ruin YouTube for everyone else. If you can't think of something nice too say don't bother speaking because it makes you look like a 10 year old.
AngryTheGoat 5 months ago
@AngryTheGoat Hey, FUCK YOU ! :DD LOL
VirtualCurry 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
A+, would watch again. Very informative!
Xenolinguistica 5 months ago
i now understand how to make a nuke
dredgie456 5 months ago
wait mumra isnt that from thunder cats?
MegaDK47 5 months ago
Ummm... I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Lol
Optonicus 5 months ago
I'm Learning :D
catfat17 5 months ago
Im sooooooo rolling a hunter now @.@
grimreaper082 6 months ago
pressing 4 makes simon say 4 :O
superqwertyKILL 6 months ago 2
he's done about 7 different voices here :D
crazydude669 6 months ago
just use frost :)
crazydude669 6 months ago
True Yognauts watch the whole thing
AsiniusNaso 7 months ago
lmfao loved it when he changed to chinese accent
firepuma4 7 months ago 3
when your chinese accent became stronger i seriously expected to hear you speaking chinese :D
yamimakaiz 7 months ago
this
made
absolutely
TOTAL SENSE THANK YOU
benjidburg 7 months ago 3
type 2 to hear epic
connerownage 7 months ago
9:41 to skip all unnessisary text once it starts reading from the book
WNxSasukeUchiha 8 months ago
the voice3 maakes me want to shoot my self
dustin13ify 8 months ago
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oh,
mah,
gawd.
voter96 8 months ago
(in italics)
MelissaRaptor 8 months ago
thumbs up if you skiped to the end. xD
jeremy001001 8 months ago
CUT TO THE FUCKING CHASE
romaletims 8 months ago
press 4 to hear the word 'four'
MrDreigon 8 months ago 36
@MrDreigon
dude you fucking made my night :D
Levelord92 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
yea thats right, i watched it all and i fucking hate mages.
NoMoreLles 9 months ago
Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom
wgeorgiou 9 months ago
Dude did i just go back to college for nearly a hr
IloveXBOXable 9 months ago
omg how nerdy am I if I find this fucking hilarious <3
jeepen93 9 months ago
THIS is some nerdy shit rite here.
malik436 9 months ago
looser go away and die
razoraxeyurneromort 10 months ago
Oh dear lord.... Poor simon
Killingglorie 10 months ago 2
Press 4 to hear 4 :D
thegodfather587 10 months ago 3
@thegodfather587 Sounds like anal tonic to me ;/
NortheastGamer 10 months ago
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Just two quick things:
1) the convention is to, when reading an integral, read it as the bottom boundary to the top boundary (eg integral from 0 to 1.5H)
2) the 'dt' at the end of the integral is giving the variable to be integrated in respect to, therefore its just 'dt' and not 'to the dt' :)
Otherwise, spot on :P
Blowfly90 10 months ago
Just two quick things:
1) the convention is to, when reading an intergral, read it as the bottom boundary to the top boundary (eg intergal from 0 to 1.5H)
2) the 'dt' at the end of the intergral is giving the variable to be intergrated in respect to, therefore its just 'dt' and not 'to the dt' :)
Otherwise, spot on :P
Blowfly90 10 months ago
ohh yes ofcourse duh how could i not have known that!?
scibrilneom 10 months ago
I UNDERSTAND!!!
MarshMallowMan234 10 months ago
The answer is false.
MasterCheif248 10 months ago
Shit lol, who wrote this and does this actually makes sense? Sry if i offend some1 when i say that to me this looks like a tank got hit by 2 bulldozers in a big crash and its all very messy
STeNeNSTeN96 10 months ago
Lol. It is easy
DKkila 10 months ago
I f****ing love this video
angelofreeman1 10 months ago
what...the...fu- deja vu!
gmankillz 10 months ago
Is it sad that I completely understood every word that was said?
ShadowHohenheim 11 months ago
@ShadowHohenheim Yes...but u got a like to your coment for that :D
nikosierraavila 10 months ago
What the hell happened at 6:36 xDDDD
Guessmoo 11 months ago 19
i started DYING when simons voice started changing oh my god
when he went highpitch asian OH MY GOD!!!
DjCINEMA 1 year ago 3
WoW Is SRS BSNS.
Goatmanification 1 year ago
I watched the whole video in one sitting and managed to stay attentive for its entire duration. I was completely focused on your reading of the scientific paper. Yay!
x3ICEx 1 year ago
i didnt know cunting rain man played wow
tooyjfwn 1 year ago
@tooyjfwn lol cunting
tomatooverlord 10 months ago
Lol
daageep 1 year ago
You know your a nerd when you understand it :S
lockrules2 1 year ago
Awesome! :D Although, I'll stick Frost on my Mage. :P
-Ino
ino145 1 year ago
I think I will just stick Arcane...
SGwells100 1 year ago
simon went veerrry asian towards the end xD
SuicidalBadgerz 1 year ago
WOW!
O:O
funkchild75 1 year ago
Mindrape...
liambuurns 1 year ago
Haha this made my day XD
kokkoru67 1 year ago
lol mummra u just got that from thundercats
rushfloyd2 1 year ago
@Zetimenvec any educated adult would easily comprehend the majority, if not all these "oh so difficult" terms
Imcilwep 1 year ago
is it sad that I know all this lingo and whatnot?
You made a few mistakes reading it out, the math terms.
Zetimenvec 1 year ago
I was watching this vid at around 9:00, but it had been a long day and I was tired. I just woke up and its 3:30 and I assume this video made me fall asleep on my keyboard.
nallimcame 1 year ago
i caught aspergers from this here vid
Yerningeleven 1 year ago
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marsharadcliffcgo 1 year ago
i miss you guys SOOOO MUCH :(
hazza753 1 year ago
Technically when announcing integral parameters you should quote "the integral from a to b" so that the audience will understand which parameter is which. For example when stating Damage After Scorch Stacking you would say "The integral from 1.5H to T" instead of "The Integral between T and 1.5H" as the latter may cause confusion regarding the use of each parameter. However in this case there is a video running alongside so it's not a major problem... *smiley face*
TheNishido 1 year ago
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Swiftyo0 1 year ago
L.O.L.
nictherocker 1 year ago
ahhhhh young mage!
tncal 1 year ago
So you're saying that Internal Affairs knew the guy was skimming cocaine right from the start?
ORCA4312 1 year ago
lol
mudcatred 1 year ago
I love the chinese accent in middle
Slixors 1 year ago
You're reading the integrals backwards. The bottom number is the beginning of the integral and the top is the end of the integral.
lionhartpld 2 years ago
lol this shit is so funny.
gobe270 2 years ago
I think im going to stab myself in the ear with a sharp, stale carrot over and over again until they are nothing more than little bumps of flesh..... WHY DID YOU DO IT?!
LOOKOUTSSIFY 2 years ago
sometimes I think you just wanna piss us yoggnauts of :P
galen93 2 years ago
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malibuhydro 2 years ago
I cant belive you made a video on this :P
Nicktehgr33k 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
shabbyshamu 2 years ago
I cant believe I wasted 10 minutes of my life watching that @#$*. Honestly, if you are this far into the game, Your life is over.
cwjd 2 years ago
no 9 minutes and 58 seconds :)
B33f1NAT0R 2 years ago
@B33f1NAT0R AH HA! More like 15 minutes, for several minutes after watching this, I was in a motionless state of disbelief and disgust.
cwjd 2 years ago
Wow... bravo on actually reading that out word for word.
You guys are amazing. XD
namekkaia 2 years ago
Sooo... which one is better? scorch or fireball?
itsygo154 2 years ago
fire ball
B33f1NAT0R 2 years ago
@itsygo154 the answer is to go arcane instead of fire
DominationRogueTwink 2 years ago 67
This... ^
RedJelloStanding 2 years ago
this comment wins
arttay1090 2 years ago
@DominationRogueTwink to play a 2button class? arcane fucken sux! who cares for its the highest dps if its just boring...i mean i dont play this game for dps...also fire dps is fine too
whataLuuzer 1 year ago
"braain melting"
ROFL this is awesome!
W0lfie91 2 years ago
LMAO!!...i luv how u r voice turned oriental some how in the middle..: D
jamdat909 2 years ago
Hahaha thats hillarious!
itsygo154 2 years ago
why did you say sigma isnt it a riemann sum
Orcraiders 2 years ago
I can't believe you read all that... or somone actually made all that.
Daginni1 2 years ago
Fatal Error 0.o
SweetPhantasee 2 years ago
lol wtf
go arcane
jradownz 2 years ago
I conclude go fucking arcane spec you noob mage.
rushy4321 2 years ago
@rushy4321 YES
4skin500 2 years ago
playing 0:03 over and over made me lol
mikeymiker0100 2 years ago 56
@mikeymiker0100 lol sheep
theITking 10 months ago
@mikeymiker0100
baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa baaaa baaa baaa baaa baaaa baaa baaa baaa baaa baaa baaa baaa bhaaa baaaa XD
skateyasha1 10 months ago
My brain didn't melt, it broke.
birna17 2 years ago
*drools* :|
ChiplovesCrisps 2 years ago
hah you read up something that isnt really written in the book 0:49
Fluwmlock 2 years ago
fucking mind fuck :D
SgtTraceur 2 years ago
video owns, mummra owns
tulae 2 years ago
O_O i can't feel my brain
Shinon125 2 years ago
AHHH ITS MELTING MYBRAIN!!!! lol
jmc59462 2 years ago
i didn't know people used calculus to calculate damage. i would just use addition.
kevin92620 2 years ago
these equations are worthless just use a freaking spreadsheet if you find it hard simulating long strings of damage in your head.
QCreyton 2 years ago
0_0
smartie34 2 years ago
this video is hilarious - i suggest you read the stupid pdf if the video doesnt seem funny to you
roofustheman 2 years ago 3
what was the question again ?
Noobtube83 2 years ago
oh god
PFBronze 2 years ago
Rofl
getnitdunn 2 years ago
I can not feel my brain anymore....
jezuez 2 years ago 2
Go arcane
brandiisadumbdog 2 years ago
fireball glyph sucks, scorch all the way =]
eskimosurferdreamer 2 years ago
@_@
TheElphin 2 years ago
and then he became asian........
johnzybru 2 years ago
I lol'd xD
pievendor2000 2 years ago
by 4 mins i think i started to die a little
johnzybru 2 years ago
thx mumm
level16 2 years ago
GEEK!!! L2P
pandaland1 2 years ago
i was the raid leader for the ulduar 10 for which mummra wrote this paper. it was after we harassed him for not using scorch glyph.. thank you so much for making this video
mewserino 2 years ago
I think I will watch this every time I cannot sleep. I could feel myself falling to sleep within seconds.
Although maybe they'll cotton onto this fact, and do a sequel video, about the mirror image glyph, and insert subliminal messages at the end commanding me to kill the next canine I see, with a spoon.
turnipofficer 2 years ago
oh god. this is so fucking funny. xD
roxx0rz 2 years ago
omg i havent played wow in 2 months and i played a hardcore raiding mage. this shit is killing me. cannot stop laughing. yog 4 life.
CrowingCares 2 years ago
lol my guild just has a scorch bitch
Tiforoll 2 years ago
if i ever met the person who wrote this.......Lol
hukep1 2 years ago
mummra has aspergers syndrome it is a serious problem please stop making fun of him
kko182 2 years ago
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actually mage is one of the hardest class to play so stfu dk noob
xXxcrackakilla69xXx 2 years ago
in terms of arena it is the hardest class to play.
tahounez1 2 years ago